At this time, the crowd outside the Shenoran Theater was full of people, the screams of movie fans came and went, many people shouted the names of their idols, the cameras of photojournalists and fans all flashed with flashes, and the celebrity guests who attended the event and walked the red carpet were dressed in fashionable and casual clothes, posing beautiful poses in front of the popcorn backdrop, laughing and communicating with fans standing behind the advertising boards, and being interviewed by reporters...... With the end of the war between the United States and Iraq a month ago, no one is protesting anymore, and the 12th Film Awards, which are voted for by fans and have a funny and joyful theme, seem to be more lively than this year's Oscars. The celebrity stars in attendance were also absolutely star-studded, including Toby McGuire, Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Garner, Robert Downey Jr. and many more nominees.

The others are Will Smith, new Oscar winner Adrian Brody, Samuel L. Jackson, Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz...... Rapper Luda Criss, great directors George Lucas, Harrison Ford...... THERE ARE ALSO IT-GIRLS SUCH AS PARIS HILTON AND NICOLE RICHIE, AS WELL AS DAVID BECKHAM AND VICTORIA, WHO WILL BE THE PRESENTERS OF THE "BEST ACROSS THE OCEAN ACTOR AWARD".

Victoria, with long hair and curly hair, is wearing a low-cut tight-fitting white dress studded with sparkling diamonds, and is walking the red carpet with the "heartthrob" Beckham, who is wearing a white suit and white T-shirt, a pair of orange leather shoes, and a blonde hair tied behind his head, with a modest and charming smile on his face. However, most fans know Victoria, but they don't know much about the origin of the man, in this "football desert" in the United States, "I Love Beckham" is more famous than Beckham.

There was a lot of noise on both sides of the red carpet, and suddenly the fans burst into screams: "!!Jessica Jessica-" Wang Yang, who had just arrived, smiled and waved to them, and immediately felt a dazzling flash of light, he was wearing ordinary jeans, a gray blazer and a T-shirt without buttons, and Jessica next to him was wearing a short-sleeved floral dress and sandals.

As a leader in the super popularity of the young audience, after the 10th edition of "Juno", this year's "Amazing Young Movie" was nominated again for a bumper harvest, and the still depressed "District 9" has three nominations: Best Actor (Robert Downey Jr.), Best Virtual Performance (Christopher Fussen) and Best Action Scene (Mecha Fight in District 9).

The hilarious global highest-grossing R-rated comedy of all time, "The Hangover", has 6 of the top nominees out of 13 awards, namely Best Film, Best Breakthrough Actor (Zach Galife Anakis), Best Villain (Michelle Rodriguez), three Best Comedy Performances (Zach, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms), and the trio were also shortlisted for Best Screen Partner, and Best Fight (Michelle Rodriguez and the trio). And "Sweetheart" also has one, Best Actress (Jessica Alba).

"Lord of the Rings 2" and "Spider-Man" both have 5 nominations each tied for second place. In addition to the three awards of Best Breakthrough Actress, Best Breakthrough Actor Award and Best Kiss Scene, Flame Movies all participated in the competition, and the funny corps of "The Hangover" also came to the scene.

"Hmph!" Paris Hilton, who was in a blue wrap and crop top, saw Wang Yang walking in this direction alone, she walked up deliberately, snorted disdainfully, and walked by with her chin on her face proud. Wang Yang glanced back at the back of the swaying blond hair suspiciously, and he didn't notice who it was just now? Is it humming him? Wang Yang snorted and continued to walk towards Will Smith over there.

Because of their busyness, in addition to the telegram to celebrate the blessings, Wang Yang and Will Smith father and son have not been together for a long time, and this time they took the opportunity to laugh and talk happily. This summer's summer vacation has already begun, and "Jedi Men 2" starring Will Smith and directed by Michael Bay will be released on July 18, and he is now filming the sci-fi movie "I, Robot", which will not be completed until at least October.

Although there is no shortage of film contract work, Will Smith laughs about the cooperation, he has not been nominated for the MTV Award for a long time, and he has a taste of working with the Oscar for Best Director. However, after thinking about it carefully, Wang Yang found that the possibility of a second cooperation is not yet in sight, and there is no role suitable for Will in "Firefly", unless it is a supporting role, but an actor of Will's level will not play a supporting role, even if the salary is at the starring level.

The friendship cameo of "The Hangover" returned the favor, and it was not interesting to say that "inviting you to play a supporting role" would be rejected and destroy the passionate relationship, so Wang Yang still smiled and said: "Wait until you have the opportunity to join forces." ”

After chatting with Smith and his son for a while, Wang Yang accepted another TV interview, and was talking to Zach and Bradley, when Jessica, who had signed autographs for fans, came over. Then between greeting and being greeted, the two were actively acquainted by the Beckham couple, Victoria was very enthusiastic, talked to Wang Yang about her like to watch his movies, and praised Jessica's fashion taste, and looked forward to "The Devil Wears Prada".

Wang Yang kept smiling and saying thank you, he had a good impression of this model couple, but he didn't know much about the football world, usually the newspaper sports section did not, and he didn't pay much attention to European football news, looking at Beckham who was standing aside smiling, and seemed to have nothing to say, Wang Yang thought about it and then smiled and praised: "David, I love your free kick to death! It always works miracles!"

Jessica nodded, she vaguely remembered watching some news about the World Cup in South Korea and Japan last year, and smiled uncertainly: "I remember last year's World Cup, the group match between England and Argentina, it was David who scored a penalty kick to win the game." As she spoke, she glanced at Wang Yang next to her, and her questioning eyes seemed to be asking, "A penalty is also a free kick, right?" Wang Yang replied to her, "It should be." The expression of the expression actually understands better than him.

"Thank you, that was my most honorable moment. Listening to this compliment, Beckham suddenly felt a sense of joy, and there was more pride in the smile on his face. This is naturally not the first time he has been praised for that goal, but every time he will feel the joy of the time, as the captain of the team to lead Argentina, avenged the red card of the French world team in 98, and made up for the regret, which was one of the most memorable moments of his life.

Victoria was a little surprised, because among Hollywood stars, Fantastic Young and Jessica are well-known basketball fans, and they know football, and she laughs, "He always brags about himself with that ball." Beckham kept a charming smile.

"No, no, no, I know that David has a lot of classics, like that super long shot of fame and long-range ......" was stolen by Jessica just now, Wang Yang was a little competitive, but he couldn't think of more, so he had to praise: "It's really a superhero of Manchester United!" Jessica pursed her lips and nodded: "Well, there is no doubt about it!"

Manchester United's superhero ...... This sentence made Beckham's smile a little heavy, and a complicated look flashed in his eyes, and it was soon gone. Listening to their sincere and praising tones, Victoria finally knew that the couple didn't really know about football, otherwise they wouldn't have said that, and she smiled without mind: "David is going to play at Real Madrid Club in Spain, but I actually want him to come to the United States." ”

"Oh!" both of them were a little embarrassed, and the superheroes were going to transfer...... But to play soccer in the United States, it seems, the two looked at each other, just like Michael Jordan went to England to play basketball...... Then Victoria changed the subject and talked about fashion with the two, and Beckham continued to talk like a bodyguard, and after a long while, the four ended the conversation. Wang Yang and Jessica continued to walk up and down the red carpet, being accosted and looking for old friends. As it gets darker, the celebrity guests begin to enter, and then the movie fans and audiences also enter the Sylangor Theatre as the awards ceremony is about to begin.

The Sylangor Theatre auditorium was still decorated with fancy and lively, as if it were the scene of a children's show, all the attendees of the ceremony came with a relaxed and happy mood, and all the stars also had fun with the host and the audience, and tonight's host was Sean William Scott, the "hard strip" actor in the "American Pie" series, and partnered with Justin Timberlake.

As soon as the ceremony began, a spoof short film of the year was usually played, Bradley Cooper and the two hosts disguised themselves as replica robots in "The Matrix 2" together, and entered the future time and space to spoof many movies, and the auditorium immediately burst into laughter, and then ridiculed the upcoming release of "Breaking Bad 2" on June 27, and the witty dialogue of the three heroines Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, and Drew Barrymore also made the scene burst into chuckles.

Wang Yang and Jessica sat in a front row area, next to Robert Downey Jr., Michelle, Zack and others from "The Hangover"; thousands of fans in ordinary clothes filled the theater on the second floor, watching the two hosts on the stage keep making fun of the atmosphere, and there were constantly "haha" laughter, and the stage lights were also changing and flickering.

"The winner of the Best Breakthrough Actor Award is ......" In front of the podium, Victoria, dressed in a white dress, opened the golden envelope, and Beckham next to him read: "Colin Farrell, "Sniper Phone Booth". The audience erupted in screams and applause from fans, while Colin Farrell happily took the stage to accept the award. At this time, the awards have been given out for Best Breakthrough Actress (Jennifer Garner, "Daredevil Man"), Best Fight (Yoda and Christopher Lee, "Star Wars Prequel 2").

Amid laughter and applause, several more Golden Popcorn trophies were awarded, including Best Action Scene (Helms Deep, The Lord of the Rings 2), Best Kiss Scene (Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst, "Spider-Man"), Best Virtual Performance (Grunt, The Lord of the Rings 2), Best Villain (Devi Chase Chess, Midnight Bell), Best Breakthrough Actor (Eminem the Ruffian, "8 Miles"), and Ellesha Moore singing the theme song of "Breaking Bads 2".

Soon came the award of the best comedy performance, and "The Hangover" accounted for 3 of the 5 nominations, and it was also the award that the popular "The Hangover" had the best chance to win tonight.

"Please, magical—Jan!" shouted Justin Timberlake in a red blazer, the orange lights on the stage passage in the shape of a time and space tunnel flashed rapidly, Wang Yang walked out with an envelope in his hand and a smile, and the audience immediately screamed "Ahhhh The camera swept the audience everywhere, Jessica clapped with a charming smile on her face, Donnie shouted "woo-hoo" with both hands, and the Will Smith father and son over there laughed and said something...... Wang Yang came to the front of the podium, the applause gradually stopped, he was about to speak into the microphone, a lonely abrupt laughter suddenly sounded somewhere in the audience, Wang Yang suddenly stopped, looked at the countless spectators in front of him, and said a little puzzledly: "Hi." For some reason, the Sylangor Theatre burst into a soft laugh, and most of the guests and fans looked interested.

Many media magazines have praised Magic Young as "the funniest best director in history", "the best director with the most humor", etc., not only because of "Juno" and "The Hangover", but also because in the interview shots, talk shows and on stage, he is witty and humorous, dares to play and speak, and has no seriousness and boredom of the old guys; ”

Now everyone chuckles, it is the magic Yang who has accumulated the joy of the day after tomorrow, and now whenever they see him standing on the stage, everyone's hilarious mood will unconsciously increase. Probably this is also the reason why the organizers invited him to present this award, and hope that he will have a talk show performance, regardless of the time, if he performs as always, then this is also one of the highlights of the June 5 ceremony video on the street.

"When I ......" Wang Yang just opened his lips, and someone in the audience interrupted his serious appearance with laughter: "Hahaha!"

Wang Yang impatiently wiped his hair with his right hand, propped himself up heavily on the podium, and gasped for breath with an exaggerated movement of his shoulder. Amid the chuckle of the audience, the live screen camera swept over the guests, the new actor Adrian Brody, the aging Harrison Ford smiled, and Zach, Bradley, Adam Sandler and other nominees also smiled at the stage.

"When I received an invitation call from the organizer that day......" When everyone's laughter stopped, Wang Yang was about to start talking about the talk show prepared two days ago, and suddenly there was a "hehe!" female laughter from the audience, he immediately frowned, and said very, very strangely: "What's the matter! Is my ass growing in front?"

"Hahaha——!" The audience in the Syrannomy Theater burst into laughter, as if the energy that had been accumulated for a long time burst out, and the decibel of laughter soared straight towards tonight's record. Wang Yang on the stage held the podium with both hands in confusion, looked at the front with his feet crossed, and continued to be puzzled: "Even if it is, you can't see it!" The laughter of the crowd continued to sound, and the people who smiled just now were already opening their mouths with joy.

"Even if you can see it, it's not funny. Before the laughter stopped, Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders, glanced at Zach and the others over there, and said: "When the whole world laughs when they see a butt, the comedians will be unemployed, which is really not funny." There was another chuckle, and several award nominees squeezed their eyebrows in a funny way, and Wang Yang said: "Or he won't be unemployed, fortunately! ”

The soft laughter maintained a certain decibels, but suddenly, the audience burst into laughter uncontrollably, only to hear Wang Yang say loudly without pause: "Who's Zach Galifeanakis?!fat ass!Who is Bradley Cooper!?cool ass!Who is Ed Helms!?Fat ass!"

"Aha!" The audience burst into laughter, and the decibel broke tonight's record by a big cut, and Wonder Young once again stole the show, with 26-year-old Sean William Scott and 22-year-old Justin Timberlake trying their best to make jokes, but not enough for a ass to make people laugh. THINKING OF THE JOKES OF "HANGOVER", MANY FANS HAVE ALREADY BURST INTO TEARS OF LAUGHTER, GASPING AND LAUGHING AND MUTTERING: "FAT-FREE-ASS ......"

"Who is Wang Yang!?" Wang Yang on the stage yelled into the microphone again, glared at the people below, and shouted: "That ass that shoots ass!"

Everyone who thought they had laughed to the limit suddenly went crazy and burst into laughter, whether it was guests or fans, many people leaned forward and backwards with laughter, and some people covered their mouths and had twitching stomachs...... This is a pun, "Shot" has the meaning of shooting, and also has the meaning of launching and impacting, that is, impacting the ass...... "Oh my......" Jessica laughed so that her shoulders kept shaking, seeing the scene camera damn swept over, she lowered her head a little shyly, covered her face with her right hand, and listened to the laughter of the audience just a little lighter again, she laughed in her heart: "He temporarily changed the draft, this guy!SO-MEAN!"

Robert Downey, Michelle Rodriguez and the ass trio next to him all clapped their hands and laughed, Kirsten Dunst and Kate Hudson over there couldn't help but laugh, the Beckhams had a funny smile on their faces, and Paris Hilton, who was sitting in the back row, stared angrily at the direction of the stage, that magical Jan was so hateful!

"But if you do see that person, then it means that you are not in the earth world. Looking at the smiling crowd below, Wang Yang smiled himself, calmed down the emotional atmosphere, and while thinking about what to say next, he said slowly along the train of thought: "Maybe you are in the science fiction world, pick a favorite one by yourself, and I personally recommend "District 9", then you are still in Los Angeles, you can sleep when you go home, maybe you are drunk." ”

The laughter of the Sylangor Theater became softer and softer, and the nerves of the guests and audience gradually calmed down, and they had a smile of interest, ready to laugh again, they didn't think that the magic of Yang would end there, but was it still the ass?

"You know, when I was a little kid, I actually saw people with butts in the front. Wang Yang said with a serious face, and sporadic laughter sounded in the audience, he looked at Jessica, who was smiling brightly not far away, nodded and said, "Yes." It was a very sunny day, and my mom took me, and Aunt Winnie from the neighborhood, and we went to the movies with a name ...... Big Hollywood movies. ”

On the big screen behind the stage, I saw Wang Yang raising his eyebrows slightly and widening his eyes, and said strangely: "Then on the screen, when I saw the heroine, I thought, 'HAT?'......" The audience of the guests who guessed what he was going to say had already burst out laughing, Wang Yang continued to wonder: "Mom! Why does her ass grow in front?" He pressed his chest falsely and said, "It's really strange to grow in this position?"

"Hahaha!" The Xuelan Theater burst into laughter again, although the decibels were not as high as the peak just now, they were still deafening, and the female stars who were teased laughed without anger, firstly, this was not naming names, and secondly, there was nothing to be annoyed about.

"So my mother was very embarrassed, she only kept smiling to reconcile the atmosphere, hahaha, hahaha......" Wang Yang pretended to fake a smile, looked at the chuckling crowd, spread his hands, imitated his mother's smile and sighed: "Hey! children are really, they don't understand anything...... Winnie, he's just a little kid, he's just a little kid. Suddenly, my mom pointed to my head......" He took a deep breath into the microphone.

Jessica's eyes were full of curiosity, he had prepared a completely different manuscript before, and she naturally hadn't heard the impromptu now, what did he want to say? The entire theater audience also knew that the laughter was coming, and they subconsciously opened their mouths wide to laugh.

"Son!" Wang Yang roared in a rough voice, pointed to the side of the podium, and asked loudly: "Your Aunt Winnie's ass is also growing in front!?can't you see it!?" The people who were ready still laughed loudly, Wang Yang pointed to his head and scolded viciously: "Don't you see!?ASS!ASS!ASS!ASS......"

Haha laughter continued to resound in the auditorium, Wang Yang exhaled helplessly, wowed again, wiped his forehead and said, "Everyone, I was scared, I was scared! I was so stunned, I said, 'Oh, I see, I see, Aunt Winnie's ass really grows in front.'" My mother was satisfied, but Aunt Winnie seemed a little dissatisfied. ”

"The biggest takeaway from this incident is that I finally understand that men and women are different. In the unstoppable chuckle below, Wang Yang couldn't help but smile and pretended to be serious, stretched out an index finger in each hand, and said to the microphone: "Human beings actually have two ASS, the man's here and here. He pointed to his head and behind him, and his laughter suddenly increased, and sure enough, he moved his fingers down and pointed to his chest, and said, "And women, here and here." ”

"Haha!" The Syrannois Theater resounded with an expected but still funny burst of laughter, followed by a thunderous applause that quickly became louder, and many celebrity guests and fans stood up and applauded, whistling and shouting! Seeing this rare "awe" all night, I'm afraid that Justin Timberlake and Sean William Scott are angry, how will they host next?

This is no longer an ordinary vulgar joke, it makes fun of the label characteristics of human beings, men think about their ass all day long, and they can also be said to become stupid idiots for the sake of their butts, while women with big breasts and beautiful breasts are often brainless and lack connotation, "Bimbo" in slang.

Listening to the laughter and applause of admiration around her, Jessica also stood up and applauded vigorously, looking at Wang Yang, who was also smiling on the stage in front of her, she had a proud smile on her face, and every ass was said by him...... So many tricks...... He's all ass-fucking, idiotic stuff in his head!

"And I also understand why a bathroom has to be divided into two sides. Wang Yang in front of the podium said again, and the laughter that did not stop was like an end, and the Shenanda Theater gradually returned to calm, but the smiling faces of the audience continued. Wang Yang saw that the time was almost up, and he couldn't think of a new tone about the ass for a while, so he smiled and said: "I can't say it anymore, besides, I'm about to receive a complaint from a women's organization, but everyone knows how much I like women!"

The crowd laughed and sent him a round of applause and cheering whistles, of course, no one would think in the direction of complaint, just humorous and funny ridicule, and the scene screen camera swept Jessica, she smiled and stretched out two fingers to make a V-gesture, as if to show off "I'm proud!", and seemed to say "two ASS" in approval. ”

When the auditorium slowly quieted down, Wang Yang pointed to the audience with his palm, and said seriously: "That's the way we can often see comedy, and comedians, their greatness is because they are full of ...... Whoa, whoa, enough of that word tonight. The audience, who thought they didn't have to laugh, suddenly chuckled again. Wang Yang pursed his lips and said with a smile: "They are full of comedy cells, and they dare to show off, so we have those schadenfreude laughter." ”

Amid the chuckles of the audience, he finally picked up the golden envelope with the results written on it, opened it and said, "The winner of the MTV Movie Award for Best Director is ......"

"Hahaha!" Wang Yang pursed his lips, looked at the audience in front of the stage, and said helplessly: "I once again protest that popcorn does not have a director award, and we are looking forward to this opportunity to appear!

"Wow!" The Syrannomy Theater suddenly burst into applause, shouts and chuckles, and the bearded Zach stood up with surprise on his face, hugged Bradley and Ed Helms next to him, and then hurried to the stage.

(To be continued)