Zhang Bairen was shocked by the monkey's nonsense, he didn't expect that the monkey's brain hole was so big. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info still said that this guy was deliberate, and after watching the monkey finish speaking, he was about to twitch with laughter, and he expressed serious doubts.

Monkey guy, the most underestimated point is IQ, looking at the stupid lack of heart all day long, but the heart is shrewd!

Thinking of a bunch of female monkeys, dancing striptease with teeth and claws, and showing love to himself, Zhang Bairen couldn't help but feel a chill. Even Zhang Bairen, a person with no bottom line, can't stand the monkey's words, let alone others.

"Brother Monkey, no matter how beautiful your female monkey is, can it be compared to the fairy of our heavenly court?" patted the monkey on the shoulder, who Zha forcibly held back the smile in his heart, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Those female monkeys, you better keep them for yourself!"

After saying that, he shook his head and walked away.

It's too dangerous to stay with this monkey, and if you don't pay attention to it, you will get on fire. Although Your Majesty is much kinder now, not quite the same as before, can this joke be made casually? The picture of Zhang Bairen and a group of female monkeys inappropriately appearing in his mind involuntarily, even if he has never done this, he knows how painful it is.

"Your Majesty, but for my Heavenly Court two new cadres, Shen Gongbao and Zhao Gongming are happy?"

Seeing that all of them were embarrassed except for the monkeys, Tai Baixing couldn't help but imagine that scene for a while, and felt unbearable. After all, he is the owner of this mansion, and he has always been like a think tank, so he quickly stood up and diverted the topic.

"Hehe, it's still too white, you know me, it's like a monkey. Not to mention a few female monkeys, even if there are three thousand beauties in the harem, they can't compare to the addition of the male leopard and Gongming, which makes me happy. ”

Even Zhang Bairen couldn't help but praise Tai Baixing's words, witty, old man. not only successfully resolved the silence just now, but also took the opportunity to praise Shen Gongbao and Zhao Gongming, so that he could go down the stairs and avoid embarrassment. Immediately, he carried the wine jar and walked over.

"Male Leopard, I have admired you for a long time, and you are one of the people I rarely admire, both in terms of personality and character. Looking at Shen Gongbao, who was always talking and laughing freely although Wu Dalang was tall and ugly, Zhang Bairen said with sincerity in his eyes.

This sincerity has no element of falsification, because it is the truth. Whether it was the previous look at the Fengshen List, or the efforts made by Shen Gongbao after the outbreak of the racial war in the previous life in order to unify the flood front and jointly resist foreign enemies, he recognized the person in front of him.

As for his appearance, it can only show that Shen Gongbao is indeed in an unusual state of mind, you must know that even if it is the most ordinary immortal, it is very simple to change his appearance. But he didn't do that, which is rare.

"Your Majesty is too exalted to me, I am a sinner, and I have been reflecting on myself in the East China Sea all these years. Now Your Majesty has sent down the grace of heaven to let me make meritorious service for my crimes, but there is really no way to repay it, but to do my best. ”

Honghuang is a good place to look at strength, but you have seen the fairy who serves in Heavenly Court, the heavenly general on duty, and the high-ranking officials in service are ugly, affecting the face of Heavenly Court. Shen Gongbao, who has experienced past failures and pays more attention to these details, does not want to make mistakes in these things that seem insignificant, but in fact are likely to cause crises.

"Hahaha, come on, have a drink. ”

For many things, one or two sentences are enough, such as the attitude of the person. But for many things, one or two sentences are far from enough, such as the matter of making your attitude clear.

The current occasion is obviously not suitable for in-depth this topic, so I simply drink it first.

"Your Majesty, please. ”

calmly picked up the wine glass and motioned for Zhang Bairen to drink first, Shen Gongbao was neither humble nor arrogant from beginning to end, but he gave Zhang Bairen enough face.

"Taibai, you have to take care of the male leopard, if you don't get drunk today, you won't return. Motioning for Tai Bai Xing and Shen Gong Leopard to continue, Zhang Bairen smiled and walked towards Marshal Yi Sheng and Zhao Gongming, unlike Tai Bai Xing and Shen Gong Leopard, who are not greedy for cups, these two people are immortals in wine.

When Zhang Bairen walked over, the two were fighting fiercely at this time, and Marshal Yisheng was happy in his heart, how many years the Jade Emperor had been a grandson, and he had been doing it for as many years. These are finally good, the hard days have come to an end, and if you can show your strength and start working, it is natural that those who come will not refuse. And Zhao Gongming was distressed, not only worried that Zhang Bairen would deceive him, but also excited by the news that his sister might be alive, and his alcohol consumption also soared.

When two people meet each other in chess, they will meet good talents, and there are no less than ten jars of wine on the table. But looking at that, the war began.

"Your Majesty. ”

"Your Majesty. ”

Seeing Zhang Bairen coming over, the two of them stood up, not the slightest drunk. It can be seen that the amount of alcohol consumed by two people is indeed amazing, and it is impossible to use mana to resolve it in this case, otherwise they will look down on each other.

"Hehe, you go on, don't worry about me. Zhang Bairen smiled, he didn't want to get involved in the battlefield of the two, he was afraid to look at it, he just nodded to Zhao Gongming, and the mana transmitted: "I talk and count, today you let go, tomorrow, I will take you to make a wish." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty. ”

My heart was agitated, and I was worried about things for a whole day, and finally got a positive answer from the party, and Zhao Gongming didn't know what kind of mood he was in.

"What, you guys, it's quiet today?"

After turning around, he turned to the monkey and a few of them, Zhang Bairen looked at the few people who were relatively silent in the atmosphere, not at all like before, and a little curious.

"Your Majesty, my grandson is wrong, it turns out that you don't like female monkeys. But don't worry, if you fall in love with that beautiful fairy, my grandson can still help you and snatch her over. ”

It turned out that a few people were jointly educating the monkey just now, and some of them realized it later, and the monkey, who probably understood the situation, saw Zhang Bairen and said with some embarrassment.

"Well, monkey, you don't have to worry about it, I'll do it myself. Zhang Bairen hurriedly stopped, if he affirmed the idea of the monkey, then it would be okay. Although I am in a hurry to get off the list, it is not such a solution. "Alright, today I'll tell you another story, a story about love, sit down. ”

motioned for everyone to sit, and Zhang Bairen also sat down with a wine glass.

"Okay, well, I like to listen to His Majesty's stories the most, long insight. Grabbed the monkey who still wanted to say something, Yuan Hong said happily.

Last time, he learned classic quotations such as 'take you to pretend to be forced to fly with you', and today, he has to learn two more sentences. It's always a sentence, it's too monotonous.

"Okay, today's story, called "Journey to the West", is a classic book about love, legend ......"

Blatantly instilling the concept of love into these battle maniacs has just been proven to be unworkable, and Zhang Bairen can only save the country. Through storytelling, these people are instilled with advanced theories of love. talked endlessly, Rao is Zhang Bairen's eloquence, and he also talked for a while.

"There was once a sincere feeling in front of me, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is no more painful thing in the world, and if your sword pierces me in the throat, I will not hesitate any longer! If Heaven could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that girl: I love you, and if I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it will be 10,000 years!"

What Zhang Bairen didn't expect was that it was Yang Jian who reacted the most, and he kept reciting this sentence silently there.

"Could it be that this nephew of his own, who is in love, has never heard of it in his previous life?" Looking at Yang Jian, who was silently drinking, Zhang Bairen felt that he had a chance to talk to Yang Jian.

And a few other people, not so peaceful.

"Haha, I love that. Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my vision a little bit to change my perspective on things! Tell you, this is mine, and you are not allowed to rob me. ”

Yuan Hong reacted the fastest, listened carefully, and almost began to occupy the ownership of classic sentences.

"No, no, no, the last sentence is yours, this time it's mine. Not to be outdone, Nezha grabbed it.

But the monkey was honest, muttering in his mouth: "Lady, come out with the Bull Demon King to see God." Brother Niu, it turns out that there is a lady person? I have to ask next time I see him. In other words, what is love, why is that Supreme Treasure and that Zixia Fairy greasy and crooked. Listen, the monkey Your Majesty said is similar to me......"

"Hey, a group of love idiots, Lao Tzu's hard work has been in vain. ”

With a kind of love called Journey to the West, there is a kind of helplessness called talking about love to a single, Zhang Bairen is infinitely melancholy.

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