Chapter 197 Don't take it off, it's not a man!
Tang Song angrily threw the thermos cup, the simulated lips in the thermos cup bounced out, and everyone's eyes fell to the ground with the simulated lips.
The atmosphere was awkward, so embarrassing that everyone didn't know how to breathe and where to put their hands and eyes.
"Have you thought of a new plan after looking at everything!" Tang Song roared angrily, and everyone hurriedly lowered their heads in contemplation.
"I'll be back in ten minutes, everyone must hand over a plan!" Tang Song put down his words, walked out of the office angrily, and went to the front desk to find the person who made the tea to settle the account.
The volcano was gone, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and they talked about whether someone was playing a prank behind Tang Song's anger, or whether he was annoyed and angry after being discovered by someone who had a quirk.
Ten meters away, the little sister at the front desk saw Tang Song who was full of anger, and rushed towards her like a rocket.
The little sister at the front desk is very weak-hearted, and her desire to survive makes her want to run away, after all, she leaked the secret of Tang and Song, although she only told one person, but one person passed on one person, and now even the cleaning aunt knows that Tang Song has lips in the thermos cup.
"Director Tang, I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk too much!" When Tang Song was still a meter away from her, the little sister at the front desk hurriedly bowed and apologized sincerely.
Tang Songqi's hair is about to catch on. "Don't bow to me, I can't afford it! I have a blood feud with you to make you do this to me, and now the whole company thinks that I am a big pervert!"
The little girl at the front desk was yelled at by Tang Song, and she was so frightened that she cried so much that she waved her hand to defend herself. "Director Tang, that ...... You asked me to brew that thing, I thought it was tea, it was your special hobby, you borrowed ten guts from me, I didn't dare to fix you. ”
"Heh, it's a hobby, it turns out that in your eyes, your boss and I are a pervert!"
"Tang Dao me...... I'm sorry...... Woowoowoo...... I really didn't mean to...... I'm just listening to you and making tea......"
Tang Song was even more annoyed when he heard the crying of the small front desk, he hated women crying and crying the most. "I'm so annoyed! Hold back my breath and don't cry wolf again!"
The small front desk immediately bit his lip to hold back his tears, his body shook and sobbed, and he no longer made a sound.
Tang Song was originally angry, first he touched a nose of ash at Gu Xiangwei's place, the time was tight and the pressure was high, and when he came back, he was hated again, and the fire in his nest was all ignited at once.
"It's really not you?"
The small front desk nodded. "It's really not me. ”
Tang Song also felt that no one in the company would do this to him, some people had this heart, but no one dared to have this courage, although he was short-tempered and harsh, but the benefits and bonuses he gave were still very generous, no one would get along with money, and he would be fired if he was caught.
Who could be so retarded and bored?
Tang Song suddenly thought of the text message sent to him by Xia Duo, the content of the text message seemed to be to give him a gift that drew a clear line, telling him not to go to her again, and to arch the gift when he wanted to arch the cabbage.
Kissing, high imitation lip model, right!
Damn Xia Duo!
I'm going to arch you!
Tang Song hurriedly returned to the conference room, and when everyone saw the Great Demon King coming back, they immediately armed themselves into a painstaking meditation, bowed their heads and scribbled on the notebook, praying in their hearts not to be the first to be named by Tang and Song.
Tang Song glanced at the ground and found that the lip model was gone, and when he came back, he wanted to use the model to find Xia Duo to settle accounts, and she would have nothing to say if she got the stolen goods.
"Where's the thing?" Tang Song asked the little assistant.
The little assistant was shocked. "What...... What's that?"
"The one I just threw at you!"
The little assistant hurriedly picked out the high imitation lips from the trash can and wiped them on his clothes before handing them to Tang Song. "I'm sorry Director Tang, this thing made you so angry, I thought you didn't want it, so I gave it to ......"
"Of course I don't want this thing, I want to break it into pieces and relieve my hatred!" Tang Song took Gao Fang's lips and squeezed them in the palm of his hand.
"I'll come back an hour later to check, at least three Ideas per person, two will pack up my things and get out!" Tang Song left cruel words again and walked out.
Everyone wondered: Is it an hour to break the lips of a model with 10,000 pieces of corpses?
Did Tang Song go to burn the model's lips, or to use the model's lips to soothe loneliness?
At this time, Xia Duo, who was eating spicy noodles and watching comedy on the sofa, was comfortable and comfortable, feeling that a good life was just like this, unaware that the volcano was erupting magma, and quickly approached her house.
"Damn!hahahaha...... It's so funny. Xia Duo chewed the oily spicy strips while laughing without any image.
"Bang bang bang—" A sharp knock on the door interrupted her barbell-like laughter.
Xia Duo thought that the takeaway she ordered had arrived, so she took a tissue to wipe off the chili oil on her fingers, and hurriedly opened the door.
"I'm going to give you a five-star review, you...... Uh......" The smile on Xia Duo's face stiffened. "What are you doing again, you...... Mmmm......mm
Damn!
Don't nibble!
Don't bite!
Bleeding!
Tang Song pressed Xia Duo to the door and gnawed wildly, not giving her any chance to resist and struggle, just gnawed!
It wasn't until the spicy taste in Xia Duo's mouth turned into a bloody smell that Tang Song let go of her mouth.
"Are you sick!What are you biting me for!?" Xia Duo covered his bleeding mouth and glared at Tang Song fiercely.
Tang Song kicked the door shut, locked the door, and rudely pulled Xia Duo and threw it on the sofa.
Xia Duo was thrown on the sofa, and although the elasticity of the sofa was good, it still hurt her ass.
Tsk, did this man suddenly go berserk, or did he suddenly go into heat?
First kissed her, then locked the door, and threw her on the couch...... Belch...... The next step isn't going to be pounced, is it?
Xia Duo thought of this, and felt worried, how could she be so nervous, the first time she was pounced on by a man, he looked so big, would he break her two ribs if he pounced on her?
Should you explicitly refuse, or should you follow your heart's desire to refuse and welcome?
Listen to your heart!
After all, Tang Song is her male god!
It's worth it to sleep once and break two ribs!
Xia Duo held her cheek with one hand, her legs together and slightly bent, in a sexy pose, like a rose waiting to be picked, and closed her eyes shyly.
She almost bit her lip and hooked her fingers, so that Tang Song pounced.
Xia Duo waited for a few minutes like a young girl in spring, but she couldn't wait for the sharp pain in her ribs, and when she opened her eyes, Tang Song sat opposite her like a monkey, looking at her playfully and sadly.
The disgusted eyes clearly said: Tut-tut, I'm not sexually interested in you!
Xia Duo gritted her back molars and sat up awkwardly from the sofa, wanting to pounce and strangle Tang Song.
This elm man!
This man who knows how to behave!
This man who doesn't play by the routine!
TMD! Blind old lady's sexy pose!
Tang Song was in a much better mood, and deliberately squinted and asked Xia Duo. "Were you expecting something?"
Xia Duopi didn't smile. "I'm looking forward to you getting out of here!"
"I don't look like I'm expecting me to go, I'm more like expecting me not to go. ”
"Hahaha...... Foolish dreams!"
Tang Song laughed. "I received your gift. ”
Xia Duo smiled. "How's it going, is it still smooth to arch?"
"It's not good, I still like really, I like to have temperature, this is not an arch or a mouthful, I will arch you. ”
Xia Duo's molars were about to crush. "Director Tang, please go out and turn left, and walk slowly without sending thanks. ”
Tang Song took out a model of his lips from his pocket and threw it on the coffee table. "You know, this thing has caused a psychological shadow on me, and you are responsible for me. ”
Xia Duo hehe, rolled his eyes widely, he is responsible again, this guy is addicted to being a hooligan in the name of being responsible!
"May I ask Director Tang, how do you want me to be responsible? Why don't you give me one too, how about causing me a psychological shadow?"
Tang Song said, "It's a pity that I don't have this kind of bad taste, what I want to be responsible for is very simple, your two lips only." ”
Xia Duo had the urge to go to the kitchen to get a knife, cut off his lips and throw them on Tang Song's face. "Simple, you want one of my five senses, simple your uncle!"
Tang Song frowned, looking like an elder. "The girl's family should speak softly, and always talk about what is in the groove, your uncle and the like, it is too uncivilized, and I am careful not to marry a leftover girl. ”
Xia Duo was angry, got up from the sofa suddenly, pointed at Tang Song's nose and scolded. "You don't have to worry about eating radishes with less salt, the old lady has nothing to do with you if she marries or not, if you dare to kiss me again, I will find the media to expose you, and see how you can still be a director!"
Tang Song shrugged his shoulders, his face full of indifference. "Go ahead, when the time comes, I'll say that you want to be the number one female and want to go crazy, deliberately seduce me, let me uncover the rules of you, do you say they believe you, or believe me?"
"You...... It's so shameless, it's ...... in vain that I still treat you as a dream lover/lewd for so many years, it's too lame!
Xia Duo couldn't help but didn't say the next words, feeling sorry for the brain cells that he had wasted in the past few years to make up for the perfect Tang and Song dynasties, and he had been a stinky hooligan for a few years, and he had blinded thousands of brain cells.
Tang Song heard the clue and asked, "What are you in vain?
"Vomit—disgusting!" Xia Duo deliberately vomited loudly, looking disgusted to death.
Tang Song laughed. "Don't pretend, I know you like me. ”
"I like your uncle!"
"My uncle is almost ninety years old, you are too heavy-hearted. ”
"Please hold your head and shrink your legs into balls for the old lady to get out!"
"Tell me to get out and say that, obviously you like me, and you still don't admit it, tsk, woman, duplicitous animal!"
"You're an animal! an animal with a lower body, no...... You don't have a lower body!" When kissing, he can only gnaw and arch, and his hands will not hug and touch people, what kind of man is it!
Tang Song's face darkened, and his man's dignity was questioned. "What does it mean to not have a lower body?"
Is it a joke that he is a eunuch!
A mocking smile rose at the corner of Xia Duo's mouth. "Above the thighs, below the navel, empty. ”
Tang Song was enraged, untied his belt angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "I'll let you see, whether Lao Tzu is empty or not!"
Xia Duo put his hands around his chest, staring at Tang Song's crotch without the slightest shyness, and when he saw Tang Song's hand grabbing the waistband of his trousers, he obviously hesitated, smiled and raised his head provocatively, "Take it off, it's not a man if you don't take it off!"