Hayashi Asakusa's idea was to write a classic, the kind of classic that could be watched many years later. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang is afraid to say that comedy can also become a classic.

Lin Asakusa said: "If your play is a pure comedy, it may become a classic, but it must tell many boring stories of boring girls. ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "Ask you something." ”

"You say. Hayashi Asakusa replied.

Zhang was afraid to say: "You were unlucky during that time...... Are you lucky now?"

"I haven't been out lately, I don't know. Hayashi Asakusa replied.

Zhang was afraid and said, "When you are unlucky, you must be very depressed and miserable, right?"

"There are some. Lin Asakusa said: "My situation is not the same as those girls in the story, no matter what I have experienced, it is my own business, and I will not publicize it all over the world, but you are going to shoot this, you can't think about it too simply." ”

Is this being criticized? Zhang is afraid to ponder: "In a word, you can't be dull or dramatic." ”

The two argued like this for a while, because Zhang was afraid to make the final decision, and he had to write it in a relaxed and simple way.

After this call, the real estate company called again, or about the relocation, saying that you have six houses, if you pay the house early, you can choose the house earlier, you can choose together, and connect into a big room.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Are you crazy or am I crazy? Finally, there are six houses, and you let me connect them into one?"

"I mean, it can be connected, and the house book is still six. ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "Let's talk about it." ”

The man was very anxious: "The city has been decided, and it will be demolished on the first of next month, this is something that must be done, we can't do it against the government, right?"

Zhang Wei said: "It's not the government to demolish my house, why should I do it right?" After a pause, he said: "What's more, I didn't go against you, but the conditions you gave were not satisfied." ”

"What do you want?" asked the other end of the line.

Zhang Wei said: "I have said it many times before, and I was called over by your company leaders to scold, am I sick and say it again?"

This was a daytime affair, and at the end of the night, Zhang was afraid to repeat to the monkeys about learning about the concentration camp, and then received a call from Long Xiaole.

Long Xiaole said in a relaxed tone as much as possible: "Come on, my brother invites you to dinner, eat a big meal." ”

Zhang Wei said: "I only ate it last night." ”

Long Xiaole said: "Please don't come to dinner? You are not active in eating, and you have a problem with your brain!"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Okay boss, my brain is fine, where to go?"

I went to the bun shop, which is the place where the two of them drank last night. Just like last time, there were no customers in the store, and the owner planned to close after the meal.

Long Xiaole brought two bottles of liquor and asked the boss to serve two plates of steamed buns and two plates of pickles.

As soon as Zhang Wei sat down, he asked, "Something happened, wasn't it okay yesterday?"

Long Xiaole said: "Feng Le resigned. ”

"What?" Zhang Wei asked, "What do you mean by resigning?"

Long Xiaole said: "The last time I filmed Love, and this time I cooperated with Chen Youdao, coupled with her original foundation, she was favored by a large company, saying that she was in the past with the one-year group, and if it was really good, she would have the opportunity to be a director." ”

Zhang Wei asked, "What about you?"

"What am I?"

"Didn't you say you were going to the capital to mingle?" asked Zhang Wei.

Long Xiaole smiled: "Don't worry, just go when it's time to go." ”

Zhang Wei thought for a while and asked, "I'm more curious about one thing, does Feng Le know that you are Long Xiaole?"

Long Xiaole was silent for a while, and echoed not knowing.

Zhang Wei said: "You guys are broken up, it's worth having a drink." ”

The liquor thing hurts people very much, drinking less hurts the hearts of friends, and drinking too much hurts your stomach. Looking at Long Xiaole's state, he is bound to hurt his stomach today.

Zhang was afraid to find an excuse to go out and buy three fat pig's trotters and came back, and he also brought a box of hangover medicine.

Eat some fatty meat before drinking liquor, greasy can slightly block the absorption of alcohol by the stomach, now it is a remedy, and you can make up as much as you can. One for each of them, and the extra one for the big dog.

Long Xiaole likes to eat it, so he holds it in his hands and nibbles it.

……

Later, this guy drank too much and vomited when he went out, and he vomited messily. Zhang was afraid to tell the owner of the bun shop that he was embarrassed, and gave an extra hundred yuan after checkout, saying that it was troublesome for you to clean up.

The boss smiled and said, "If you come to vomit once a day, you will earn more than selling steamed buns." ”

Zhang Wei also smiled, Fulong Xiaole got into a taxi and sent him home.

Long Jianjun was not at home, so he found the key on Long Xiaole and got him into the house, and this guy vomited again.

The Long family is very big, but there are only two people living in such a big house, looking at the miserable appearance of one place, and looking at Long Xiaole who is sleeping on the other side.

I had to get Long Xiaole back to the room first, and then come out to clean up the ground.

The floor tiles are easy to clean up, wipe them clean quickly, and go upstairs to clean up Long Xiaole.

Undressing is for sure, Zhang is afraid of being depressed: "I haven't taken off my clothes for a woman, so I used it on you first?"

Throw the dirty clothes you changed into the bathroom and don't know what to do.

Long Xiaole has no one at home, and this guy has drunk too much, what if something happens?

One more thing to mention, today's meal is two bottles of liquor, Long Xiaole was easily handled by a bottle of liquor, Zhang is afraid that it is not much better?

came back all the way, and now he has been serving Long Xiaole, and Zhang is afraid that he has always been a double shadow when he sees things.

At that moment just now, I was even more busy and sweating all over.

Now the sweat is gone, but my head is still dizzy, hazy, dizzy, confused, everything.

Long Xiaole was sleeping, Zhang was afraid of being confused and guarding, and then, Long Xiaole vomited again, and Zhang was afraid to clean up again.

The taste of liquor is huge, this time the taste is especially big, and he is confused, so Zhang Wei, who is cleaning up, also vomits.

Coincidentally, Long Jianjun came back, and when he saw Long Xiaole's shoes downstairs, as well as the smell of wine when he entered the door, he definitely wanted to come up to see what was going on. At this glance, I saw that Zhang was afraid to run to the toilet, covering his mouth as he ran......

Zhang was afraid of throwing up in the toilet and vomiting sweat.

This sweat is not the same thing as the sweat that I was tired just now, and I vomited a little empty. finally sobered up, and washed his face several times before coming out, but he saw Long Jianjun standing in front.

hurriedly said hello, saying that Long Xiaole had drunk too much, and then he was leaving.

Long Jianjun asked, "Can you go back?" ”

Zhang was afraid that he would have to go back, and in the blink of an eye, it seemed that something was missing, but he couldn't remember it.

Long Jianjun asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhang was afraid to say that it was okay, so he said goodbye and walked out.

When I got out of Long Jianjun's house and came to the community, I couldn't remember what was missing when I looked left and right, so I had to go out depressed and confused.

Suddenly, a girl shouted from behind: "Stupid, stupid, go home." ”

Zhang is afraid that he will be half awake in an instant, what about the big dog?

Trying to start remembering, well, together at school, together at mealtime, and giving the pig's trotters, and then what?

It's broken in this place, and I can't remember whether I live or die.

I had the heart to go back and knock on the door, but after thinking about it, I tried to shout Xiaobai twice, but there was no response. Did you lose it in the bun shop? Hurry up and take a taxi back.

The bun shop is closed, and the place where Long Xiaole vomits at the door has been cleaned up. But what about the big dogs?

Zhang was afraid to let the driver drive along the street, looking left and right as he drove.

The driver asked, "How long have you lost it?"

Zhang was afraid to reply that it had been two hours.

"Are you home?" the driver reminded.

That's right, Zhang was afraid to call Lao Pi in a hurry.

Lao Pi said that the big dog did not come back, and opened the door to go out to see, and went to the community and the gate of the community to look for it, but there was nothing.

Zhang is afraid that he is getting more and more nervous, what can he do? He can only let the driver drive along the street, and there is no destination, which is to find the dog.

After more than half an hour, the driver said: "It's not a sad word, if there is no news for so long, it should be lost, really lost." ”

Zhang was afraid that he didn't answer, and his attention was all outside the car.

The driver continued: "As far as I know, I've lost six dogs in a week, and I heard that a group specializing in dog stealing is coming, with guns and guns, it's scary." ”

Zhang Wei frowned: "Really?"

"I've heard that too. The driver said: "Most of the things we do are heard, but eight or nine are not far from ten, and generally the news we can hear is almost accurate." ”

Zhang Wei shook his head, his eyes continued to sweep to the long street, and continued to look for the dog.

The driver said, "I wish you had been in my car, but this is a waste of time and money, and it is not necessary." ”

Zhang was afraid that he didn't answer, thinking carefully about the past of the big dog, that guy was super smart and smart, and he was wary when he encountered bad guys, so he shouldn't have an accident. But why did you forget it?

I always say that drinking is wrong, and today I finally made a mistake.

The driver was kind and helped to find it while driving, looking left and right with his eyes. Suddenly scolded: "Broken bread is going to die, can you drive?"

Zhang was afraid to look ahead, and a van actually stopped in front of him, and then turned the front of the car and drove away.

There are few cars at night, and if you dare to do this during the day, you will definitely have a car accident.

There was an intersection ahead, and the van turned right, and after a while, it turned around and drove out of it, turning left and driving back.

The driver said, "It's an idiot." ”

Watching the van drive away, Zhang was afraid that something was faintly wrong, there seemed to be a dog in the car?

Thoughts have always been like this, I don't want to be fine, and when I think about it, I will think about it again and again. Zhang was afraid that there were dogs in the van more and more...... Say to the driver, "Follow him." ”

"What?" the driver feared he had misheard.

Zhang was afraid to say, "Keep up with that van." ”

The driver asked, "Really?"

"Follow. Zhang said fearfully.

The driver said yes, turned right in front of him, then turned out and drove back to the left side of the road.

I didn't lose much time coming and going, and quickly caught up with the van. Zhang was afraid that his attention was all on the glass of the van, his eyes were staring, and at the same time he said to the driver: "Overtake." ”

The driver says you sit tight, accelerates the throttle, and slowly moves up to the position of the van.

Zhang was afraid to look into the van, and the glass behind him blocked the curtain, so he couldn't see the situation inside.

The driver is a guy wearing a hat and sunglasses, and he can't see his appearance clearly, but Zhang is afraid that it is wrong. (To be continued.) )