Chapter 1 Zombies Don't Bite Me

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It's the end of the world.

Zombies have exploded.

Outside there are zombies that bite people when they see them.

Chen Mo hadn't eaten for two days, and was groggy lying on his bed.

In a daze, I saw that there was suddenly a woman on the windowsill.

A beprising woman dressed in national style sat on the windowsill with a bottle of cool crooked in her arms, and a slender straw was inserted in the bottle.

The woman held a straw in her mouth, her high heels curled and sucked slowly.

When Chen Mo saw it, he thought he was hungry and hallucinated.

Suddenly, with a croak, the woman turned into a crow the size of a chicken and pounced on him.

Chen Mo didn't have time to dodge, and three blood bars were grabbed on his face.

The wound was painful and itchy, burning like fire.

The pain on his face let him know that he was infected by the virus.

"I'll go, this is a diseased creature that is more terrifying than zombies?"

A few days ago, Chen Mo's parents were infected by the zombie virus and became zombies in less than ten minutes.

Chen Mo knew that he was going to die, holding the big crow, biting his mouth, punching and hammering, and fighting back frantically.

Wait until the crow doesn't move.

His face, the back of his hands, and his chest were covered with wounds from crows.

My whole body hurts and itches, and my stomach feels like lava is tumbling.

In order to feel better, he chewed the crow's feathers and blood together with the bones, and ate them all.

After eating the crow, Chen Mo closed his eyes weakly and lost consciousness.

"Uh, I'm not dead?"

Chen Mo woke up again, and it was already dark.

The wounds on his body were all healed, and there were no scars left.

He was checking his body, who scratched his tickle next to him.

Chen Mo tilted his head to look.

A female zombie didn't know when, got into his house, and crawled to his bedside.

The female zombie stretched out her terrifying head and sniffed beside him.

He screamed twice, turned his head and crawled away.

Belch!!

Crawled away?

What's going on?

Zombies don't bite him?

Chen Momu watched the zombies crawl out of the door.

A slap in the face.

Hurt.

Pain in both face and hands.

It's not a dream.

It's true.

"Sister Zombie, I'm sorry. ”

Chen Mo caught up with the zombie and kicked on the zombie's buttocks.

The elasticity is very high.

He was ejected two steps back.

The female zombie was kicked to the ground, got up, and continued to crawl forward without looking back.

Zombies really don't bite him!

After confirming this situation, Chen Mo went out cautiously.

The zombies outside don't bite him either.

He rushed to the door of the supermarket in the community with excitement and walked in with a swagger.

The five or six zombies wandering around the supermarket ignored him at all.

Chen Mo patted a zombie on the shoulder in a friendly way, looked at the snacks on the shelf, and excitedly grabbed small bags of fish pieces, soaked chicken feet, and sausages...... Jan's land was all over the place.

"Haha, zombies don't bite me, then, the weapons, food, and clothes left in the zombie pile in the old world ...... Can I take it as long as I want? It's all mine?"

"How much of the legacy of the Old World remains?"

"Calm, calm, if you have money, you have to have a life to spend. ”

"Keeping a low profile and lewd development is king. ”

After being excited, Chen Mo found a bottle of mouthwash, rinsed his mouth, lay on the boss's chair, and began to eat.

When he had eaten his full stomach and there were no games to play, he looked at the zombies in the supermarket and felt bored.

Chen Mo is a dead house and has never had a girlfriend.

He wants to have a girlfriend.

Born as a dead house, living in the online world, he doesn't know how to socialize.

He heard of an internet celebrity who lived in the most expensive neighborhood in the city.

In that community, the average house price is 50,000 square meters.

The average person can't afford it for a lifetime.

If the woman hadn't died, there would be zombies everywhere outside now, and food would be the first hard currency.

Give the woman a bag of potato chips, make friends with her, make a date, and she should say yes, right?

If you don't agree, give her two bags!

Two bags still haven't agreed.

Just give her three bags!

Don't say yes again?

Give four, five, six.

Smash the chips with potato chips until she says yes!

Chen Mo used his cognitive logic to simulate how to have a girlfriend in his mind.

He found a school bag and filled it with a bag full of snacks.

Carrying a bag of snacks on his back, he found an electric car.

Excited, rushed to the door of the luxury community as quickly as possible.

Several zombies dressed in security guards roamed around the gate.

A car is lying under the brake bar.

There was also a corpse in the car that had not been gnawed by zombies.

The interior of the community is littered with blood and wandering zombies.

Chen Mo came to Building 5 in Area C.

There is no power in the building.

The elevator is out of service.

He could only take the stairs.

The stairwell was dark, and there were a lot of zombie brothers and sisters crowded on the stairs.

Although zombies don't bite him.

But according to Chen Mo's knowledge, that Internet celebrity lives on the fifteenth floor.

The fifteenth floor is definitely a tough challenge for an otaku who lacks exercise!

Chen Mo climbed to the fifth floor, and he was already tired and didn't want to climb anymore.

He wanted to give up.

"It's coming, don't be lazy, the Internet celebrity is ahead, come on!"

Chen Mo gritted his teeth and insisted on climbing to the fifteenth floor.

Standing at the door of 1501, he slapped the door.

Knock! Knock!

He filmed for a while.

There was no movement in the room.

Could it be that the woman is dead?

"Open the door, deliver takeaways, are all the family members dead?"

Chen Mo kicked the door a few times.

There was still no response in the house.

Chen Mo estimated that the fifteenth floor was tired in vain, and sat at the door depressed.

With his back against the door, he opened a can of beer and drank it.

"Who?

There was a beautiful woman in the house with black hair and a shawl, tall and tall, especially the upper circumference, far exceeding the size of the yellow race.

Holding a candle, he came out of the bedroom with weak hands and feet and walked behind the door.

Tang Yan hadn't eaten for three days.

She saw that the sound of knocking on the door was somewhat familiar, and although she couldn't remember who it was, she still nervously opened the door a crack after a little hesitation.

As soon as the door opened, Chen Mo, who was leaning on the door, squeezed the door and fell into the house.

Tang Yan was wearing white silk pajamas.

Two white calves are exposed.

Chen Mo fell on her back.

At a glance.

If the light is dark, you can't see anything.

was so shocked that Tang Yan screamed again and again, pressing the hem of his pajamas and constantly retreating.

Backwards to the wall, hit the wall, not lightly.

The zombies in the hallway are attracted by the screams.

Fiercely pounced on the door.

Chen Mo kicked the zombie out.

Hurriedly crawled into the house and closed the door.

This is a large flat of more than 300 square meters, and according to the average price of 50,000 yuan in this community, it will be 15 million.

Look at the decoration in the house, there is no 20 million, don't think about taking it down.

This is not the point, the point is that Chen Mo saw that the person in the room was Tang Yan, he was like a child who made a mistake, and quickly lowered his head.

Last year, Chen Mo was hit by a car, and although he was not seriously injured, the driver who caused the accident ran away.

Tang Yan, who was passing by at that time, was not afraid of being touched by Chen Mo, and decisively sent people to the hospital.

Therefore, Chen Mo was full of gratitude and respect for Tang Yan.

I'll go, what about the Internet celebrity? How can it be Sister Tang?

Could it be that I misremembered the address?

"Chen Mo, why are you here?"

Chen Mo was still secretly wondering, Tang Yan recovered from her fright, and looking at Chen Mo, she felt incredible.

The stairs were crowded with zombies.

Her house is still on the fifteenth floor.

How did he get up?

"Ah, Sister Tang, you must be hungry, right? I brought chocolate, jelly, sandwiches, spicy strips, and pickled chicken feet...... You can eat whatever you want, and you're welcome. ”

Chen Mo opened his backpack in a panic.

Snacks poured all over the floor.

Bang!

A box of Du something, fell to the ground.

When Tang Yan saw it, his delicate face turned red with his neck.

The faint flush reflected by the candlelight is beautiful and seductive.

"Sister Tang, I gave you all this food as a thank you. However, this box of things is my personal belongings, and I will use them in the future, so I won't give them to you. ”

"Ahem...... Cough...... Sit down by yourself for a while. ”

Tang Yan hurriedly put the candle and returned to the bedroom.

A man came to her house at the risk of death and brought a box of Du what, did he want to ......?

Now that zombies are rampant and order has collapsed, it is no wonder that Tang Yan thinks too much.

But Tang Yan, who was born with a golden key, has a much higher level of cultivation and appreciation than Chen Mo.

An upstart temperament like Chen Mo who pours snacks on the ground.

She can't look down on her.

Out of the nouveau riche temperament, Tang Yan thought too much about it, and was worried that Chen Mo would use violence against her.

"Eat a chicken claw first to suppress the shock!"

In the hall, Chen Mo took a handful of snacks and put them on the coffee table.

He looked at the large flat floor of more than 300 square meters, sat on the soft leather sofa, and desperately recalled the address of the Internet celebrity's home.

Boom!

Boom!

Chen Mo put the chicken feet in his mouth and bit them with a clattering sound.

But he always remembers that the Internet celebrity lives in Building 5, 1501.

It's just that this neighborhood seems to be divided into three districts, could it be that the Internet celebrity lives in 5 buildings in the other two districts?

"Sister Tang, if you save some food, it is estimated that you can eat it for a week. I've got something to do, so I'll go first, bye-bye. ”

Tang Yan is more beautiful than that Internet celebrity, and Chen Mo certainly wants to date Tang Yan more.

But he was more worried about his self-control.

That's almost a negative value.

If he stayed here and waited for Tang Yan to come out, he didn't know what kind of beast thing he would do.

He couldn't bear to blaspheme Tang Yan.

So he stood up and prepared to leave Tang Yan's house and go to find an Internet celebrity.

Chen ...... Old...... Chen Mo...... Where are you going?"

It's been a week since the zombie virus broke out.

In the past week, Tang Yan has heard many screams of people being bitten to death by zombies.

I also saw a lot of pictures of tragic deaths.

If it weren't for her determination.

It is estimated that like the upstairs neighbor, he committed suicide by jumping off the building.

Finally, an acquaintance came, and she heard the sound of Chen Mo leaving, and hurriedly opened the door.

"Sister Tang, let me tell you the truth, actually...... In fact...... I'm looking for a girlfriend, I'm here to find an internet celebrity to date. ”

Chen Mo got up and walked less than two steps, turned around, and saw Tang Yan standing by the door frame, standing as if he was about to fall.

When he saw Tang Yan like this, he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and forced his impulse to rush over without rushing directly.

However, he put his heart on the side and directly said what was in his heart: "Sister Tang, you have an appointment with me to exchange feelings, and I will give you five bags of potato chips." ”

"Huh?"

Can feelings be measured by food?

Tang Yan also misunderstood Chen Mo's simple dating.

She felt humiliated, and longed to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Too little? Eight bags at most, no more. ”

"It's not...... No...... Chen Mo, this ......"

"Because you helped me, I gave you this price. If it were someone else, no matter how beautiful it was, I would make up to four bags of potato chips. In this last days, no matter how powerful a woman is, can she give birth to potato chips?"

Chen Mo's eyes when he looked at Tang Yan were full of beastly expectations.

Tang Yan's beautiful fantasy of human nature was beaten to pieces by Chen Mo's shamelessness at this moment.

She bowed her head in humiliation and stopped talking.

Chen Mo's dead house is still an acute child.

After waiting for a while, Tang Yan was silent, and Chen Mo became impatient.

He stared at Tang Yan with a short breath and urged: "Okay, can you give me the right words?" No, then I'll go." ”

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