Text Chapter 16 Organ Bang Bang
She, the boss, has long wanted to teach him a lesson, but because he is his own royal masseuse, and he has never had a chance to do anything about his face before, so she also wants to teach him a good lesson, let him know that he must understand the rules of life, and don't make trouble for himself in the future.
pretended to want justice for him: "Li Yuan, I didn't expect this to happen." I was surprised. ”
Li Yuan said: "I'm causing trouble to the eldest royal sister." At the disposal of the eldest royal sister. “
The eldest royal sister coughed: "Since you give me this face, then I will say it directly." You know, he is my royal man, and if you beat him, I am very shameless. But I love you too, and if I avenge him, I fear to hurt you. Well, I'm not biased towards anyone, just a referee, and you guys have a massage game. Whoever loses is responsible for the loss, and apologizes to the other party. How to apologize exactly, it's up to my masseur to decide, Li Yuan, do you agree to give me this face?"
"Anyway, it can't be me who apologizes in the end, how to apologize, I'll give this face to the eldest sister. Li Yuan readily agreed, and then asked, "I don't know how to compare?"
The eldest sister, Ji Mingbu, then led Li Yuan to a huge device.
This device is a bit like a fountain, with a massage mechanism next to it, which is inverted in the shape of a human woman. There is a map of massage points hanging next to the mechanism.
"It's a small entertainment project here. The customer looks at the acupressure point diagram and controls the massage mechanism. As long as the technique is done properly, the mechanism will be triggered, and many small gifts will be sprayed out of the fountain, which are some skin care products and cosmetics that women usually use. Today we are doing a small event here to repay the customers and friends who have been supporting this project.
"You two masseurs are going to try it out there, and your technique will definitely be enough to trigger the mechanism. But there is another feature of this massage mechanism, the more superb the massage technique, the more time it continues to trigger, and the more gifts it spews. The condition for winning is that whoever makes the fountain spew more gifts wins. ”
The pig-headed masseuse standing next to him secretly sneered: "I work here every day, I have used this equipment countless times, how to operate it has long been familiar with it, this time this scum is dead." “
The masseur walked up to Li Yuan at this time: "If I lose, I'll lick your shoes, if you lose, you lick my shoes, how?"
The female customer watching next to her sweated for her idol Li Yuan: "If you lose, won't the big masseuse be insulted by this kind of villain." ”
The boss gave the decision on how to apologize to the villain, and the villain obviously wanted to take revenge on the masseuse. He shouldn't have been left to decide. It's so shameless and hateful to ask the masseuse to lick his shoes. ”
Although the situation was very unfavorable to Li Yuan, Ji Mingbu next to him looked at Li Yuan with a calm face and a smile. Although she believed that Li Yuan could win, Li Yuan's absent-minded appearance still surprised her a little.
What was this kid thinking.
Li Yuan saw Yuzu coming, so he put the game behind him, and said apologetically: "I said that I would massage you after I got the autograph for my sister, but I didn't think about making this troublesome thing again." “
"Li Yuan, it's nothing. The thing that massaged me can be postponed and I won't blame you. This masseuse, you have to teach him a good lesson for me, I think he is very unhappy. ”
Seeing that Li Yuan was not interested in the game, the pig-headed masseuse ran to pull Yuzu's hand and sneered: "This is a manifestation of escaping from the battle, and he ran over to ask a weak woman for help, this is not to compare." It's better to come and beg me directly, and kneel and lick it. Bang, this scum is lost. ”
Next, the eldest sister Yoshiaki announced the start of the competition: "Masseur, you come first." It's good to give Li Yuan a demonstration in the back. ”
The pig-headed masseuse smirked, 'Okay. ”
He secretly said in his heart: "Even if I show you, you don't want to win this game." ”
The pig-headed masseuse arrived at the massage mechanism and started with the head of the mechanism.
It is very standard, like the Baihui acupoint and Yintang acupoint of the head, press one by one, and the whole process does not look at the massage drawings at all.
As soon as he pressed it, small gifts splattered out of the fountain like water.
Li Yuan saw so many small gifts, and said to the girls present: "Sisters, if you don't rob me, you will rob me." “
Female customers flocked to it, and Li Yuan also squeezed inside, grabbing it frantically.
The gifts I grabbed were given to some of the girls who were casual, and the rest were given to the eldest sister Ji Mingbu, as well as the jade feet.
The eldest royal sister Ji Mingbu, seeing that Li Yuan didn't look like a game at all, pinched a cold sweat for Li Yuan: "Stinky boy, I'll let him show you, if you don't look carefully, what the hell are you doing." Do you really want to lose? ”
Li Yuan said with a smile: "Big Royal Sister, don't worry, if you want me to lick his shoes, it's impossible." ”
Yes......!
As he spoke, screams rang from the fountain over there.
It turned out that there were too many gifts squirting, and a female customer was buried directly.
The female customer excitedly emerged from the pile of gifts and yelled.
"There are so many gifts, everyone grab them. ”
When Li Yuan saw this scene, he was a little anxious: "I didn't expect his massage technique to suddenly improve so much?"
The eldest royal sister Ji Mingbu was anxious now: "Stinky boy, you are doomed now." It's not about giving a massage, it's about giving a machine. The machine has a set program, you can't play, he's a veteran. I deliberately asked him to compare first, so that you can learn later, so that you will not be embarrassed to play. You're out of control, it's over. I wanted to borrow your hand to tidy him up. ”
As he was talking, the pig-headed masseur had finished the competition and proudly announced the results: "After being counted, a total of 300kg gifts." Breaking the record that was the highest in history. “
When the other people present heard this, they couldn't help but whisper: "300kg gifts, all of them have broken the record." Do you say that our masseuse Li Yuan is a bit dangerous. “
"yes. This is a massage to the machine. And not for people. Now he's going to suffer. “
Li Yuan smiled and said, "Then it's time for me to compare next." “
Li Yuan put down his palm, and the air on the field seemed to stagnate.
Everyone is expecting a miracle.
Hahaha. The pig-headed masseur suddenly burst out laughing: 'No surprise. Not a single gift squirted out. ”
Li Yuan, who was standing next to the massage mechanism, was embarrassed.
The female customers present seemed to be losing when they saw the big massage Li Yuan: "Everyone cheer for the idol." ”
"Come on, come on!"
Countless fans cheered for Li Yuan.
Li Yuan, who was on the field, held his chin and pondered.
"This is a mechanism, after I tested it with the palm of my hand, the acupuncture points set in it are different from real people, all of them are misplaced. Li Yuan looked at the acupuncture point drawing next to the mechanism, this drawing was useless at all, because it was not the real acupuncture point location inside the mechanism.
If the drawings are useful, as long as there are eyes, look at the drawings according to the mechanism, and the customers will have gifts as soon as they press it, then the amusement park must not lose money to do this project.
Therefore, Li Yuan could only rely on himself to carefully sense the specific acupuncture points in the organ.
Li Yuan probed the mechanism, and soon, he found a fatal hole in the mechanism.
As long as you press it, there should be a burst of gifts.
It's on the Chengfu acupoint.
"Li Yuan, you just admit defeat. Come over and apologize to me and lick my shoes. The pig-headed masseuse shouted triumphantly from the sidelines.
Li Yuan didn't have time to pay attention to him and continued to study his own affairs.
"I'll try to hit a few hits first. ”
Bang bang bang.
Li Yuan patted on the Chengfu point of the mechanism.
Yuzu Khan on the field said: "What the hell is this Li Yuan doing, he is still in the mood to make a bad taste at this time." ”
Others also commented, 'The masseur is playing here, not even realizing that this is a competition.' “
The pig-headed masseuse sneered: "It seems that he already knows that he is going to lose, so he puts on a clown show there, wanting to please me and forgive him." ”
The eldest sister Ji Mingbu did not speak, and secretly glanced at the pig-headed masseuse.
The pig-headed masseuse couldn't help but walk up to Li Yuan and teasingly: "No matter how hard you perform here like a clown, you have to lick my shoes." Otherwise, it's not over. ”
Li Yuan smiled and said, "Masseur, you better see what kind of acupoint I pressed." ”
The pig-headed masseuse took a closer look and was so shocked that his jaw dropped: "What, you actually know the Chengfu acupoint." You're not an insider in the amusement park, how do you know about this mechanism's big hole!"
The eldest sister Ji Mingbu in the audience couldn't help but be ecstatic: "This kid has a set." I was able to guess the big hole in the mechanism. ”
When the others saw the exaggerated reaction of the pig-headed masseuse, they realized that the atmosphere had changed, but they didn't understand what was going on: "What happened on the field?
Suddenly, countless gifts spewed out of the fountain like flowing water, and in the end, it was 600kg.
Twice as much as a pig-headed masseuse.
The eldest royal sister Ji Ming saw Li Yuan coming down, and said with a smile: "You kid gave me a surprise." ”
"But I really sweated for him just now. Jade Foot added beside him.
In a splash of gifts, Li Yuan's female fan shouted: "The pig-headed masseur licks Li Yuan's shoes!" ”
In all kinds of humiliation, the pig-headed masseuse apologized to Li Yuan and licked Li Yuan's shoes, but he said it himself, who is to blame.
Li Yuan taught the pig-headed masseur a lesson for the eldest royal sister Ji Mingbu, and the eldest royal sister Ji Mingbu took the opportunity to say: "Masseur, you go back to your lounge and reflect." I'm ashamed of you for today, as an insider who is familiar with operating this equipment, you will lose to a new player. Next time something like this happens, don't beg me to do justice for you, but let me be embarrassed to accompany you!
The pig-headed masseuse returned to his lounge in humiliation and said angrily: "Ji Mingbu, you are falling into a well, just don't comfort me, and scold me in front of everyone." Ungrateful and not thinking about the kindness I gave you a massage so that you could enjoy that meeting. ”
Just as he was angry, a little boy of thirteen or fourteen came over, dressed in bells and whistles, and looked like a local hero.
"Uncle, if you call me, I'll come right away. You said that the adopted sister Nana of the boss here is so good, I have brought it all, hurry up, teach me a few strokes. I'm going to raid her tonight. “
The pig-headed masseuse smiled: "Nephew, you came just in time." There are fewer people at night, and you have more opportunities. Don't be in a hurry. ”
He sneered in his heart: "Ji Mingbu, if you don't remember your kindness, then I asked my nephew to hurt your adoptive sister, you can't blame me for taking revenge on you." ”
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When night falls, the most beautiful, the most prosperous, the most lively and the most real time in the city.