Chapter 81: The Big Thing (Part II)
When the senior management of "Xu Sanpi Yellow Distillery" was sad and couldn't sleep all night.
When Pan Tao and Gao Zhanpeng celebrated each other, they secretly rejoiced.
A huge accident happened that no one expected!
Shi Zhanli, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly let out a fart!
Burst!
It's silent, it's a little stuffy, it's normal!
This fart is like blowing the horn of attack! Immediately after the sound of "poof", a fart with a bend, a string, and a little glissando appeared!
Then with a bang, the voice suddenly rose two degrees!
Boom boom!
Puff puff!
Just listen to the sound of fart,
The fart that came in the account slipped out of the seven,
Out of the fart coo,
Cucumber farts set one by one,
The gourd fart stinks and stinks in a nest,
Horn melon fart put a string,
Pumpkin peel pit after pit!
There is also a sound similar to two kicks in the middle, "Boom, Boom!"
Thousands of farts are released, although people have a hundred chrysanthemums and can't put one end of it, the waiter downstairs who listened to it trembled and wanted to go first!
Xiao Wu rubbed his sleepy eyes, "Who drove the tractor over this big night? Huh? No! It's the leader's house!"
He rolled over and jumped up, ran over without bothering to put on his shoes, and the moment he unscrewed the door, he suddenly stood like a stake!
The scene in the house is so indescribable!
I saw Shi Zhanli lying on the bed, because the room was air-conditioned, so he was only covered with a pale yellow blanket, and the gas sprayed out from his pouting buttocks, and the impact blanket bounced again and again!
"Leader!" Xiao Wu opened his mouth to shout before he could shout, a strange ugly smell came to his mouth! Xiao Wu retched disgustingly,
"What kind of is this?
Shi Zhanli clutched his stomach and said weakly, "Xiao, Xiao Wu, hurry, go to the west to ask for a health doctor!!"
"I'll go right away, leader, if you insist, uh, wow!!I can't stand it!" Xiao Wu covered his mouth and escaped out of the door!
This night, the best gastroenterologists in Delong City gathered in Ziyun Pavilion to consult Shi Zhanli!
"Doctor Xu, how is our leader? Is the condition under control?"
"The leader's fart is stopped!" Dr. Xu stuffed the cotton in his nose and said angrily, "He's strained!"
"Then how can it be called diarrhea? The sparse ceiling is like a small fountain!"
"Don't say it, I, I have a picture!" Xiao Wu covered his mouth and was about to vomit.
"What are you going to eat for the leader? Even if you eat two catties of fried soybeans, you won't have such a lot of cold water!"
"He, he didn't eat anything, so he drank a glass of rice wine!" Xiao Wu was stunned, "Is there something wrong with rice wine?"
"Take it for testing! The leader's situation is very dangerous, we have used a lot of antidiarrheal medicines, but none of them work! We must know the ingredients of rice wine before we can prescribe the right medicine!"
Xiao Wu left angrily, the four doctors, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are silent. All the medicines that should be used have been used, but they have no effect at all, and on the contrary there is a tendency to become more and more rushed! If it were an ordinary person, it would be better to say, then it would be a leader! If there were three longs and two shorts, his family would never spare them easily!
"Why don't you send it to Kyoto? We can't cure it!"
"This situation may not be able to last until Kyoto! Now relying on his good physical fitness, if he changes to another person, it will be over!"
Just when the four of them were at a loss, at the staircase, a teenager wearing a high school uniform suddenly walked over!
"Stop, who are you, go down! This is not where you should be!"
"Do you know whose room this is?
"Get out of the way, I'm here to save people!" Chen Tao separated the two doctors and rushed into the room.
As soon as he entered the room, he was also choked by the smoke, and hurriedly spread a line of true qi on his nostrils to dispel the smell, because his cultivation was not enough to make his true qi fill his body!
When he was meditating, he suddenly noticed that the side of the Ziyun Pavilion outside the window was shrouded in a cloud of brown gas, which was generally associated with poisonous mist, so he rushed over.
Chen Tao walked next to Shi Zhanli, only to see Shi Zhanli lying on his side on the bed, his face was sallow, his eyes were cloudy, and his breathing seemed to be difficult. Hurriedly injected a true qi into the past, Shi Zhanli, who got the true qi, eased his spirit a little, raised his eyes to look at the young man beside him, and said weakly,
"Ah, me, my stomach hurts. ”
"Don't speak! You're weak, your stomach and intestines are full of toxins, I'm going to help you detoxify now. After speaking, Chen Tao pressed his hands on the top of his head and slowly conveyed his true qi.
After about an hour, Shi Zhanli's face improved, and his stomach gurgled. This means that his gastrointestinal function has returned to normal and he wants to eat.
"Bring him a bowl of millet porridge!"
"No, I can't eat the yellow one, give me rice porridge!" Shi Zhanli's eyes showed fear.
After drinking two sips of rice porridge, Shi Zhanli's spirit improved a little, but he was still a little sluggish. After all, people in their fifties, tossing for half a night, it's really enough. He collapsed on the couch in the living room and fell asleep.
Seeing that everyone was fine, Chen Tao also left, it was not too early, go back to have some breakfast, it was time to go to class.
When Shi Zhanli woke up again, it was close to noon, and sitting next to him were Xiao Wu, the life secretary, Xiao Liu, the big secretary, and some of the main leaders of Delong City behind the two of them came.
These people went to work in the morning and heard about it, put down all their work, and stayed here for half a day.
Shi Zhanli's eyes searched among the crowd, and he said with some disappointment, "That young man is gone, me, I haven't thanked him yet!"
"I haven't seen a young man!" everyone looked at each other.
Shi Zhanli shook his head, his mind was full of nightmares, it seemed that he had a nightmare last night, and he didn't know where to start.
Xiao Wu stood up and said anxiously, "Leader, I will review it with you! There are major mistakes in my work! The bottle of rice wine produced by the Northern Liquor Group that I brought you in the evening has all kinds of fungi seriously exceeding the standard! If it weren't for the doctors' timely treatment, the consequences would be unimaginable! I didn't do a good job of screening, please criticize the leader!"
Shi Zhanli waved his hand, "How many links are there in a bottle of wine from production to sales? Our food safety department must investigate, the health department must investigate, and the commodity sampling department must also check! But even after this investigation, this bottle of wine still ran to my table!" Speaking of this, he raised his eyebrows, and his tone suddenly sharpened, "Why? How many shady deeds are there here? Once this kind of wine is sold to the outside world, what will happen to the citizens of Delong? What should the 40,000 ordinary people of Bac Ha Province do?"
"Investigate! No matter who is involved, no matter how hard he is in the background, investigate to the end! I will not tolerate it! Xiao Liu, notify the provincial government that the deputy leader of the team meeting will convene it on my behalf, and I will watch here, and if the result does not come out, I will not go anywhere!"