Chapter 5 Healing
"Of course!" Long Qi replied firmly. He replied confidently, because he did not believe that anyone could cure his brother's illness, because his brother was not sick at all.
However, if any doctor once told the fact that he was not sick, he would be reprimanded by Long Qi and others for their lack of medical skills.
When the time comes, no matter what the doctor says, they will not pay attention.
Therefore, Long Qi wanted to give this young man a chance to see what kind of ability he had.
But Ye Han naturally won't be fooled, because what he wants to treat is this disease of "pretending to be dead and deceiving people".
I just heard him say playfully: "That's good, then please let everyone testify, I'm afraid that some people's words don't count, of course, that person may also be me." β
Every word that Ye Han spit out was sarcastic about Long Qi and the others, both openly and secretly.
Then, everyone saw Ye Han striding in front of the man who fell to the ground, and quickly squatted down, put his mouth to the man's ear, and whispered: "Little cub, dare to pretend to be dead, and I will let you know what life is better than death in a while!"
The sound of his speech could only be heard by himself and the man who had fallen to the ground.
However, just as he spit out these words, the eyelids of the man who fell to the ground also trembled slightly, and this extremely subtle small movement was only captured by Ye Han, who was closest to him.
The corners of Ye Han's mouth twitched slightly, and then he pretended to hold down the pulse of his right wrist, and then frowned, pretending to have a sad face, and said anxiously to the people around him: "Oh! I didn't expect this person's condition to be so serious, it seems that I have to use some strong medicine." β
With that, he took out the needle bag from his bosom and took out the longest and thickest silver needle from it.
Looking at this silver needle that shimmered with sparkling stars in the light, Ye Han couldn't help but feel a little interesting and a little wasteful, because his silver needle was originally used to treat diseases and save people, but he didn't expect that this time it would be used to clean up the wicked.
"This ...... It's so long, so thick!"
"God, he wouldn't be trying to prick this needle, would he?"
Seeing the three-inch-long silver needle in Ye Han's hand, the faces of the onlookers changed, and even Long Qi's face twitched coldly.
It's not that they don't know about acupuncture, but they've never seen needles so thick, and doctors don't use needles so thickly.
Thinking about it, if this needle penetrates into people's bodies, they can't help but get goosebumps all over their bodies.
"Boy, you...... What are you going to do?" one of Long Qi's younger brothers swallowed in fear and said in a trembling voice.
"What are you doing? Of course it's a cure, is there anything wrong?" Ye Han smiled wickedly and asked rhetorically.
The man was instantly dumbfounded, not knowing how to answer.
He is a person who does not understand medicine, if he dares to openly say that Ye Han's treatment method is problematic, then this layer of deceptive window paper may be pierced by himself.
But if the answer is no problem, then Ye Han will pierce the silver needle into his companion's body, such a thick and long needle, it is impossible for anyone to stand it.
Long Qi's face changed, his eyebrows raised into an inverted figure, and then he stared at Ye Han viciously, gritting his teeth and saying, "You go on, but don't give me any tricks." β
Now he can only pin his hopes on his brother, who is pretending to be dead, hoping that he can endure it.
"That's right!" Ye Han smiled evilly again, and then moved his gaze to the man who was pretending to be dead.
Suddenly, a fierce gleam flashed in his eyes, and he aimed silver at his chest and thrust it straight in.
The chest and abdomen of the human body have more than a dozen kinds of acupuncture points, such as trembling, dove tail, giant que, etc., no matter which one is pierced, it will cause huge damage to the human body, which is commonly known as "dead acupoint" in traditional Chinese medicine.
The position where Ye Han was pierced happened to avoid these fatal acupuncture points, and pierced the place where the pain nerve in the chest was the most divided.
The onlookers closed their eyes one after another, and couldn't bear to look at this scene directly, even Long Qi's two companions.
Only Long Qi's eyes stared at his poor brother smoothly, sweat dripping from the pores of his back, and in an instant, his yellow leopard-print shirt was already wet.
However, when he saw Ye Han's needle pricked, the man did not react, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
He never imagined that this brother would be so capable of enduring the pain that ordinary people could not bear.
Otherwise, all his plans would be in vain.
Ye Han was also slightly surprised, although the place where he pierced was an acupuncture point that would not hurt his life, but this three-inch-long needle pierced his flesh without reservation, and it was impossible to say that it didn't hurt.
He didn't expect this person to just move, although the sweat on his forehead was already pouring out, but Ye Han still admired the man's tenacious perseverance beyond ordinary people.
"Boy, you didn't cure him, it's time for Hu Lingxi to go to the police station with us!" Long Qi came back to his senses and immediately shouted at Ye Han, he didn't know how long his brother could hold out, so he felt that the sooner this matter was resolved, the better.
At this time, Hu Lingxi, who had been standing aside, was so frightened that she almost didn't stand firm when she heard this, her heart was almost on the verge of collapse, and she could only turn her eyes for help to Ye Han.
Ye Han looked at this little girl with pink skin and a little like Hu Xiu, and secretly vowed in his heart to save her from the sea of fire.
So, he smiled coldly and said, "Don't worry, the needle is only the first step, I haven't used any medicine yet! Which doctor have you ever seen who treats diseases without medicine?" Then, he said softly to Hu Lingxi, "You help me go and grab two coins of Awei and two coins of luminous sand." β
Hu Lingxi was stunned for a moment, then tiptoed into the pharmacy of the clinic, quickly picked up the medicinal materials according to what Ye Han said, and quickly wrapped them in paper and handed them to Ye Han.
Inside the clinic, a strange smell suddenly wafted out.
Smelling this smoky smell, Ye Han couldn't help frowning, he actually couldn't stand the smell of Ah Wei and Luminous Sand, this smell was too strong.
The olfactory nerves of everyone present seemed to be stimulated by this strange smell, and they covered their mouths and noses one after another, but Long Qi and the others saw this, and their faces became extremely ugly.
The corners of Ye Han's mouth rose slightly with his eyebrows, and he slowly unwrapped the wrapped paper, while the corner of his eyes was still observing the facial expressions of Long Qi and the others.
Seeing the frightened and anxious expressions on their faces, Ye Han's heart couldn't help but shout: Happy!
"Two men will help me lift this boy up, and I'm going to give him medicine. Ye Han then said with a slight bated breath.
After the words fell, no one was willing to come over to help, Ye Han pretended to be angry and reminded Long Qi and the others, and said, "This person is your brother, his condition is so serious, you don't even want to come over to help?"
Long Qi's face was extremely ugly, and his slightly thin face had shrunk as long as it could be wrinkled, but thinking that there were so many people around him, he had no choice but to give his two younger brothers a look and order them to hurry over.
The two little brothers tiptoed over, reluctantly helped the man from the ground and let him lean against the counter, and then they quickly returned to Long Qi's back, as if they wanted to get out of that poisonous circle as soon as possible.
Those onlookers were all staring closely at the medicinal materials in Ye Han's hand, and just as Ye Han slowly approached the man with the medicinal materials in his hand, they saw that this person's Adam's apple had obviously moved.
Ye Han didn't believe that this person had such strong perseverance, and he could still not move after pouring this dose of fierce medicine.
But after the medicinal herbs were placed in the man's mouth, Ye Han couldn't stuff them in.
It turned out that the man's teeth were already tight.
The corners of Ye Han's mouth twitched slightly, and he laughed softly: "Do you think it's okay to grit your teeth, it's just too naΓ―ve!"
With that, he quickly pinched the two joints of the man's jaw with his other hand, and the man obediently opened his mouth as if he had encountered force majeure.
And at this moment, Ye Han took advantage of the situation to pour the medicinal materials into his mouth one by one, and then poured more than half of the bottles of mineral water prepared in advance, and then covered the man's mouth with his hand.
As a soldier, Ye Han's extraordinary strength naturally does not need to be questioned, no matter how much the man resists, it is impossible to keep his mouth shut, and similarly, as long as Ye Han doesn't want him to speak, he can't open it.
The drug rolls around in the man's mouth, stimulating the taste buds at the base of the tongue and the mucous membranes around the mouth.
But the man's mouth was firmly locked, and the only way he could save himself was to swallow the medicine alive.
When he saw that his throat fluctuated up and down sharply, and the medicine had been swallowed into his stomach, Ye Han took his hand away with satisfaction, stood up very calmly, and slowly walked to the side of the sink to wash his hands.
When the people around saw this scene, they all swallowed their saliva, thinking to themselves, who would be able to stand eating all such stinky medicinal herbs?
Hu Lingxi was shocked to see it on the side, and called out in disbelief: "Huh, your throat is moving?"
She really thought that this man had become like this after taking the medicine from the clinic, but now that she saw that he could swallow naturally, it proved that his condition was not serious enough to recover from it, and she was a little relieved.
But on the other hand, Ye Han was very calm, because he was already accustomed to these medicinal materials.
This ferulum is a plant resin, the taste is not only pungent but also extremely bitter, as for the luminous sand, it is made of bat feces, just smelling it will feel particularly uncomfortable, and if the two drugs are mixed together, the taste is even more refreshing.
In short, it was the man who had just eaten an enhanced version of bat poop.
Soon, Ye Han's eyes narrowed slightly and stared at the man who was still forbearing, and he pretended to be serious and said: "Don't worry, the luminous sand I ate just now is made of bat feces, and then I have to eat Wuling Fat made of flying squirrel feces, White Horse Tong made of horse feces, Moon Sand made of rabbit feces, as well as Huanglong soup made of human feces and reincarnation wine made of human urine, so that his condition will improve." β
Before he finished speaking, Ye Han looked at Hu Lingxi again and said softly: "Go and take half a penny each of these medicines, and I will feed him them all." β
Long Qi and the others were already stunned, they never imagined that these elegant names of Chinese medicine were made from the filthy things of those animals.
But before Hu Lingxi entered the pharmacy, the face of the man who pretended to be dead unnaturally showed an unusually painful look.
Then, everyone saw him jumping up and yelling at the ceiling of the clinic: "I can't stand it......"
After the end of the ten-second end, he hurriedly pushed away the crowd in front of him and the tables, chairs and benches in the clinic, and then rushed out of the place at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
The people around basically reacted, but there was one thing they were still a little curious about: that is, the reason why the man roared like this was whether he was stimulated by the smell of bat feces, or whether he was frightened by what Ye Han said, they had no way to verify.
But they had basically concluded one thing, that is, Long Qi's brother's illness was faked, so they couldn't help but laugh weakly in all directions.
After Long Qi saw his brother disappear, his embarrassed expression was already uncontrollably flowing on his face, and he only finally dropped a sentence at Ye Han, "Count you brat ruthlessly", and then left this place with his brothers in a gloomy manner.
Soon, the onlookers had dispersed, but there were some patients who really needed to see a doctor and take medicine, and the Hu clinic gradually quieted down and returned to its former harmonious atmosphere.