090, another crazy one

It has been a while since Bu Zhuzhu went out, and he is still working hard to plant new herbs in his garden.

The shredded sunlight sprinkled on his face, faintly soft, sweat came out of his face and fell into the ground, he stopped to catch his breath, feeling a little tired and dizzy.

At this moment, the fox descended from the sky and landed steadily in front of him.

The abacus was stunned for a moment, then took a step back and almost fell to the ground.

He looked at the fox standing in front of him and exhaled: "Senior, you, don't appear like this suddenly. ”

The fox handed him what he was holding and said, "No, I've brought you food." ”

Bu Zhuzhu was stunned and took the meal sent by the fox, and his face flushed: "Thank you, senior......"

The fox waved his hand magnificently: "You're welcome!"

Anyway, it's just leftovers he picked up.

After a while, Bu Zhuzhu ate a good meal that he had never eaten, looked at the fox with great gratitude, and said, "This is the best meal I have ever eaten." ”

The fox waved his hand and said, "That's it." ”

Hearing others praise Qiao Ziqian like this, he would still be unhappy in his heart.

After Bu Zhuzhu finished eating, he looked at the herbs he had planted again, and said seriously: "After Master died, no one has ever cared about me like this, thank you for your kindness, I will definitely remember your kindness." ”

The fox turned his head, looked at him, and said, "That's an exaggeration, isn't it?"

Bu Zhuzhu shook his head and said seriously: "Exaggerated? What I said is true." ”

The fox nodded, thinking to himself, this man must have spent too much time in the mountains, and he was more than stupid.

"Little Taoist, aren't you lonely in this mountain all day long?"

The fox looked at the misty mountains in front of him with a bracing face, and asked nonchalantly. Looking at it here, it seems that no one will live here, except for the plants that can't speak, and there should be only a few small monsters and animals in the mountains who also can't speak.

Bu Zhuzhu looked at him and asked, "Lonely? what...... Is it loneliness?"

"That is, you don't feel bad if you don't talk to you?"

The fox looked at this little idiot, really speechless, didn't anyone teach him anything?

Hearing this, Bu Zhuzhu touched his chin, lowered his head and pondered for a while, then raised his head and said, "I don't know, when I was thirteen years old, Master died, and I was almost always here, and I didn't feel anything, but sometimes I felt a little empty." ”

"It turns out that I am still lonely, I thought that cultivators are really pure in heart and have few desires. ”

The fox shook his head and sighed.

Bu Suanzhu frowned seriously and muttered to himself: "...... It turns out that I am still far away, and it seems that I need to work harder. ”

Fox: "......"

Oh, it's a good thing to do.

He stretched out his hand and patted the divination operator on the shoulder with a sigh, and said, "One day, if you meet the person you are destined for, you will feel good." ”

Bu Zhuzhu didn't understand: "Why?"

The fox said, "It's easy, because you're going to like her." ”

Originally, it was just a joke, and I just wanted to tease him, but I didn't expect the abacus to be serious.

He asked, "Senior, how do you understand the word liking?"

Looking at the eager and innocent eyes of the abacus, the fox suddenly felt a little guilty, as if he was abducting innocent and ignorant children......

"Ahem," said the fox, "it's up to you to understand." ”

Bu Zhuzhu lowered his head, a little depressed.

Seeing his dejected appearance, the fox waved his hand and said, "Oh, it's okay." I'll tell you about it. It's like, sometimes you feel a little excited, and when you see that person, you get flustered, and then you don't know what to do? Well, that's it. ”

The fox, who has almost no emotional experience, relied on his years of experience in the rivers and lakes to talk nonsense.

Bu Zhuzhu was surprised: "It's so strange! What the senior said is the same as what I thought in my heart." ”

The fox secretly rolled his eyes, that's because you're stupid!

I'm really embarrassed to tell the truth.

The fox coughed twice and asked, "Then who do you think this about?"

I didn't expect that the innocent little Taoist priest actually had someone he liked.

The fox's gossip heart burns.

The little Taoist priest scratched his head a little embarrassed and said, "Master said that this matter will inevitably happen between me and a woman, and I only found out recently......"

"Wait a minute!"

The fox looked at his turbulent appearance and asked suspiciously, "How late?"

Bu Zhuzhu said in a daze: "It's the beginning of meeting seniors-"

"What?!" the fox reached out and grabbed the abacus by the neck, glared at him, and asked, "Your sweetheart is actually my little apple?"

"Ahem......" Bu Zhu's face was flushed, and he was about to lose his breath, "Before, senior, don't, don't kill because of me......"

The angry fox threw away the person in front of him and got angry: "You are so bold, tell me, when did you start!"

Bu Zhuzhu touched his neck and said, "...... I only found out yesterday. ”

The fox clenched his fists, frowned, and said, "My little apple will not agree." ”

Bu Zhuzhu asked suspiciously: "Why did she agree?"

The fox huffed and said, "She doesn't like you, so she doesn't agree!

Bu Zhuzhu was stunned for a moment, unable to understand what the fox said, and then said, "Do you like what you need to give or get?"

The fox looked at this emotional idiot and said, "You don't need to do anything, all you have to do is stay away from her! You are a Taoist priest, you don't need to think about this, concentrate on cultivating your Tao." ”

Bu abacus: "However, it was the seniors who asked me ......"

"I'm cheap!

The fox waved his hand and rolled his eyes.

He shouldn't have asked about these gossips, but now it's okay for him to make it clear what he likes.

I actually like the little apple, it's unforgivable.

Bu Zhuzhu stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at the fox with a pair of black eyes, and asked, "Do seniors hate me very much?"

The fox looked up and down at the abacus, and said angrily, "Why are you asking me?"

Can't you see it?

Bu Zhuzhu said: "I feel that the tone of the predecessors is annoying. Is it so hard for me to like it? If my seniors find it bothering, I'll control it. ”

The fox thought for a while, looked at him, and said, "It's bothered, you better don't like it." ”

It's troublesome enough to have Qiao Ziqian and An Qiyu who are insane, and one more stupid Taoist priest will be even more annoying.

After listening to it, he didn't know why he felt a little sad, but he still nodded and said, "Although the words of the predecessors make people feel a little uncomfortable, I will accept it, I think the master is also wrong, maybe I won't just have feelings for women." I'll try not to 'like' my seniors. ”

"Okay...... Wait a minute. The fox reached out and grabbed the abacus shoulders to prevent his ears from aging, so he confirmed, "What did you just say?"

"I said, I'll control my liking for seniors. ”

Bu Zhuzhu opened his eyes and said in a low voice.

The fox realized that this guy was not the same thing as what he said at all! Why could we still talk together?!

"Like, me? Ah, that's fine. No, no!"

The fox breathed a sigh of relief, then waved his hand in refusal.

Bu Zhuzhu was a little confused, and he didn't know what the fox was talking about.

"Come on, anyway, there is no shortage of little fan brothers, you can like it as much as you like. ”

The fox waved his hand and raised his head narcissistically.

I thought he liked the little apple.

I really didn't expect it, the fox felt that he was really graceful, the sword was not old, and his youth was online.

casually flirted with a pure little Taoist.

The abacus nodded, then shook her head again.

Seeing that he was a little entangled, the fox asked, "What kind of expression do you have?"

Bu Zhuzhu didn't speak, and reached out to untie his clothes, ready to expose his chest.

The fox raised his eyebrows and said, "You just confessed to me, you don't need to be so proactive, right?"

The abacus revealed a half-open red lotus flower at the mouth of the heart.

The fox looked at this lotus flower, and it felt familiar.

Much like the Red Lotus Karma Fire?

The fox asked, "What are you doing? Do you have a tattoo called Big Brother?"

Bu Zhuzhu shook his head and said to the fox: "Senior, this is the mark I was born with, and the master said that it was in my previous life that I failed to cultivate the Tao, leaving a life and death calamity, which needs to be experienced." ”

"Life and death?" the fox looked at him suspiciously.

At this young age, will there be life and death?

Bu Zhuzhu continued: "Master said that this calamity has another name, which is called love calamity. He said that I would meet a beloved and feel like for her. ”

The fox blinked: "So?"

Bu Zhuzhu: "Master asked me to kill that woman." He said that I was destined not to survive this catastrophe, and it was better to let it be stillborn. ”

The fox shook his head, reached out and patted Bu Zhu's shoulder, and said, "Your master is really talking nonsense, you say you can kill me now? ”

"I also think Master's words are inappropriate, and he told me plainly that what I like will be a woman. ”

Fox: "emmm......"

It's hard to say.

Bu Zhuzhu put on his clothes, sighed, and said: "I won't kill people, let alone do anything to my seniors, whether I like it or not, I control it from my heart." I'm sure I'll get through this. ”

The fox nodded, stretched out his hand and hooked up on the shoulder of the divination bead, and said, "It's okay, you can't kill the deity, although you like it, anyway, many people like the deity." ”

Bu abacus: "Do your predecessors like a lot of people?"

Fox: "Just kidding, the deity is single-minded. I only like one person!"

Divination: "Although I know it's not me, it's a little sad to hear." ”

The fox stretched out his hand and pinched his face, and said with a smile: "Little fan brother, don't be sad. You have to be able to afford to put it down!"

Bu Zhuzhu blushed and whispered: "Senior, I, my heart is beating a little fast, can you let me go?"

The fox glared: "No!"

The abacus tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Oh......"

Then the two went back to the Taoist temple together, and after going back, the fox found that Sang Apple had woken up, and the atmosphere between her and Qiao Ziqian didn't seem to be quite right.

Seeing the mulberry apple that had woken up, the fox didn't say a word, and was about to hug it, so frightened that the mulberry apple quickly dodged.

saw the fox's bewitching face, as well as Qiao Ziqian's serious face.

Sang Apple suddenly felt that he had provoked someone, it was not enough to meet a pervert, he had to add a pervert!

Although the perverts are very good-looking......

Stop, Mulberry, now is not the time to think about that.

Sang Apple patted her face, trying to calm herself, and sat on the side where neither of them was next to each other.

Four people, one for each side.

The fox looked at the mulberry apple, Qiao Ziqian looked at the mulberry apple, and Bu Suanzhu looked at the fox.

Sang Apple stared at the table.

"It's great that you're awake, little Apple. How's it going, aren't you happy to see me?"

The fox looked at her with a smile.

The softness of the voice is unimaginable.

Qiao Ziqian glanced at the fox: "Heh." ”

A word of extreme contempt.

Mulberry Apple sighed silently, and his heart was vicissitudes.

After a second of embarrassment, Sang Apple asked, "Why am I here?"

Qiao Ziqian: "Because ......"

Fox: "We-"

The two who were talking at the same time glared at each other, Qiao Ziqian's contemptuous glare, and the fox's angry glare, and sparks flew everywhere.

Sang Apple was speechless, she looked at the young Taoist priest sitting opposite and asked, "This ...... Brother, can you tell me what's going on?"

The abacus hand-picked by Mulberry Apple winked innocently and said, "That's because you—"

"Evil!" the fox interrupted the divination bead and looked at him to stop him from continuing.

Bu Zhuzhu didn't speak anymore, and there were some doubts in his heart, why didn't he tell the truth?

It's not good, it's not good.

Sang Apple frowned, completely disbelieving: "Evil?"

What the hell is this?

Growing so big, in her memory (tampered with), she was the first time she was evil!

When Sang Apple heard this, he also recalled his own experience, as if he was in a dream, what flew over the canyon, was knocked unconscious, what happened, the skyscraper in the center of the city was smashed......

She held her forehead, sure enough, only evil can have such a miraculous thing happen.

The fox stretched out his finger and pointed at Qiao Ziqian, adding, "So he brought you to the Taoist Temple to ward off evil spirits!"

"This is the Taoist of Qingyun Temple!" the fox pointed to the abacus and said.

The abacus obediently waved his hand towards the mulberry apple.

Sang Apple nodded kindly, then looked at Qiao Ziqian, and smiled awkwardly: "...... So, thank you, big brother?"

Qiao Ziqian: "......"

The fox smiled and reached out and touched the head of the mulberry apple, and the mulberry apple quickly moved away as if it had been pricked by a needle.

And looked at the fox warily.

The fox laughed, "Little Apple, remember what I said?"

Looking at him with peach blossoms in his eyes, Sang Apple frowned and said, "Didn't you say that it was evil?!"

The fox with a frozen smile on his face: "......"

Hang as high as Haman?

The corners of Qiao Ziqian's lips rose and he smiled.

Sang Apple suddenly remembered the pervert next to him, then looked at the abacus and said, "Dao Chief! He seems to have fallen into evil spirits, and he is not lightly bad, you can help him see what kind of demons and monsters possess him!"

Qiao Ziqian: "......"

The fox slapped the table and laughed: "Hahahaha-"

The ridicule can be said to be very rampant.

Mulberry apple: "???"

Did she tell any jokes?

But the fox kept laughing.

Mulberry Apple: Tsk, another crazy one!

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