Liu Xiaomei was sitting in the living room watching TV, Zhang was afraid to come over from the corridor, sat on the side and asked, "What are you watching?"

Liu Xiaomei replied: "Advertisement." Then asked, "What did my dad say?"

"Say it's for me to take care of my time. Zhang Wei replied.

Liu Xiaomei explained: "You don't have to care too much, my dad said that the arrangement of time, in fact, is very subjective, not that you must learn to struggle, he means pay attention not to waste time, such as playing mahjong, if it is with friends, we haven't seen each other for a long time, while playing cards and chatting, it is not a waste of time, it is to make full use of the time to do what you like to do, but also to contact friends; ”

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Your dad is so cool." ”

"It's pretty cool. Liu Xiaomei said: "My dad used to tell me that the important thing is not what you are doing, what is important is what the purpose of what you do this. He paused and said, "My mother asked me to ask you, do you want to stay here?"

Zhang was afraid to reply: "Didn't you say it, it's inconvenient?"

Liu Xiaomei glanced at him, suddenly lay on her side on the sofa, and stretched out her feet: "Help me rub my feet." ”

Zhang was afraid to cough: "Isn't this and this taking advantage of you again?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hands.

"What do you want?" Liu Xiaomei quickly retracted her feet and asked, "Is there any Lin Lan looking good?"

Zhang was afraid that only then did he know why Liu Xiaomei stretched out her feet, and said with a wry smile: "Do you want to remember it for so long?"

Liu Xiaomei puffed out her mouth and stared, paused for a while and said, "You still haven't answered me, is her feet good-looking?"

"Yours are good-looking, yours is very good-looking, white and tender, as beautiful as a pig's trotters. Zhang said fearfully.

"Your pig's trotters are white?" Liu Xiaomei said as she sat up.

"Cooked is white. Zhang Wei replied.

Liu Xiaomei snorted and returned to the topic just now: "Really don't you want to move over?"

"How do you move?" Zhang was afraid to say: "I'm a big man, I want nothing to live in my mother-in-law's house, don't say what you and your family think of me, just say that I have a lot of psychological pressure." ”

"That's right. Liu Xiaomei said: "My mother also said that if you live here, her car will be driven for you to make it easier to commute to work." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Thank you mother-in-law for your kindness, but I don't know how to drive at all." ”

Liu Xiaomei looked at him: "You can't drive?

Zhang was afraid to say: "If you are not careful, you won't, it is not intentional." ”

"No, no, I won't live here anyway. Liu Xiaomei asked, "Will you go back tonight?"

"If you don't go back, where will you stay?" asked Zhang.

"There are so many rooms on the second floor, where can't you live?" Liu Xiaomei said: "If you don't go back, let's go buy gifts for Ye Zi tomorrow morning." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Let's go back and come back in the morning." ”

"I'm running around on my bike and sweating, and I just wanted you to take a shower at my house. Liu Xiaomei said.

Zhang was afraid and said, "I'll take the bus tomorrow." Saying that, he asked: "Ye Zi has a birthday, so you don't have to dress very formally, right?"

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "It doesn't matter what you wear, tomorrow will be full of beautiful women and beautiful children." ”

Her dance class is equivalent to an aristocratic class, and the parents who are willing to spend this money are definitely not short of money, and they are all in their prime, so of course they must dress up carefully to attend the banquet.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said, "I'm still not going." ”

"What are you afraid of, you go and talk to me, if you don't go, others will talk to me, but I don't know what to say. Liu Xiaomei said: "Okay, this matter is settled, now let's talk about business." ”

"What's the matter?" Zhang Wei asked.

"The main thing is, why are you upset? Why don't you make an online drama?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "I don't want to lie to you, anyway, some things are a little depressing, but it's all over, the moment you danced for me, all the unhappiness is gone, and now I only have happiness and happiness." ”

Liu Xiaomei thought about it and said, "Okay, count you as fooled." He looked at the time and said, "If you don't stay, go home quickly, it's too late." ”

Zhang was afraid that he was also looking at the time, and got up and said, "Then I'll go." ”

Liu Xiaomei got down to the ground and hugged him gently: "Go, send you down." ”

After saying goodbye to Liu Xiaomei's parents and leaving, Liu's mother said, "Come when you are free, and say what you want to eat." ”

Zhang was afraid to say that he knew, and turned around and went downstairs.

Last time I was here, I can go back and rest with Xinyuan. Not now, I have to pedal the bicycle for a long time to go back to happiness.

On the way, he received a call from Long Xiaole, saying that he couldn't hold it back, and shouted that Zhang was afraid of drinking.

Zhang was afraid and said: "I can't drink, I drank a little drunk driving." ”

Long Xiaole said: "I'll pay you to find a substitute driver." ”

Zhang was afraid and curious: "There is also a substitute driver for bicycles?"

"Shall I kill you? Come and drink with me. Long Xiaole shouted.

Zhang Wei smiled and asked, "Is it more comfortable to shout like this?"

Long Xiaole thought for a moment and replied, "It's a little." ”

"Then you just keep shouting, scold me a few more words, and when you're in a good mood, I don't have to go over. Zhang said fearfully.

"What nonsense, if you are called, you will come, is it a man?" Long Xiaole said.

Zhang Wei smiled: "Or is it your A, B, and C?"

"What ABC?" Long Xiaole asked rhetorically.

"It's about your friend having sex with another friend's woman. Zhang was afraid to say: "You are really a pig's brain." ”

Long Xiaole said: "Of course it's this, you don't know, that guy looks for me almost every day, and shows affection to me, I'm ...... Especially today, the woman actually said that she only has him in her heart, and she wants to be good to him for the rest of her life, I am really grassy!"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Sue your friend." ”

"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back...... Come, explain to me what this means, and if that's right, I'll tell my friend. Long Xiaole said.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Can you laugh at me in a different way? Although I am a very unqualified and uninterested Internet writer, I am a writer, do you really want to ask me this question?"

"Sarui, Sarui, forget about this stubble. Long Xiaole said: "Come and sit with me for a while, I'm going to be driven crazy, people, you should have no heart and lungs, you and sleep...... What do you think of my friend? My friend's wife, he sleeps too. ”

Zhang Wei sighed: "Where is it? Let's talk about it first, I won't go after more than twenty minutes." ”

Long Xiaole asked, "Where are you?" ”

Zhang was afraid of helplessness and asked, "Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry. ”

"Then find a place with peanuts and edamame......"

"Don't peanut edamame, let's go on guitar. Long Xiaole asked, "It's not far, right?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "First of all, you have to tell me where the guitar is clear." ”

Long Xiaole said the names of the two buildings, and Zhang was afraid to calculate it and said, "Wait for me, I'll arrive." ”

It's Saturday night, and entertainment is booming. Zhang was afraid to rush to the place, and when he stopped, he was honked, and when he looked back, a big red horse stopped at the intersection.

Riding a bicycle is definitely slower than driving, and Zhang is afraid that he will stop again, maybe he will block the way?

Zhang was afraid that he would be too lazy to make trouble, so he looked back and rode his bicycle in the other direction to let the car pass first.

The driver was a handsome young man, and when he drove past Zhang Wei, he gave him a middle finger, and his mouth was saying SB.

Zhang Wei sighed lightly, my temper is getting better and better. When I rode to the door of the bar and wanted to lock the car, a security guard came over and said that they wouldn't allow parking here.

Zhang was very depressed, and pointed to a long car and asked, "These are not cars?"

The security guard's tone was very angry: "You can't park your bike." ”

Zhang is afraid that he wants to laugh very much, you are a little broken security guard, and you think you are amazing when you put on a skin?

In this world, there are always some people who can't recognize their identity. Zhang was afraid to suppress his temper and asked, "Where can I park my bicycle?"

"Later, we can't do it here. The security guard replied.

Zhang was afraid to ask again: "Where is the back?"

"You're stupid, ride backwards at that intersection just now. The security guard walked away.

Zhang was afraid of laughing, what a good man.

The cart came out and looked ahead, out of the bar, parked the bicycle in front of the storefront, and walked back.

The guitar bar is not too big, it can put more than 20 tables, Long Xiaole sat at a table on the side of the stage, and drank alone.

Zhang Wei sat opposite: "How to drink?"

Long Xiaole glanced at him: "Thank you." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "It's scary for you to talk like this. ”

"Thank you so much, I really can't find anyone to talk about this except you, and I can't find anyone to drink with me, thank you. ”

Zhang Wei replied: "Okay, thank you again." "Grab a beer and start a drink.

Long Xiaole asked, "What to eat?"

Zhang Wei pointed to the pistachio and fruit bowl on the table and said, "That's fine." ”

Long Xiaole said: "Don't pretend to be fake with me, just order it if you want to." ”

Zhang Wei said: "I just finished eating at my mother-in-law's house, my stomach is full, I can drink some wine with you." ”

Long Xiaole was a little surprised: "Are you married?"

"No, I thought I had found a girlfriend, and going to her house was going to my mother-in-law's house. Zhang Wei replied.

Long Xiaole smiled: "That's okay, you're quite thoughtful." Then he asked, "Is the woman good?"

"Very nice, the best woman in the world. Zhang Wei replied.

Long Xiaole smiled: "You have to pay attention, the current people are ......" took a sip of wine and said: "Don't talk about women, let's talk about men first, how many of them are married and don't eat outside?

Zhang Wei said: "It's better not to ask me such vulgar questions, I have a specialization in the art industry, and I am better at physiological and hygiene knowledge." ”

"You're a scoundrel. Long Xiaole laughed again: "Do you say it's good to do this? Don't tell my friend, wait for the next time the two of them open a room, find an opportunity for a friend to rush over and break the adultery on the spot, what do you say?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "You are going to use a trick." ”