The center of Nanwan is not big, but there are many places to eat, after all, the coastal city is rich in seafood resources and has many delicacies.

After a while, the car stopped outside a roasted oyster beer city, this shop had been here before, the consumption was a little expensive, but the taste was good, mainly because of the good service attitude.

Don't underestimate the good service attitude, barbecue oyster beer food stalls, there are few that can do this, look at the small electric cars parked outside the door, you know that the boss will do business.

ordered food and served wine, and the topic turned to Chen Jingle.

"What about you?

Chen Jingle pouted: "It's still the same, continue to be a salted fish." ”

Huang Bo poured everyone a glass of wine first: "It's not bad to write a book, but I said that you stay at home all day and don't go out, and you don't go out to meet more beautiful girls, is that interesting?"

If you come out, you will definitely have to drink, and you will be called a substitute driver later.

Lin Jian also smiled and agreed: "Is it interesting?"

Chen Jingle nodded: "It's very interesting." ”

"Damn!" decisively swapped back two middle fingers.

The three of them touched one first, and Lin Jian said: "Your character, let's find a simple and easy job, it doesn't matter if the salary is low, writing books as a part-time job, it doesn't affect the two." ”

Nima, why do so many people say that? I really think it's so easy to code words? I spend so much time thinking about it every day, eating and shitting, thinking about how the protagonist is going to pretend to be forced, how to slap my face, how to play with memes, and I have to worry about whether the reader will abandon the book because of some strange poisonous point.

There was a reader who said that Chen Jingle's books were so wonderful that his taste became awkward, and he couldn't find a book to read, so he finally decided to abandon the book.

Every time I read a book review, I wonder if I have anxiety and depression.

But now I don't know how to code words, and after I finish the copy, I will be a salted fish every day, which is beautiful.

Chen Jingle waved his hand: "It's impossible to work part-time, and I can't do business, so I can only write novels and work hard to maintain my life." The readers in the book review section are all talented, and they speak well, I love it here!"

Should they tell them that they are already billionaires?

Forget it, otherwise they will definitely let me have a treat later, and the blood will be lost.

The boss who drove the four-wheeler didn't say anything, and wanted me to pay for the No. 11 bus? I think you're making things difficult for me Peppa Pig!

After serving two dozen roasted oysters in a row, Chen Jingle had already eaten six or seven minutes full before he came, and he ate slowly and leisurely at this time, sipping blue cordon brilla from time to time, which was delicious.

Seeing that there were already seven or eight oyster shells in front of Huang Bo, Chen Jingle couldn't help but complain: "Ma Dan, eat so many oysters, can you stand it tonight?"

This thing is a big supplement, and men and women know it, but it's too much. A single dog like Chen Jingle, who has plenty of kidney water, doesn't dare to eat too much, in case he dreams at night, he will be uncomfortable, especially when he wakes up halfway and looks at his crotch......

Hearing Chen Jingle ask, Huang Bo put down his chopsticks, took a sip of bitter wine, and began to cry: "Women are all liars, and they just rubbed it and didn't go in, but as soon as I nodded, I sat up and moved by myself, which made my chickens tired." ”

Chen Jingle: "......"

Lin Jian: "......"

Is there a need to call on behalf of the same city?

Why does this guy have a girlfriend constantly, and often go out with strange women to applaud?

Obviously not as handsome as me, can you do whatever you want if you have money?

Chen Jingle learned from the pain, and finally understood, yes, that's right!

He remembered a recent joke that was widely circulated on the Internet, saying, "If the object of the goddess's affection is a man who is inconspicuous or even short, fat and small-eyed, then please don't wonder if the goddess is blind, what if the man will drive a Ferrari with one hand?"

Driving a Ferrari with one hand, such an awesome skill is not something that ordinary people can have!

Chen Jingle thought, it seems that he needs to know about those supercar cars, although riding a small electric car is very stylish, but he can't show his clever driving skills.

Looking back to see if there are about 20 million cars, find a few photo screenshots to make a screensaver, it turns out that the beautiful picture has long been tired of looking crooked.

Therefore, I advise everyone not to take the initiative to chat with your goddess anymore, and working hard to move bricks to make money is the last word.

What if one day you call at one o'clock in the morning and she pants and tells you she's running, do you believe it or not?

Chen Jingle: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of Huang Bo!"

Huang Bo suddenly said with disdain: "How can a man be not colored? You are not lustful? I don't believe it! Why don't you even let go of your own hand!"

Chen Jingle: "......"

Everyone is in nine years of compulsory education, why are you so good?

Come on, did you secretly make up the class without us knowing?!

Lin Jian squirted out a sip ......of wine, and laughed stupidly: "You're not artificial leather, you're real leather!"

Looking at the tables next to him, Chen Jingle almost wanted to teach them how to be a man with a glass bottle.

Pi is very happy this time?

"Laugh at chicken feathers, aren't you the same?" Chen Jingle was unhappy that he was alone with the firepower, and decisively mocked Lin Jiankai.

Lin Jian couldn't laugh anymore.

That's right, he's also a man who still needs to do it himself......

What a sad story.

Although this guy looks ordinary, he is tall and big, and he shouldn't say that he can't chase girls, but the people he likes don't like him.

The woman's Chen Jingle also knew that she was still a classmate in high school, and she was beautiful, but she was ......

Please eat, go.

Watch a movie, go.

Accompany shopping, good.

Give a gift and receive.

Vindicate?

Isn't it good for us to be friends forever?

Chen Jingle owes no good impression of this kind of girl, and she still has a boyfriend!

can only say that you are asking for more blessings, this kind of private matter is not easy to persuade, and you can't persuade it.

After eating supper, Huang Bo was clamoring to sing again, but fortunately there was a KTV next to him.

booked a room, but as soon as I opened the mouth, the ghost cried wolf, and the waitress who brought in the fruit plate shook her hand in fright, and almost threw the plate out.

Chen Jingle said, as long as you are happy, you don't care about our life or death.

"Brother Le, you can also have a song!"

Chen Jingle: "I can't sing, I haven't sung for decades." ”

"A few rounds of nonsense, you are only 25 today, how many years has KTV appeared, dare to say such a big thing?

Sing it, just sing it, no outsiders are there anyway, and I'm not afraid of losing face.

ordered a song of Wukong.

"Who am I and how do I live alone

Where I came from and where I'm going

It's as if I've made some kind of mistake that I can't forgive

I always feel like there's something I have to carry."

……

"I want this day, I can't cover my eyes anymore!"

"I want this land, and I can't bury my heart anymore!"

"I want all living beings to understand my intentions!"

"I want all the Buddhas to disappear!"

Chen Jingle didn't know why, he suddenly wanted to vent all the resentment and unhappiness he had accumulated for so many days, and accidentally sang the unruly monkey, the kind of wild waves that were born as demons, and the boundless domineering and wild that only belonged to Monkey King!

The voice came directly to the next room, making the little boy who wanted to sing Little Lucky embarrassed to speak.

Mom, the master is in the folk!

In the room, Huang Bo and Lin Jian next to them were dumbfounded.

Chang Wei, why do you dare to say that you don't know martial arts?!

After a long time, Huang Bo looked at Lin Jian: "Coach, I want to learn to sing." ”

Lin Jian: "Get out! I don't know anything!"