038, a new model of MLM?!
Hearing the voice behind him, Sang Apple's heart was furious.
The voice was long and empty, and it sounded a little scary.
Sang Apple looked behind her, but she didn't see anyone behind her, and then she heard a voice in front of her.
“…… Are you looking for me?"
Sang Apple covered her fluttering little heart, hurriedly took a few steps back, and saw the person in front of her clearly.
How to say......
This person was very strange, dressed in a Taoist type of costume, with excessively long hair in a bun with a strangely carved wooden hairpin, and his hands were wrapped, looking free and casual.
"Scared silly?"
As soon as he spoke, his voice was still the same long.
Sang Apple was excited, slowly retreating back, Xiao Mian over there had long disappeared, and Sang Apple was scared and worried.
"I ...... Do I know you?"
Hearing Sang Apple's words, the man smiled, and the person immediately arrived at Sang Apple's sideburns, he reached out and gently stroked the hair of Sang Apple's sideburns, squinting and sighing.
"The ends of your hair...... It's all the same taste. ”
Uncle Policeman: There is a pervert here!
Sang Apple couldn't help but pick up his backpack and smash it in his face!
At the same time, the foot did not forget to kick the next three -
However, this does not seem to be of much use.
After Sang Apple finished beating someone, he ran away, and the man was not injured at all, and he followed Sang Apple again.
"Little friend, what are you doing here? I'm not an ordinary person. I still have a lot of things to ask. ”
"Dead pervert, get out of here—"
Sang Apple smashed the bag in his hand with all his might, but still didn't touch the man.
He was right in front of him, but it seemed far away.
The mulberry apple was blocked next to a tree, and she really couldn't run, her legs seemed to be filled with lead, and she couldn't move a penny.
The man reached out to touch the hand of the mulberry apple, and then the hand stopped in front of her eyes, sighed, and said,
"What a bad temper...... Tsk, have you ever heard of the canopy? You know...... God?"
Sang Apple was frightened at this time, hearing this god and demon, her heart actually had a belly of fire, she swallowed her saliva, stood up with the tree behind her, looked at the people in front of her, and shouted: "Tianmu? The new pyramid scheme organization? God? Now the pyramid scheme believes in these? I don't believe it, you go away, the main theme will be carried forward, and you will resolutely not enter the pyramid scheme organization!"
A certain Taoist priest who is considered to be a pyramid scheme: "......"
Mulberry apples leaned softly on the tree, trying to escape.
"I'm a serious person. The man said in a distant voice, "I am a serious Taoist priest of the Heavenly Officials. ”
Sang Apple: "Serious Taoist?"
The Taoist priest nodded: "Probably worthy of it." ”
Sang Apple: "Amitabha, the Buddha saves me-"
Taoist priest: "......"
He didn't say any more nonsense, but came to Sang Apple's side, reached out and gently stroked Sang Apple's cheek, and then put his finger to his lips and said, "It's the smell that's right." But why is it mixed with the smell of the three-legged golden crow?"
Mulberry Apple hugged the big tree and glared at the person in front of him, he couldn't escape at this time, so don't be cowardly!
"It's your business! Help, someone pulled me into a pyramid scheme—"
After snorting, Sang Apple shouted in a lost voice.
The Taoist priest rubbed his ears and said, "Don't shout, there is my enchantment around here, and no one can get in, little key." ”
Sang Apple stared at this strange MLM person, his heart was bitter, and his life was resting-
At this time, just as the Taoist priest's hand was about to touch the mulberry apple, a cold wind blew, as if it was about to enter winter. The Taoist priest's hand was quickly frozen, preventing him from moving any further.
He looked at his hand in surprise, then turned to look back.
Sang Apple saw a white mass not far behind the Taoist priest, and then, this white mass was like ice, and it shattered.
Out of that crack, a man walked in.
A man in a black tuxedo ran to this side, his eyes were indifferent, and then he reached out and grabbed the Taoist priest's wrist, and the Taoist priest's arm instantly froze, and the white frost on it looked extremely cold.
“…… Who are you? ”
The Taoist priest squinted his eyes and looked at Qiao Ziqian, looking like a fox.
Qiao Ziqian said coldly: "Who allowed you to touch her?"
The words spoken were cold to the bone.
The man was stunned for a moment, then said, "Oh...... I see, I understand, we will meet again. Small key. ”
After speaking, he also winked at the mulberry apple, and then his figure slowly disappeared, and everything around him returned to normal.
Sang Apple found that it was dark, and she obviously felt that it didn't take long.
"Ancestor!
Sang Apple threw herself into Qiao Ziqian's arms and cried.
Qiao Ziqian looked at the lump in his arms, reached out and patted her back, and said in disgust: "Are you stupid?
Sang Apple said aggrievedly: "I came after Xiao Mian, who knew that I would meet that kind of strange person!"
"Xiaomian, they are all at home. Qiao Ziqian dragged the mulberry apple forward, and said as he walked, "I didn't find you at home, and those three stupid ghosts couldn't find you anywhere." It's really uneasy to worry about me looking for so long. ”
Sang Apple tugged on Qiao Ziqian's arm tightly, looked at Qiao Ziqian's voice, and asked curiously: "Ancestor, what's the matter with you?"
Qiao Ziqian said: "The banquet that was arranged had to be dressed like this. ”
Sang Apple laughed, and then said, "What? Then how can you get out!"
Qiao Ziqian glanced at the mulberry apple, and said coldly, "You are not here today, why did you go?"
"Didn't you say you wouldn't let me follow? Sang Apple looked at Qiao Ziqian in surprise.
Qiao Ziqian frowned slightly, and then said, "...... You are not allowed to leave my side in the future. ”
Sang Apple: "Oh. ”
Listening to Sang Apple's obedient answer, Qiao Ziqian calmed down, then let go of Sang Apple's hand, squatted down, and said, "Come up, I'll carry you back." ”
Sang Apple was stunned: "Ah? I'...... I can walk on my own. ”
Qiao Ziqian chuckled: "Heh, then don't shake your legs." ”
Mulberry apple: "!"
Then she lay on Qiao Ziqian's body, with her hands on his shoulders, a little cool.
Qiao Ziqian: "Are you going to strangle me?"
Sang Apple pouted and let go, complaining in her heart, she thought!
It was early autumn at this time, but the summer heat was still there, and the night breeze was slightly cool, blowing away the residual heat.
Looking at the somewhat different Qiao Ziqian in front of him, Sang Apple felt that his feeling was right, Qiao Ziqian was like a different person, but he didn't know what made him become so fast.
And so—
Sang Apple: "Qiao Ziqian, are you clean?"
Actually, I want to say that I'm covered in ashes!
Qiao Ziqian: "...... Shut up!"
Mulberry apple: "???"
What did I say wrong?
Not long after, Sang Apple and Qiao Ziqian arrived home, and Sang Apple found out that it was not too far from home, did she actually chase from the square to the door?
I didn't think it was that far.
The world is truly amazing.
When he came to the door, Qiao Ziqian put one hand on the doorknob, took the key and was about to open the door, then he let go of his hand and whispered.
"Be careful when you go out in the future...... I'll be worried. ”
Sang Apple was dizzy, and nodded after listening to Qiao Ziqian's words, but he didn't hear the last four words clearly.
"Ah, what did you say next?"
Qiao Ziqian opened the door and put down the mulberry apple, reached out to lift the slippers, and said coldly: "It's nothing." ”
Then he walked into the house.
Sang Apple saw the flash of blush on Qiao Ziqian's face, so his legs were not weak, and he ran over as if he had discovered a new continent and shouted: "Qiao Ziqian, what are you blushing!"
The sound of the mulberry apple was so loud that the ghosts and monsters in the room could hear it.
They all poked their heads out to look at Qiao Ziqian, who had just entered the door.
Qiao Ziqian: "......"
He wanted to hit someone.
Seeing that Qiao Ziqian didn't speak, Sang Apple smiled, ran to the sofa, looked at Qiao Ziqian's face with anger, and said with a smile: "Hahaha, I didn't expect the thousand-year-old wood to blush——"
Before Sang Apple finished speaking, his hand was grabbed by Qiao Ziqian, Qiao Ziqian looked at Sang Apple's face up close, and spit on her face with a slightly hot breath, Sang Apple's eyes widened, and he didn't dare to say more for a while.
Qiao Ziqian's good-looking eyes looked her face up and down, then straightened up, clasped her hands, and said condescendingly: "Your two are redder than monkey butts." ”
Mulberry apple: "???"
She covered her face and was hot.
The other ghosts watched the play silently, you look at me, I look at you, with a very understanding expression.
Then Qiao Ziqian went to the kitchen, Sang Apple sat on the sofa, his heart was beating hard, his head was dizzy, and his mind was even more chaotic.
Thinking about what the MLM Taoist priest said today, she seems to have heard it somewhere.
"The canopy, the key, the god?"
It's really strange, Sang Apple feels that a lot of strange things have happened during this time, it seems that everything is coming at her, and it is always easy to meet some ghosts and monsters at home.
I really want to discuss this matter with Qiao Ziqian.
"Qiao Ziqian—"
When Sang Apple just shouted out Qiao Ziqian, he suddenly felt dizzy, and fell directly to the ground, unconscious.
Ghost: "!!"
After Qiao Ziqian came out of the kitchen, he saw the fainted mulberry apple, and after a trace of panic flashed on his face, Qiao Ziqian hurriedly carried the mulberry apple into the room.
The mulberry apple lying on the bed breathed evenly, as if she was asleep, and there was nothing else unusual.
Qiao Ziqian sat next to her, worried.
"Bell bell bell—"
Qiao Ziqian's mobile phone rang, he answered the phone, and there was an anxious voice from the phone.
"Ziqian, why did you run away all of a sudden? Boss, you haven't seen it yet!"
Qiao Ziqian: "Okay, I'm busy, don't bother me." ”
"Ziqian?Ziqian?hey—"
Qiao Ziqian decisively hung up the phone and turned off the mobile phone and threw it aside.
"I'm sorry ......"
Qiao Ziqian frowned, reached out and rubbed the bridge of his nose, and sighed.
At this time—
"Dead life, Qiao Ziqian, what's the matter with your expression!"
Sang Apple's almost transparent body looked at him behind Qiao Ziqian, and shouted at Qiao Ziqian's ear after seeing his expression.
But Qiao Ziqian didn't hear it, and no one found the mulberry apple, so she didn't care how she yelled.
When Sang Apple looked at himself lying on the bed, he thought that he was out of his body, but out of body, Qiao Ziqian would definitely be able to find out.
So it doesn't seem simple!
Detective Sang Apple said that his inference was very reasonable.
She came to the side, saw Xiao Mian, tried to reach over, and her hand passed through Xiao Mian's body without a trace.
But because of this, the mulberry apple suddenly turned black in front of his eyes, and everything disappeared.
Her heart was trembling and tears were flowing.
"It's a touch...... Are you blind?"
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