The corners of He Chen's eyes twitched, and he looked at those numbers very carefully and carefully, confirmed and confirmed, and finally came to a conclusion - this is not an illusion!

"Ten million people!

He Chen let out a cry of disbelief, and his voice changed color.

He does have an extraordinary appeal, but let 10 million people dance the SOS group dance, and there is a limited time - the work will be refreshed after 3 months, which means that he only has 3 months, not much, a few days have passed, and now there are not even 3 months left!

Does the system really think he's the leader of a cult?

He Chen even had to wonder if the system was an SOS cultist, and this time the unlocking condition was the unlocking ritual used by a certain cult to summon evil gods.

Time was tight, and there was no time for He Chen to think about it, so he immediately made a difficult decision - let's unlock "Parasitic Beast" first.

At least the unlocking conditions of "Parasitic Beast" will be regarded as a psychopathy, and the unlocking of "Cool Palace Series" is likely to be regarded as a cult leader.

Compared with the two, "Parasite" is still simple and safe.

"Ahem! I'm here to announce something to you. ”

He Chen gathered everyone in the family.

"What's the matter?" Yi Jingjiao's face was calm.

"Tell me something. Hu Tao slapped on the table.

"Bump!" Asamiko immediately answered, happily took Hu Tao's card, and then played a card.

And. Ling Yanfeng lightly pushed the card, and Asamiko's smile immediately collapsed.

Recently, the four of them have become obsessed with playing mahjong, and they sit together to play mahjong when they have nothing to do. So He Chen became a loner. But that's fine. Playing mahjong to relieve stress. Relaxing and entertaining the body and mind is better than sitting and playing "school-days" together.

He Chen solemnly announced to several people: "In the next few days, I want to do some performance art ......"

"Performance art?" several people said in unison, even Ling Yan turned his head, looking He Chen up and down, his eyes exuding a deep interest.

"Is it the kind of 'art' that takes off your clothes and runs naked?" Hu Tao exclaimed very excitedly, biting the word "art" very hard.

He Chen was a little uncomfortable stared at by Hu Tao's shining eyes. This look was too obscene, as if he looked at Yi Jingjiao's gaze at some point, and he felt that his pure body was being sexually harassed by a female hooligan.

Just like in the reason of "appreciating beautiful things", men will always have a strong interest in the body of the opposite sex, and appreciation is relative, and women will always have the same strong interest in men's bodies, perhaps because they have always been in a weak position, this interest will be even stronger.

And He Chen believes that Hu Tao's gaze on him is definitely not "appreciative", and he thinks it is more likely that he wants to take photos of his fruit to threaten him sinisterly!

Asamiko's face was ruddy. Secretly looked at He Chen, as if he was afraid of being discovered.

“…… That's a pervert!" He Chen retorted. Then he said, "I suddenly thought of an interesting subject, well, I'm taking material from it, in order to create a wonderful story, right, right sauce!"

He Chen gently looked at his fair, bony right hand and said softly.

In order to avoid causing unnecessary trouble, He Chen took the lead in explaining his situation to everyone, and characterized this incident as a great act of dedication to art!

The countdown has begun, just hold on for three days and don't make mistakes, and Parasite Beast is ready to go!

With such thoughts, He Chen forced himself to ignore a few people's eyes widened, and touched his right hand to his chest, as if he was grinding with Yi Jing's ears and temples on weekdays, and followed his right hand to show affection!

"Uh......"

It was obviously a very beneficial thing for himself, but Hu Tao suddenly shuddered, looked at He Chen's departing back with a strange and awkward expression, and asked Yi Jingjiao: "Auntie, could it be that our matter was discovered, and it was a bit of a big stimulation for him, so the brain activated the self-protection program, making him an idiot?"

Yi Jingjiao also said: "Who has something to do with you!"

Hu Tao held up the mahjong and quibbled: "Playing mahjong!" but in his heart he was lamenting the fate of his lonely life.

"It seems like I've been doing too much lately, and I'm getting busy. Leave him alone, just let him finish his nerves. Yi Jingjiao doesn't care, who He Chen is, she is clear, and she will definitely not be stimulated by the fact that a few of them have been playing mahjong too hard recently - a few of them playing mahjong also heard from He Chen's assistant that He Chen is a gambling god, and they challenged He Chen with great interest, and then a group of people were framed and couldn't take care of themselves, and since then, several people have stepped into the big pit of mahjong in order to counterattack He Chen.

Several people are also bored after work, and mahjong is indeed a very time-killing entertainment.

Hu Tao: "Shall you continue?"

Yi Jingjiao: "Go on." ”

Hu Tao: "By the way, who's going to hit it?"

Asamiko: "Sister Yan." ”

Ling Yan: "Tianhe." ”

“…… Cheating!

There was an eerie silence, and several people suddenly played tricks in unison, pushing their cards onto the table.

……

In order not to be sent to the Abnormal Human Research Center, He Chen could only stay at home during the period from the beginning of the unlock, so as to reduce the chance of being misunderstood—it seemed that this was no different from his daily life.

It just so happens that the food festival has fully ended, and all kinds of other things have been arranged, and it's okay not to see anyone for a few days.

So He Chen can leisurely and comfortably show his affection at home.

"Right sauce!In order not to make you tired,I won't draw comics today.,Let's watch TV.,What TV do you want to watch?What?,What animation do you want to watch?Oh,As long as it's my animation, you want to watch it!Come on, let's watch "AIR", it happens to be a replay, this is a story about Tsubasa people!"

He Chen sat on the sofa and muttered to himself, his posture was particularly penetrating.

"It's just that you're procrastinating. I want to take a break lately. ”

Yi Jingjiao complained on the side. Originally, He Chen's arms were her exclusive throne. But now it is occupied by He Chen's hand!

He even said that he couldn't press his "right sauce"!

It's just one hand!

Yi Jingjiao actually began to eat the vinegar of He Chen's right hand for no reason.

Bang Bang Bang!

Yi Jingjiao hurriedly patted her cheek and woke herself up, she couldn't fall into the amount of vinegar in one hand, it shouldn't be!

"Feeling naked and shy? I'll go get you a nice dress. ”

He Chen hummed a warm tune that was about to be shown, washed his hands gently, scented his right hand with Yi Jingjiao's skin care products, and found Yi Jingjiao's gloves. Bring it to your right hand.

"Look how you eat!"

Yi Jingjiao said sullenly, moving the fitness dance machine, as if competing with He Chen's right hand for favor, showing off her slender figure in front of He Chen.

Dine?

It's not that difficult, especially for couples......

"Eh, you-chan, are you going to feed me? The food you fed me has that faint sweetness, it's a feeling of happiness. ”

He Chen interacted with his right hand affectionately.

Yi Jingjiao drank the porridge and squirted it out directly.

"It's so numb! It's so numb! I'm getting goosebumps! He Chen, please don't do this! I can't stand it, you've never told me to be like this. It's disgusting that you can't eat......" Yi Jingjiao went crazy, and her whole body was covered with goosebumps. Even the food made by the "special chef" Asamiko, the taste in her mouth became very uncomfortable.

"Do you want me to say that to you? But not recently, I'm ...... with 'Right Sauce'" He Chen didn't understand the evaluation criteria of the system, so he could only do as well as possible, even if it was too exaggerated and disgusting, it was better than being interrupted by a drama and directing the task - if the task was interrupted, wouldn't his previous efforts be in vain, and the disgusting time would have to be extended, and the gains outweighed the losses.

"The ghost wants you to say such things!" Yi Jingjiao was angry.

"Jingjiao, do you want to find a doctor?"

Asamiko felt that this problem seemed to have become very strict, and she was very cautious about Yi Jingjiao, looking at He Chen worriedly.

"I'm not sick...... Right, right sauce!"

"It's not light. Ling Yan said.

At night, He Chen's door suddenly opened, Yi Jingjiao came out with her quilt in her arms, came to a door, and knocked on the door.

It didn't take long for Asamiko, who was wearing pajamas, to open the door and see that she hadn't slept yet.

"Actually, what's the matter?" Asamiko looked at Yi Jingjiao, who looked a little haggard, and asked her, "Chenjun, is something wrong......?"

Yi Jingjiao squeezed in without saying anything, her hair was messy and she had no image.

"I can't stand him anymore, I can't sleep well at night, I'm still sick, and I actually tell his 'right sauce' what kind of love story ...... I'm afraid I'll be killed if I sleep next to him! I'm afraid I'll come to you and squeeze him. ”

Yi Jingjiao learned from He Chen's tone, vividly, and she couldn't help but shudder as she spoke, and complained to Asamiko.

"This, if you don't dislike it......"

Mamiko closed them up, when she was in Yanjing before, she had been squeezing with Ling Yan, and only when she came here did she have her own independent room.

Asamiko's room was very tidy, and she hurriedly cleaned it up anyway - there was actually nothing she could clean up.

Yi Jingjiao threw the quilt on the bed and climbed up directly.

"You're reading a book, I really want to sue you. Yi Jingjiao saw a book on the bedside table, picked it up and flipped it over, it was the third volume of "I Want to Sue You" that had been completed.

"Hmm. ”

"You love watching this. "From the worn pages, it can be seen that the book has been turned many times, but there is not the slightest trace of damage, and it is neatly preserved.

"Hmm!"

"Let me read the first volume. ”

"Okay!" Asamiko found the first volume from the shelf, then handed it to Yi Jingjiao, and took the third volume she was reading from Yi Jingjiao's hand.

The two of them, who couldn't sleep, spent a good night chatting while reading a book.

And He Chen spent 3 days that even he couldn't stand anymore.

At first, he didn't feel anything, but maintaining such an attitude towards his right hand for 3 days in a row was almost like mental pollution to him. During this period, he was also harassed by psychiatric and psychological doctors and experts found by Yi Jingjiao and others.

To maintain such a state, you have to keep explaining to the group of people who have completely misunderstood He Chen, it is simply a nightmare.

There are only "right sauce" people, it's really sad - BY He Chen.

Fortunately, I finally persevered.

"Parasite" has been unlocked. (To be continued......)

PS: Fanwai "9999 Ways to Die for Porters" Part 7:

Right-chan: You say I'm pathetic?

He Chen: Isn't it sad to say that people who can only rely on the right sauce?

Right sauce: Hehe, on behalf of the world, the sauce will punish you!

He Chen, pawn.