Chapter 121: I actually like to play dumb
No matter how upside down the world of entertainment last night was, my world is still the same this morning.
I rarely got up early, put on a neat sports casual suit, and went to the place Yao Zimiao chose to report to the performing arts.
When I arrived at the agreed subway entrance, I saw the girl shining with golden light from a distance. She also wore a clean school outfit today, a high chair, and a plain guitar, and thus began her day of performing arts.
As an escort, I actually arrived later than her, which made me a little embarrassed. Hurriedly running to her side, greeting with a slightly embarrassed smile, I consciously stepped aside silently, not to disturb the girl next to me who had already started playing.
I don't know the rhythm, but music that is soothing is good music, as I heard at this time.
I was intoxicated to stand and listen and admire, and there were many pedestrians like me. There were a lot of pedestrians passing by at the subway entrance, one after another, most of them were hurrying by, but a considerable number of them slowed down and showed a look of surprise on their faces.
Such a quiet time always passes quickly, and before you know it, it is close to noon. I was communicating with Shi Shi on QQ about Yao Zimiao's lunch when suddenly a little boy ran over to me.
"Sister, you play so well!" The little boy looked like he was about 4 or 5 years old, his voice was brittle, not as high as my waistline, but he was a little adult, and he stuffed a red hairy grandfather into my hand and said, "This is what my father gave me, saying that you have been playing for so long and hard, and you have a good meal at noon!"
Me: "......"
Why, it was Yao Zimiao who played the guitar, why did the little adult in front of me stuff the money to me? At this moment, why did I have the illusion that I had fallen into a street beggar?
Although I was full of questions, I really couldn't ask in the face of a small point, but the little adult in front of me seemed to see through my thoughts, and said to myself: "That beautiful sister is very engaged, I still don't want to disturb her." You're her henchman, so it's the same for you!"
Me: "......"
Attendant, that eye of yours can see that I'm her attendant?
Although, it seems, it seems, I am indeed Miss Yao Zimiao's foil today, no, I am an escort, but I am not a follower, okay!
"This eldest sister, why do you keep staring at me and not speaking? I give you money, shouldn't you say thank you?" The little adult was obviously quite dissatisfied with my wandering, and frowned and guessed: "Could it be that I have never seen such a large amount of money, and I was stupid for a while?"
Me: "......"
What do you mean that I have never seen such a large denomination of money? Do I look so poor and sour? Also, why did I just call Yao Zimiao my sister, but I am the eldest sister? Although they are all sisters, the difference between the words is very different!
"Little friend, thank you!" Before I could figure out how to fight back against the little dot in front of me without losing my identity, Yao Zimiao next to me stopped playing and thanked him.
"Wow, my sister's voice is also good, just as good as the guitar sound just now!" The little adult instantly saw the idol-like star eyes, and said with great admiration: "My sister is so beautiful, she can go to be a big star on TV! Not as pitiful as the big sister next to her, she is a mute!"
Me: "......"
Little guy, look at my sister, I don't beat your little ass, just discriminate that I haven't seen the world, and now I actually say I'm dumb!
"Little friend, it's not a bad thing to have a rich imagination, but it's not right to imagine wildly!" I tried to control my voice, trying to be as kind and gentle as possible, and continued: "Sister just didn't think about how to phrase it for a while, but it's not that you're a dumb person!"
"Ah, you can actually speak? Then why did you pretend to be dumb just now, could it be your special habit?" The little adult looked frightened, hid behind Yao Zimiao slightly, and said with some grievances: "This eldest sister's hobby is really strange, she actually likes to pretend to be dumb." ”
Me: "......!"
……
"Little friend, what's your name?" I told myself over and over again in my heart that the other party was just a child, and he must not be like him. I changed the subject without a trace, trying to ease the awkward situation I was in right now.
"Dad said you can't tell strangers your name. The little adult categorically refused, turned to look at me defensively, and said word by word: "It's not early, my dad should be in a hurry, let's talk next time!"
Me: "......"
Who sent this little devil to answer me? Where does such a clever speech look like an innocent and romantic child?
"Sister Xiaoyan, it's really not early at the moment, why don't we go to lunch!" Yao Zimiao obviously sensed my embarrassment, and decided to change the battlefield very considerately.
"Okay, okay, what do you like to eat?" The steps given by the goddess, I naturally flew quickly, and took the initiative to suggest: "If you don't mind the time, we can take a car to a western restaurant farther away, where the environment is elegant and the taste of the dishes is authentic." Or if you don't want to go too far, there is also an authentic snack nearby, although the environment is slightly noisy, but the taste is absolutely authentic and very local......"
"Sister Xiaoyan, I'm afraid we don't need to worry about this problem......" Yao Zimiao's gaze crossed me, looked behind me, and said with a playful smile: "Brother Xiaowei personally came to pick us up for dinner?"
Brother Xiao Wei?
I turned around in astonishment, and really saw the big iceberg in a straight suit walking towards us, nodded politely to Yao Zimiao, and his eyes were firmly glued to my body, and said gently: "Are you hungry, let's go to lunch." ”
My relationship with Da Bingshan is not public at this time, and the normal relationship at the moment should be a high-ranking president, a golden and delicate daughter, and a secretary and a small follower before and after the saddle...... Well, I'll admit, the little adult just now was still very prescient!
"Ye, Mr. Ye, I was just discussing with Miss Yao where to eat!" Between the secretary's little follower and Da Bingshan's girlfriend, I decisively chose the former in a low-key manner, and pulled the goddess who was almost ignored by Da Bingshan back into Da Bingshan's sight in a timely manner. Hey, my consciousness has always been very high, and it is very important to correct my position at a critical moment!
"I have booked the seafood restaurant you wanted to go to last time. Da Bingshan didn't seem to care about the reminder in my words, so he naturally took my hand, made a gesture of please to Yao Zimiao, and walked towards the car together.
Me: "......"
Now that we are the lord and the goddess is the guest, shouldn't we ask for the opinions of the guests when choosing a place to eat? And since your old man has made a reservation, he said that the seafood restaurant has fresh ingredients and exquisite cooking, so why do you want to emphasize that it is the place I wanted to go to last time? Is it really good to show affection in this way?
"Sister Xiaoyan and I didn't know what to eat just now, but fortunately, Brother Xiaowei came in time and solved our problem. Yao Zimiao smiled brightly, but his eyes swept over my hand held by the big iceberg with deep meaning, and asked very calmly: "Brother Xiaowei, you and Sister Xiaoyan ......"
"She's my girlfriend!" the big iceberg did not shy away from it, raising our clasped hands and declaring sovereignty.
"That's really the case!" Yao Zimiao seemed to have expected it, and smiled sweetly: "I don't think Sister Xiaoyan is like an ordinary secretary." ”
Me: "......"
I'm a real secretary! What can I look like like a secretary? Goddess, are you praising me or hurting me?
"Oh?" Picking out the relationship, Da Bingshan put his hand around my waist very unscrupulously, and asked evilly, "Why doesn't she look like an ordinary secretary?
Me: "......"
Demons, demons, don't you guess so accurately!
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The seafood shop booked by Da Bingshan is a newly opened one, because of its fresh ingredients, coupled with the chef's special cooking skills, it was interviewed by a reporter from the food column of the TV station, for a while, this seafood restaurant became popular, and there is always a huge queue at the door. At this moment, it is also a big iceberg shot, otherwise it will not be in place at all.
"This restaurant recommended by Brother Xiao Wei is really special, just looking at this menu, I can't guess what the dishes are!" Yao Zimiao looked at the menu and praised it with praise: "The name of the dish is so exquisite, presumably the taste of the dish will definitely make people remember!"
"Yes, I feel like I'm not looking at a menu, but like a book of ancient poems!" I echoed, such a menu named after a poem is really eye-opening and appetizing.
"I'll memorize the ancient poems when I go home, let's order first!" Da Bingshan looked at me and asked, "What do you want to eat?"
Here I am again, I don't know how to be polite at all, shouldn't I let the guests order food first!
"Zimiao wants to eat something, you order it first!" Since there is an unreliable leader on the stall, let's play a round.
"I just returned to China, and everything I eat is fresh. Yao Zimiao closed the menu and said to me with a smile: "I really don't understand the name of this poetic dish, or Sister Xiaoyan will help me order it together!"
Actually, it's the first time I've been here...... "I don't understand it either!
"Waiter, order!" Seeing that I was hesitant, the big iceberg went out in person.
Soon, a tall and thin waiter stood in front of us, smiled very standardly, and asked, "What kind of dish do you want to eat, sir?"
Yes, we can't understand the menu, we can ask the waiter to recommend it!
"No need. The big iceberg also closed the menu, and did not give the waiter more opportunities to speak.
No, it's still clear that I can't understand the menu and don't know what dishes to order. There's someone ready to help introduce you here, so why don't you say you don't need to? Is it possible......
"Take all of your top 20 best-selling dishes!" The big iceberg threw out the biggest thunder of the day.
Sure enough, a local tyrant is a local tyrant, and I sighed silently in my heart. This way of ordering, in addition to Howe, feels more earthy!
Looking back at Yao Zimiao, who couldn't make any reaction, hey, in the end, it was my Taoism that was a little deeper, and I was somewhat prepared for such a feat as the big iceberg.
"Da Bing, there are only 3 of us, why do we order so many dishes?" Although I definitely don't have to pay for this meal, but now, Da Bingshan's silver is also my silver, and I will feel pain if he is such a loser, right?
"It's rare to come once, don't order more, how do you know which dish is better?" Da Bingshan returned to his place, turned his head to the waiter and urged: "Go and place an order, we're in a hurry." ”
The waiter walked quickly, obviously surprised by the big iceberg's generosity, and exited the private room without looking back.
"Brother Xiaowei, I had planned to experience life today, just have a light meal at noon, and I don't have to spend so much. Yao Zimiao's voice was very tactful, but her brows were inadvertently furrowed slightly.
"It's rare to invite you to dinner, it's too casual. Da Bingshan only glanced at Yao Zimiao lightly, and didn't notice the other party's already unhappy expression at all, and said to himself: "Don't worry, your brother Xiaowei is rich!"
Me: "......"
What's wrong with the big iceberg, although I don't take the traditional virtue of thrift too seriously on weekdays, but in the end I won't make such extravagant and wasteful actions as today. Today's big iceberg always feels a little weird!