Chapter 151 - Blind Date
The female ghost waved one hand, and a blood-red light flickered.
The rope formation, which I thought was so powerful, immediately broke in response, and the five people fell in five directions.
Mai Yi only felt that a flower in front of him, any black mist and red light, all disappeared.
Suddenly, a small village suddenly became in front of him, and he himself became a rural boy.
Before Mai Yi came to his senses, an old man suddenly came over and shouted at Mai Yi: "Maizi, why are you still stunned? The girls of the Li family are here, you stupid boy, hurry up and go back with me." ”
Mai Yi couldn't help but be stunned, "Who are you?"
The old man came up and slapped Mai Yi on the head, "Who am I?
Mai Yi glared, "You old man, after beating someone, you still scolded me!"
The old man was so angry that his beard puffed up, "I'm your uncle!
Mai Yi looked at the old man, and suddenly felt a trance in front of him, and he didn't know why there was an uncle.
Mai Yi stupidly followed the old man to the gate of a courtyard.
The old man turned around and looked at Mai Yi, helped Mai Yi tidy up his clothes, and then nodded, "Cheng, come in with me." ”
After Mai Yi entered the courtyard in a daze, he saw a village woman washing fruit in the small courtyard.
When the village woman saw Mai Yi, she hurriedly stepped forward, "Maizi, that girl is good, Mom looks good." ”
Mai Yi looked at the village woman suspiciously, "Mom?"
The village woman looked at Mai Yi, "What's the matter, you don't even know your mother anymore?"
Mai Yi was slightly stunned, there was a hint of cunning in her eyes, and she nodded and said, "Know, know, let's go, where is the girl." ”
The village woman took Mai Yi's hand and went into the house.
The house is a house in the northern countryside, with one room on the left and one room on the left.
Mai Yi followed the village woman into the main house, only to see several people sitting in the house.
On the clay kang, two men sat opposite each other, and there was a matchmaker-like person next to them, who was also smiling and saying something.
On the opposite side of the kang sits a mother and daughter next to a folding table.
Although the mother's face was full of joy, there was a trace of reluctance.
The daughter was full of shyness and refused to look up.
Mai Yi couldn't help sneering when she saw this posture in the room, "This is to give me a blind date!"
After Mai Yi said this, a man on the kang immediately shouted: "You dead boy, you know, you came back so late." ”
The old man who pretended to be Uncle Mai Yi said: "When I found this kid, he was still stupid and wandering around the village. ”
The man who spoke first hurriedly said to the old man, "Big brother, I'm sorry for you." ”
The old man waved his hand, "It's all your own family's business, and it's not troublesome." ”
Seeing this, Mai Yi said to the man: "Yo, then you are my father!"
The man was stunned for a moment, "With you Lao Tzu, you are still pretending to be stupid!"
And the man, who had not spoken, asked suspiciously: "Brother Mai, this kid of yours is quite handsome, is this brain!"
Mai Yi's fake mother hurriedly said: "Brother Li, this kid is usually very clever, but when he heard about the blind date, he was a little stunned. ”
Mai Yi's fake father also nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, the first time, he was also confused." ”
Only then did the eldest brother of the Li family say: "That's good, that's good." ”
Mai Yi's fake mother hurriedly said, "Maizi!" said, giving Mai Yi a look, "The girl is here, you have something to say!"
When Mai Yi heard this, she looked towards the girl of the Li family.
The girl kept her head down, and Mai Yi didn't see her face.
But even if she didn't see her face, Mai Yi knew what was going on.
Mai Yi sneered directly, "Little girl, raise your head and show it to your uncle!"
As soon as Mai Yi said this, his fake father slapped the table, "You bastard, how can you talk." ”
The fake mother grabbed Mai Yi's ear, "Did you kid drink secretly again, why are you talking nonsense." ”
Mai Yi flipped her hand and lifted the fake mother's hand, and said coldly: "Enough! Don't think that I don't know that this is a ghost hitting the wall, this little trick, and you still want to lie to me!"
Mai Yi said, looking at the girl of the Li family, "You 10,000-year-old single aunt, you want to go crazy!
As soon as Mai Yi said this, the people around him instantly seemed to be on a movie card, and they were all frozen in place.
The girl of the Li family slowly raised her head, and it was the face of the female ghost.
It's just that the current appearance is a beautiful face, without the rotten flesh on the side.
The female ghost looked at Mai Yi, "You actually saw through my ghost hitting the wall, how did you do it?"
Mai Yi snorted coldly, "I'm sorry, I have no father or mother since I was a child, and I don't have any relatives at home." What an uncle, a mother, a father, has already been dressed up before he appears. ”
The female ghost was slightly stunned, "You are also a hard-working person!"
Mai Yi waved his hand, "I don't need you to pity me! Say, what do you want, draw a line!
The female ghost sneered, "You're tough now!"
Mai Yi also had a bad face, "Then my parents are joking, I just can't beat you, and I have to bite off a piece of your meat." ”
The female ghost looked at Mai Yi, "For your pitiful sake, let you live a little longer!" After speaking, the whole person disappeared.
And the other relatives, the house, also disappeared into the black fog.
When Mai Yi came back to his senses, he was already in the parking lot, but he didn't know where he was.
Surrounded by second-hand cars, at a glance, endless.
Mai Yi didn't know where to go, so he had to take out a paper cutter, cut his finger again, wiped the blood on his body, and groped his way forward in the fog.
In the black fog, Mai Yi couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest, and couldn't feel the passage of time.
I don't know how long I walked, Mai Yi suddenly heard someone shouting in the distance: "What, get married tomorrow?"
When Mai Yi heard this voice, he was immediately overjoyed, and shouted directly, "Fighter, I'm Mai Yi, where are you!"
Mai Yi shouted this, but the fighter did not answer.
Mai Yi had no choice but to follow the direction of the voice just now and ran over quickly.
By the time Mai Yi spotted the fighter, the fighter was standing with the ghost.
The female ghost leaned into the fighter's ear and whispered something softly.
The fighter looked delighted, nodded repeatedly, and then was about to undress.
Seeing this, Mai Yi immediately flew up, and gave the female ghost a punch without thinking about it.
The female ghost didn't take it seriously at all, and she didn't even look at Mai Yi.
But Mai Yi's punch fell and hit the female ghost's vest directly, and the female ghost suddenly wailed and threw herself directly to the ground.
Mai Yi raised his hand and gave the fighter a big mouth, "Don't dream, wake up quickly!"
The fighter took this blow, and instantly came to his senses, and looked at Mai Yi and the female ghost in astonishment, "I ......"
The female ghost hurriedly got up and looked at Mai Yi with a vigilant expression, "I didn't expect you to have some ability." ”
Mai Yi said boldly: "Lao Tzu is very capable!
As soon as Mai Yi finished speaking, the female ghost shouted angrily, "Okay!" As she spoke, she suddenly raised her hand, threw out a bloody light, and hit Mai Yi.