Chapter 75: I'm afraid I won't be able to eat steamed buns
And just when this Venerable Master, who was tired and was now confused by Ji An's manipulation, Ji An slipped away decisively and quickly.
Tang tea also slipped away.
The Master stood still and continued to mutter, "Eh, which foot?"
Next, Ji An is preparing to destroy the company cafeteria.
It is said to be a company canteen, but it is a large palace-type building complex, and it has an elegant name, called "Yunshang Pavilion". Yunshang Pavilion is built on the well-being of Lingshan, spreading up and down for thousands of miles, the stream is murmuring, the pine forest is turbulent, the cranes are flying in the meantime, the flowers are clustered, and the end is a group of immortal scenes.
Ji An and Tang Cha climbed the stairs from the bottom of the mountain and swiped their cards...... Well, no, brush your face and enter the Gate of Heaven, and behind the Gate of Heaven is the magnificent open-air hall.
Through the main hall and further inside, there are hundreds of palace groups, all of which are carved beams and painted buildings, and purple gas is born.
Among them, the most conspicuous is the palace with three gilded plaques of "Medicinal Kitchen", two couplets on the left and right, dragons flying and phoenixes dancing.
The left couplet reads, the iron and copper bars are towering in the sky, and they are immortal for thousands of years.
The right couplet book, cinnabar silver mercury thrown aside, half a bowl of rejuvenation.
The employees who need to enter the medicinal diet workshop are much weaker by other monks, and they need to cooperate with specially boiled medicinal diets for conditioning, this kind of person's soul is more crunchy and easier to be hit, but as I said before, Ji An is not the kind of person who has no bottom line.
So he just raised his eyes and glanced at the medicinal food workshop, and then quickly bypassed the medicine food workshop, his steps were fast, and he picked a large hall at random and walked in.
Tang Cha followed behind, he was now more and more worried that Ji An would be beaten, and muttered secretly in his heart: "Why are they so slow to investigate? Why don't they come with me? I have urged them several times." ”
Ji An didn't know Tang Cha's mental activity, he raised his foot and walked under the huge plaque, smelling the fragrance of the dishes, Ji An'an thought, well, this is it!
Of course, in Ji An's view, this can't be regarded as a scourge at all, this is called caring! He has always been a good boss who cares about the clothing, food, housing and transportation of his employees, and he is also strict with himself, which Tang Cha's conscience can prove.
There were people coming and going in the main hall, as soon as Ji An came in, there was no one to accompany him, not many people had seen him, and those who knew would not shout, and many monks did not particularly notice that the main hall was mixed in with something different from usual.
Ji An first asked Tang Cha to help him go to the cafeteria master to brush his face and cook dishes, and then his eyes wandered around the main hall, and finally landed on a group of northern monks with rough appearances who were talking in a large hall.
Ji An sat down quietly.
There is a difference in the aesthetics of the north and south of the south, and Ji An's appearance may please the female friars of the north, but it is not the dish of the male friars of the north, but this group of strong men is quite bold and shows great enthusiasm for the addition of Ji An, a stranger.
"Where did you come from, young man, he looks very energetic, is the young man who stole out of anyone's house?"
"Come on, come on, come and sit down with your uncle. ”
Ji An was polite twice, sat down according to his words, and Tang Cha, who happened to come back from serving the food, took the opportunity to put the dinner plate in front of Ji An's table.
Ji An raised a charming smile, his eyes were full of curiosity, and he asked in a sincere tone: "Actually, I didn't have anything to do here, mainly because I was curious, may I ask when you are still mortals, as northerners, when you eat steamed buns, do you take a bite of steamed buns first, and then eat vegetables, or eat mouthful of food first, and then eat steamed buns?"
What kind of problem is this?
A few of the northern friars froze there, and then began to scratch their heads frantically and discuss with each other.
"Before you go to cultivation, do you eat steamed buns or vegetables first?"
"This, let me think about it, seems to be eating steamed buns first...... Wait, maybe it's the vegetables first? Maybe, maybe it's the steamed buns first, I can't remember how long it was. ”
"What time is too long, don't you eat when you practice qi? It seems that we haven't been building a foundation for long. ”
"Okay, then you say, when we eat steamed buns, do we say that we eat steamed buns first, or eat vegetables first?"
"Your uncle, don't ask me! I don't know, I only know now, after eating for so many years, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat steamed buns now!"
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According to Ji An's previous orders, the monks are investigating the locations of the leaders of these outer cultivation gardens.
Everything else is easy to say, but the one who is difficult to deal with is the head of the garden, who is cultivated as a real person in the early days of Jindan.
"It's a bit difficult, the Taoist couple of the real person is indeed pregnant, but not like he said before, waiting to give birth. Moreover, the two real people are not here now, even if we try to trick him back, it will be difficult for us to take down a Jindan real person. Five Tsukiji Venerable gathered together, and one of them said in embarrassment.
The other nodded, "It's really difficult, but it's because it's so difficult that we have to find a way to do it." "In this way, a few of them can stand out from the crowd.
The remaining man said, "It's true that how to take down the real person is a problem, but if it's just to coax the real person back, I have an idea." ”
The words fell, and the other two looked at the person who raised it.
The man explained to them: "Did you see that employee just now? The one who was in a trance, that guy was hit by the words of the little boss, and he has the smell of our Shenmeng incense on his body, why don't we use him to trick the real person back from the volley?"
As long as he can deceive the real person of the volley back, the statement that he will accompany the Taoist couple to give birth and not be able to come back from distraction is self-defeating, and if nothing else is said at that time, their side will not be regarded as a teacher.
After listening to him, the other two pondered for a moment, and then nodded: "Then let's try?"
A few people who had agreed to sneak to the original place, and when they avoided the sight of the other team members, they immediately ran wildly.
The reception staff who didn't even have a name before was planted by Ji An, and the effect of the medicine hit early, and he kept recalling what Ji An said, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt pierced and uncomfortable.
"I want to get what I want, I must get what I want, I give, I must be rewarded. ”
He couldn't do it alone, he was agonizing about it.
Therefore, when the three team members broke away from the team and found him and wanted to cooperate with him to pull the big leader into the water, this guy, who usually showed great loyalty, agreed as soon as possible.
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