Body 1, beautiful women favor
"Li Xiuqin has a kind of repeating what he just said, hehe, Lao Tzu tells you that there are two kinds of people in this world who hate it the most, one is the mouth and the other is the hand debt, you still want to surpass me? ”
Wow, the classroom suddenly fell silent, and the classmates all looked at Li Xiuqin in surprise, this guy took the wrong medicine today, how did he get on the same page with the popular and professional Hao Dashao? Leaving aside his father, tsk, with your current situation of ranking 200 in the whole level, it is simply a fool's dream to surpass Hao Dashao, who is ranked tenth in the whole level?
Of course, there are more than 60 students in the class who are not used to Hao Dashao's flying and domineering, and Xiao Fangfang, the class flower, is one of them, her father is the director of the public security bureau, plus she is beautiful and has been the first in the class for a long time, even Hao Yuanhong does not dare to make a mistake, she has always been polite, Li Xiuqin is a proper dick in her previous life, and she can only appreciate this "Bai Fumei" from afar, so that she didn't have the courage to say a word to her in three years of high school. Although I held hands with her several times in my dream, when I mustered up the courage to talk to her the next day, my heart was beating wildly, and I could only run away with a red face.
The east wind is blowing the war drums, who is afraid of whom in today's society? "Bai Fumei" is finally willing to look at me squarely, Li Xiuqin's heart is beating wildly, fuck! You can't say anything today, but as an adult in your thirties, you absolutely can't have a lawsuit with these young people. Otherwise, the EQ is too low.
Okay, since we want to play, let's play big, the more exciting the better.
"Hehe, Hao Dashao. Li Xiuqin smiled and asked, "Manly man, do you dare to gamble?"
"Bet on what?"
"Just bet on whoever loses and who quits the Ninety-Five!"
“…… Are you crazy?"
"Don't interrupt, just ask if you dare to bet?" Li Xiuqin asked.
"Yuan Hong, don't be like this kind of madman. Zhang Ni tugged at his sleeve and whispered.
Zhang Ni is currently Hao Dashao's rumored girlfriend, because Lao Hao is the director of the Municipal Education Bureau, the head teacher Cheng is also happy to open his eyes and close his eyes, as for the other teachers are also timid as mice, directly ignoring Hao Dashao's nonsense, you must know that this kid has changed six girlfriends, but there is a girl like Zhang Ni to stick up, which makes the boys in the first class of the Ninety-Five.
Hao Yuanhong, the second generation of officials, has received this kind of bird spirit, and he is used to having the upper hand on weekdays, how can he let a dick like Li Xiuqin run in public, and more beauties are on the side, and this face has to be found back for nothing.
"Okay, in front of the whole class, I'll make this bet with you, but let's make it clear first, what you say must count. Hao Yuanhong said through gritted teeth.
"A gentleman's word, a quick horse. Li Xiuqin clenched his fists lightly.
At this moment, the door of the classroom was opened with a squeak, and I saw the head teacher Teacher Cheng and the biology teacher Teacher Miao walking in with a calm face.
"What are you arguing about, you don't have to go to self-study?" Teacher Cheng stared at Li Xiuqin coldly and said, "Why are you again?" ”
"Teacher Cheng, this is not fair. Guo Tao, who was in the northeast corner of the classroom, suddenly got up and said, "It's Hao Yuanhong and Li Xiuqin who quarreled, why do you only deal with Li Xiuqin?"
"What are you talking about, how to deal with it, do you teach me, sit down for me!" Teacher Cheng pointed at Guo Tao and scolded.
Guo Tao is Li Xiuqin's hardcore hair, although his grades are not very good, but he is very righteous.
Li Xiuqin nodded at Guo Tao with a smile, turned around and smiled and said to Teacher Cheng: "Teacher Cheng, you are not afraid that Hao Yuanhong will lose, right?"
Fluttering, Teacher Cheng was angry: "Ahem, just because you can win him, what are you kidding? Ahem, ahem, ahem, in this way, if your grades are higher than his, I will write this word backwards in the future." ”
"Really? ”
"Well, I know you're still scared, hahaha. ”
"Who said I'm scared? I'm afraid that you're really going to write backwards in the future. ”
"Very good. Teacher Cheng laughed angrily: "Tomorrow is the deadline, I want to see what results you can get, and I hope I won't let you out of the classroom in person." ”
"Teacher Cheng, don't worry, who will go out and talk about it?"
"Okay, okay, I won't deal with you today, so as not to let people say that I was unfair. Let's settle the accounts after the results come out. Teacher Cheng slammed the door with a blushing face.
Seeing the head teacher leave, Li Xiuqin realized that Teacher Miao had been looking at him thoughtfully.
"Li Xiuqin, forget it. Teacher Miao frowned and said, "Do you want me to talk to Teacher Cheng, this competition is still over, after all, there will be a college entrance examination in half a year, and I don't want to see you affected." ”
"Thank you for your concern, I won this bet. ”
"Hey, you can do it. Teacher Miao turned around and left silently.
Li Xiuqin remembered that he had the worst English in the college entrance examination in his previous life, only scoring 62 points, and if he could score 100 points in English, he would be admitted to a famous university in Shanghai even if he couldn't get into Yenching University. But fate is strange, he was admitted to the Normal University in his previous life, and he was actually admitted to the English Department, which makes people really laugh and cry.
Looking at the English practice papers, he couldn't help but want to whistle, it was too easy. As for mathematics, physics and chemistry, it has always been his strength............
Li Xiuqin lowered his head and thought about his thoughts, but he didn't notice that Xiao Fangfang looked back at himself secretly from time to time.
After evening self-study, Li Xiuqin went out of the school gate alone with his schoolbag, but he was hugged by his shoulders from behind, and he knew that it was Guo Tao without looking.
"Hey, buddy, you're pretty good today. You didn't notice that Lao Cheng's face was angry, buddy, can you really that grandson this time?"
"Hmph, if he wins, you can find him to be a buddy. ”
"Don't mind, why are you in a hurry when you talk about it......" Guo Tao slowly stopped as he spoke, and looked ahead in a daze.
It turned out that Xiao Fangfang had a book in her hand and was standing around the corner.
"Hey, buddy! She seemed to be waving to me. Guo Tao trembled with excitement.
"Hehe, it seems to be. ”
"Hey, buddy. You say I'm going to go?"
"Of course you have to go, unless you're a fool. ”
Guo Tao twisted his fat body, ran towards Xiao Fangfang upside down, waved his hands excitedly, Xiao Dapanhua covered his mouth and smiled, handed the book in his hand to Guo Fatzi, pointed at Li Xiuqin from a distance and explained a few more words, and then turned around and drifted away, Guo Fatzi looked at the distant Qianying and was stunned............
"Hey, buddy's soul is gone, right?" Li Xiuqin quipped Guo Tao.
"Hmph, here you go!" Guo Fatzi stupidly stuffed the book to Li Xiuqin, and said angrily: "Dare to love Lao Tzu is your postman, and Xiao Da Beauty is looking for your old man." ”
"Oh, fatty, you're mistaken. ”
"Cut, do you think your buddies look like mentally retarded children? Chinese buddies can still understand it, Xiao Da Meinu specially asked me to tell you, with your current level, as long as Inglis can score 100 points, you can kill Hao Dashao in seconds, these are her usual English materials, I hope it can help you. ”
"Hey, it's the hardest thing to be graced by a beauty. Li Xiuqin posed a very stinky fart.
"Hey, can you be more disgusting?" Guo Tao was about to throw up.
"Dead fat man looking for a beating!" Li Xiuqin pounced directly at Guo Tao.
"Come on, the adulterer is going to kill people, help!hahaha............" Guo Tao screamed and fled into the distance.
In the early morning of the next day, Guo Tao used a plastic bag to carry two tea eggs to call Li Xiuqin to school.
Li Xiuqin yawned and let Guo Tao into the house with red eyes, and asked while washing: "Why is it so early today, I was woken up by you as soon as I lay down." ”
"You haven't slept all night? I have an exam today, do you want to fight so hard?"
"No way, we can't live up to the kindness of the beauty of Banhua. ”
"Damn, don't tell me, you've finished this stack of English papers in one night. ”
"Hey, hey, fat man, you guessed it right again. ”
Guo Tao: "........................"
"Fatty, you don't have to get me breakfast every day, grandpa will make it for me. Li Xiuqin peeled off a tea egg and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely.
"Come on, I've learned our grandfather's craftsmanship, thousand-year-old instant noodles. He can't even boil a porridge. Guo Tao pouted and said.
"Xiao Guozi is saying bad things about my old man behind his back again?" Li Xiuqin's grandfather, Li Jiayi, walked out of the room with a curtain.
Guo Tao jumped up and escaped from the house, and said with a smile outside: "Grandpa, you don't remember the villain, Xiaoqin and I went to school." ”
Looking at his grandson's back, Li Jiayi's eyes were hazy for a while, hey, what a good child, they all complained about the damn driver............ , the son and daughter-in-law are all gone, and Lao Li Tou can't help but shed sad tears?
The three-day exam went smoothly, and Li Xiuqin couldn't help but smile when he saw the English test paper, with his current level of English University Level 4, answering this kind of question is simply Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a piece of cake. Li Xiuqin quickly finished writing the essay, and after checking that it was correct, he actually handed in the paper half an hour early, leaving behind the English teacher who was stunned with the test paper in his hand.
Out of the examination room, Li Xiuqin's thoughts had already flown to the stock market in 96, because in addition to the tens of thousands of accident compensation from Li Xiuqin's parents, the Li family's grandparents only lived on Li Jiayi's pitiful pension, although it was not very financial, but it was not very rich, because his grandfather was old and needed to provide for the elderly, and he was going to college in front of him, and he urgently needed to earn some money, so Li Xiuqin set his sights on the stock market of 96.
Li Xiuqin remembers that his previous life started with 12 gold medals in 1996. In 1996, the stock market rose wildly, and the shareholders made money, so the management took a series of measures to suppress the stock market, a total of 12 consecutive policies, before the stock market was completely extinguished, which is the famous "12 gold medals". On December 12, 1996, the market hit a record high, and then issued the 12th suppression policy is the most famous, and on December 16, 1996, the 10% price limit system was introduced.
If all the compensation money from the parents is bought into stocks, these difficulties can be overcome. But how to convince grandpa to come up with this money, the key is now January 96, and the stock market will swell wildly in a few months, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch this bus.
Bang, Guo Tao coldly reached out from behind and put it on his shoulder. Li Xiuqin was taken aback: "Dead fatty, why did you submit the paper in advance?"
"Hey, it's strange, isn't it only if you are allowed to advance, can't this young master be handsome? Besides, those tadpoles know me, but I don't know them. If you look upset, it's better to come out and breathe. Saying that, Guo Tao turned his head and pointed to Xiao Fangfang, who was not far behind him, with a concerned face, and said with a smile: "Dude, look, our Xiao Da Beauty has also handed in the paper in advance." ”
"It's strange, she's always known for her steadiness......" Li Xiuqin muttered.
"Isn't it strange?" Guo Tao said with a malicious smile: "This is not due to you, the prodigal son of love, people are worried that you will not do well in the exam, so they specially took it out to ask." ”
"Oh, it's hard for her, let's go talk to her, or we'll be too ungentlemanly." Li Xiuqin was a little moved.
"Hey, hey, make it clear, it's you who don't have a master, and it has nothing to do with Young Master Ben. Guo Tao muttered, but he didn't hesitate at all, and followed Li Xiuqin to walk towards her quickly.
"Xiao Fangfang, hello. ”
"Hello. ”
…………………………
"Thank you for the English materials you gave a few days ago, and the questions for this exam are basically all in the materials. ”
"Really, you've done all the questions on the paper?"
"Hmm. ”
"I can testify to this, the questions on the materials were not only completed, but also completed overnight. Guo Tao's chest slapped the sound of the mountain.
"Giggles. Xiao Fangfang covered her mouth and smiled, and said, "If you really finish it, even I will bow to the wind, by the way, how about the answer?"
"Okay. ”
"The first question is about tenses, choose A. ”
"Yes!"
"Question 2........................"
"The multiple-choice questions and reading comprehension are all correct. Xiao Da Mei exclaimed: "I can score at least 130 points this time, my God!"
"130 points, this young master's best score is only more than 40 points, damn, isn't it the top three me? Dude, you are too godly, is there a master to open your mind?" Guo Tao exclaimed.
Li Xiuqin smiled, but said in his heart: My buddy was an English teacher for nine years in his previous life, and this achievement is still within the acceptable range. Hehe.
"No, you have to invite your buddies to drink beer tonight, seeing that you are going to win Hao Dashao's house, you have to celebrate anything. Guo Tao coaxed.
"Okay. Li Xiuqin unconsciously touched the thirty-three yuan in his pocket and agreed. At the same time, he glanced at Xiao Da Beauty uneasily, and the implication was: Are you willing to appreciate the light?
"Giggles, of course I'm going. Xiao Fangfang's face was full of excitement: "I nest in school every day, and I'm about to go crazy." It's a good time to relax today. By the way, I know of a store that has an event – beer is free. Come with me. After speaking, he ignored the reactions of Li Xiuqin and Guo Tao, and went straight to the lead.
Li and Guo Xianggu immediately chased after him, and on the way, Li Xiuqin quietly whispered to Guo Tao's arm: "Dude, I ............"
"Yes. Guo Tao waved his hand in a chic manner: "Today, you have a treat, buddy settle the bill." ”
"Hey, it's always like this, I ...... in my heart"
"Scared, don't say such things, who made us buddies?"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Da Beauty's demure appearance hides a wild heart, and she is proficient in guessing boxing and playing poker, and the amount of alcohol is extremely elegant. After a beer was served, Li Xiuqin and Guo Tao drank high. On the other hand, Xiao Da Beauty didn't have any intention of drinking at all, and shouted that the two of them drank too narrowly and drank too much. Seeing this, the owner and the guys of the small shop cast disdainful glances at Li Xiuqin and Guo Tao.
After drinking two more bottles of beer, Li Xiuqin was completely high, only to see him holding Guo Tao's hand and saying, "Dude, borrow ............ Lend me ...... Tens of thousands of dollars...... Okay?"
"Tens of thousands of yuan!" Guo Tao's wine immediately sobered up more than half, and he asked in surprise: "Dude, what do you want so much money for?"
"Shhhhhh ”
"Hahaha. Guo Tao raised his head and laughed: "Dude, you are crazy about money, how can there be a pie in the sky? You are drunk, don't talk nonsense." ”
"I'm not talking nonsense, buddy didn't lie to you. In short, you must believe me this time, you must not miss the opportunity, there will be no such store in this village after this village. ”
"Li Xiuqin, how much does it cost to speculate in stocks?" Xiao Fangfang suddenly interjected and asked.
"Hmm...... , I calculated, 50,000 yuan should be enough. Li Xiuqin said lazily on the table.
"Okay, I'll give it to you early tomorrow morning. Xiao Fangfang said proudly.
"Hey, you've drunk too much, haven't you? He said wine, why do you believe him?" Guo Tao hurriedly persuaded.
"Intuitively, a woman's intuition. Xiao Fangfang said with a smile.
"Crazy, both of you are crazy......" Guo Tao felt a hint of despair.
Li Xiuqin didn't sleep well all night, and when he arrived at the classroom the next day, he had a splitting headache, and he was lying on the table to rest during class, but he was suddenly woken up by a snap, and he looked up and found that Xiao Da Beauty was looking at him with a smile, and there was a CCB card on the table.
"Li Xiuqin, this girl is a good talker, this card has 50,000 yuan, and it's up to you next. After speaking, Xiao Da Mei turned around and floated away.
What 50,000 yuan? Li Xiuqin was a little confused, wait...... , oops, I was really drunk yesterday. When he turned his head to look at Guo Tao for help, he found that Guo Tao covered his face helplessly...... Damn, this joke is too big.
Li Xiuqin felt that his face had burned for a day, and he finally managed to put it down, he quickly packed his schoolbag and left the classroom as if he were running away.
But when he was about to leave the school, he found that Xiao Damei was looking at him with a smile at the school gate.
"Hello. Li Xiuqin spit out two words with difficulty.
"Giggles, of course I'm fine. Xiao Fangfangjiao said with a smile: "Yesterday I said that I was going to speculate in stocks, and I made an appointment with my aunt in the securities company, why don't you dare to go?"
"Whoever doesn't dare to go, let's go and open an account. Li Xiuqin was a little hung up.
"That's good. Xiao Fangfang waved her hand outside, and a black Santana stopped at the school gate.
"Let's go, get in the car. What are you doing in a daze?" Xiao Fangfang urged.
In the eyes of his classmates who were surprised, envious, and jealous, Li Xiuqin reluctantly got into the car.
"Hey, wait for me. Guo Tao rushed out of the school gate, but the car did not stop at all, and went all the way.
"Didn't you say that you would play together? Dude risked his leg being broken and quietly stole 10,000 yuan from his family to accompany you to speculate in stocks. Guo Tao muttered in frustration.