The 257th funeral fake cry

Xia Duo knew that he couldn't explain clearly to Tang Song on the phone, so he went to Tang Song to explain in person.

She wanted that with her clear and reasonable eloquence, even Tang and Song's stupid IQ could be understood within ten minutes.

But Xia Duo overestimated Tang Song's comprehension ability, and she patiently explained to Tang Song twice, but Tang Song still didn't hear the reason.

Xia Duo was annoyed, she had to hurry back to cooperate with Yin Yimo, this product is a big fool with 100,000 whys here.

"I've made it very clear, when the ambulance comes, don't panic, don't stop, don't call Gu Xiangwei. ”

Xia Duo didn't ask Tang and Song to understand, but only asked Tang and Song to not add chaos and not interfere in the ambulance.

Tang Song's brows were furrowed, and his face was full of doubt. "Why is that? What are you calling an ambulance for?"

Xia Duo held his forehead with a headache, gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to burst into foul language. "Can you stop asking why, I'll explain to you that you don't understand, now I don't need you to understand, I just need your cooperation, understand?"

"I don't understand. ”

"You ......" Xia Duo was angry, took a deep breath, and calmed himself. "I don't want you to understand, do you understand the two words?"

"I don't understand how I have to cooperate, what the hell are you guys doing, now the crew is messed up enough, don't you want to make any more trouble?" Although he didn't understand, the ambulance was coming, and it must be no good thing.

Xia Duo's fire can no longer be suppressed. "You love to cooperate or not, my mother doesn't care about you. ”

When the words fell, Xia Duo was about to go away, and when he opened the door, he turned his head and gave Tang Song two sentences. "You understand your thinking ability, go to the doctor as soon as possible!"

"Don't go, you make it clear to me. Tang Song took two steps forward and grabbed Xia Duo who was about to leave. "Now that the crew is embattled, how many pairs of eyes are staring at the crew's movements, if you make a fuss like this, the crew will be ruined. ”

first replaced the female number one in the role change turmoil, and then made an ambulance, which will be overwhelming the negative news spread by Bai Zhi.

Xia Duo struggled to let Tang Song let go. "Don't worry, your eyes have been withdrawn, don't pull me back, I'm still waiting to go back. ”

"No, if you don't make it clear today, don't even think about getting out of this room. Tang Song's hand clenched even tighter.

Xia Duo gritted his teeth. "You're still energetic, aren't you, don't force me to do it, I'll say it one last time, let it go!"

"Don't let go!" Tang Song replied firmly, and his big hand imprisoned Xia Duo's two arms.

"Okay, then don't blame me for being ruthless. ”

Xia Duo originally wanted to kick Tang Song's crotch, but she thought that this move was too yin and too ruthless, and it might ruin her future sexual happiness, and she couldn't do this kind of thing of lifting a stone to shoot herself in the foot.

So, she decisively bent her knees towards Tang Song's abdomen.

"Ahh

"You...... Do you want to kill someone?" Tang Song felt that his intestines and stomach were stirred together, this woman was too ruthless.

Xia Duo rubbed his knees and snorted coldly. "Whoever told you not to let go, I told you, I know taekwondo, I'm ruthless, you still don't believe it, you should say it!"

She controlled the force, only half of the force, this guy pretended to be quite similar, does it hurt so much?

Tang Song glared at Xia Duo angrily. "I can see you clearly, and I ...... in vain"

Tang Song automatically stopped talking, and wanted to reach out and pull Xia Duo's arm again.

Xia Duo raised his legs. "Do you want to do it again?"

Tang Song honestly withdrew his hand. "Good men don't fight with women, and I don't have the same knowledge as you. ”

Xia Duo hehe. "Do you give me less knowledge, stay in the room honestly, just pretend not to hear the movement when you hear it, wash the old arms and legs and go to bed early. ”

"Who do you say have old arms and legs, you ...... You are not allowed to leave, you come back to me, you ......"

"Bang-"

In response to Tang and Song's words, there was a harsh and merciless sound of the door closing.

Xia Duo trotted back to Yin Yimo's room, and Yin Yimo had already drawn the allergic makeup.

Big red bumps all over the face, and lips that have been covered up with foundation that are white and bloodless.

"Is it done?" Yin Yimo saw Xia Duo's angry appearance and knew that it was hanging.

Xia Duo waved his hand. "Don't mention him, I've said everything I need to say anyway, it's up to him to see if he is worthy of cooperation. ”

Yin Yimo didn't worry about anything else, she was worried that Tang Song would call Gu Xiangmi, she didn't want Gu Xiangmian to be frightened.

But now there is no time, it has been nearly half an hour since she has eaten the pastry, and if there is no major movement, the contract of the little assistant will not be in hand.

"Duo, are you okay with the pimples on my face?"

Xia Duo took a serious look. "That's great, the pimple is drawn like the real thing, and this technique is much better than your normal makeup. ”

Yin Yimo "......"

The handicapped party can't afford to hurt it!

"Duo, you can call the ambulance, remember to be very loud and cry. ”

Xia Duo clutched his mobile phone and frowned in embarrassment. "It's a little hard to cry, you know I'm a person who has almost no tears. ”

She needed the help of eye drops, and she really couldn't cry when she wasn't drunk.

Yin Yimo saw Xia Duo crying in a state of being drunk, she really hadn't seen Xia Duo cry in normal times, Xia Duo once said that she was not made of water, she was made of cement.

Never cry easily, once crying, it is a mudslide-like disaster.

"If you don't have eye drops, you just hide your face and cry bitterly, just making a grief-stricken voice, like a fake cry at a funeral. ”

Xia Duo grinned. "Don't say that I will, I've seen other people's professional crying spirits, that guy's scene, the crying thief pulled the sadness, in fact, they were all hired for money, and they cried for their children's filial piety. ”

The corners of Yin Yimo's mouth twitched slightly. "You must not imitate too much of it, cry too much, you have to master the scale, I am allergic, and I am not dead. ”

"Ok, understood. ”

Xia Duo dialed the emergency number in a panic, and after telling the specific address, he also specially asked how long it would take to come over.

The medical staff did not tell the specific time, but only said quickly.

Because their hospital is near Hengdian.

So after Xia Duo hung up the phone, she and Yin Yimo entered a state of preparation and were always ready.

At this time, the female No. 1 was already standing by the window, looking at the situation outside, and had been waiting for a long time.

The little assistant sat on the chair anxiously, the female number one didn't ask her anything, she didn't dare to say a word, let alone mention the contract.

"Why hasn't there been any movement, have you watched her eat?" The female number one seemed to have lost her patience, and her original heart of revenge and excitement was extinguishing little by little.

"She ate it, and I watched her eat two pieces. The assistant bowed his head in resignation.

Female No. 1 walked towards the little assistant. "You're not going to lie to me, are you?"

The assistant got up from his chair in a panic in self-defense. "Sister Bai, how dare I lie to you, what I said is true, didn't you hear it too. ”

The female number one did not suspect that the little assistant would betray her, and in her queen's consciousness, she would not dare to borrow ten dares from the little assistant.

So, what went wrong?

Could it be that the information on the Internet is wrong? Yin Yimo is not allergic to pollen?

Thinking of the authenticity of the information on the Internet, the face of the female number one became difficult to see.

"Yin Yimo. The female No. 1 gritted her teeth and squeezed out Yin Yimo's name from between her teeth, and the anger in her eyes was eager to shatter the name in her mouth.

The little assistant looked at the female No. 1's clenched fist, afraid that the fist would fall on him, and said smoothly, "Bai ...... Sister Bai, don't worry, wait and see, the ambulance will definitely come. ”

Female No. 1 sneered. "Then you beg in your heart for the ambulance to come quickly, and when the car comes, you can get out of it completely. ”

"That'...... What about the contract?" she didn't see the contract next to the female number one, and was worried that the female number one would regret it.

The female No. 1 said, "Don't worry, I don't care about you so much, I'll let you go, you don't even have the qualifications to be a punching bag sandbag, go back to your hometown and farm." ”

She is tired of the stupidity of the little assistant and can't give her advice, she wants to find a new assistant with a flexible mind, who can help her on the star road, instead of a stupid person who can only cry and beg for mercy.

Female No. 1 returned to the window again, and suddenly saw a flickering colored light not far away, and the voice she had been waiting for for a long time sounded.

The ambulance is coming!

The little assistant also heard the sound of the ambulance, and the joy and excitement of liberation in his heart could hardly be suppressed. "Sister Bai, the car is here, please give me the contract. ”

Female number one frowned. "What are you panicking about, wait until I see the woman unconscious and get into the car. ”

"You ......" The little assistant clenched his hands tightly, his nails were deep in the flesh, and he warned himself to calm down, he had endured it for several years, and he couldn't ruin it at this time. "Good. ”

The female No. 1 stared at every move downstairs without blinking, watched the doctors and nurses running to the hotel on stretchers, and watched the crowd of people gradually gathering next to the ambulance, her heart was indescribably happy.

About a few minutes later, the female number one saw Yin Yimo, who was lying unconscious on a stretcher, and Xia Duo, who was crying.

The curvature of the female No. 1's lips is getting bigger and bigger, and Xia Duo's cry, she seems to be able to hear it when she stands in the room, which is particularly pleasant.

Yin Yimo was carried into the ambulance, and Xia Duo kept shouting something in his mouth, and he followed into the ambulance.

It wasn't until the ambulance drove away that the visual and sensory enjoyment of the female number one ended.

"Sister Bai, the contract ......"

"Hahahaha......" The female number one suddenly raised her head and laughed, this time it was really a heartfelt laugh.

The little assistant shook his body in fright, but he still repeated the words of asking for a contract over and over again. "Sister Bai, please keep your promise. ”

"The contract is in the bedside drawer, get out of here!"

The little assistant immediately ran to the side of the bed, opened the drawer, and saw the contract agreement she had signed, and her eyes instantly moistened.

She took the contract into her arms, didn't turn her head to look at the female number one, and didn't have any nostalgia, for fear that the female number one would regret it, and ran out.

Tears flowed down her run, and she was finally free, finally out of the sea of suffering!

She didn't dare to pause slowly for a moment, as if she would catch up as soon as she stopped.

The little assistant ran to the limit of his body before he stopped and lay down on the ground to gasp.

She put the contract with her name on it on her tearful face and cried loudly.