Chapter 1 Pick up two beautiful women and go home

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When Xiao Yi opened his eyes again, he no longer saw the battlefield full of war, and there were no comrades-in-arms who were born and died with him beside him, but a very strange and small bedroom.

"What's the matter, how did I end up here? Didn't I get blown up by a mine? Am I not dead?"

Just as he began to recall in confusion, a large number of memories that did not belong to him suddenly appeared in his mind, which made Xiao Yi's first tingling unbearable.

"Hmph! hmm...... It hurts!"

He couldn't help but let out a muffled snort, clutched his head with both hands, and even slammed the bed. The expression on his face was a little distorted, and the sweat kept dripping down.

After about half an hour, the stinging pain in my head finally subsided, but my head was very groggy.

At this time, Xiao Yi finally knew why he was here. The initial fusion of memories made him know that he was no longer the top special forces he once was, because another memory in his mind made him know that he had actually traveled as described in the novel!

The original owner of the body that was "dove occupying the magpie's nest" by Xiao Yi has the same name as him, also called Xiao Yi, but this Xiao Yi is not a special soldier, but a thorough "otaku dick", before high school, like other children, he was arranged by his parents, but when he was in college, he willfully did not choose to obey his parents, but chose the major he desired.

But reality will always destroy many people's dreams, and now that he has graduated from college for more than two years, he has no chance to apply what he learned in college, so he can only rely on writing online novels and doing odd jobs to make ends meet.

Last night, because a novel had just been completed and I got the manuscript fee, in order to comfort my efforts for more than half a year, I specially bought a case of beer, and I was alone in this room of less than 50 square meters plus the living room and bathroom, while watching an indescribable action movie, drinking a little wine, enjoying it contentedly and comfortably.

It's a pity that this guy seems to have forgotten his pitiful amount of alcohol, accidentally drank more, and then under the stimulation of the action movie, his heart couldn't bear it...... Therefore, Xiao Yi became "Xiao Yi".

After the chaotic thoughts in his mind calmed down a little, Xiao Yi began to carefully look at his "new home". Everything in the room was so familiar and unfamiliar to him now, it made him feel particularly unreal, and he couldn't help but feel uneasy and hesitant in his heart.

Shaking his somewhat heavy head, Xiao Yi got off the bed, adapted to his current body, and couldn't help but complain again in his heart, compared with his previous life, this body really can't be described by the word "weak"!

Sighing slightly, Xiao Yi also had to choose to face this new life, although it felt like a dream, but at least he did not die under the frontal attack of the mine.

Looking at the dimming sky outside the window, there were bursts of protest in my stomach, and I hadn't eaten anything except a stomach full of wine last night, and I would have been so hungry that my chest was pressed against my back. This also made Xiao Yi recognize the reality and know that everything was not a dream. I got up and touched my pocket, but fortunately I had some money, no matter what, let's fill my stomach first.

He lives in the urban-rural area of the Fifth Ring Road outside the capital of China, Yanjing, with all but a luxurious villa area, buildings of varying heights and dilapidated courtyard houses. As for why there is a luxury villa area in this place, it is entirely due to the wide river nearby and the artificial lake that was later built with the villas.

found a small restaurant that looked fairly clean, the owner of the restaurant seemed to know Xiao Yi, and greeted him politely, but Xiao Yi couldn't remember what this person's name was, his memory was not completely integrated, and there were many things he couldn't remember, so he could only respond with a reluctant smile, and then ordered a few home-cooked dishes casually, and ate in a trance......

Walking alone on the street after dinner, looking at the noisy environment around him, the sense of unreality in Xiao Yi's heart became less and less, he was also from the capital in his previous life, he listened to the familiar Beijing film in his ears, and he found that everything here was not at all different from the previous life.

As I walked down the street, I unconsciously walked to the side of the artificial lake near the villa area, looking at the sparkling lake in the moonlight, thinking about everything in my previous life, including the application to go home to visit my relatives that was approved before the final mission, and tears couldn't help but slip from my eyes.

"Mom and Dad, my son is not filial!"

In his previous life, because he was in the army all the year round, he either carried out tasks or stayed at the base for training, ready to carry out tasks at any time, and he had not returned home for several years, let alone seen his parents.

Before this mission, Xiao Yi also made a report to go home to visit his relatives, and the leader of the unit also approved it, but suddenly came to the mission, he thought about going home after the mission was completed, and he and his comrades-in-arms would be able to go home immediately, but who would have thought that in order to respond to and protect the leader of a terrorist organization who surrendered, he accidentally stepped on a landmine, and was directly blown up into the sky without even waiting for the people around him to react!

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Just when Xiao Yi was immersed in the entanglement of memories of his past and present lives, there was a faint sound of quarrel not far away, and it seemed that a woman was arguing with a man.

Xiao Yi didn't want to pay attention to it, after all, his mind was already messed up enough now, how could he have the heart to be curious about other people's affairs.

But the quarrel over there is getting bigger and bigger, and it is mixed with words like the woman shouting loudly, "Let go of me", "I don't need you to care", "Kill my sister" and so on.

Although he fused some of Xiao Yi's memories in this life, he still subconsciously regarded himself as a soldier, and when he heard a woman shouting something like that in such a remote place at night, he followed the voice with a little hesitation.

However, when Xiao Yi approached, he only saw a woman pushing a child under the dim street lamp, and not far away, a black car had just started and left.

Seeing the scene in front of him, he estimated that the woman was arguing with an acquaintance or family member, and there was no danger, so he didn't go over, but prepared to turn around and leave.

But at the moment when he turned around, he saw that the woman who had just walked a few steps with the stroller suddenly staggered and held on to the street lamp, and then slowly fell to the ground.

Xiao Yi hurriedly walked over, carefully helped the woman up, let her lean on herself, a faint fragrance drifted into her nostrils, and the smooth and warm touch on her hand made Xiao Yi, a virgin who had never really been in such close contact with a woman in his two lives combined, couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart.

I saw that although the woman in his arms was as pale as paper, she was very beautiful, and Xiao Yi always felt that this woman's face looked a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

Xiao Yi shook his head vigorously, shook off those messy thoughts, and after checking it according to the experience of his previous life, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, the woman was just weak, or she hadn't rested well for a long time, resulting in a coma, as long as she had a good rest, she should be fine.

"Girl, wake up, girl......" Xiao Yi shook the woman and shouted a few times, but the woman showed no signs of waking up.

Then I looked at the child in the cart, and by the light of the street lamp, I could see that it was a cute little girl, probably two or three years old.

Xiao Yi looked at the woman in his arms, then at the child sitting in the stroller, couldn't help frowning, and began to look for the woman and the stroller.

Don't get me wrong, he's just looking for a cell phone or something else that would indicate the woman's identity and home address.

As a result, he was disappointed, the woman had nothing with her, and she didn't have a mobile phone.

Xiao Yi didn't know what to do at the moment, his own mobile phone was automatically turned off when he ran out of power during the meal just now, and there were no shops or residents nearby.

Now there is no way to call the police or call 120 to send the woman to the hospital, if you send it yourself...... The nearest hospital or hotel is more than five kilometres away. Five kilometers is nothing for me in my previous life, even if my current body is five kilometers, I can walk it, but if I take this mother and daughter, it will be difficult to do.

Some headaches looked at the woman in his arms, and the little girl in the stroller, "Alas, good people do it to the end." After thinking about it for a long time, Xiao Yi decided to take the mother and daughter back to his home, which is less than three kilometers away from here at most, and he should be able to get there if he gritted his teeth and insisted.

Just do it, Xiao Yi picked up the woman and slowly moved it to his back...... Feeling the soft touch coming from his back, Xiao Yi felt a little strange in his heart, but he was soon forced down by Xiao Yi! Pushing on the cart, Xiao Yi walked slowly towards the house where he lived.

It took more than an hour, and when Xiao Yi was about to collapse, he finally returned to his kennel.

"Whew...... Oh, damn it, this body is such a waste, a person who doesn't carry a hundred pounds on his back is actually tired like this. After Xiao Yi put the woman on the sofa, he sat down and took a few breaths.

After resting for a while, Xiao Yi got up and returned to the bedroom, ready to change the sheets and quilt covers, after all, Xiao Yi had all the characteristics of dicks and otaku before, and now this sheet quilt cover seems to have not been in the washing machine for a long time, and the smell on it makes Xiao Yi frown now, you can't let a girl sleep in such an environment, right?

took out the sheets and quilt covers, and Xiao Yi quickly changed them. It's also a loss that although Xiao Yi is lazy in this life, he still has spare things to change, otherwise Xiao Yi can only let such a big beauty accept the edification of "dick silk breath".

Although there will still be a little smell on the quilt after the change, it is much better than before. Back in the living room, using the little strength he had left, a princess carried the woman to the bed in the bedroom, and then breathed a deep sigh of relief.

He only then had time to carefully look at the woman he had "picked up" back, her figure was even more prominent when she was lying on the bed, her straight breasts, her waist was full of arms, her slender and straight legs, her face was pale, her slightly wrinkled eyebrows made her face look a little miserable, her long hair was scattered on the pillow, her long eyelashes, and her small nose was slightly erect,...... What a clever face, this is the most beautiful woman Xiao Yi has ever seen in his two lives, there is no one!

After looking at this pleasant sleeping beauty for a while, Xiao Yi took off the woman's shoes and covered her with a quilt, and then hugged the little girl in the cart to the bed, worthy of being a mother and daughter, this little girl is also a beautiful embryo, looking very beautiful, when Xiao Yi picked her up and put her on the bed, she was very dissatisfied and pouted, looking very cute.

After settling the two, a wave of fatigue hit Xiao Yi, and after a hurried wash, Xiao Yi lay on the sofa in the living room and fell asleep.

After Xiao Yi fell asleep, the two parts of his mind that had not yet fused began to merge rapidly, making Xiao Yi, who was already asleep, frown, and a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

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