Chapter 2 Buns and Maniacs
It was not a boy who drifted over on the waves, but a white fat man. A white dress and white pants worn by the hospital, coupled with a shiny and smooth white face, is really white. The facial features of the person who came were very delicate. Thin eyebrows, thin eyes, thin lips. The only thing that feels inconsistent is that the chassis of these facial features is a little big, and it feels a bit like ---
"Zhang Xiaoling, buns. Forensic. This is the new kid who woke up Luo. You take him to the dormitory first, and after the arrangement is made, then take him to familiarize himself with the environment. Tomorrow I will officially go to work. Li Boju pointed to the white fat man, and the introduction was concise and clear.
"Director, you are not solemn now. How can you introduce your nickname as soon as you meet?" the fat man quipped. As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and said to Luo Xing, "Formally introduce it." Zhang Xiaoling, 31 years old. Double Bachelor of Pathology and Biology, Forensic Medicine. He has been a police officer for eight years and is a second-class superintendent. I've read your resume, so you'll call me Brother Zhang in the future. β
Luo woke up and shook Zhang Xiaoling's hand, feeling delicate and slender, like a woman's hand. "Hello, I woke up Luo. First-year newcomer, first-class police officer. Good leader!" said a standard salute neatly.
Zhang Xiaoling was obviously stunned for a moment, and then returned the salute. Turning his head and smiling awkwardly at Li Boju, "The leader has a good vision, your apprentice is not simple!" Li Boju glanced at Luo and woke up, and said to Zhang Xiaoling angrily: "You didn't ask for it?" After speaking, he turned around and left.
"Alright, come with me. Take it easy, it was just a joke. There are few people in the unit, don't take it so seriously. You, Brother Zhang, and I are a very approachable, scholar-type leader. I'm transparent up and down here. By the way, I'm from Nanning. How about you, a Beijinger, listening to my Beijing Mandarin?
Luo woke up and was about to speak, when he heard the fat man continue to say to himself: "Most of the men and women in our unit are basically singles, so everyone usually lives in the unit. Fortunately, there are fewer people and more houses, so you can live in the open. The first floor is an office area, and the second floor has 12 rooms for men and women in the east. There is a public toilet and bathroom on each side. Eight of the men lived and three of the women lived. Master Zhang and his nephew in the canteen live in a bungalow behind the building. The canteen and garage are also in the back of the building. The two of them are not making up, but the relationship after the political trial falls on us, and they can be regarded as their own family. There are only 14 people in the official compilation, including you. The two directors did not live in the unit and both went home. β
Luo woke up and listened while nodding, and came to the second floor as he spoke. "The rooms on the north side were full. Not stupid. As the old saying goes, if you have money, you don't live in the southeast room. How are you? Do you live in a southeast room or do you share a room with me? Although I am fat, I have a habit of cleanliness and are very neat. Come and see. Think about it. Zhang Xiaoling said, opening the door of a room on the north side of the east end of the corridor.
Luo woke up and finally had a chance to interject, and hurriedly said: "I won't bother, let's live in the south by myself." I'm sloppy. It doesn't matter if it's not in the west. It's also bright. But in my heart I secretly slandered. "You must be a "restless" person. Good guy, you have such a chattering mouth, can you live with you cleanly? Why don't you sleep on the road?"
"Well, it's frustrating. How interesting is it to talk about life together after work in the evening? As he spoke, he pushed open the door on the south side. "The room on this side is sunny in the west, but you can see the view. Look at the coal mountain, see the place where Emperor Chongzhen was martyred. You can often think about the worries of the ancients. Haha~"
The furnishings in the room were simple. An old-fashioned three-drawer table with a large bronze lamp on top of it is by the window. In front of the table, a high-backed, leather-topped wooden swivel chair adds a bit of luxury. On the east side of the wall, there are two double-door wooden bookcases. A wooden bunk on the west side. There is a chest of drawers at the head of the bed. Behind the door is a washbasin stand and two thermos flasks with bamboo billet skins. And then there was none. Clean and easy to see.
"I'll take you to get the mattress and basin later, and you have to prepare your own daily necessities. You don't need to buy lunch boxes or anything, and you don't have to brush them yourself, so it's convenient, right?" Zhang Xiaoling continued.
"Why aren't there curtains?" Luo woke up and felt that the room was too bright and a little hot. "Haha, old men are still afraid to look at it? Didn't you notice that the door was unlocked? The people here are transparent. Besides, how can you visit the door at night after the lock is installed?!haha~" Zhang Xiaoling was so happy that the flesh on his face was rippling.
"That girl doesn't have a lock or a curtain over there?" Luo woke up and said, "It's so transparent that there is no privacy, right?"
"You little comrade, you can't think about it. There are only female policemen here, and they are all very strong. There are no flowers here. As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoling lowered his voice. "There are only cabbage, Chinese cabbage and baby cabbage here. You must know that in our business, IQ is inversely proportional to appearance. Those cabbages have a very high IQ. Of course, I'm not talking about you, I've seen your files, and you're an exception. β
"Thank you for compliments. Luo woke up and coped with it a little perfunctorily. "Okay, I'm not joking with you, the glass on the south-facing side is all single reflective glass, and you can't see the inside from the outside. It's open up and down. If you want to ventilate, push the lever underneath. As for the lock, there really isn't one, put down your luggage and I'll take you shopping, there is no store near here, and I can't find it if you're not familiar with it. As for the rest of the unit, let's introduce them together when we come back in the evening, but now there are not even people. Walking. β
Zhang Xiaoling led Luo Xing to the west end of the corridor on the first floor, pointed to a room on the north side and said, "The rooms at the east and west ends of the first floor are the largest. This room with soundproof doors is a computer room. There's a pretty watery little cabbage in it. It has been occupied for a long time by a man called Four Holes, Dead Four-Eyes. Look, my "Beijing Chinese" is getting smoother and smoother, and I can tell books. Here is the gym and training room. As he spoke, he pushed open the south door. "Come, madman. Let me introduce you to it. This handsome guy is the new Luo woke up. The old director's new apprentice. β
Called "crazy" by the fat man, it was a sturdy man of about twenty-seven or eight years old. American-style pot lid, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a naΓ―ve face. The neck appears thick because of the well-developed back muscles. At the moment, he was beating a rubber dummy topless and sweating.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoling's greeting, the "madman" came over. While wiping his sweat, he smiled innocently at Luo Wake Up, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth. "Hello, my name is Feng Guodong. It is the driver of the unit and the field and logistics. Officer 1, you can call me a madman like everyone else. β
Luo woke up and held Feng Guodong's knuckle-thick hand, "I woke up Luo, first-class police officer." You can call me Xiao Luo. Why do you hold so many positions? Is there not enough manpower in the unit?"
"What else can it be? The fat man snatched the conversation again.
"He's the only guy here before you came, whose IQ was directly proportional to his appearance. Don't be fooled by his stupidity, this guy often goes crazy intermittently. And I feel sorry for myself when I go crazy!"
"Distressed?" Luo woke up and was once again diverted from the topic by Zhang Xiaoling. "Worried about money, he worries about whether his salary is enough to pay every time he goes crazy. If it weren't for the old director's repeated calf protection, he would have been driven back to his hometown. β
Looking at Feng Guodong, who was still smiling on the side, Luo woke up and a sense of dΓ©jΓ vu rose in Comrade Luo's heart. "Pack up and get out of the car, we'll be waiting for you at the door. After Zhang Xiaoling finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Luo woke up and Zhang Xiaoling leaned against the shade under the sycamore tree and waited for Feng Guodong. There was no one under the grape trellis, and Li Boju seemed to have left. Could it be that the "master" was deliberately waiting for himself just now?
The fingers of Zhang Xiaoling's right hand kept turning, bending, stretching, and turning again. Then there is the left hand. Luo woke up and knew that this was Zhang Xiaoling exercising the dexterity of his fingers. At the same time, Luo woke up and knew that this was a manifestation of inner anxiety. This fat forensic doctor is a little neurotic, isn't he?
Law woke up and tried to find a topic. "Should I get a new certificate or a pass or something?" In fact, he wanted to ask: What is the relationship between the "13 places" of the unit that are not listed and the "13 detachments of the bus branch" that are listed at the door? It may be that he also thinks that this problem is a bit thirteen points, so he changed his words when the words came to his lips.
"No, you can look at your face when you go in and out of here. Do you think that our unit is a bit interesting and the defense is very loose? The bun has a filling, not on the folding. There is a squad of armed police in the front yard and across the courtyard, ready with live ammunition. Responsible for guarding the front and rear yards and responding to emergencies in public transport safety.
Even Uncle Guo, who is the gatekeeper, oh yes, he, like your master, taboos others to say that he is old. I like others to call him Guo Chu or Guo Ge. That master is not a simple person, he was called a "shrine" back then. More than half of the people in the front yard were his apprentices. He is not as picky as your master with his apprentices, it can be said that he is full of peach and plums all over the world, and there are relationships everywhere. When we go out in a while, I'll take you to say hello to his old man and we'll be done. As soon as Zhang Xiaoling opened his mouth, he was gushing, and his fingers slowed down.
"Director, look at the door!" Luo woke up and felt that his life values had been refreshed again.
"Deputy. Back then, the generation worked hard. Be ruthless to people, to things, and to yourself. Straight temperament, low education. So I can't mention it. Once when he went to the police, he was hit by a suspect and broke a leg. Well, it's a bit lame after that. In addition, he has been away from home for many years, and his wife has also divorced him. The unit took care of him and let him step back into the second line. He didn't do it, the house was given to his wife and children, and he moved to the unit to teach apprentices part-time. It's fun all day long, and everyone has their own fate. β
"The seniors are indeed worthy of respect. Luo woke up and sighed quietly.
"The seniors are the rulers, and the responsibility of the juniors is to surpass. If you don't have this awareness, you should go home as soon as possible. The fat man stopped rolling his fingers and looked at Luo Xing with some hesitation.
"You have to have a purpose in everything you do. Especially for those who do our business, it is not enough to have brains, perseverance, diligence and practice, and be able to endure hardships, but also to have a big heart. Do you think I'm talking a little bit? It's a way to release stress. The means of the "madman" is sweating. Constant beating, sweating, and releasing stress with exhaustion.
Therefore, the first thing you have to learn after entering this door is not your master's craft, but to seize the time to find a means to release pressure for yourself. Everyone here has their own means, and the usual way is to learn to be humorous. You are also very talented in yourself, and I think you are very talented in this area. Work hard, start by fooling your master. After saying it in one breath, Zhang Xiaoling's fingers also stopped turning.
"I see. What about Feng Guodong? What is his story?" Luo woke up and tried to change the subject.
"It's all tears!" Zhang Xiaoling lowered his head and kept shaking, "It's normal for a madman to start working, and after graduation, he was assigned to the Xishiku Police Station. Responsible for helping neighbors to fight, going up to trees to save cats, helping uncles and aunts cross the road. Outstanding performance, repeatedly won verbal commendations from leaders. One day, the leader told him that his brother, who slept on his top bunk, his classmate at the police academy, Lin Feng, a probationary police officer who had just graduated for three months, had died in the line of duty while helping to hunt down a habitual thief.
He went crazy after that. Patrol at work, patrol after work. They were safe and secure, so he went on patrol in other police districts after work. Crazy looking for thieves. When the leader watched closely, he practiced fighting and grappling, and his friend was stabbed to death by a thief. The leader enlightened him when he saw that something was wrong, and he explained that he was trying to strengthen his body. practiced by himself and found a colleague to practice, which caused everyone to avoid him. At that time, there was no psychological counseling or anything, anyway, it was a magic barrier.
Half a year later, not long after he turned positive, he was really caught by a habitual thief. And then there will be woe. He broke the habitual thief with two arms and one leg on the spot. It's better to say that the suspect resisted arrest or overreacted to stress or something like that, and the past can be covered up anyway. With three arms and legs, I can't explain it.
Originally, the leader Aicai was ready to give an internal punishment, but who would have expected that the thief's family would not do it? The group found the higher-level unit to file a complaint and demanded a large amount of compensation. The superior leader was about to expel him, and at this time, someone asked your master to come forward. Your master said that the comrades who uphold justice should not be wronged, so he saved them. β
"Can the thief's family stop?" said Law, shaking his head.
Zhang Xiaoling smiled, smiling happily. "So you have a good master, and you are very good at protecting calves. Your master said that thieves also have inheritance, and they still have the money to hire a lawyer? And then--- you know, and transferred the relationship of the madman to us. Hehe~ Do you say that the royal road is not the royal road?
"High! It's really high!" Luo woke up with a bright face, and it was also joy from the heart.
I was about to continue asking. saw Zhang Xiaoling wave his hand.
"Let's go, the madman is coming. β