My mother was so angry that her liver hurt, and she asked me, who told me that the teacher and the secretary of the brigade were sleeping in the straw pile, and I said proudly; I saw it with my own eyes, and as soon as the teacher yelled at me, I saw her rolling with the secretary on the blackboard, and afterwards the secretary also told her that she would be allowed to go to school tomorrow to teach, and in the countryside, this work is more decent and easy. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

My elderly grandmother unfortunately passed away, and my eyes were swollen as I crawled in front of the grave crying. In the haze, my grandmother seemed to come to my side again, he gently pinched a rape flower, coaxed me and said, baby, don't cry, you see, isn't grandma back? I burst into tears and laughed, threw myself into her arms and said, grandma don't go, I can't bear you. Grandma looked helplessly into the distance and muttered, no, there are rules. I held her hand and shouted, I won't let you go. The two tall and thin young men behind Grandma said, let go, let's go, the time is up, we can't go back when it's late. I was furious and said, I know who you are. Wait, I'm the one who holds a grudge the most. You take my grandmother away today, and I'll see how I clean you up tomorrow. The two of them couldn't cry or laugh, and my grandmother pushed me violently and said, it's very bitter down there, remember to burn more money for me.

My mother shook me for a long time before I woke up, and she looked at me strangely and said, "Your grandmother has died, why don't you cry and scream?" The third uncle said, I found out that this child was a nervous disorder when I was a child, and look, this will make the lamb crazy again. My mother gave my third uncle a blank look and asked me quietly, have you seen your grandmother? I nodded. My mother looked around and asked, what did she say, I said with tears in my eyes, my grandmother said, it is very bitter below, and I want to burn more money for her.

It's the first anniversary, and my father and mother went to the grave to burn paper money according to my grandmother's instructions. After coming back, my father was in a trance, and in the middle of the night, he suddenly gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and his hands and feet twitched, and my mother panicked. The mother told my sister, quickly, go to the sewing basket and get a needle, and my sister was so frightened that she was about to cry, and said as she stepped back, "I won't go, I'm afraid." I jumped up and said, "Mom is such a character." I understand this method. Let me come, and then run barefoot to the outhouse to get the steel needle for the soles of my shoes. Give it to Mom. My mother held my father's hand tightly and said to me, "Press your father, don't let him move." I happily rode on my father's stomach and pressed his head hard. The mother stabbed the middle finger of the father-to-be with steel. A stream of blood gushed out. The father suddenly opened his mouth and said in a woman's voice, "Oops, oops, I'll go, I'll go." My sister cried and shouted, this is my grandmother's voice, my mother pinched my father's middle finger and asked sharply, who are you? It was still my grandmother's voice that said, I am the tail and his mother [the tail is my uncle] The mother cried and asked, Mother, what are you doing to scare me? The father twitched and then said, I am willing to scare you, I really have no money, today you come to the grave, I will come back with me, give me some money. My mother asked strangely, didn't I burn money for you today? Grandma said that all the money was burned for your father, and he wouldn't let me use it. Besides, the denomination of the yin money burned by every household is too large, and the underworld has been inflated, and you can't even buy a baked cake for 10,000 yuan. My grandmother said, "Burn yellow table paper and gold and silver ingots, and yellow table paper is gold bars, and these things can maintain their value." Mother said, Mother, you go quickly, I will go to burn gold and silver for you tomorrow, Grandma said, Okay. It's time to go back, I'll go to your eldest brother and second brother's house to have a look, my mother hurriedly said, forget it, don't go, they are not as bold as me, don't look for trouble. I'll send a telegram to them to come back and put you in the grave, go, go, I'm going to prick it with a needle. Grandma shouted, don't prick, don't prick, I'll go. Mother bluffed, pricked, pricked, pricked, pricked. My father's body was throbbing all the time. Take a long breath. I woke up slowly. He looked at us suspiciously and said, "What are you doing?" Mother said faintly, "Our mother is possessed by you," and my father jumped and quickly covered his head with a quilt. The next day, the eldest and second uncles rushed back from the provincial capital in a panic.

I was in a daze at home all day, my mother wanted me to learn some trades, I desperately resisted, and then an old Chinese medicine doctor in his eighties came to see my mother, and after the medicine was removed, my mother said, this is my aunt, let me worship at his feet as a closed disciple. I pitifully said to the master, you are so old, you won't beat me, the master smiled and said, under normal circumstances, if you don't fight, if you are in a hurry, I will beat me harder.

When I arrived at the master's clinic, I saw a long queue outside the door, and I wondered, I haven't seen a patient before, why are there so many here? The master found a gap and stuffed a small notebook for me and said, this is "Pinhu Pulse Formula", you first memorize it, and after memorizing it, I will explain it to you, and then gradually practice. I smiled and said, I will recite it now, the master glared and scolded, impetuous, your little voyeurism can only bluff people. It is not useful at all in real life. If you meet a master, when you change your soul and peep, you will be blinded immediately. I shuddered for a moment and didn't dare to say anything, and that's what the white-bearded grandfather said when he taught me.

Master treated me very well, and I was also very filial, and my mother was afraid that I would be irritable, so she gave me a dime a week to buy candy to eat, and I used eight cents to buy a pack of cloud cigarettes to honor Master, and the remaining two cents to buy candy to eat. I don't know how to hurt me when I was moved by Master. But Chinese medicine is really difficult to learn, one day I had the courage to ask the master, which ** invented Chinese medicine? The master knocked me with a feather duster and said, it is passed down from generation to generation, I am not convinced to say, then there is always the first inventor, right? The master thought about it and said, it was invented by Shennong after tasting the herbs, I smiled and said; no, no, tasting the herbs can only taste whether it is bitter, sweet, sour, astringent, toxic and non-toxic. How do you know what kind of disease can be cured? Which internal organs are entered? What are the main functions? The master took a long time to say, you are really an elf, no one has ever asked such a question, but as far as I can see, 'the healer is an ancient sage who stole the creation of heaven and earth and brought it into the world' is not a genius, not a reason, not a pure conscience, not belief, not benevolence and no preaching. I think about it, and it seems that there is no definite answer to many things in the world. Is it really like what the whitebeard grandfather said, everything is made in heaven? Before I can figure out the main thing, I will get into trouble again.

Not far from the clinic is a commissary selling goods, that day I was excited to buy cigarettes for the master, after the woman who sold cigarettes gave me the cigarettes, without waiting to find money, I ran back, handed the cigarettes to the master, only to remember that there was no money, no sugar, so I hurriedly went to the commissary, but the woman did not admit it, insisted on giving me the sugar. I was so dizzy with anger that I couldn't talk to her. Because I have a bad reputation, but that woman is recognized as a good person. The crowd accused me of blackmail. There were even a few strong men ready to beat me up. I returned to the clinic with a stomach full of anger, and the master looked at me worriedly and said, don't worry about it, it's a blessing to suffer. The next morning, I got up quietly, took out the rotten leather shoes I had picked up from the garbage heap, went to the commissary, looked left and right to make sure that there was no one, took off my pants and peed into the shoes, and then hung the shoes on the door of the commissary with a rope, propped them up with a short stick, knocked on the door a few times, and then hid beside them. After the door opened, the short stick holding the leather shoes fell to the ground, and without the support of the short stick, the leather shoes were thrown against the woman's face, and with a snap, the urine in the leather shoes splashed the woman's face. I couldn't hold back any longer, laughing and running away.

Ran back to the clinic, the master was waiting for me with a feather duster, as soon as I entered the door, I didn't say a word and beat the duster, I desperately resisted and wanted to escape, although the master was old but had practiced five poultry plays all his life, and he threw me to the ground with a casual move, and the fat beating made me tremble when I saw the feather duster so far. After the beating, Master asked me to face the wall and think about it, and then I went back to the back room alone, I had thought about it with such a strong tendon, but listening to the sound of sobbing in the back room, I couldn't be strong anymore, pushed the door in, knelt down and said, Master, I don't dare to get into trouble anymore, I won't be angry with you anymore. I can change it. Master cried on my back and asked, "Does it hurt?" I nodded and said, "It hurts." The master said hatefully, yes, and then a few old tears. I quickly comforted the master and said, "Actually, it doesn't hurt at all, really, you see, I slapped my chest a few times, and I immediately grinned in pain." The master smiled, he looked out worriedly and said, "You must bear with them when they come to find trouble." I nodded, well, I can bear it the most.

Around eight o'clock, there was a commotion outside the door, and seven or eight people came to the clinic and shouted for me to come out. Seeing Master's nod, I stepped out the door. The woman was holding a hoe tightly in her hand, and I quickly bowed and said, "Auntie, I was wrong, I don't dare to do this." The woman's husband shouted violently, "If you make a mistake, I will spare you?" If you can't kill you today, it will be your fate? After speaking, he pounced. Master went out to stop him, Zhang Bao, forget it, he's just a child, not to mention that I also beat him. Be forgiving and forgiving. Zhang Bao said unconvinced, Doctor Hou, you don't care, his wife hurriedly said, don't offend the doctor. What should I do if I get sick in the future? Then he smiled and said, Mr. Hou, I'm sorry. Your apprentice is too much of a human being. He slandered me yesterday and splashed me with urine today, and if I spare him, he may kill me tomorrow. Before the master could open his mouth, her brother said, "What do you say?" I quickly dodged, seven or eight people surrounded me and began to beat me, the pain in my heart reminded me of the situation when the female teacher beat me, so I concentrated on moving the ladder next to the wall, when Zhang Bao bent down and slapped me, the ladder fell down, and it smashed firmly on his back. The woman was really anxious, picked up the hoe and smashed it on my head, the master shouted violently, stopped, and then pinched the sword in his hand, chanting the words, the woman lay on the ground with a crooked body and convulsions of her hands and feet as if she had had a stroke. His brother cried out with a toothache in his hands. At that moment, we were all stunned.

The master took out the silver needles and treated them one by one. It disappeared in an instant, and everyone dispersed in fear. I also looked at the master blankly, and I didn't dare to come out.

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