Xiao Yao: Happy New Year, everyone! Xiao Yao is here to greet all the friends in China! I wish you all to learn and make progress in the new year! Work smoothly!

Peng: Mmmm~ Xiao Yao said it for me. (There is a burst of boos from the audience)

Xiao Yong: Haha, Ah Peng, you also have times when you are booed! I am in a good mood today!ah~ How beautiful this world is

Peng: Xiaoyong, your skin is itching again, right, believe it or not, I'll blow you up later?

Xiao Yong: Oh, don't say Ah Peng, I underestimate you, last month, you saw Xiao Ye masturbating, so you said that you also came to show off, but you gave 18 heads in a row, don't you tell me that you forgot about it?

Peng: Please, that's my first time in contact with LOL, okay, and look at what Xiaoye matches! It's not diamond or platinum, isn't it reasonable for me to give a few heads to a novice?

Xiao Ye: Fortunately, the fight is not ranked, otherwise I would not let go of Ah Peng (smiling and clenching his fists)

Haruka: Why didn't Ash come?

Peng: I heard that he still has a badge to collect, so he should challenge the Glass Gym

Xiaoxin: You guys are so slow, look at Xiaofei, boring to play customization

Peng: It's okay, I just paid a New Year's greeting to everyone on the road, and everyone is here?

Xiaoxin: Well, the team members participating this time are: Xiao Yong, A Peng, I, Xiao Fei, Xiao Yao, Ji Ge, Er Dianling, Xiao Yu, Xiao Ye.

Peng: Oh, Xiao Yu is also here~ Brother Ji!

Er Dianling: It was Miss Qinyin who recommended Brother Ji to come, in fact, we and Xiao Yong don't know each other, and it can also be said that Brother Ji came uninvited.

Base Wind: Erdian Ling~

Er Dianling: Brother Ji, I was wrong, let's go back and eat the seasoning bag? Give my little brother a face first.

The crowd fell

Xiao Yao: Aren't there only 9 of them?

"Ding Dong!" the doorbell rang, and Chiyuki went over to open the door.

Qianxue: Ah, Sister Xiaoying, you're finally here!

Xiaoying: I'm sorry, there was a delay on the way, but everyone has arrived?

Xiaofei: Tut-tut, look at it, even the questions asked are the same, worthy of being Ah Peng's man~

Xiao Ye: (pokes Xiao Fei and motions for him to look to the side with his eyes)

Xiaofei: Male~ Rare friend, hehe.

Xiao Yong: Okay, okay, let's start quickly, my big knife has already been ** unbearable!

All:

Peng: In short, I would like to thank Qianxue for providing the computer.

Qianxue: This column is provided by the Suzuki Group and sponsored by the Suzuki Group. (Round of applause)

Qianxue: First of all, I will introduce Ah Peng's team, Ah Peng's top laner, Xiao Ye's jungler, Xiao Fei's mid laner, Xiao Yao's ADC, and Xiao Xin's auxiliary.

Xiao Ye: Xiao Xin, don't move your troops later, otherwise Xiao Yao won't be able to develop.

Xiaoxin: I'm a professional assistant, so I don't need you to remind me.

Xiaofei: It's just you, come on, don't send a blood and we'll burn high incense, haha!

Xiaoxin: You, watch me curse you (then take out a pen and paper to draw circles)

Qianxue: Next is Xiao Yong's team, Xiao Yong's top laner, Xiao Yu jungler, Xiao Ying's mid laner, Ji Ge ADC, and Er Dianling assist.

Ji Feng: Erdian Ling, you have to help well, otherwise~

Erdianling: Yes!

Xiao Yong: Ah Peng, you still have to admit defeat, except for Xiao Ye, the rest of you, including you, are our team's upgrade package.

Xiao Fei: Cut, I'll show you a piece of blood later, although it's Miss Xiaoying who is on the opposite side of me, I won't show mercy.

Xiaoying: That's great, please show your full strength.

Chiyuki: Let's start teaming up then.

Everyone: OK!

After some decision-making, the following heroes were chosen. Ah Peng - Ruiwen, Xiao Ye - Blind Monk, Xiao Fei - Yasuo, Xiao Yao - Han Bing, Xiao Xin - Stone Man. Xiao Yong - Barbarian King, Xiao Yu - Sword Master, Xiao Ying - Katarina, Ji Ge - Wheel Mother, Erdian Ling - Delmar (Galen)

Xiao Ye: I'll go, Ah Peng, you like the black silk rabbit girl, it looks like someone is going back to cosplay

Entering the game, only Xiao Ye is a diamond frame in the whole team, and the rest have nothing, and then look at the combat power, Ah Peng's team except for Xiao Ye is 10086 combat power, and the rest of the people are about 3,000, of course, Ah Peng is more than 2,000 and Xiao Yong on the opposite side is platinum 1, Ji Ge is gold 3, and the rest of the people are also about 3,000 combat power.

Considering the fairness of the game, the 10 computers are all 55 open and facing back, so that there is no fear of some obscene guys peeping at the screen

Level 1 team opening is just what most high-end bureaus often do, but this game did not start, and both sides were guarding the place where the wild monster was about to appear, and at this time someone suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Xiao Ye: I'll go!

Xiao Yong: Haha, Ah Peng, you should prepare 20 votes over there.

"The enemy has 30 seconds left to enter the position and crush them!"

Ah Peng's side is the blue side, and after beating the toad on the road, Ah Peng rushed to the road, and the opposite side was really Xiao Yong's order, using the barbarian king. The hero of the barbarian king, Ah Peng, often used it when he hit the human machine before, and the weakness Ah Peng also knew that when the barbarian king was not angry, it was a good time to beat him, but the angry barbarian king was not worthy of any hero, so when Raven and the barbarian king met, Ah Peng showed off the speed of light QA (well, not the speed of light, but at least not the speed of the turtle) A set of fights and left, and the barbarian king level 1 point is Q, so there is a bit of a loss. The two replenished their troops in this way, but Ah Peng was 7 soldiers behind Xiao Yong after all.

Xiaofei: Haha, the blood is mine.

“FirstBlood！”

Peng: I really don't see it, but consumer fakes are really hidden.

Xiao Yong: Hahaha! Ah Peng, take a good look.

Peng: (takes a closer look) Xiaofei, you~

Xiaofei: When I saw Carter's residual blood, I wanted to cross the tower to kill Carter, but I didn't expect to be circled by Carter under the tower, and I was clicked twice by the tower, and then I was taken away by Carter's set, and I didn't even set it on fire!

Everyone: Shame on you

When the line of sight came to the lower road, Ji Ge and Er Dianling cooperated quite well, but Xiaoxin, the stone man, was a little too arrogant, and he moved forward bravely with his high armor, and almost sent the head, but fortunately, the cold ice slowed down, which allowed the stone man to escape.

Xiao Yong: Peng, you Ruiwen played well, but I accepted your head.

The barbarian king rushed over with a whirlwind slash, Ryan opened W to freeze, and then a burst of QA, but the barbarian king lowered the attack with a taunt, followed by a burst of flat A, at this time the barbarian king was already full of anger, Ah Peng could only retreat strategically, but the barbarian king made a weakness, and A twice, Ruiwen was already a remnant of blood, and immediately hid under the tower, because the barbarian king was ahead of Ruiwen one level first to the sixth level, so directly over the tower to kill, Ruiwen hurriedly escaped with E, but the barbarian king rushed over with a whirlwind slash, at this time the barbarian king was bloody, and immediately opened the ultimate, now as long as he gave Raven another knife, Raven was about to kneel, just at this critical moment, the blind monk of the jungle rushed upWhen the barbarian king saw the blind monk coming, he remembered that he forgot to insert his eyes in the grass, and immediately used a flash and whirlwind to escape, only to be kicked by the blind monk, which shows that Xiao Yong's escape technique has been practiced to the point of perfection

But~

You have successfully killed an enemy.

Xiao Yong: Damn, I was burned to death by ignition! If it weren't for the blind monk's kick just now, the physical strength I recovered would have been able to resist ignition

Xiao Yu: I'm sorry Brother Yong, I'm still brushing the wilderness on the lower road, but I didn't expect you to kneel

Xiao Yong: Peng, you wait.

Peng:

"Allied Hero Killed"

Ji Feng: Erdianling, you actually snatched my head! You~

Erdianling: Brother Ji, I was wrong, I will give you the head next time.

Xiaoye: Xiaoxin, I really admire your bravery, but what you have to do is to assist Hanbing, not to send people's heads.

Xiaoxin: Pay attention next time, pay attention next time.

Erdianling: Brother Ji, you hold on for a while, and I'll go back to the city.

Delma hid in the grass and prepared to return to the city, but as soon as the wheel mother came out, she was frozen by Han Bing with a magic crystal arrow, and then turned on the Q point wheel mother.

Ji Feng: What are you doing, Erdianling?

Erdianling: It's coming, it's coming.

"Enemy Hero Has Been Killed"

The wheel mother fell, Delmar just wanted to rush up, the stone man came, the cold ice immediately opened Q point Delma, the stone man also rushed up, Delma saw that the situation was not good, hurriedly turned around, but was slowed down by the cold ice? So our smart Erdian Ling student ran directly to the bottom of the tower.

Peng: Delmar ran away with Q, and I was also drunk

"Xiao Qi soup dumplings (Xiao Ying's nickname) are killing people"

Peng: Xiaofei, why are you kneeling again?

Xiao Fei: The opponent's jungler Juggernaut has come to help.

Peng: What about Xiao Ye?

"Double kill!"

Xiao Ye: After all, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, Xiao Ying, you are so powerful!

Xiaoying: Where, where, I have only been playing for less than two months.

Xiao Yong: Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye, you are a great god of diamonds who was abused by a little girl who has no rank

Xiaoye: You're still worried about yourself.

Xiao Yong didn't react for a while, and suddenly Ah Peng's set went up, I don't know if it was providence or Ah Peng's shit luck, Raven actually played a set of light speed QA, the barbarian king because he just went down to play a red BUFF, the blood volume was not much, and Raven had to open up this set, but Raven also became a remnant of blood, and then the barbarian king came to chase Raven, Raven fell into the contempt of the barbarian king before she ran, and then the barbarian king rushed over with a whirlwind, Ruiwen immediately fixed the barbarian king with W on the spot, and then drove E to escape again, but the barbarian king flashed over, Ah Peng thought he was dead, and suddenly shot a magic crystal arrow from nowhere, and directly fixed the barbarian kingAt this time, Raven's big CD just cooled down, and he directly turned around and solved the barbarian king with a blast slash!

Xiao Yong: Peng!

Peng: Xiaoyao, thank you.

Xiao Yao: It's okay, I'm glad I can help Ah Peng.

Everyone (except Xiaoying): Oh~~~

"Xiao Qi's soup dumplings have gone berserk!"

"Double kill!"

Ji Feng: Uh, Miss Xiaoying, why are you robbing my head?

Xiaoying: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll go back to the middle of the road.

"Xiao Qi soup dumplings are no longer unstoppable!"

Peng: Speaking of Xiaofei, you

Xiaofei: It's not that I'm too rubbish, it's that Miss Xiaoying is too powerful

Xiao Ying: What's the matter, I'm just lucky to meet you with residual blood.

Xiao Yong: Hey, hey, Xiaoying, aren't you afraid that Ah Peng will be jealous when you say this?

Peng: Xiao Yong, shut up.

"Double kill!"

Xiaoxin: Xiao Ye, you are obscene enough, these two heads are obviously Xiao Yao's.

Xiao Yao: It's okay, just let it go to him.

Xiao Ye: See, even Xiao Yao didn't say anything, you're excited.

"You've been killed. ”

Xiao Ye: Poof~ Xiao Yu, you actually dare to sneak attack me.

Just now, the blind monk just took two heads and went to the middle of the road, but he didn't expect that Xiao Yu had already ambushed in the grass, and the blind monk had no big move, at this time, it was more than enough for the sword saint who opened the plateau bloodline to beat a half-blooded blind monk, and Xiao Ye gave away his lewd head because of his arrogance.

Xiao Yong: I guess it's not in the grass.

Suddenly, Ruiwen scurried from the grass, and it was another set of QA, because of the fact that he had collected a few heads in front of him, Ah Peng's equipment was better than Xiao Yong, but when he was about to kill Xiao Yong, suddenly Xiao Yu's sword master ran to the mountain road again, Ah Peng hurriedly drove E to run, just 5 cm away from the defense tower, Carter suddenly flashed in front of Rui Wei in an instant, and then opened the ultimate: Death Lotus Flower, Rui Wen knelt like this.

"Xiao Qi soup dumplings are already close to God!"

Xiao Ye: What do you see all the things that have raised Carter!

Xiao Yong: So you still have 20 shots, and there's still one minute.

Now the score of the two sides is 4-10, which has completely become Xiaoying's live show.

Ah Peng came to the middle lane after playing the red BUFF, and he only regarded it as a passerby, neither Yasuo nor Carter had Bird Raven. When I came to the next road, I happened to see that Han Bing killed Delma, and the wheel mother killed the stone man, just when the two were fighting, Ruiwen suddenly rushed out, and a set of QA hit the wheel mother directly, but I didn't expect the wheel mother to block the third Q with a shield, originally Ah Peng wanted to give her the last season, but I didn't expect Han Bing to suddenly shoot the wheel mother with a sword and get a double kill!

On the way back to the middle of the road, Ah Peng in order to prevent Xiao Ye's tragedy, or very carefully inserted his eyes in the grass before leaving, this does not know, a check was startled, there was indeed a squatting Sword Saint inside, because the amount of blood was not much, Ah Peng hurriedly fled, but found that the Sword Master was motionless, could it be that Xiao Ye was looking at his teammates' screens? Ah Peng decided to take a gamble, and rushed over for a burst of QA after opening the ultimate, and then a blast slashed away the Sword Master.

Xiao Ye: Peng, you actually took advantage of my lack of attention

Peng: I'm sorry.

Xiaoying: It's okay.

Immediately, the smile on Ah Peng's face disappeared, and a bloody Carter appeared in front of him, Ah Peng immediately pressed the flash and fled, but he didn't expect Carter to follow the flash, but there was still a distance, and the next time, Carter was chasing a half-blooded Raven, Ah Peng finally pulled a distance, and suddenly Carter caught Raven in an instant, and then the knife was skimmed, followed by Death Lotus, and Raven knelt like this.

"Xiao Qi soup dumplings are already super godly!"

Xiao Ye: Brother, let's be 20.

Peng: You can't give up, although Carter is up, others are not as developed as you. This one can be won.

"Our legion has killed the dragon!" Suddenly came the good news that Cold Ice had killed the little dragon, which made Peng even more confident.

"The enemy legion has killed Baron Nash!"

Peng:

Leaflet:

Dumbo:

Xiao Yao:

Xiaoxin:

Everyone swallowed at the same time, and then there was no more

Everyone played for an afternoon, until the evening, when everyone was about to leave, Qianxue suddenly said something in Ah Peng's ear, Ah Peng's eyes widened after hearing it, and then patted Xiaofei's shoulder and said: "Brother, it's really hard for you to let you win the single in the first game." ”

Xiao Fei is wondering, "What's wrong, Ah Peng?"

Peng: "Xiao Ying, she is the strongest king in the other district." ”

Xiaofei: "Oh, I know, the strongest and strongest king!!"

Everyone: "Eh, eh~~~~~~~~~"

Since then, whenever Dumbo plays LOL, someone asks him who he likes to solo the most, and Dumbo will not hesitate to say: Peng!

So who are you most afraid of soloing with?

"Xiao Ying. ”

(PS: A new issue of the popularity survey has been released, please go and vote for your precious vote)