"Xiao Yan, are you free tonight, let's go out to dinner, I'm in for a treat!" About half an hour before I got off work, I received a call from my college roommate and best friend, He Maomao.

She met a man named Wang Yifei in the summer vacation of her junior year, that is, her current boyfriend who has been dating for two years, and after graduating from college, she chose W City, where Wang Yifei worked, and successfully found a relatively easy and comfortable job, living an enviable petty bourgeois life.

"Yo, what's the matter you want me to help with, let's say okay first, I won't do it if it's too difficult to complete, I've been busy lately!" "Don't blame me for being too stingy, I really know Comrade He Maomao too well, listening to her rare gentle tone and the rhythm of the unprecedented treat, isn't it that I want to be her sneaking out of the chic shield!

"Xiao Yan, don't be like this!" It seems that I guessed correctly again, and she really continued her creepy warm offensive and said: "What is the relationship between the two of us, it is a rare time in a century, closer than sisters, less than male girlfriends, and a lifelong good friend who is not wet in the rain and thunder......"

"Stop, stop, stop!" God, this trick again, each time using this long list of sentences that she summed up from multiple N novels that doesn't make sense, doesn't make sense logically, but sounds irrefutable to make me succumb.

And she has used this trick for 4 years, but she has tried it repeatedly, and poor me is not surprised that every time I am moved to tears by her listeners and the confession that the speaker never has the heart to resist.

So, I compromised again with great spinelessness: "You come to my unit to pick me up in half an hour, that kind of cheap street food is not good, I want, eat, big, meal......!"

Hey, why are you soft-hearted again!

"Yo hoo, Xiao Yan is the best!" she had expected to scream like this when her plan succeeded, and her mobile phone had quickly shifted to keep an arm's length away from her ears, finally avoiding the danger of her ears being poisoned.

However, she is so good like this, even if she has entered the society, she is still her, the girl with the same admission letter as me and the bright smile, the girl who ate with me all over the school's 28 cafeterias!

She was sure to be on time, and when I stepped out of the company's door, I spotted her red Beetle, which she called "Little Universe", and the woman with a lewd smile on her face.

"It's swaggering like this again, how many times have I told you, don't ...... "I really can't help her, don't you know that people have always been very low-key in the company, I don't fight for performance awards, I don't grab outstanding individuals, I don't want model worker rewards, ordinary I just want everyone to forget my existence, especially when working overtime!

It turns out that whenever my little wish is about to be fulfilled, this woman in front of me who is not afraid of heaven and earth will definitely attract the attention of every leader of the company in a high-profile manner, as if shouting: Look, there is still a labor force, hurry up and squeeze her!"

"Again, 'Don't stop at the gate, they'll see!'" she interrupted my exhortation, and instead mimicked my voice with a sharp voice, filling in what I was about to say.

"I know you're still stopping here!" I really can't help her, I was extremely helpless about her behavior like this, and my mind turned and threatened: "Xiaoxiang, who is asking me for help today?" It seems that I have to think about it again......

"Hey, my aunt, it's not okay if I'm wrong!" Comrade He Maomao, who instantly changed color when he heard the words, immediately changed into a flattering look, pulled me into the car and said: "Get in the car quickly, are you hungry, let's go, eat a big meal!"

Well, although it's still a trick to change the topic, and it's still a rhythm of admitting mistakes and not going to heart at all, but for the sake of my once-in-a-millennium meal, I endured it.

However, what is the situation in front of you, this community, this building, isn't this Comrade He Maomao's home!

Comrade He Maomao, who was completely like no one else, parked the car and pulled me towards her house, and explained proudly: "Xiaoyan, I have recently learned a few new Japanese dishes, and I will open your eyes later." The moment she entered the elevator, she also added very "generously": "Don't worry, Ah Fei is not at home today, I have prepared a lot of money, and I am absolutely full!"

"Ho-Mao-Mao! Shut up!" Oh my God, she mentioned again, isn't it the innocent and romantic, young and ignorant me who swept all the delicacies on the table under the stunned gaze of Ah Fei in his house last time, and said to herself with extreme lack of heart: "It tastes good, but the portion is not enough......"

Since then, he has left a "tough" image of the king of big stomachs in Ah Fei's heart, and after Comrade He Maomao's bitter mention, I finally realized that I was stupid, and I was no longer embarrassed to eat in front of Wang Yifei, and I put away chopsticks every time I was half-full, after all, the perfect lady image of others is still very important!

Originally, after my long-term unremitting efforts, my youthful affair finally withdrew from everyone's after-dinner talk list. Today, just today, under the "support" of Comrade He Maomao, we have seen the light of day again!

"He Maomao, I said that I am not allowed to mention you, see how I clean you up!" "People, who doesn't have a time of youth and ignorance, who wouldn't do a few things that would rather lose their memory than mention it again.

Xu is really a little angry, completely forgot his ladylike image, I stretched out the claws to her most sensitive waist, since I was a child, I was not afraid of hair, the only weakness is super invincible and itchy, every time no matter how tricky the problem, as long as I use this big move, it will work.

"Hahahaha...... Stop...... Ha ha...... The elevator has a monitor...... "Before I could contact her, she reflexively started her unique laughter like Wang Xifeng, and said something intermittently until I really attacked, and she laughed so much that she could only laugh, and she couldn't say anything else."

If I had known what was going to happen next, I wouldn't have done it anyway!

As I triumphantly pounced on her again, ready to finish the last dose of the kill, at that moment, without warning, the elevator door opened! Yes, maybe it wasn't a big deal to me, but the point was that there was a man standing outside!

Maybe a simple person still doesn't matter to me, but the most important thing is that this person is none other than Ye Wei, the big boss of the construction company I work for!