Chapter 38: The World Cup
When the potatoes came in to serve tea, the 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room were collectively petrified.
Hold the grass.
How so?
Isn't Tudou a supergod in the online literature industry?
Why did he come to serve tea?
At this moment, it is not only the 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room who are petrified, but also the gods from all walks of life who come to participate in the tea party.
To be honest, not all of these people really admired Tang Beiming, so they came to the tea party.
Many people come with the purpose of watching a good show.
You Tang Beiming is too strong in the online literature world, and you will seal and kill the king of the world with a word.
And many people here have similar status to the king's landing.
Even a lot, the status is not as good as the king's domination?
If one day, Tang Beiming sees that he is not pleasing to the eye, then he doesn't want to seal and kill himself, so he will seal and kill himself.
That's why they came over to see with their own eyes that Tang Beiming couldn't seal and kill potatoes.
As a result, now, the potatoes came to serve tea as respect, and everyone was petrified on the spot.
Tang Beiming took the cup of tea and took a sip.
"I'm out of business, cut off your financial route, can you take it?"
"I serve. ”
"I sealed and killed the king of the world, and ordered you to refuse to sign him, do you accept it?"
"I serve. ”
"I'll hold a tea party, let you come to serve tea, and call me respectful, do you accept it?"
"I take it, I take it, I take it heart. ”
Every time Tang Beiming said a word, the potato said a word, I will obey.
In the end, he even said four words of convincing.
As soon as these four words came out, all the great gods now have their hearts like ashes.
At this moment, everyone knew that Tang Beiming was a unified online literary world, and no one was his opponent.
"Ding-dong. ”
"Congratulations to the host, 300 million viewers in the live broadcast room of the face slap, and 1 million pretending to be worth 1 million. ”
"Congratulations to the host, slap the potato in the face, and get a million pretends. ”
"Congratulations to the host, slap all the online gods in the face, and get a pretending value of one million. ”
"Now, the final assembly is worth 6.5 million. ”
……
The online tea party ended, and Tang Beiming was also a little tired.
He has been resting at home for the past few days.
It just so happened that the World Cup started during this time.
Watching the World Cup, Tang Beiming is most unhappy, that is, there is no Chinese team.
In the past few years in China, football has really been played, and Tang Beiming can't wait to kick them in the face.
Live broadcast, this match, is Argentina vs. France.
Well?
How did the camera switch from the playing field to the audience, and what happened?
Tang Beiming looked carefully and saw that it turned out to be an Argentine reporter and a Chinese reporter who were vying for a position, and they both wanted to take the most perfect photos in that place.
In the end, the Argentine reporter slapped the Chinese reporter in the face and said a foreign word.
Tang Beiming understood this sentence.
"You Huaxia, you haven't even come to the football team, why are you coming?"
Subsequently, a security guard arrived at the scene, and the Chinese reporter who was beaten was taken away by the security guard for disrupting order.
"There is no football in China. ”
After the reporter saw that the Huaxia reporter was taken away, he didn't forget to take a sip and say these five words.
When he saw these five words, Tang Beiming's eyes suddenly burst into flames.
"System, help me change my life, I want to become the king of the ball. ”
"Okay host, this modification requires three million loading pressures, do you want to confirm it?"
"Confirmed. ”
"The modification has been completed, and the remaining value is 3.5 million. ”
After modifying his football skills, Tang Beiming called Li Tianshui and asked him to charter a private jet, and he wanted to go to Russia as soon as possible.
"Private jet, last time because of the private jet, I almost went to Yan Kyoto and was late, it seems that I have time, I want to go and take a look, and buy a private jet myself." ”
An hour later, Li Tianshui called, and the plane had been arranged and was ready to leave.
……
Private jets, all the way to Russian airspace, to the sky above the World Cup venue.
At the moment, there are two teams playing a game.
"Open the door. ”
Tang Beiming gave the order and stood up.
"What are you going to do, master?"
"Skydive, master, it's dangerous. ”
"Li Tianshui, you talk a lot of nonsense now. ”
Li Tianshui shut up and didn't say anything, he had followed Tang Beiming for the longest time and knew him best.
If he said it again, he might be thrown down by Tang Beiming.
The plane door opened, Tang Beiming put on his skydiving bag and jumped.
When he was not far from the ground, Tang Beiming opened the umbrella.
landed smoothly, and the football was right next to Tang Beiming.
Boom!
He had a shot and the ball went in.
Tang Beiming's kick made the audience stunned.
Because, the place where he is standing is the half court on the Mexican side.
And his kick was aimed at the goal of the German team, which is known for its defense.
Germany, the champion of the last World Cup, is known as the German chariot.
A football game with eleven players.
In general, there are strikers, there are central defenders, there are defenders, there is a goalkeeper.
But for Germany, he has eleven goalkeepers.
That's right.
All the players in Germany are goalkeepers.
There are very few teams that can score in the German goal.
Not to mention, it was like Tang Beiming, who shot a few hundred meters away from the goal, and then the ball went in.
Tang Beiming's kick shocked the audience.
At this time, the referee had already arrived beside Tang Beiming.
"Sir, please leave, we are hosting the World Cup. ”
"Let that dog reporter who insulted Huaxia come over to me. ”
Tang Beiming had no intention of leaving.
"Sir, I don't understand what you're saying, we're playing, please leave, otherwise, we're going to take coercive action against you. ”
"If you are paralyzed, will Lao Tzu still rape you?"
Tang Beiming slapped the referee and knocked the referee away.
Subsequently, dozens of heavily armed on-site security guards rushed in.
Tang Beiming sneered at this, and directly grabbed a gun and put it on the man's head.
"Lao Tzu said, let the dog reporter who insulted Huaxia come out for me. ”
was threatened by Tang Beiming, and the World Cup organizers finally realized the seriousness of the matter and hurriedly sent someone to investigate the matter.
Then, the previous thing that there was no football in China was turned over.
The president of the World Football Confederation came to Tang Beiming.
"Sir, can we put down our guns and have a good talk. ”
"Yes. ”
Tang Beiming had no fear and threw the gun away.
Almost at the moment when Tang Beiming lost his gun, one of them fired.
And Tang Beiming also took a light step at the moment when he lost the gun.
While dodging the man's bullet, he also grabbed another gun.
Bang!
Two gunshots.
A gunshot rang out, and the person who shot Tang Beiming just now was directly killed.
Another gunshot rang out into the audience.
When everyone looked, they saw a reporter who was shot in the head and killed.
And this person is the reporter who said before that there is no football in China.