Chapter 43 Slap

Ye Chen didn't dare to hold it up, and still regarded the other party as a miracle doctor, so he ignored Lao Geng's admonition, he felt that when things progressed to this point, he had to look at the other party's true strength no matter what, even if he didn't have the strength, he could see clearly where he came from and the purpose of long-term contact with Ye Chen.

He needed a little miracle so badly. I wish the other party was an immortal doctor. Something happens, deep in his heart, Ye Chen shouted furiously. The current Ye Chen is not in a hurry to go to the doctor, even if it is anything different, it can surprise him very much.

"I apologize to you for my friend's behavior. My situation has changed and I am in particular in need of a competent person, and I would appreciate your advice. - I have some money now, and I hope to get your help. ”

The other party replied reluctantly: "Money is not my pursuit, although it is the rule to make money from treatment, but when you really know my strength, it is not difficult to see that money is no longer necessary for me." I was going to help you, but your so-called friend made me angry, and I've changed my mind now. ”

After chuckling in his heart, Ye Chen sent a pitiful expression.

When Lao Geng saw it, the corners of his mouth widened, and he looked disdainful, he said: "I said yes, this is a liar, he doesn't dare to appear at all." It's in vain that you're expecting him so much. ”

Before the words landed, the other party sent another sentence: "Let's open the video, I want to see him slap his ten mouths!"

Old Geng Xin said that this guy is here again, as if he is sure that he will compromise for Ye Chen's sake. "Don't think about it, I'm not going to listen to this liar. ”

Ye Chen was powerless to respond.

But the other party has already initiated a video call.

"What should I do?" Ye Chen faced the answer that was about to be revealed, and his heart was like fifteen hanging buckets, seven up and eight down.

"Damn, what else can I do, he wants to open the video, let's open the video! I want to scold him for being born as a Buddha and two Buddhas in Nirvana! Hurry up!"

Old Geng was so angry that he almost forgot that he was still infusion.

Ye Chen plucked up his courage and accepted the other party's video call request.

I saw a mysterious person on the opposite side, dressed like a green sling, with an inky cotton veil on his head, and his whole body was black, only a pair of eyes were exposed, and his gaze was so deep that he could not see the edge.

He was in a wheelchair indoors!

"Alright, I'm going to see the monkey show! Let that kid out!" he shouted at the camera.

Listening to the voice turned out to be a woman.

"Are you a woman?" Ye Chen was also taken aback. Unexpectedly, the so-called miracle doctor who has been in contact for a long time is actually a woman, he has always regarded the other party as a man, and even imagined how thick his mustache is!

The question of gender is about whether Lao Geng should maintain a gentlemanly demeanor, and after hearing the other party's voice, Lao Geng was taken aback first. He leaned forward and showed his face in the camera.

The other party said: "Sure enough, there is such a so-called friend, it seems that it was not you who was abrupt of me at that time." Let him video with me, I'm going to watch him pump ten mouths on himself!"

Ye Chen glanced at Lao Geng and said that he was very helpless.

Lao Geng was angry, although the other party was a woman, he kept asking him to pump his own mouth, and any man couldn't help it. He snatched the phone with one hand and barred at the camera.

"Don't you have the face to see people? You are a female liar! Pretend to be a man to deceive people, pretend to be a god and deceive people, if you appear now, Lao Tzu's big mouth will not kill you!"

The other party was stunned for a moment, and suddenly laughed: "It turned out to be a mad dog! But I have my own principles, if you want me to help Ye Chen, you have to apologize, and then smack ten mouths yourself. When you draw to my satisfaction, I may consider helping Ye Chen! You discuss it first, and I'll come back later. With that, she turned around in her wheelchair and went to a room. It turned out that she was a WeChat login on the computer.

Lao Geng was expecting a hearty decisive battle, but he didn't expect the other party to accept the offer head-on, and he suddenly felt bored.

"This dead Jew is at most a clown on the Internet, and I think you are unladylike with a capital letter. Don't think about it, turn off the video. ”

Ye Chen was very persistent. Because he deduced from the environment in which the other party lived, she was a true person. In the video, there is a large central hall in the room where the other party lives, and there is a couplet hanging on both sides of the middle hall: I heard from afar that Jasic is willing to let the green mountains sit down! In the middle is a huge portrait of Emperor Guan riding on a red rabbit horse, behind Emperor Guan, the green mountains are faint, and the river is low. Directly below the calligraphy and painting is a table of eight immortals made of fine wood and vermilion lacquer.

All of this shows that the other party's arrogance has its own origin. The other party's gender and attire made him very surprised, and seeing such a big pomp and circumstance, he couldn't help but try his best to make associations.

Lao Geng stretched his neck, watched the woman turn her wheelchair out of sight, and her chin fell to the ground: "Is she a disabled personβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’?

Ye Chen said: "You are scolding, and she is in a wheelchair, and she doesn't go to the appointment because she is not good at it, and if she is a real master, she can look at it with the video on, and she opened the video, which is not a miss at all!"

"Ahem, damn it, damn it. I shouldn't have scolded her. However, if you let her come, I will test her to know if she has real skills. If she can really cure the infertility of Huang Sanzhu and his wife, I have money to make, cough cough, I won't tell you, I don't want much, I said that 100,000 yuan must be received, on the premise of making money, don't say that I slap myself ten mouths, even if I teach me to kneel down and call her grandma, I am duty-bound!"

Ye Chen pointed to an object in the video and said, "Look at the thing on the table of the Eight Immortals, isn't it Ganoderma lucidum, what is it? And the thing next to it, it seems to be a toad skin." ”

Lao Geng looked at it for a long time, and then he saw it clearly, and muttered: "I've seen Ganoderma lucidum, but what's the use of toad skin? That thing is not clean, there are bacteria, and there is poison." It's not going to be used for medicine, is it? Healing with that thing is no different than killing people. ”

Ye Chen smiled mysteriously and said, "I came out of the mountains, and when I was a child, I followed my master and often went into the mountains to collect medicines. Master always said that it would be nice to meet a maggot toad, but he didn't find a single maggot toad skin until he died. It can be seen that this thing is a good thing, but it is also extremely scarce. ”

Phew. When Lao Geng heard him talk about the maggot, he almost died of disgust. "Don't talk about it, where is this, toads are disgusting when they think about it, and maggots, how much do you want to die to associate these things with healing!"

Ye Chen shook his head and said, "It's not what you think at all." The toad itself is poisonous, so it has no natural predators in the wild, but there is one exception that can make all animals desperate to eat it. ”

"Unless they all want to die. Haha, you're not going to say this exception. ”

"Of course not. The exception to this is that the toad has become a treasure because of eating rare and exotic fruits and absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon. Even if the toad is highly poisonous, it will attract the coveting of other animals. In the end, it is some maggots that parasitize the toad, and its toxicity is almost dissipated, and the rest is all good. This is a miracle of nature!"

When Ye Chen said this, he almost held his mobile phone and carefully looked at the treasure on the table of the Eight Immortals at the other end. His eyes lit up, and his whole body trembled with excitement.

Lao Geng saw what he said solemnly, although he still ridiculed him for his strange power, but he had some hopes for the woman in black in his heart.

"It's a mule or a horse, pull it out and slip away. Aren't you quite optimistic about her? I'll call Huang Sanzhu and his wife over now, and let them bring food and drink by the way, giggles, how about this arrangement?"

Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Don't be in a hurry to call them over." Let her try it on me first. ”

When Lao Geng heard this, he immediately petrified. "You β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ you mean, you're her guinea pig, you're sick in the head?"

"I'll find out in a moment. ”

The two brothers had an idea, and Lao Geng suddenly felt that something was wrong, and looked at his hand with a dark face, and this face was estimated to be really hit a few times.

"Hey, female Hua Tuo, I'm starting, you come and watch me smoke myself!"

Lao Geng shouted a few times at the video, but he didn't see the other party appear, and waited for a while before he saw the opening of the Zhu Gate, and the goddess came out in a wheelchair for a long time.

"Hey, I can tell you, I'm in the hospital with an injection, and now I can only pump myself with one hand, and you're going to just see. After Lao Geng finished speaking, he twitched himself twice in front of the camera.

"I said that you are in such a hurry, why are you in such a hurry, do it again!" ordered the Goddess Doctor expressionlessly.

"I warn you, don't kick your nose in the face!" Of course, Lao Geng didn't want to suffer this dumb loss.

"Have you changed your mind?" the Lady Doctor was unmoved.

Lao Geng glanced at Ye Chen, and Ye Chen's face was full of hope. With the hope of Ye Caishen's face, he also gritted his teeth and persevered.

Hearing the voice of the goddess doctor, Lao Geng's hand opened the bow left and right and fanned. One, two, threeβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ ten!

"There are three strokes in the middle that are perfunctory, I can't see the strength at all, for the sake of you being a sick person, my requirements are not too high, but it is not good to release water like this!"

"It's too much deception! Lao Tzu released the water, what can you do to me?"

"After ten strokes, I won't let you smoke more than a single slap, do you want to give up all your efforts?"

Lao Geng thought to himself that Lao Tzu had smoked so many times, and he couldn't give up because of these three unqualified times, but in fact, he was a hundred unwilling in his heart, and for the sake of Ye Chen's shining eyes, he gritted his teeth and endured it.

"It's only three, right?"

Titicaca!

Three more hits!

After the draw, he seemed to have resolutely withdrawn from the stage of history and handed over the home field to Ye Chen.

"Doctor God, my friend is indeed sick, do you see him hanging on a drip? This is an apology for you, I hope you will understand. ”

"Tell him what is not confirmed, don't talk nonsense. This time I have a good tempering, and next time I will abolish him. - Last time you said the old lady was seriously ill, what is her condition now?"

Ye Chen waved his hand and said, "Let's not talk about other people, I want you to take a look at my illness, didn't you say that any disease can be cured?"