Chapter 40: This joke is really too big
In the back of Shuanglong Mountain, the mountains and forests are dense, and there are fifty or sixty families in an open area in the forest.
In the evening, the smoke of the cooking stove fills the air, and the villagers gather on the steps in groups to chat about their leisure.
"Seven girls, the meal is almost cooked, you go to the village to have a look? Look at your eldest sister, second sister, and third sister who went swimming, why haven't they come back yet? You hurry up and call them back for dinner!"
"Mom, remember to give it to me when my roasted sweet potatoes are baked, don't wait for the sixth sister to come back, she will rob me again. ”
"Okay, okay, okay, you go and call them back for dinner!"
The first family in the village, the head of the family is surnamed Zhang, called Zhang Bairen, and the mother's surname is Wang, and a total of seven daughters were born.
In the muddy courtyard, after such a conversation, a little girl of five or six years old, with fair skin, big eyes, and a small nose, who looked like a porcelain doll, ran out of the courtyard gate and rushed to the mountain stream behind the village.
The water of the mountain stream is washed down from a waterfall dozens of meters high on the mountain.
Six peugeot-looking girls swim and freshen up not far from the waterfall.
"Third sister, eldest sister, look, there is really a person rushing down from the waterfall. ”
Lao Wu dived, a head floated up from the water, and as soon as her hand wiped off the water droplets on her face, she saw a person in the waterfall, and her cheeks immediately turned red, and she swam towards the waterfall quickly.
"This little prodigal hoof ......"
The second child laughed and scolded when he saw it, and swam out after him.
"Sister, don't be shy, hurry up and grab it!"
"Old man Li can say, this is our sisters, the only opportunity to marry themselves, miss this opportunity, and if we find a man in the future, it will be a catastrophe. ”
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The six girls of the Zhang family came here to play in the water, not simply in the evening to freshen up, but under the guidance of an old man who raised cattle in the village.
When the old man was born in the eldest girl of the Zhang family, he had white hair and a white beard, twenty-five years have passed, and the seven girls of the Zhang family are all six years old, and the old man still looks like that, and he has not aged at all.
Once something happens in the village, when Zhang Bairen, the village chief, can't make up his mind, he will also consult the old man.
So much so that the sisters of the Zhang family were convinced of the old man Li who raised cattle.
"Sister, sister, I'm sorry, I grabbed it. ”
"Third sister, I also caught it, I caught an arm. ”
"Three girls, four girls, it's not that the second sister bullied you, the second sister also caught her ankle, I'm older than you......"
"Sisters, it's not that the eldest sister wants to rob you, you see he grabbed my hair!"
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The six sisters of the Zhang family swam to the bottom of the waterfall at about the same time, and the five girls grabbed their arms and feet, and helped the boy who fell into the water from the bottom to the surface of the water.
The young man's melon seed face, big eyes, willow eyebrows, and thin lips with a knife look a little feminine, but the young man's left eyebrow was broken when he was a child, and it looks like there are three more points of evil.
When the six girls of the Zhang family saw it, they all liked it, and they quarreled in the water if they refused to give in.
"Eldest sister, second sister, third sister...... Sixth sister, the rice is cooked, and my mother called me to call you back for dinner. ”
Zhang Xiaoqi ran along the mountain stream with small arms and legs, and saw her sisters pulling an unconscious man in the water, and asked with big eyes full of curiosity: "What are you doing?"
"I didn't ...... Not...... Nothing ......."
A few girls were embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, and the boss said steadily: "Xiao Qi, you wait first, we will go ashore, and we will come when we are dressed." ”
"Eldest sister, what should he do?"
"Let's get to the shore first. ”
The six girls lifted the person to the shore together, put them on the shore, and said to the little girl: "Xiao Qi, keep an eye on my sister, this is your future brother-in-law, in case he wakes up, don't let him run away." ”
After the explanation, the six girls swam back to the place where they had gone into the water, and picked up the clothes from the stone and changed them.
The hot steam on each body was steaming, and after a while, the wet hair was steamed.
These six girls are not simple, the eldest sister has opened five wheel seas, and the youngest sixth child has also opened three wheel seas.
The most terrifying thing is that the Zhang family has a complete set of exercises for practicing the wheel of the sea.
One by one, they can give full play to the power of each wheel of the sea.
If it weren't for the curse of the Zhang family, they would end up immortal.
Let this family run out, it is estimated that there will be no fairy mansions, three Taoist sects and two Zen sects outside.
"Brother-in-law, you're awake, my name is Zhang Xiaoqi, and I invite you to eat roasted sweet potatoes. ”
The little girl squatted beside Chen Mo curiously, Chen Mo opened her eyes in a daze, spit out a few mouthfuls of water, and saw the little girl's hand flip, and a roasted sweet potato appeared in the little girl's hand.
The two little hands tossed the sweet potato back and forth a few times, and the little girl gently broke the sweet potato into one large and one small.
She stared at the two halves of the sweet potato, looked at it for a while, gritted her teeth, and handed the big half to Chen Mo.
"It's so fragrant, thank you, my name is Chen Mo, where is this?"
Chen Mo was so cute by this little girl, stared at the little half of the sweet potato and said, "I'll eat a small portion!"
"Well, okay, brother-in-law gives. ”
Zhang Xiaoqi was afraid that Chen Mo would regret it, so she hurriedly stuffed half of the sweet potato into Chen Mo's hand, she licked most of the sweet potato and said, "This is the Nine Heavens!"
"Where?Nine Heavens?"
"Well, Nine Heavens! Listen to Grandpa Li, who fed the cows, the First Emperor fought against the heavens, killed all the gods and Buddhas in the sky, knocked the Nine Heavens to the mortal dust, and sealed the Nine Heavens with the True Body of the First Emperor and the Sword of the Son of Heaven. It wasn't until more than a hundred years ago that the seal of the Nine Heavens was automatically unsealed at the end of the world, and this mountain was revealed in the world, that is, the Shuanglong Mountain that people saw, but unfortunately although the seal was unsealed, the curse of the first emperor was still there, and our Zhang family couldn't get out. ”
The little girl was eating roasted sweet potatoes beautifully, and when she said this, she suddenly said proudly: "Do you know who I Zhang Xiaoqi is? It's a princess, the seventh princess in the Nine Heavens, hehe!"
Lose your marbles!
The old man who told this kind of story to this little girl was actually poisoned even by such a cute little girl.
actually told her that she was the Seven Fairies.
Chen Mo only thought that Zhang Xiaoqi was telling fairy tales, laughed and ate roasted sweet potatoes, and teased her: "Then isn't your father the Jade Emperor?
"Wrong, my father's name is Zhang Bairen, he is the village chief of Jiuzhongtian, and everyone in the village calls me my mother, Aunt Wang. ”
"Ugh!!"
Chen Mo was stunned and choked on the sweet potato, and after finally swallowing it, he remembered that the little girl began to call him brother-in-law, and said funny: "You are the seventh princess, so do you have six sisters above you, just now you called me brother-in-law, then how many brothers-in-law am I?"
"I don't know, they didn't tell me, brother-in-law, you tell me, how many brothers-in-law are you?"
The mountain stream is not straight and somewhat meandering.
The six sisters of the Zhang family changed their clothes after winding downstream, arranged their hair, walked behind the fluffy grass in the winding place, and just heard the conversation between Chen Mo and Xiao Qi, and immediately stopped with a heartbeat.
"Eldest sister, let's not rob it, everything is left to fate, he replied that Xiao Qi is a few brothers-in-law, who will marry!"
"Okay, resign yourself to fate. ”
"Yes!"
The six girls nodded one after another, and as soon as they admitted it, they couldn't change it if they wanted to.
Because the fairy tale told to Zhang Xiaoqi by the old man who raised cattle was not a joke, their Zhang family was really the family that was killed by the first emperor!
According to their fate, it is a definite number.
Even if the Jade Emperor is alive, he can't change the fixed number.
"Well, then how many brothers-in-law do you want me to be?"
"Why don't you be my eldest brother-in-law, second brother-in-law, third brother-in-law, fourth brother-in-law, fifth brother-in-law, and sixth brother-in-law, and marry them all, so that the delicious food in the house will be mine, giggles!"
Zhang Xiaoqi fantasized that he would never have to wear the rest of his clothes in the future, he would no longer have to rob him when he ate, and he would no longer be afraid of being swept away by the sixth sister when he slew......
She thought about a lot of benefits, and a pair of big watery eyes smiled like a small crescent.
When the six girls of the Zhang family heard Zhang Xiaoqi say this, they were collectively stunned, and they were just about to come out to stop Chen Mo from answering, only to hear Chen Mo say with a smile: "Okay, then I will marry your eldest sister, second sister, third sister, fourth sister, fifth sister, and sixth sister, haha!"
Bang!
In the cloudless sky, lightning and thunder suddenly thundered, and thunder shook the sky.
If you listen carefully, you will find that the lightning and thunder are each hit six times, and the sky is calm again.
Immediately afterwards, the birds in the mountains and forests flew up to the branches and chirped happily.
Heaven and earth congratulate together, and the fixed number has been completed.
"The old man asked those six girls to go to the back of the village to wait for marriage, there should be only one person who came, why did this thunder and lightning hit six times?"
Next to the cowshed in the village, a white-bearded old man who told stories to the people in the village was stunned for a long time when he looked at the lightning and thundering sky, slapped him on the old face, and scolded in a low voice: "Six, all six are married, the price paid by the Zhang family this time is a bit big, this time, I'm afraid that Zhang Bairen won't be able to bear it!"
After the old man finished muttering, he got into the cowshed, untied the cow rope, led the cow out of the cowshed, rode on the back of the cow and said: "Niu'er, the wind is tight, let's find a place in the mountains to avoid the limelight, and when the surname Zhang is gone, we will come back." ”
Moo!
This cow is also very spiritual, timidly glanced at the direction of Zhang's house at the head of the village, spread his feet and rushed out towards the end of the village.
"Old Li Tou, why don't you talk about the beginning of this book?
"You are all deaf, you don't hear thunder and lightning, it's the rhythm of rain, don't go home to collect your clothes. ”
Old man Li turned around nervously and shouted, and after a while, the ox carried him into the mountains and forests and ran away.
"Old man Li'er, I'm not done with you. ”
In the courtyard of Zhang's house, an honest middle-aged man, with two trouser legs rolled up and bare feet, sat alone at the table drinking inferior liquor.
After a sudden thunderclap, the middle-aged man stood up with his eyes glared and crushed the wine glass in his hand with a click.
A woman who looked to be in her early thirties next to her, with dishes and chopsticks on the table, looked over suspiciously and said, "What's wrong with Lao Zhang?"
"That'...... That...... The old man married the eldest to the sixth in our family. ”
"The eldest is twenty-five, and the sixth is fourteen, so let's talk about a family affair for the sixth first, and it's okay to marry after two years. ”
When the woman heard this, she thought that the old man was quite capable.
She gave birth to so many daughters, and all of them followed her, and they were very beautiful, but the eldest was twenty-five, but none of them came to the door to propose marriage.
She's in such a hurry!
I heard that the marriages of the six girls have been arranged, and Aunt Wang is really happy.
"No...... No...... It's not what you think, the horseman married Lao Tzu's six daughters to the same boy. ”
Zhang Bairen stood with red eyes for a while, walked to the gate and gritted his teeth and said: "No, even if the first emperor's curse will never be broken, the Nine Heavens will always fall to the earth, and you can't let six girls serve one husband together, this price is too great, Lao Tzu has to kill that destined person." ”
Before, Old Man Li calculated that the destined person who came to the Nine Heavens today could solve the curse of the First Emperor on the Zhang family, and Old Man Li discussed with Zhang Bairen, so that Old Man Li instructed the six girls of the Zhang family to go to Shanxi in the evening to wait for marriage.
Marry a daughter to someone who is destined to help you unlock the curse, Zhang Bairen can still pinch her nose and admit it.
But marrying six at once, Zhang Bairen really can't bear it.
"Well, you mean that thunder just now?"
Aunt Wang understood, she was also stunned, and when she came back to her senses, she hurriedly stopped Zhang Bairen and said: "Lao Zhang, don't be impulsive first, this is the destiny of heaven, it is a fixed number, if you impulsively kill that destined person, your six daughters will be widowed!"
"It's better to be a widow than six women to serve a husband, that kid is dead!"
Zhang Bairen's footsteps flickered, and the person had already left the courtyard gate.
Aunt Wang wanted to say something, but sighed and didn't say anything.