Chapter 103: This joke is so cold

"But tonight, I really want to thank Mr. Ye for his superb acting skills and Minister Wen's divine assistance!" Yi Yi saw that the matter was successfully over, and suggested easily: "Although there is a slight deviation from our plan, it is finally a bad breath for Xingxing and Xiaoyan." Now that our purpose has been achieved, we shall go home separately?"

"Mr. Ye, Xiao Zhao drove to the hospital, how do you go home?" Xingxing, who was in charge of the big iceberg's travel, immediately realized the annoyance in front of him, and asked out loud: "Do you want Xiao Wen to drive you back?"

"Oh, you little couple are together, Mr. Ye sits in, wouldn't it be a big light bulb?" Zhuzhu winked at the stars, turned her head and suggested: "Mr. Ye, why don't I drive you back?" Yiyi and Shishi also have to go home to take care of the children, I am still alone, and there is nothing to do at night!"

"Zhuzhu, have you forgotten that there is another me on the court?" I pointed to my nose a little depressedly, brushing my sense of presence aggrievedly.

"You, you don't have a car!" Zhuzhu blurted out, very natural.

"......" I was speechless for a while, and then I thought about it, but no, it seemed that everyone present, the only person who didn't have a car, was me!

"Zhuzhu, how can you tell the truth!" Shi Shi complained.

...... "Why do I have the illusion that someone has been punched and hit again?"

"Hey, you two are really hopeless. Yiyi really couldn't stand it, so she hurriedly came to the rescue: "Xiaoyan, don't listen to their nonsense, I'll drive you back!"

"Fang Zhu, you take Shen Yiyi's car back. Da Bingshan, who had been listening to the chatter of a large group of our women, finally spoke, and with the momentum of the president pointing out the country, he decided: "You give Xiaoyan the car keys, and she will send me back." ”

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Why do I feel like I don't understand?

"Mr. Ye, isn't it the same for me to send you home?" Zhuzhu was obviously a little confused, and asked curtly.

"Do you know where my family lives?" the majestic aura of the big iceberg pressed towards Zhuzhu.

"Mr. Ye is wise!" Zhuzhu immediately disarmed and surrendered, took out the car key from his bag and handed it to me: "Xiaoyan, my little cutie will be handed over to you, cherish it!"

Well, why hasn't anyone asked me for my opinion from the beginning to the end?

"If, what ......if" I thought silently in my heart, driver's license, I got it in the summer vacation of my freshman year, but I have never made up my mind to buy a car, so since I got my driver's license, I have never held the steering wheel again, for the sake of my own life, I boldly asked: "What if I say that I can't drive?"

"Your resume says you have a driver's license!" Da Bingshan looked at me word by word and said, "You want to say that this is false information?"

Having a driver's license doesn't mean I can drive...... If you dare to sit on it, I won't dare to open it! But if the hat of "false information" is so big, is my bonus gone?

"Hehe, I'm kidding, of course I have a driver's license!" I smirked as I pulled it out of the mezzanine in my bag and said, "Look, I've always had it with me!"

"Xiao Yan, this joke is so cold!" Zhu Zhu was about to reach out to retrieve the key, but at this moment she withdrew her hand in embarrassment, and sneered: "I just scared the baby to death!"

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Everything was arranged, everyone left, and Da Bingshan and I successfully sat in the big jeep called "Little Cutie" in Zhuzhu.

"Such a big jeep, it's actually called 'little cutie'?" I sat in the driver's seat, unable to complain. Originally, I was at a loss for what I wanted to drive, but now I am allowed to drive a Jeep that is higher and longer than the average car, and I instantly feel that the difficulty coefficient has risen by two gears!

"You really don't know how to drive!" Da Bingshan locked my eyes firmly and gave the highest instruction: "Get out of the car, let's change seats." ”

"Mr. Ye, in fact, I really have a driver's license!" I was desperately resisting in my mouth, and I kept comforting myself in my heart, I can, I will definitely be able to.

"In that case, let's go. "The big iceberg naturally buckled up his seatbelt and stopped looking at me.

I tried my best to recall the words of the coach when I was learning to drive, gently turn the key, the car started, stepped on the brakes, hung D gear, released the brakes, stepped on the accelerator, and set off!

A series of movements, which I practiced countless times before the exam, now do it four years later, and there is a faint sense of intimacy.

Little cutie, under my operation, I finally started slowly!

"Wow, I made it?" I was a little unsure myself, and looked at the big iceberg sitting in the passenger seat in surprise.

"......" Da Bingshan shook his head helplessly, and asked affirmatively: "You don't know the address of my house, do you?"

"Yes, Mr. Ye, how do you know?" I looked at the road ahead with a high degree of nervousness, and said with a somewhat sluggish response: "Yes, in fact, I don't know where your home is!"

Yes, I'm the same as Zhuzhu, and I don't know where your old man lives, why do you have to go to such trouble to drive her to Yiyi's car and let me, a rookie, drive you home?

"Follow the navigation, I'm already set. Da Bingshan ignored my question and put his phone next to me so that I could hear more clearly. This big iceberg, the mind is still quite delicate, why is there an illusion that he is my secretary at this moment?

I have to say that my comprehension is still very good, after a short period of running-in and adaptation at the beginning, now I have completely mastered the habits of "little cutie", and I follow the tips of navigation all the way and move forward slowly.

On the other hand, Zhuzhu's "cute" performance is even better, with high space, fast speed, stable and noiseless, driving it through the road, it feels great.

"Mr. Ye, I'm driving well, right?"

"It seems that there is still some cleverness. Da Bingshan laughed sullenly, as if saying to himself: "Actually, if you just said that you can't drive, I won't deduct your bonus!"

What did you say? If it wasn't for the bonus, why didn't Miss Ben be so frightened, and the sweat on her palms hasn't dried yet!

No, wait, how does Big Iceberg know I'm worried about the prize? Could it be that he has mind reading?

"Look at how nervous you look. Da Bingshan also seemed to think that my driving was not much dangerous, so he leaned back comfortably on the seat and joked: "The salary of the secretary department is not low, why do you still look like a money obsesser?"

"What's the matter, I'm not nervous about my bonus!" I didn't admit it, "People are nervous because they haven't driven for a long time!"