Chapter 774: Trouble to help saw
About two hours later, He Ningyan opened his eyes slightly and looked at the position of the sun outside the gap in the leaves.
It's almost time to get up and get down to business!
"Edward!"
He Ningyan's voice, how did it become so gentle? I feel that the woman has suddenly become extremely gentle, and there must be something to ask for.
Edward closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. Just don't wake up, how to drop?
"Edward, you said you wanted to help me, you can't talk and don't talk. The voice was pitiful: "Only you can do this, and they will definitely not be able to do it." ”
Doesn't he? It seems that he is still powerful... Edward opened his eyes with satisfaction: "Well, let's talk about it!"
He Ningyan took out a chainsaw violently, with a smile on his face: "Please cut me open!"
Edward looked at the lumberjack or chainsaw in horror, a very professional chainsaw: "Sawing... "What are you kidding, right?
He Ningyan nodded very seriously: "Please see off your head first, then your limbs, and then you should cut off your waist later." I didn't eat much for breakfast, and after two hours, I should have almost digested it. ”
Caesar looked at it a little worriedly, this is too crazy, isn't it?Why does He Ningyan go off the rails every time he does something, this is too terrible, it will make Edward have a psychological shadow.
And the three teammates are simply impressed. Aticha was almost moved to tears: "See no, see no! Why do you always find no skills, that is, you don't have the professionalism of the boss." The boss is the best, I've got your back!"
Leon rolled his eyes at Aticha: "Who knew I could fly like this? Why don't you fly like this?
Muhammad immediately cried, wiping his tears: "Boss, you are so great, you are really great!"
"Oh yes, after sawing it open, it fell apart. He Ningyan remembered something, pointed his finger to the side, and conjured up a small swimming pool, but there was no water in it. Tiles covered the entire pool wall, and she was relieved: "This will be fine, it won't stain other places." ”
Even if it returns to its original state at 0:00 a.m., it can't be a day full of blood here.
"Ready to go. He Ningyan put the huge chainsaw in his hand in front of Edward with a little difficulty.
Edward wanted to have a good talk with He Ningyan, and he had to dispel this terrifying thought. But he forgot that he was sleeping in a hammock, and as soon as he lifted his foot, the hammock rolled over on its side, and he fell to the ground with a "poof", lying on the ground.
Fortunately, there was a thick grass on the ground, and there were fallen leaves on the grass, so the fall was not heavy. But this made Aticha laugh out loud!
He is a dignified administrator, when did he fall like a dog eating? Just now he was full of other things, otherwise, before he fell, he could use lightning to straighten his body.
Aticha's smile immediately froze, and they watched in amazement as Edward's entire body slowly rose and floated in mid-air.
Edward floats in mid-air, feeling so powerful~
Edward, who finally had a little face, fell down, and after touching the ground with his feet, he shook his head: "No!"
He Ningyan tilted his head slightly, with an expression of "that's how he looks at you". She needed an explanation, a reasonable explanation.
Edward had already thought of his words: "Some immortal spells have a limit on the number of times, it is possible to die ten times, it is possible to die three times, and it is possible to die only once. In case there is a limit to the number of times, don't you die once less?"
"No!" He Ningyan laughed violently: "They won't let me die." ”
What I figured out just now was that if you wanted He Ningyan to die, there was no need to give such a skill. Since I don't want her to die, then there will be no limit to the number of times... Clever woman, it's a real headache!
"But you have to understand what this skill is for?" Edward was almost speechless, knowing that even if he sawed off his head first, it would hurt. If you have immortal skills, you don't want her to participate in the competition, why do you need to know?
"If someone breaks in again, I want to know what I can do, I can't wait to die, and when I'm done, I'll wait for resurrection. He Ningyan said very seriously: "For example, if they cut off my head and walked away with it, will I still be able to resurrect?"
Edward covered his forehead, he was really tired of using his brain, especially to find a reason to refute: "I'll help you make up for your head." ”
"But the chip is in the cortex. ”
“。。。 ”
"If they take my hands and feet, then I will be resurrected, and what will I do if I have no legs and feet?" So not only do you have to sawn me off, but you have to put my hands and feet far away, or even burn them. ”
“。。。 ”
"What if you have an accident too?"
“。。。 ”
I was trying to prevaricate with "as long as I'm here, don't think so much", but now it's okay, there's no reason. Katerina's abilities are stronger than him, and if he does it himself, he will definitely not be able to hold it. When the time comes, without him, this kind of appalling, extremely cruel and terrifying thing will happen again, and I really can't say whether He Ningyan will be resurrected.
"So, let's do it!" He Ningyan squatted down, turned the chainsaw upwards, and pulled the starting rope of the chainsaw hard, and the chainsaw suddenly started "woo~", the sharp and sharp sawtooth kept shaking, sawing through the big tree with the bowl mouth of the hammock next to it, it only took a few seconds. Saw the head, if the speed is fast, use full strength to wheel over, just need a moment.
Looking at the chainsaw that made a sound, the sound of "woo~" made the braincase "woo"... Edward frowned, his eyebrows were so furrowed that he almost closed his eyes, and raised his hand: "Don't~"
But the sound of the high-powered chainsaw muffled his weak voice, and Edward slammed his hand on his waist, pointed at the chainsaw with the other, and yelled: "Please turn this thing off first!"
He Ningyan turned off the chainsaw immediately, and after putting it down, he didn't know what was going on, and looked at Edward in surprise.
sawed her alive, sawed off her head first, sawed off her limbs, and sawed off her waist again. And take away her hands and feet, to see if she is resurrected... How could this woman come up with anything?
He Ningyan seemed to understand, so he pointed to the swimming pool without water again. A large magic prop appeared, and she cautiously tentatively asked, "Is this okay?"
Edward looked at it and rolled his eyes. This magic prop is familiar, a wooden box, laid horizontally, and the actor who cooperates with the magician lies in the box.
The magic trick is called "Big Saw Living Man"!
"No!" Edward yelled again. Is he out of shape? But when it comes to this kind of thing, anyone will lose his temper.
He took a deep breath: "He, I'm sorry, I can't do it. Sorry, I'm sorry!" After saying that, the person disappeared.
"Hey~" He Ningyan's eyes looked up and down, left and right, and eagerly searched, but there was no one in sight.
Aticha Dale, I didn't see anyone last night, and now I don't see anyone again, so I know that this master is unreliable.
Since Edward can't, then ... He Ningyan turned his gaze to the others, and a smile on his face that was obviously not good-willed.
Caesar suddenly "exhaled" and disappeared. I don't know how people go, anyway, they disappeared without saying a word. Leaving three pig teammates who were having fun, but slowly noticed something, and the smiles on their faces were slowly put away.
"Hurry up!" He Ningyan shouted in the box.
"I can't, you come... I can't, you come ... No, no, no... The three of them pushed each other around, and a chainsaw was placed in front of the box, and the switch hadn't even been turned on.
"Those who don't dare are all bad seeds, don't want you to separate your hands and feet, just sawing the box at the head first, and then sawing it into two sections!" He Ningyan was agitated by his words, and he didn't dare to saw, so he had to retreat. In doing so, it seems to be too bloody and beyond the limits of his teammates.
Seeds... Leon's courageous appearance made Aticha and Muhammad see a little hope, rise up, hurry up!
Leon puffed up his breath, and then said to the box in a kind voice: "Boss, it may be okay to see others, see you... I, I can't do it. I'll go first!"
Aticha and Muhammad looked at each other, and they couldn't do it... Edward flashed, Caesar flashed, and even Leon ran away, so what were they waiting for here, so they both ran almost at the same time.
Two tigers, two tigers, run fast, run fast... The two men shouted at Leon's back: "Wait for me!"
He Ningyan was anxious: "Stop... Let me out first!"
Leon ran all the way out of the lawn, holding on to a tree, panting for air.
"Oh, here it is!" there was a voice next to him.
Leon looked around the trunk of the tree and saw a table and two chairs not far from the tree, where Edward and Caesar were sitting leisurely drinking coffee.
"You ... "I just said two words, but I couldn't continue, and I took a breath again.
Next to the table, there were five people seated. Aticha poured a cup of coffee and picked it up.
Leon pouted: "If you only know yourself, you can't pour two more glasses?"
"Hey!" Aticha pretended to be elegant and noble as he took his coffee, "I am older than you, you should pour it for me." You must know that I didn't take you to the medical room yesterday, once at noon and once in the middle of the night, you have no conscience, you pour it yourself!"
After speaking, I took a sip, "wow" was so hot that I almost didn't spit it out, and I forgot to add milk and sugar.
Leon snorted and poured two glasses at once. I took a cup for myself, and the rest was Muhammad's.
Muhammad was a little depressed, why can't he pour more than half a cup? Do you drink it now, or do you want to add a little more? Forget it, take it and drink it, and pour yourself another glass after drinking.
Aticha looked sideways at the grass, He Ningyan in the swimming pool had already come out of the wooden box, and sat on the edge of the swimming pool in a daze, motionless for a long time: "What is she thinking?"
"I don't know, I don't feel good anyway!" Leon tilted his head slightly, also concerned: "With what I know, as long as she is sure of one thing, she will not give up if she doesn't do it." ”
"Hey, look, she's up!" said Mohammed, turning his chair around and observing with his coffee.
It's in a good location, condescending, and although it's a bit far away, it's generally visible. And there are trees to shade it, so you don't usually notice it.
Aticha and Lyon, the two of them talked like a double reed:
"She seems to be changing things, conjuring up a ... Machine!"
"It's a machine, what does she want a machine for? Are you going to have a human meat grinder?"
"It really looks like a meat grinder, with an opening on the top and a mouth on the bottom, similar to an enlarged industrial meat grinder. ”
"No, the boss won't... If so, it's too ruthless... ”
"But the boss is such a ruthless man!" said Mohammed, not paying attention, pinching his coffee in his fingers and taking a leisurely sip. Suddenly feeling that something was not quite right, he raised his head and turned his head to look at his teammates and Edward and Caesar. Why is everyone's face so ugly?
He Ningyan searched according to the information on the page and conjured up a huge crusher, which is specially used for large-scale industrial crushing, which can crush wood, livestock for feed, plastic or paper for recycled materials...
Such a machine can grind an old dead cow into a meat sauce with bones and skin in just five seconds.
This stuff is good!
I also have to conjure up a socket, which is on the wall of the swimming pool, and the machine consumes a lot of electricity, and there is no way to turn it without electricity. When you're ready, turn on the machine. The five-meter-long large grinder was immediately put into operation, and inside it was like a shark's heavy teeth, and the parts with sharp crushing functions kept turning, waiting for the "food" to enter.
Do you want to go in after you die, or do you just jump down?
This may be more painful than falling to death, and when you jump off a cliff, you will die immediately at the end of the day. And this may take a second or two ...
Then go head in first!
The five of them watched nervously from afar, and saw the touch of red, jumped down, and disappeared above the pool and the machine... What a jump!
"Ah~" most of them cried out.
Five people jumped almost at the same time. Half of Mohammed's cup of coffee was overturned, and the milk was poured on his thigh.
"Boss!" Leon roared, and was about to rush over, but after running a few steps, he stopped... for no one came with ...
Caesar was grabbed by Edward, and Caesar frowned slightly, and then his brow furrowed.
Now in the past, He Ningyan is just a bunch of meat sauce, and it definitely doesn't look good. It's the same as yesterday at the bottom of the mountain, if you can live, you can naturally live, but if you can't live, you can't see her so ugly.
Edward with a bit of approval ... Sure enough, it's a smart person. Look at the other three, all back. Luckily, it's not too stupid.
Edward drew an enchantment and led everyone through it. At the other end of the barrier, more than ten meters from the pool.
"Don't go over yet, wait until I say it's okay, and then come back. If not, go first, and I will be resurrected. Edward took a deep breath and prepared to walk to the pool.