Chapter 024: Bai Feng'er Farts
I looked at the time and found that it took more than an hour to learn prophecy.
Zhang Jin packed up and went out to purchase the equipment that Bai Fenger and the fairy needed to be online anchors.
At about twelve o'clock in the afternoon, Zhang Jin came back after purchasing and found that Bai Feng'er and the fairy had returned.
"Why did you come back so early?" he asked, surprised.
He thought that Bai Feng'er and the fairy would not come back until at least five o'clock in the afternoon.
Bai Feng'er said: "Go out after lunch." ”
Zhang Jin was speechless for a while, in order to eat the food he cooked at noon, he could still pause shopping, so he rushed back and forth, wouldn't it be a waste of time? At least two hours would be wasted.
"Okay. You guys go to the kitchen to get ready, and I'll do it later. He said, continuing to move the computer equipment.
Bai Feng'er and the fairy didn't refuse, and went to the kitchen to make preparations.
At one o'clock, after lunch, Bai Feng'er immediately pulled the fairy out to continue shopping.
However, Zhang Jin didn't want them to go out, and wanted them to help install computers and set up the live webcast room.
"Bai Feng'er, don't go shopping today, let's go another day. He stopped Bai Feng'er and said.
Bai Feng'er glanced at Zhang Jin: "You can't care!"
"Hehe, is it?" Zhang Jin showed an unfathomable smile, "I'm just good for you, because you'll fart when you go out." How embarrassing it is for a beautiful woman to walk on the street or in a shopping mall, farting from time to time. ”
"You're just farting!" Bai Feng'er couldn't laugh or cry.
She was not stupid, she probably guessed Zhang Jin's intention to want her to stay in the villa to help install the computer and set up the live broadcast room.
It's just that even a three-year-old child can't bluff a three-year-old child if he farts when shopping.
Zhang Jin retracted his smile and launched the prophecy technique, and said in a certain rhythmic tone: "Bai Feng'er, you are about to fart." ”
As soon as the words fell, a series of fart sounds came from Bai Feng'er's seductive buttocks.
"Ahh
Zhang Jin took the prophecy technique and showed a mischievous smug smile.
He felt it carefully and found that the accumulated causal points had consumed about a tenth.
To activate the prophecy technique, you need to consume cause and effect points, and the more the prophesied event interferes with reality, the more cause and effect points will be consumed. If the cause and effect points are insufficient, the prophecy will fail, and the caster will be devoured.
The sources of causal points are complex and are mainly divided into direct causation, active causality, indirect causality, and universal causation.
Direct cause and effect refers to the direct relationship between the giver and the event or the person being prophesied.
Active causality refers to the strength of the giver itself.
Indirect causation refers to the indirect relationship between the giver and the person who is being prophesied about the event.
For example, if the sender A and the prophesied person B do not know each other and have no dealings, but both the sender A and B are directly related to the third party C, then there is indirect cause and effect between A and B.
Universal cause and effect refers to any cause and effect that the giver has with sentient beings.
Different causes and effects have different levels of support for prophecy, with direct cause and effect being the most efficient, followed by active cause and effect, and finally indirect cause and effect.
However, when a powerful prophet initiates a prophetic technique, the greatest support for cause and effect is active cause and effect and universal cause and effect.
A person is strong enough that even without prophecy, his words and thoughts can affect the surroundings.
It's like a world boxing champion threatening an ordinary person in person, and that ordinary person will be scared on the spot and scared.
Although universal cause and effect is the least efficient in supporting prophecy, the accumulation of universal cause and effect is the largest, and with a large amount of universal cause and effect, it can be transformed into a huge support effect.
For example, a high-powered mayor who is disgusted with an ordinary person, so he doesn't need to speak up in person, naturally someone will clean up that ordinary person in order to pat himself on the back. The mayor is concerned with all aspects of the city, and the general cause and effect he has accumulated is very large.
Seven or eight minutes later, Bai Feng'er came out of the room, her pretty face still had a trace of shame and anger, and her eyes looking at Zhang Jin were both angry and jealous.
A big beauty let go of her fart in public, which can make people so ashamed that they want to commit suicide.
"Zhang Jin, what did you do to me?" she asked sharply.
Zhang Jin looked innocent: "I didn't do anything to you." Can I still control whether you fart or not?"
Hearing the word "fart", Bai Feng'er's pretty face blushed again.
Zhang Jin pretended not to see it, and continued: "When I was eating just now, I found that you ate too much of a certain dish, and you are easy to fart. I'm kind enough to remind you. Don't bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!"
"Fuck off, why didn't you say it earlier when you were eating!" Bai Feng'er said angrily.
She chose to believe Zhang Jin's explanation, although intuitively she thought it was Zhang Jin's ghost.
"You ate so happily at that time, how could I bear to blow your appetite?" Zhang Jin smiled, "Could it be that when you eat, I remind you in person, don't eat too much, you will have a lot of stool." ”
Vomit~~~
Bai Feng'er couldn't help but turn around and let out a retching sound, and scolded: "Zhang Jin, can you stop being so disgusting?!"
"I can't go out shopping for a while, so let's go another day. Zhang Jin smiled, "It just so happens that I need you to help me install the computer and arrange the live broadcast room, which is also your job, and you are not allowed to shirk it." ”
"You must have done it on purpose!" Bai Feng'er said unhappily, but did not shirk Zhang Jin's arrangement of her work.
It took an afternoon for the two live broadcast rooms to be set up, and Zhang Jin put them into two empty rooms on the third floor of the villa.
Young female tenants with a score of eighty-five are too rare, and Zhang Jinzhen is not confident that they will be fully rented.
For a period of time, online leasing has been always, and some people have called to inquire, but none of them are eligible, not to mention 90 female tenants, not even 85 points.
Therefore, Zhang Jin estimates that it would be very good to be able to hire two or three more female tenants to move in.
"Brother Jin, I can't sing and dance, what should I do?" said the fairy sadly.
Zhang Jin saw the fairy, thought for a moment, and said, "I won't go to school." You don't need to learn how to sing, you mainly learn to dance. ”
Although the fairy's comprehensive score is not as good as Bai Feng'er's, her figure is hotter than Bai Feng'er's, and her towering big breasts are E cups, even if she is dressed tightly, she still has a huge impact on men's vision. If you dance, how many otaku sitting in front of the computer can stand it?
In addition, the fairy is a cat with excellent body flexibility and balance, which is perfect for dancing.
"Bai Feng'er focuses on singing, and you focus on dancing. Zhang Jin decided.
are all network anchors signed by him, and they don't all need to sing to dilute each other's popularity.
Of course, at this time, he was not very relieved to let the fairy go outside to sign up to learn to dance. He decided to let the fairy learn to dance by watching the online video first.
So, he turned on the computer in the fairy's live broadcast room, searched for some dance videos on the Internet, and asked the fairy to learn from him on the spot.
As a result, Zhang Jin was very satisfied, and the fairy had a strong talent for dancing and imitation.
"Well, that's it!" he cried out clapping his hands with joy.
Bai Feng'er immediately poured cold water and said, "It's far away!"
"I think the fairy dances beautifully. Zhang Jin was puzzled.
Bai Feng'er said: "The fairy's dancing talent is excellent, but she has no dancing skills at all, and many movements can't dance that charm at all." The layman looked okay, but the insider looked at it and shook his head directly. ”
"You're an insider?"
"Of course it is!" Bai Feng'er raised her pretty face, full of arrogance.
At the end, she said, "I can help you train fairy dance skills, but not for free." For the sake of me and the fairy being good friends, I'll charge you 10,000 yuan. Pay first!"
As she spoke, she stretched out her white jade hand to Xu Tian.
In the past, she regarded money as dung, but now she has fallen into the eyes of money.
Zhang Jiner didn't say a word, took out his mobile phone and transferred 10,000 yuan to Bai Feng'er.
Bai Feng'er also took out her mobile phone and confirmed that she had received 10,000 yuan, and her beautiful face couldn't help but show a happy smile, and a pair of Danfeng eyes were crooked.
It's such a wonderful feeling to make money into your account!