"What are you going to do?"

Sang Apple was very disgusted and helpless and came over there, holding his hands and looking at Qiao Ziqian with an anxious face.

Qiao Ziqian squatted on the ground, helped the old lady who had been screaming, looked at Sang Apple and said, "Apple, this grandmother seems to be injured, let's take her to the hospital." ”

"Injured?hospital?"

Sang Apple raised his eyebrows, crossed his arms and looked carefully at the so-called injured old lady, who was wearing simple clothes and was calling with her eyes closed.

She probably didn't hear any movement, so she opened one eye and was about to take a look, but she didn't think that she would catch a look at the mulberry apple with a suspicious face, so she quickly closed her eyes and began to call again.

Sang Apple can't do anything, but her eyes are special, her sharp eyes caught the old lady's wrongness, she sneered in her heart, thinking: Yo he, you dare to deceive her!

In this era, if you don't have any acting skills, you can only lie to Qiao Ziqian's stupid thing.

Qiao Ziqian bought this porcelain, but Sang Apple didn't buy it, she borrowed the power of the wilderness from somewhere, and actually pulled Qiao Ziqian from the ground and stood up straight, and then said to him: "Hey, Qiao Ziqian, do you know that it was a porcelain touch? Hurry up, otherwise she will hold your leg and won't let you go later." ”

After that, Sang Apple dragged Qiao Ziqian and prepared to leave.

However, when the old lady saw that the fat was about to slip away, she hurriedly hugged Qiao Ziqian's leg, and shouted: "Ouch, hey, young man, you can't go, you hit me, my body is not good, I can't solve it if I don't give 10,000 yuan." ”

Listening to the old lady's wailing, Qiao Ziqian let go of Sang Apple's hand, squatted down with a frown and patted the back of the old lady who pretended to cry, and said, "Grandma, don't cry, although I didn't hit you, I will be responsible." ”

When the old lady heard this, she was secretly happy in her heart, she bumped into a stupid big egg today, maybe she could earn more than usual, so she cried even more.

Life in the world depends on acting skills.

Sang Apple glanced at Qiao Ziqian, who was so kind that he exploded, and then looked at the old lady who was pretending to be very inferior, took out her mobile phone indifferently, and said, "Qiao Ziqian, can you go?"

Qiao Ziqian, who was soft and cute: "If you don't go, she's injured." ”

Sang Apple sneered and dialed the police directly.

Just as she was calling, the old lady secretly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly got up to leave, but this time she got up and slipped away, and it didn't look like she was injured at all.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Ziqian grabbed the old lady's hand and said worriedly: "You can't leave yet, I haven't sent you to the hospital yet!"

The old lady stared at Qiao Ziqian with a mentally retarded expression, is this really stupid or pretending?!

Qiao Ziqian saw the old lady looking at him, so he showed a kind smile.

The old lady only thinks it's a devil's smile!

The police soon came, and they were helpless after seeing this scene.

"Hey, auntie, you're the third time this month, right?"

The tall policeman looked at the old lady who was being dragged by Qiao Ziqian and said this.

The old lady glanced at Qiao Ziqian resentfully, like a deflated balloon, and did not speak.

Another short and fat policeman stretched out his hand and patted Qiao Ziqian's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Good job, young man, this kind of bad guy can't run, I ran away for her the first two times, don't look at her age, this leg and foot are better than us." ”

Qiao Ziqian said seriously: "I'm going to lose money." ”

Comrade Police: "......"

Sang Apple grabbed Qiao Ziqian and said to the police: "Comrade policeman, take this porcelain man away, this person is a little stupid, don't pay attention to him." ”

The policeman nodded, took out the bright handcuffs, and was about to handcuff the old lady, but the old lady didn't resist, this is no way.

Let's admit it.

Unexpectedly, Qiao Ziqian stopped the police and said, "Can't be arrested, I haven't been sent to the hospital yet!"

The tall police comrade looked Qiao Ziqian up and down a few times, this person doesn't look stupid, how can he talk like a pure second fool?

The policeman coughed embarrassedly, patted Qiao Ziqian's hand and said earnestly: "Comrade, this person is a habitual offender, touching porcelain, understand? ”

Qiao Ziqian nodded and said, "I know, but I haven't given her the money yet, she's so pitiful." ”

After everyone present was identified, this person's stupid level was close to Typhoon 12.

The two police comrades looked at each other and were speechless.

Sang Apple really wanted to knock him out with a hammer.

As a result, the conversation became.

Comrade policeman: "This is a liar!"

Erha Qiao Ziqian: "Well, I know. ”

Comrade policeman: "So let go!"

Erha Qiao Ziqian: "Don't let go, I want to give money." ”

The police comrade pretended to be fierce, intimidated and threatened: "If you don't let it go, you will attack the police!"

Erha Qiao Ziqian: "But I haven't given the money yet." ”

Comrade Police: "......"

Jiang Zi was about to ramble for more than ten or twenty minutes, but he couldn't figure it out, the police didn't care, they directly handcuffed the old lady and took her away, Qiao Ziqian was still about to chase the car, but Sang Apple dragged him to death, and he was not allowed to go, so he stopped.

But the consequence of this incident is that the bus is missed without a trace.

And there are still five minutes before the interview time, unless there is an instantaneous transfer, otherwise today's interview will be missed.

God knows how much preparation Sang Apple has made, YY company can make an appointment for that interview time in a month!

For Qiao Ziqian, an inexplicable stupid person, Sang Apple was angry and helpless, in short, she especially wanted to hit someone, but as soon as those fawn eyes stared at her, she couldn't do it.

After returning home depressed, Sang Apple sat on the sofa and sulked there alone, Qiao Ziqian also realized that she was really angry, and she didn't dare to speak for a while, so she stared at Sang Apple with a pair of eyes.

After a long time, the mulberry apple that buried his head in the pillow came with a muffled voice.

"Qiao Ziqian, do you hate me?"

This line is a bit familiar...... Well, Qiao Ziqian also asked himself yesterday.

Qiao Ziqian was stunned when he heard this, and then said, "I don't hate you." ”

Sang Apple cried with a sad face, looked at Qiao Ziqian with a dejected face, and asked, "Then why did you stop me from interviewing!"

"I didn't stop you. ”

Qiao Ziqian said that he was very innocent.

When Sang Apple heard this, he immediately exploded, jumped up and pointed at Qiao Ziqian and said, "You just hate me! I just forced you to drink pigeon soup! You are so vicious!"

After saying this, Sang Apple didn't wait for Qiao Ziqian to speak, and directly threw off the things in his hand and went back to the room to lock the door, and lay down on the bed depressed.

There is a photo of the actor An Qiyu on the head of the bed, and An Qiyu on the photo is smiling gently, and a simple and sunny dress is particularly suitable.

"Hey," Sang Apple, who was looking at the photo, suddenly sighed, "When will I succeed......?"

Sang Apple sighed in the room, and Qiao Ziqian sighed in the living room.

He didn't seem to be doing it right today, but that person he felt really pitiful, sometimes, he felt that his character was a burden, quite tireless.

"You see, Master Joe is not happy. ”

Ghost A, who was lying by the window, said to Ghost B.

Ghost C nodded and echoed, "Yes, was it bullied?"

Ghost B was silent for a moment and said, "Then let's go and make the adults happy?"

Ghosts A and C nodded in agreement, so the three of them reached a consensus and quietly floated behind Qiao Ziqian.

"Long live the adults!"

Qiao Ziqian was startled by the voice behind him, turned around and saw three ghosts with different degrees of decay facing him...... It's barely a smile.

"What the hell—"

Qiao Ziqian screamed and ran to his room and closed the door.

Three ghosts, you look at me, I look at you, and I think they seem to make Qiao Ziqian even more unhappy.

"Smack. ”

Ghost A's eyeballs fell, and he picked them up and silently put them back.

Then the three ghosts quietly "made it and retired".

Qiao Ziqian hid in the quilt, counting the circles on the quilt depressedly, the time passed minute by minute, he also felt tired, and just wanted to sleep when he heard a burst of thunder outside.

"Boom-"

Qiao Ziqian's heart trembled, clutching the quilt tightly, a little nervous.

That's right, he's afraid of thunder, and that's something to be ashamed of.

"Mistress Joe......"

The female ghost floated to Qiao Ziqian, looked at him and smiled friendly,

"Are you scared?

Qiao Ziqian's heart was even more uncomfortable, he closed his eyes, he was really more scared now, even if he knew that they had no malicious intentions, he was still very scared!

"Do you want to find that fierce apple?"

Ghost B's suggestion came in my ear.

Qiao Ziqian shrank back and replied, "Can I go find Apple?"

"No problem, I'll open the door for you!"

Ghost C said excitedly.

So the ghosts were very enthusiastic and pushed Qiao Ziqian to the entrance of the mulberry apple room, which can be said to be more enthusiastic than Qiao Ziqian himself.

I've never seen such flattery!

Qiao Ziqian stretched out his hand and knocked on the door, and the confused sound of mulberry apples came from inside the door.

“…… Who?"

A red cloud flew up his face, and he asked embarrassedly, "Apple, I'm afraid, can I sleep with you for one night?"

After hearing this, the ghosts next to him laughed discordantly, and only picked out the words "sleep for one night".

Qiao Ziqian heard the laughter of the ghosts, and knew what was going on with his eyes closed, his face was even redder, and he was also very helpless, now he is not even a serious ghost!

"Huh? Uh-huh......"

Sang Apple agreed in a daze, she probably didn't even hear what Qiao Ziqian said when she slept in a daze, and when she slept like this, she probably woke up laughing even if she was sold.

After Qiao Ziqian got the answer, he reached out and opened the door - the door lock had already been opened by these unscrupulous ghosts.

Qiao Ziqian walked forward in the dark with his eyes closed, and almost fell, but fortunately, those ghost eyes quickly helped him.

finally touched the bed, but those ghosts hadn't left yet, looking like they were waiting to watch the show.

Qiao Ziqian sat on the bed, looked at the sleeping mulberry apples beside him, and said to the ghosts, "You guys go quickly! I'm going to sleep." ”

"We'll accompany you, it doesn't take up space anyway. Ghost A said with a grin.

The other ghosts chimed in.

Qiao Ziqian looked embarrassed.

The sleeping Sang Apple was very restless, she turned over, and half of her body was directly on Qiao Ziqian's lap.

Smash it, smash it, smash it, the confused mulberry apple feels wrong, has she forgotten something? Someone was calling her just now?

So Sang Apple opened his eyes and saw Qiao Ziqian sitting next to him.

Seeing that Sang Apple woke up, Qiao Ziqian moved, pulled out a harmless smile at her, and shouted, "Apple." ”

Sang Apple suddenly fell asleep, a carp straightened up, and sat up directly, she looked at Qiao Ziqian in shock, her thoughts were confused.

Didn't he lock the door? How did he get in! How did he get in!

Without saying a word, Sang Apple kicked directly and directly to Qiao Ziqian's ass, and asked aggressively.

"Say, what do you want to do, how did you get in, you pick my lock?!"

The culprits have become invisible.

"I'm scared, so I want to sleep with you. Qiao Ziqian said his reasons honestly.

Sang Apple took the baseball bat on the side and sneered in his heart, sure enough, this kind of person needs a lesson.

Sang Apple said angrily: "The ghost believes you!"

The ghosts hanging in the air above nodded one after another: "Believe it, we believe it!"

Qiao Ziqian felt that she had misunderstood, so he hurriedly stood up and said, "No, you listen to my explanation-"

"Ah, don't come here!

When Sang Apple saw that he was about to walk towards him, he was in a hurry, and directly waved the baseball bat in his hand and hit him.

“Duang——”

Qiao Ziqian was caught off guard and was attacked on the head, he was stunned, and then fell on the bed, unconscious.

The crowd of onlookers watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big ghost: "Oh!"