"Gong Wuwu!"

Chen Mo saw that the strange old man heard Gong Wuwu's name, so he stood still, he called the old man several times in a row, but the old man still didn't respond.

Holding his hand back and forth in front of the old man's eyes, he asked, "What's wrong with you, uncle? Why don't you move? Have you dropped the line?"

Lady looking for a partner?

The eldest lady actually found a partner?

This is not metaphysics!

Isn't the eldest lady's destined marriage in her teenage years?

What's going on?

Xu Sangui secretly pondered his metaphysical questions, and was stunned to respond to Chen Mo's words: "It's okay, it's okay, what's down?"

"Disconnection is ...... It is...... The network signal is not good. ”

"What is a bad network signal?"

"Sir, don't you know the Internet?

"You know, it's the Internet or something, right? Don't look at the old man's age, the old man is still quite fashionable, last year's New Year, when the old man came to greet the New Year, I gave each of them the latest apple. Oh, by the way, you haven't said what a drop is?"

"Yes, old man, tell me first, what do you usually use to communicate with the outside world?"

"Eagle!"

"What are you talking about? Eagles? How do eagles communicate?"

"Today's young people, they have so little knowledge, and the flying eagle is passing on the book!"

"Uh...... Belch...... This one...... I see that you can turn into a stone, you send an eagle to deliver a letter, you must not lie to me, there must be a way for me to see my girlfriend again, right?"

Talking about this, Chen Mo saw the old man frowning on the side, he grabbed the old man's arm with anticipation, and urged back and forth: "White-bearded old fairy, I beg you, you can help me!"

"Hmm...... Well...... Hum...... Hmmm......"

Xu Sangui is embarrassed!

The eldest lady didn't tell this kid that she was still alive, he didn't dare to overstep his bounds!

In case the eldest lady doesn't like it, the eldest lady turns her face and kills him, who will he talk to?

The immortal of the Immortal Group is a hundred years old.

In a hundred years, nine sons and seven daughters were born.

Gong Wuwu is actually the youngest daughter, but she is called the eldest lady because she calculated to kill her two brothers and killed her three sisters, and her power within the Immortal Group is greater than her brothers and sisters, so she is called the eldest lady.

Old Man Xu didn't think that his face was bigger than those young masters' faces.

If the eldest lady's plan is broken, it won't be fun!

Xu Sangui hummed and chirped for a while, and then strode back to the big stone in two or three steps, standing next to the big stone, twisting his shoulders and body, and slowly squatting down.

The man shrunk into a ball and became a rectangular stone.

This is the stone that Old Man Xu disguised with his hat and robe, with his tricks.

On top of the stone lay a hat and a cloak draped in a robe.

It's such a state.

Chen Mo saw the old man turn into a stone, and walked over in surprise and surprise to look left and right, but he didn't see that it was a person.

"Old man, are you a stone spirit?"

Chen Mo used to kick the stone.

The tip of the shoe kicked the hard stone, and with a bang, Chen Mo jumped to his feet in pain.

"Boy, who do you say is the stone essence?"

Old man Xu revoked the trick, stood up from the side of the big stone, and secretly threw a stone behind his back.

Blowing his beard and glaring, he grabbed Chen Mo's collar.

Chen Mo's kick just now was on the stone thrown by the old man.

"It's not...... No...... I mean, sir, you're really godly, I beg you to help me and let me see my girlfriend again!"

"Then you worship me as a teacher, learn all my skills, and naturally you can find your girlfriend by yourself. ”

"Master is above, please accept the apprentice's three bows!"

With pitiful little eyes, Chen Mo motioned to the old man to loosen his collar.

As soon as the old man let go, he knelt on the ground with a puff and kowtowed to the old man three times.

After kowtowing, he still felt that his sincerity was insufficient, and looked at Xu Sangui sincerely and said, "Master, there is no incense and fire, ingots and candles here, why don't you make up for it later?"

Old man Xu is over 90 years old, and he has a lot of attention when he learns art, and there are a lot of rituals.

The master is willing to accept apprentices, and will accept the teacher's gift, and then pick a good day, invite relatives and friends to verify, and say that he has accepted apprentices today.

Kowtow and serve tea, then the master will be the same as the father.

If the apprentice has no partner to marry, the master has to help find a partner, and if there is no house for marriage, the master has to help find a house.

As for the apprentice, just like his son, he has to provide for the master's old age.

Okay, the times are different, everything is simple, and Old Man Xu doesn't care about those false courtesies, but you kowtow to the teacher, order incense, and put on candles, what does this mean?

After returning the ingots and candle incense, what about the early death of the old man?

Is there anyone like you?

Xu Sangui was so angry that his face was red, and he pointed at Chen Mo and trembled: "You...... You...... Poof......"

The throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

With his eyes open, his eyes staring, he fell to the ground with a thud on his back, and he lost his breath.

alive!

"Master...... Master......"

Chen Mo knelt on the ground, walked over with his knees, and probed Old Man Xu's snort to run out of breath.

Check the old man's pulse again, it's really not moving, it's dead.

I just worshipped a master, and the master died without saying a word, what should I do?

Chen Mo stayed next to the corpse for a while, dragged the corpse's ankles, and walked towards the lake.

"What do you want to do, good boy?"

Chen Mo dragged the corpse to the lake, and was just about to throw the corpse into the lake, let the corpse float to the sky with the river and sea, and let the master watch him from the sky and bless him.

As a result, when he was about to throw the corpse, the corpse came to life and spoke like no one.

Xu Sangui really lost his breath just now, and this will be a return to the light.

If Chen Mo replied, Master, are you not dead? Are you okay? When you encounter the sound of the word "death", Xu Sangui will die immediately, this is really dead.

If Chen Mo said, Master, are you alive? When he encountered the sound of the word "live", Xu Sangui survived the catastrophe in the cultivation of the Tao, which can be regarded as a decades of penance, and finally went one step further and became a first-class land immortal in folklore.

Xu Sangui didn't expect that his life and death calamity would come at this time, in this form, and he looked at Chen Mo anxiously.

Chen Mo was taken aback by Xu Sangui's fraudulent corpse, and stared at Xu Sangui angrily for a while and said, "Old man, you pretend to be ......"

"Ahem!"

"Old man, you pretend to be ......"

Chen Mo's words were interrupted by the old man's coughing, and he repeated it again unhappily, and was interrupted by the old man's cough.

"Ahem!"

"I said old man, you pretend to be ......"

"Ahem!"

Xu Sangui knew that Chen Mo wanted to complain that he was pretending to be dead, but he couldn't hear the word "death", and he had to die when he heard it, so he kept squeezing Chen Mo's eyebrows and slapping his eyes in a hurry.

"Old man, I think you're crazy, aren't you?

"Apprentice, baby apprentice, Master loves you to death. ”

Hearing the word "live", Xu Sangui's death was broken, and he became an immortal, that is......

There is no purple qi coming from the east, and there is no earthly golden lotus, there is no change at all on the surface!

He pounced on Chen Mo excitedly, excitedly wanted to hug Chen Mo's posture, which frightened Chen Mo into a spirit, and raised his leg to kick Xu Sangui into the lake.

"Oh my mother, I'm afraid I've met an old madman, or an old madman who is a little crooked, right?"

Chen Mo turned around and ran away with goosebumps.

"Old madman? Who's the old madman?

"Bent? bent?"

Xu Sangui soaked in the lake, looked at Chen Mo's distant back, and laughed happily.

The laughter is actually very atmospheric, but it is a little ...... in Chen Mo's ears Some...... Goosebumps.

He ran with his pants up, and after a while, he rushed out of Hushan Park.

He still felt unsafe when he got out of Husan Park, so he ran half a street again, and stopped gasping for breath when he saw a convenience store.

"Thank you!"

The door of the convenience store was locked from the inside, but the roller shutter had a big hole, but it was not easy to get in alone.

Chen Mo was thinking about how to get a bottle of water out, and suddenly, a bottle of sports drink in one hand came out of the hole.

Chen Mo took the drink, opened the bottle cap, and filled half of it with a gurgling face, and suddenly heard Xu Sangui say in the store: "Good boy, drink slowly, there are more in the refrigerator, and Master will help you get it after drinking." ”

"Holy,!"

Chen Mo stared at the beads in his eyes, looked at the hole that couldn't get in, looked and looked, threw the drink bottle, spread his feet and rushed out.

"Phew, Tong Yan is unscrupulous, good luck, and the poor road is really good!"