Xu Youbing seemed to have discovered a new continent and hung this chimpanzee-like stupid big man again, and a satisfied smile finally leaked out of his eyes:

Damn, this guy is a genius, a talent! I was almost ignored by myself just now.

As if he had found a heavy treasure, Xu Youbing walked in front of the gorilla, looking up and down at this kid as if a pervert was looking at a stunning beauty.

'Bang', the big black man let go and put down the butt of the car that he had been carrying, making the warrior shake in place, he stared at Xu Youbing and exhaled fiercely:

"Captain, take me with you, or don't you leave?"

"Okay, boy, there are two hits, but this is the fate that dares to threaten me!" 'snap' kick, Xu Youbing suddenly kicked out, not wanting to be kicked on the ass by Xu Youbing in a completely unexpected situation when the chimpanzee was completely unexpected, and he fell into a dog and ate shit.

"If you are numb, don't let Lao Tzu get up and get into the car, this foot will be given to you, and I will give you thirty kilometers to be exempted!"

"Oh yes, thank you, captain!" A chimpanzee jumped up on the spot, put his feet together, immediately stood upright, stretched out his hand and saluted Xu Youbing regularly, turned around and opened the co-pilot's door, and said again: "Captain, you sit, I'll open it!"

Xu Youbing got into the car with a smile, and he didn't expect this gorilla to be quite sensible. The car finally roared again and sprinted forward......

Chatting all the way, Xu Youbing learned that the big man with a black face is really surnamed Hei, but he is not called an orangutan, but Hesse. This kid grew up with his grandfather in the old forest of Mengchuan since he was a child, and learned good skills. It's easy to catch a mouse and a tanuki or something. The Guwu hard qigong is even more superb, and their family originally rebelled against it, and it turned out to be the descendant of Hei Changshan, the hero of the Chinese country's anti-Japanese war. However, Hei Changshan unfortunately died when he was fighting the devils of the island country, so he and his grandfather were left in the family.

Sixteen-year-old Hesse met a nest of black blind men with his grandfather in the old woods. These are two big adult bears and three small bears. At that time, the grandfather protected Hesse behind him, shouted loudly for this guy to go up the tree quickly, and rushed up to meet the bear. And how can Hesse watch his grandfather suffer, his grandfather is over eighty years old, and his body bones are not as neat as they were back then. At that time, Hesse was already out of the tiger's back, and he roared behind him and rushed up with a firewood knife:

"Brothers in battle, father and son soldiers in battle! Grandpa, isn't it just a five-headed hairy cub, watch the sunspot cut him!"

Dodging and moving, the eighteen kinds of martial arts were exhausted, and Hesse himself hacked to death a big male bear and three small dog bears. But when she turned around, she saw that her cub was killed, and her furious beastly nature was completely stimulated, and she slapped Grandpa Black directly on the head, knocking off half of Grandpa Black's skull on the spot.

Seeing that his grandfather was killed by the blind bear, this kid let out a terrible scream and rushed towards the bear like crazy. didn't dodge or hide at all, the firewood knife in his hand was rounded by him at the moment, like a 10,000-ton sledgehammer, and he slashed at the blind bear with no head and face, and the cut was splashed with blood, like a flying locust. It wasn't until this guy was tired of cutting that he let go, and at this moment he looked at the one in front of him who was still a crazy bear, who was simply chopped into a mess of mud and became a bear trap, and he who got it home and added some oil, salt, sauce and vinegar can be used as dumpling filling.

Hesse only turned his head at this moment and picked up his grandfather, who was lying on the ground and had completely lost his breath, took off his tiger skin vest and wrapped his grandfather's head, and carried his grandfather home. After burying his grandfather, he really went back and scooped the black bear back in a basin, wrapped it into dumplings, and put it in front of his grandfather's spirit card, and cried for a long time guarding his grandfather's tomb.

The old forest is in the depths of Taihang Mountain, with a total of more than a dozen families. The respected black grandfather died like this, which made everyone sad for a while. An uncle organized someone to move the five black bears back, get them outside for some money, and give them to this kid. Seriously patted Hesse's shoulder and persuaded:

"Your grandfather is over eighty years old, and he has been hunting all his life, and now he can leave while hunting, and it is also the best destination. Our hunters don't have anything else, just the ability to hunt. Your father originally relied on this ability to follow the official army, or you should go out to find him. Your father's name is Hei Changshan, I heard that he is still a big official! Go, go find your father, and let him come back to pay tribute to the old man!

Tell you, if you want to find your father to go outside, you have to find the official yamen, as long as you enter the yamen, it is easy to say, I can't find you for the time being, I will go to the army, I heard that your father is the leader of the army, he can be powerful outside, and the people he can bring can have thousands of numbers, which is a thousand commanders in the Ming Dynasty! Now I am afraid that he is already a thousand commanders!"

Hesse wiped away his tears, took dry food the next day, and went out, walking for three days and four nights before he walked out of the mountain, carrying in his pocket the red-haired ticket that the bear blind man had exchanged, and he didn't spend any money along the way. It's no wonder that there aren't many people along the way, and it doesn't cost money to meet a small town hundreds of miles away to beg for saliva and a steamed bun to eat. It's really not good, shoot a few small mountain rabbits with bows and arrows on the spot, roast and eat, and replenish your physical strength.

But now that he has stepped into the busy metropolis, Hesse was dumbfounded, and the things in Dashan Middle School were not enough at all, so he knew that those two words were still traditional. In this way, after wandering in today's society for three days, the dry food he brought with him was eaten up, and this kid pinched a thick pile of hair and entered a big hotel. After entering, I didn't know the words on the menu, and at seven or eight o'clock, the waiter looked at this guy wearing a real tiger skin jacket and thought that this was a rich second generation pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so he didn't dare to provoke him and directly recommended two dishes and a soup for him.

After coming up, a black and prickly guy was like a soft black poop, this girl had never seen what the scallion roasted sea cucumber looked like, and slapped the table and yelled. The waiter hurriedly walked up with the second bird's nest and the third braised elephant. The bird's nest was drunk into the stomach by this guy, the bird's nest in the cup is not as big as his garlic bowl, this mouthful of belly is not enough to stuff the teeth, and the bird's nest eats a few bites of elephant pulling, which tastes really good, and the waiter who sees it is staring. I've never seen this kind of real tyrant, this is simply taking 3,81 cups of bird's nest as mouthwash to drink.

I don't want this kid to feel that although the amount of bird's nest is small, the smooth and greasy taste is not bad, so I directly greeted a few more cups. This is terrible, he originally had five black blind men on him in exchange for 30,000 yuan, and Hulala let him drink all the noodles before he was full. In the end, there was one thousand and eight sea cucumbers, and there was a braised elephant pull, and one hundred and twenty thousand three were not paid. If you don't have the money to pay the bill after eating, people won't let you go, but fortunately it's a star-rated hotel, and people don't call the police directly and don't beat people. Because he didn't dare to do anything with this kid at all, more than a dozen security guards surrounded him as a bully meal, but this guy was finally angry, and slapped on the jade tabletop, and the natural jade tabletop was suddenly slapped by him with five slap prints, and when he raised his hand, the desktop was still smoking, and it was already broken into a mess!

Obediently, dare to love is still a practitioner!