Chapter 194 is worthy of being the first brother in the scolding world

Jiang Xia's hair is meager .

The grumpy editor scolded again.

Hurriedly called friends to watch.

After Jiangxia's meager was sent out, the whole meager moved when he heard the wind, moved Ma Zha to take melon seeds, sat in the front row and waited for onlookers.

This morning's scolding war didn't involve much, they were all fans of Li Yu and Jiang Xia, pinching each other in meager comments, no media fanning the flames, no big Vs coaxing, the overall atmosphere was okay.

Jiang Xia's meager appearance can be regarded as the first shot in the real sense.

A long time ago, Jiang Xia had a war with Zou Liang's brain-dead fans, at that time, Jiang Xia was not as famous as it is now, and those brain-dead fans really scolded all kinds of ugly words, more ugly than Li Yu's fans, and there were many more shielding words.

When Jiang Xia's fans scolded back, they didn't bring many shielding words, Jiang Xia once made a very standard demonstration, when scolding and fighting, simplicity and repetition are always the sharpest weapons.

A few years ago, Jiang Xia led a shocking scolding battle, but it was so sharp that it couldn't be done, as long as anyone dared to bubble, they would scold back with the word stupid with a capital letter, and they would scold people by swiping the screen.

Jiang Xia reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and when everyone thought that Jiang Xia would continue to sacrifice the "stupid" artifact, he actually changed his temper.

After posting the first battle meager like a text, Jiang Xia was not idle at all, found a few Li Yu fans with the highest screen swiping rate, and directly forwarded their meager comments.

"This little Cai, you are only a junior high school student after reading your information. I'm so embarrassed to scold you, and the meager words sent out are blocked for you, what unsightly words do you have to type? The level is too low, and I can't blame you, after all, junior high school students. Next time I don't know how to swear. You can go back and ask your Chinese teacher, you can't scold people, it's just a shame for others. If you let him teach you a word, you can pretend to be able to do it. In view of the disparity in strength, uncle will not care about you, and uncle will forgive you. After all, you can't understand such a good song at your age. ”

The ID is a small dish, but it is not good to be active in the Jiangxia meager comment area, and it is not good to open and close your mouth "your mother" and "your grandma's" with a lot of shielding words.

Jiang Xia directly regarded him as a child, ignored him at all, and asked him to find a teacher. As soon as this meager came out, there was laughter in the comment area.

"Hahaha, this editor is amazing. ”

"@小菜, go back to the teacher and practice for another two years. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"The editor's reply is amazing. ”

"I promise that his Chinese teacher will not curse. ”

His Chinese teacher may not even be able to teach his mother, so he will beat him directly. ”

"His mother. Hahaha. ”

"@语文老师. ”

"Your mother Jiangxia, my *********, your whole family **********, your grandmother ********"

"Yo, junior high school students are brushing the shield word again?"

"Jiang Xia, you're really a bully, but how can I be really happy? ha. ”

"Isn't there anyone reading @Xiaocai's information?

"You still don't understand upstairs, Jiang Xia is joking. ”

"Hahahaha, Xiaocai is obviously a kindergarten. Why are you in junior high school?"

"Nonsense, Xiaocai has just entered kindergarten. ”

“********”

……

I have to say. Xiao Cai was really angry, under Jiang Xia's meager face, he frantically brushed the shield words, no one knew what he was typing, anyway, thinking about the most filthy words, it was absolutely fine.

He thought. If he swipes the screen like this, Jiang Xia will continue to scold him, who knows that Jiang Xia has changed his target. For a scum like him, Jiang Xia only needs to fire once.

Giving up a meager message is not Jiang Xia's temperament. The happiest person is that there are a group of people, and Jiang Xia will definitely not let go of any of them.

"This pudding, I have to say that your name is really not suitable for you. With your appearance and height, it shouldn't be called pudding, it should be called peewe. When we walk, we run into some railings or something, and we need to keep our heads down, and you definitely don't have to. With a height limit of one meter and two railings, you must be jumping fast. You can take a car for free anywhere, the park is free, how much money you save in this life, I envy you too much, and ordinary people definitely don't have this experience for you. Oh, by the way, it seems that I shouldn't have counted you with the most proud things about you? I'm sorry, I was wrong, you keep scolding me, I will never talk back. ”

Yin damage, Jiangxia's meager Yin loss. The one called Pudding, judging from his meager photos, although he is not tall, he also looks like 1.6 meters. For a big man, it's a little shorter, but there are a lot of people of his height. Jiang Xia directly evaluated his height, and he was so damaged, it was definitely a scar.

Jiang Xia doesn't have a little burden, you have scolded me for coming up, and you don't want Lao Tzu to scold back? Since it is a scolding, how must it be a yin damage, and he doesn't dare to fight back.

Just like that advertising slogan, find the root cause of the disease and cure the pain, and he scolds people to find the weakness to break through.

"This one is better than the last one, it looks comfortable, this is the editor. ”

"The editor is back, and this style is the style that originally scolded the editor. ”

"It's just that the newcomers probably don't know the editor's great achievements at the beginning. ”

"Last time, when I scolded the stupid, I wasn't there, but now I see the live broadcast. ”

"Jiang Xia really wants to reply one by one? With so many people, when will he have to reply?"

"Surely the most cheerful reply to the provocation. ”

"It's bad, it's too bad, but I like it, hahaha. ”

"Why didn't Lao Tzu think of such a curse? ”

"Scold this pudding to death, no, Douding, damn, he just swiped the screen. ”

"Jiangxia, you are a ********, dare to scold Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu and I ********, your uncle, Lao Tzu ******"

"Upstairs Peewe, how do you go to the park for free?"

"Found a money-saving bean cube, and even can type a shield word?"

……

Solve another one, Jiang Xia still doesn't stop, and continues to attack the next one.

"Wow, this weights and measures student, your photos are really amazing, after using the beauty camera. You can still shoot like a joke, how do you look like you? Mom and Dad can make you look like this, you must be very careful, otherwise this face like a joke will definitely not be able to come out. It perfectly eschews everything good looking if it's not your selfie. I'm not even sure what your face is. The nose is not the nose, the eyes are not the eyes, and the ears can see as if they were human. No, I can't evaluate it, take a look at it more, I had to vomit out yesterday's lunch, I don't recommend everyone to look at his photo album, I'll really be scared by his appearance, of course. Exercise mental endurance of self-sufficiency. ”

Jiang Xia is a bit exaggerated this time, but I really feel that this guy with the ID of weights and measures has a shocking appearance, which is more impactful than when Sister Feng first saw Sister Feng's photo in her previous life.

"Oh my god, I took a look and was blind. ”

"Oh my God. It's like a joke. ”

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, important mistakes said three times. I should have listened to the editor, I shouldn't have watched it. ”

"God, my pants are scared off. ”

"It's really earth-shattering. ”

After taking a look, I finally knew what Jiang Xia said he looked like he was joking. I'm blind anyway. ”

"I took a look at it for the purpose of exercising my mental endurance, and said that my mental endurance really needs to be exercised. Flashed first. I vomited all over the place......"

"Just like that, don't come out at night, it can scare people to death. ”

"After careful identification by myself, this child really used a beauty camera to take pictures. Oh, my God. ”

"Suddenly I feel like I'm handsome and ready to go to heaven. ”

……

After Jiang Xia sent three meager ones, he did not directly send the fourth meager one. Because Li Yu, who was sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai platform, finally couldn't help but send a meager one.

I don't know if he was bombarded enough by his fans, his fans have been under his meager face, calling him to stand up and fight Jiang Xia to the death, so Li Yuzhen stood up.

"Just posted a song, and it caused so many things. Some people hype up sex, let's not be fooled by him, let's stop. I also have to persuade that person, if you have time to make your works well, your works are okay, down-to-earth, sooner or later you will become famous, why do you have to cause hype on a meager basis for fame? ”

Li Yu's meager attitude shows that for your good, I am calming things down.

However, Jiang Xia didn't eat his set at all, and made a meager hair.

"People who can sing a love song can sing a resentful masculine taste, it seems that they are not qualified to evaluate my works, right?

As for saying that I scolded others for their shortcomings, and didn't scold them back? That's not my style.

Actually, I'm also very curious, I only picked a few people who danced the most happily below me and scolded them, and then found a very magical thing. These people all like to complain about male singers, and then they are all weird, I wondered, is it that people who like that resentful male singer are so weird?

It is precisely because they are strange and feel a depression in reality, so they complain, only to feel that the resentful male song is good, and they will bite wildly everywhere on the meager side, scolding this and that, but they are still some shielding words.

I suddenly felt that I was quite guilty, everyone was so miserable, the only thing I could do was to vent on the meager face, and I dragged them out and whipped them......

Well, I won't scold anymore, and these 'disabled people' must be given a little basic respect. Well, listen to the resentful man, it's all off, you can't bully the 'disabled'.

Above, Jiangxia. ”

Jiang Xia's fourth was meager, and he fired a map cannon, and then he really didn't care. can do his best to scold three people, and it can be regarded as the right audience, when he started scolding, it really scared a group of people, and there were fewer people who came to scold him in the comment area, for fear that Jiang Xia would be scolded next to himself.

By the time Jiangxia's fourth meager post was finished, the comment area was really much cleaner, and I don't know if Chubby's brainless fans were persuaded to go back by Chubby or scared back by Jiangxia.

Xiao Xiaoxiao, who has been paying attention to meager public opinion in Guangdong Province, only sighed to Gong Shan when Gong Shan asked about the situation, "Sister Shan, Jiang Xia is really worthy of scolding the first brother in the world, and I am convinced." ”

(To be continued.) )