Chapter 26 Tricks
When Ye Chen came out of the police station, Lao Geng was already waiting at the door. He wanted to know if Ye Chen had been subjected to any ill-treatment or torture to extract a confession. But no. Lao Geng was even a little disappointed. He even wanted to see what bad things would happen to Ye Chen, the things that this unlucky ghost encountered were too strange, although he won the boxing match, he only won Yang Qiwa, a third-rate character, so he violated the school's management regulations, and at first thought that Han Ying was open to the net and escaped the punishment of the school, but he didn't expect God to see it most clearly, and the punishment fell on him a lot.
After this boxing match, the money was given to Feng Lin to save her son, Ye Chen didn't get a penny in his hand, but he suffered such a life-and-death ordeal, and he was drunk when he thought about it.
"Alas, Ye Chen, do you admit that your own life is not good?" chatted about gossip, and Lao Geng teased him with a gloating expression.
"Lao Tzu's life is too bitter, you know it's still too little. Ye Chen suddenly thought of the uncertain future, the lower half of his body is not angry, and the continuation of the Ye family's incense is far away, and suddenly he thought that he has to live in fear every day from now on, and he can't help but think about it, is it really like Chen Cripple's life, it is a hard life, money comes and goes, the lone star enters the life, and it must not be married for a lifetime?
Seeing that Ye Chen's mood instantly sank, Lao Geng thought that he had really hurt him, so he immediately changed his words and said, "Oh, you are my own grandfather, I just said it casually, you really went to my heart?"
Ye Chen suddenly noticed that there was a white light scattered above Lao Geng's half-bald head, surrounding him like an angel, and suddenly found that there were not many people worth getting close to except Lao Geng. He sighed, smiled as if he was self-deprecating, hugged Lao Geng's neck, and took a sip of incense at his half-bald head: "These days, you cover me, with you, my life will not be bad at all, I will be the east, let's not get drunk today." You pick a place!"
Lao Geng was very uncomfortable with his sudden attack, but he didn't expect Ye Chen to be also a temperamental person, and he couldn't help the slapping of emotional waves. Although I don't fit in, my heart is still full of use. "Let's go! You are still the east, you have the face to say that you are the east, do you have money? If you guess correctly, Feng Lin spent a lot of money on you, you work hard to study that little Brother Kong Fang, there is not much left. ”
"you! There is always money for eating steamed buns, and it's a big deal to have a few bottles of four-yuan two-pot heads per person!"
The two of them talked as they walked towards a liquor store. Old wine in ordinary wine shops is the most intoxicating, but it is a rare pleasure for the people. This is the function of that wine shop, hidden under the cornices of the old town, picking out a disguise: the wine is big, the sun and the moon are long in the pot!
The boss is a middle-aged Mediterranean greasy uncle, who is packing up something at the counter, and when he sees the guests coming, he loves to see what he can't see, and he doesn't have the meaning of hospitality at all. Lao Geng knocked on the table and shouted: "There are guests here, why don't you see the reception?"
The boss stroked his hair, straightened up and said, "I'm sorry, our store is not doing business today." ”
Lao Geng was surprised for a while, and immediately asked: "We see that the pretense at your door is quite ostentatious, how can we receive guests and pick people? Aren't we like people who can drink?"
As soon as Lao Geng's voice landed, I saw a woman with a waist like a bucket and thick limbs coming out of the house, who usually likes to paint some light makeup, but at this moment it seems to be drenched in water, and the makeup is also spent, with tears in her eyes, and she drills out violently. She didn't say anything, and when she got to the door, she took off the guise and threw it at the boss's feet. "Do your mother's bullshit business, you are doing those fancy things outside, my mother is tired and tired, but fill in the way you go outside and give me colorful flags! Don't do it, don't do it today, don't do it in the future!"
The boss was also very manly, straightened his waist and said: "Say that my colorful flags are fluttering, hello! You are worry-free, drawing eyebrows and eyes every day, and recruiting people to your home!"
"Fart! Explain it to me! Explain it to me in front of these two intellectuals!"
Lao Geng looked confused, he hadn't eaten this wine yet, how could he become an official who wanted to cut off family affairs? They wanted to leave, but they couldn't lift their butts.
The boss really regarded the two of them as housekeepers, and his emotions collapsed, crying and saying: "Tell me, what else do I do in this business, saying that I buy cheaply, and the widow who supplies me is not clear, I go out more times, so I send someone to take my photos, since my business is getting better, she is the same every day, she used to not dress up, now she is like a fox! You tell her to tell me how the guest got stripped naked and came out of the back room?"
The woman cried like a pig and cried out loudly, "Shame on you!" Shame on your conscience, that person was not recruited into the house by you? He drank too much and vomited, and I took out your clothes to change for him, and this is also the case?"
As soon as they quarreled, Ye Chen instantly understood, it turned out that the business of the two was getting better and better, and they began to please each other, in order to show their abilities, and in order to show their appearance, one began to bring friends to the house, and the other began to draw eyebrows and eyes, but the gap became deeper and deeper, and finally came to this moment of outbreak.
Ye Chen stood up and said, "Big brother and sister-in-law, listen to me ask you a few words." Sister-in-law, the eldest brother said that you draw your eyebrows and eyes, have you never painted your eyebrows?"
"She wasn't like that before. "Mediterranean first.
"So, big brother, who do you know your sister-in-law is painting her eyebrows for? She is afraid that you will not be firm in your will outside, and you will learn badly if you have a little stinky money. I want to tie you down. Sister-in-law, am I talking about it or not?"
The woman turned to crying, hugging the door frame in the room and crying, Ye Chen said to her heart.
Ye Chen said to the Mediterranean: "Big brother, to put it mildly, if you really want to find it, you want to go outside to find it, your sister-in-law is also busy every day, who will think about her, you are nervous sister-in-law, do you cherish your sister-in-law very much in your heart?"
The man was stunned for a moment, and then two lines of hot tears welled up. After a long time, he said: "Little brother, what you said is the truth in my heart, I thought the same thing yesterday, even if someone falls in love with her, we won't suffer if she looks like this, right?" But I just asked her to change it after I finished talking yesterday, and she turned her face today and forgot about it, which is thicker than the previous drawing!"
The woman howled and cried, and said while crying: "Huang Sanzhu, you lack great virtue, God gave birth to a tongue for you, and you are going to go to hell to pull out your tongue! You don't want to think about what day it is, I think about the good life, I will explain everything to you, the old couple are restrained, take advantage of this day, and say, you will do it indiscriminately! You are not a man!"
Lao Geng suddenly smiled and asked the man, "Third Brother Huang, what day is it today?" Do you know?"
Huang Sanzhu was stunned for a moment, and then immediately became up, as if he had done something wrong.
Huang Sanzhu's daughter-in-law came to take care of it, wiped her snot, pointed at Huang Sanzhu and scolded: "Something without conscience, fifteen years ago today, your family was poor and couldn't afford to eat a full meal, I married into your family, although I haven't had any interest in fifteen years, I have never really blushed, and now I have a few stinky money, you will pretend to be an uncle for me! I'll go to your uncle! If it weren't for your delay, the old lady and her descendants would be in groups!"
Huang Sanzhu's anxious face turned red, and he was too busy to teach his daughter-in-law a lesson, but his daughter-in-law didn't have a door, and even said that Huang Sanzhu couldn't give birth.
Ye Chen and Lao Geng grabbed Huang Sanzhu alone, and Lao Geng hurriedly persuaded: "Third Brother Huang, today is the wedding anniversary, what kind of trouble are you making! ”
Ye Chen said: "Third Brother Huang, I know an old Chinese medicine doctor, who is known as the hand to get rid of the disease, no matter what disease you are, even if it is a karmic disease, he can be cured." ”
Hearing Ye Chen's words, the husband and wife actually stopped, first Huang Sanzhu's daughter-in-law, who looked at Ye Chen almost like a savior, and said: "Little brother, if you have a capable person to recommend it to the two of us, so that he can give birth, I will give you 100,000!"
Huang Sanzhu also said desperately: "100,000 no, little brother, you really have a capable person to recommend to us, I would rather give you this store if you don't want it!"
When Huang Sanzhu's daughter-in-law heard that something was wrong, she kicked Huang Sanzhu, Huang Sanzhu didn't bother to take care of her, but just glanced at her. Anyway, the two of them seemed to have reached a tacit understanding in an instant, and the previous noisy movement of knives and guns seemed too light.
"I'll have him come and visit him in two days. But you two, don't be in a hurry, you are in your early forties, why are you in a hurry? Because this anxiety makes the chickens and dogs restless, and it is even worse. ”
Huang Sanzhu became as if he had been floated*, he became well-behaved and lovely, with a light in his eyes, and said sincerely: "Little brother, you say it, I will listen to you, as long as you let him come, even if it is to try, I thank you, it is really done, I will give it to you..."
Ye Chen helped him to put his heart in his stomach, and said with a smile: "Don't thank me, if you do, invite me to drink your wine, you can count as much wine money as you want, don't pit me, and in the future, no one will pit the guests here, just have to be full of catties." ”
The husband and wife were stunned for a moment, as if they had really done something short of catties, Huang Sanzhu immediately patted his chest and promised: "Little brother, what you say counts, I will not be deceived in the future, and I will not take up a penny of others." If you come tomorrow, I will invite you to drink a lot of wine tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, I will invite you to drink a lot of wine the day after tomorrow, and every time you come to my house in the future, the wine money will be free for a lifetime!" After speaking, he said to his wife: "What are you still doing in a daze, go get some wine and cook us a few dishes!"
The wife went into the back room and prepared to go. Ye Chen hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't be busy, let's change the house today, you have a good wedding anniversary!"
"No, you can't go, you have to eat and drink here. Huang Sanzhu grabbed it, but he didn't let go.
Ye Chen said: "Third Brother Huang, we are eating sake, and our hearts must be pure." I'll tell you my phone number, are you afraid that I won't be able to do it?"
Huang Sanzhu was right when he heard this, after all, the other party was a cultural person, and he couldn't force them. He hurried to the counter, took out a wad of money from the counter, and when he turned around, he saw them leaving. A business card of Lao Geng was left on the table.
Coming out of the wine shop, his stomach growled, Lao Geng simply chose a Western restaurant and pulled Ye Chen in.
Ye Chen had never eaten Western food at all, let alone gone in. The first time I violated the teacher's order to play black boxing and exposed my whereabouts, it was caused by Lao Geng, I didn't expect to eat Western food for the first time, and I also want to be with this nasty guy, I don't know how many more will be occupied by him for the first time in the future.
Pizza, steak, egg tarts, iced drinks, and french fries are almost the first time Ye Chen has eaten them, and he really likes them, but when he counts them, this time the consumption is not expensive, he regrets coming in, it is really better to choose a food stall and have a few bottles of beer.
But this time he really opened his eyes, it turned out that most of the people who came to the Western restaurant were couples, one pair and one pair, talented women or jackals, tigers and leopards, ears and sideburns, really envious of others.
"What, do you want to find one?" Lao Geng looked at him with an eye-opening expression, and suddenly felt fun, and there was a sense of immediacy as a rough man with a riba entering the city.
Ye Chen smiled, and said in his heart that even if he wanted to find it, he would have to wait, and he didn't know when. He was bitter in his heart.
Lao Geng played with his expression, couldn't guess what he was thinking, and suddenly found a very familiar figure, and he was taken aback. Ye Chen followed his gaze and almost never fell off the chair.
Han Ying had already seen the two of them, sitting at the very edge of the glass window, and deliberately walked past the two of them, as if they were air. And when she walked past them, she deliberately faked a fall, and the handsome old guy next to her suddenly supported her, and it was not an outsider or Ren Liang, a research madman, who supported her.
Ren Liang asked her to come to the mall to discuss the listing of the smell dog, and they had a meal together, and just walked past the western restaurant, and saw the brothers sitting in it and feasting. Ren Liang felt that he had always been a teacher, and it was not good to be found by students with Han Ying after all, and Han Ying had never been able to catch up, and he was also very faceless. He was afraid that Lao Geng and Ye Chen would find out their traces. As a result, he was dragged to the Western restaurant by Han Yinglian, and this shining road was actually paved to the feet of Ye Chen and Lao Geng.
"Ren Liang, look at you, and don't help me. Han Ying pretended to be coquettish and blamed Ren Liang, who didn't know where to put it.
"I've already helped" Ren Liang lowered his voice, as if he lowered his voice, Ye Chen and Lao Geng would not notice this obvious scene.
Something even more unbearable for Ren Liang happened, Han Ying actually fell into Ren Liang's arms, then slowly straightened his body, grabbed Ren Liang's arm hard, and said in his ear: "Let's go eat something delicious." Ren Liang was already at her mercy as if he had lost his soul, and he was lightly dragged away by her with cotton under his feet.
Lao Geng's jaw almost forgot to close, and the knife and fork in his hand crackled and fell on the plate.
"Is it...••" Lao Geng is still asking for verification.
Ye Chen didn't slow down for a while: "It's her." ”
The second monk of the old Geng Zhangzhang was confused, and suddenly a flash of inspiration: "You haven't officially thanked her yet, have you?
Ye Chen was numb and mechanically agreed: "Yes, this is a novel way of playing. ”
"She's got you, are you going to recruit her again?