An old man and an old lady are lying on the side of the street near the sidewalk. Many people watched, and naturally many people took pictures with their mobile phones.

The fat man said: "The two of them bumped into each other, the big drama of the year." ”

Zhang was afraid to look left and right: "What about the police?"

"I don't know. The fat man asked the person in front of him, "Did you call the police?"

"No, why call the police?" the man in front of him replied, "But someone called the TV station." ”

Zhang was afraid to listen to Yile: "Is the TV station coming?"

"Say yes. As soon as the man finished speaking, two people ran over to the side of the road, the man resisted a camera, and the woman took the microphone. Start shooting without waiting for your breath to get even.

The fat man said: "Journalists are getting more and more bored, and they shoot everything." ”

……

The police finally came, because the two sides refused to compromise and brought back to the police station to chat.

On the way back, the fat man didn't stop laughing, Zhang was afraid to say don't laugh, and said: "The two touch each other, this is going to be spread to the Internet, the first in the porcelain world, famous throughout the country, and the shame is our city." ”

The fat man was stunned: "Grass, it is represented again." ”

As the fat man said, it is really the drama of the year, and it is unheard of to touch each other.

Zhang was afraid and said: "Such a person will die early, why should he live?"

"You take care of that. The fat man said, "By the way, someone invited me to dinner in the evening, will you come?"

"No, I'm going to sell books. After speaking, he felt that it was wrong, so he changed his words and said, "I want to think about the script." ”

"Think about it and go with me. The fat man said.

The turtle asked, "Do you want to bring your family?"

The fat man said, "What kind of family are you?"

Liuzi interjected: "For this meal, I am open-minded, wife." ”

"Forget it about killing you, even if it's a couple of people, I should be my husband. The fat man scolded.

"Okay, as long as you can eat. "The six sons are very demanding.

After arriving home after a while, Zhang was afraid to get out of the car first, and the fat man followed.

The fat man came down, and the turtle, the six sons, and a few people who planned to eat together, came down together, leaving the poor driver to look at everyone through the window: "Call me at night." ”

The fat man dragged Zhang Wei: "Let's get down to business, you don't make money writing on the Internet every day, my buddy said that his friends are the same as you, but they are doing well, and they have all joined the Writers Association, you come with me at night, learn from others, be modest, why do people earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, and you can't even reach tens of thousands?"

Zhang was afraid and said: "People have the ability. ”

"My friend said there are rules. The fat man said, "Go and listen and don't suffer, if you can use it, you will earn." ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "Thank you." ”

"When you say yes. The fat man said, "Change your clothes at night." After speaking, he stopped the sixth son: "Where's the sissy?"

The sixth son replied: "Big brother, how can I know?"

……

They said theirs, Zhang was afraid to go back to the room to work and complete the day's tasks.

There are four words: persistence.

Zhang is afraid of writing a story for a long time and pounced on the street for a long time. He knows that writing depends on talent, he has no talent, the only thing he can do is to persevere, hold on a little, hold on a little more, stick to it day by day, and the number of words slowly increases. Even if nothing is achieved in the future, at least there are these words to prove that there is no wasted time.

When he leaves this world one day in the future, he will also leave some words to prove that he has been here. Even if no one is watching...... It's not good, it should be that even if only a few people see it, as long as one person remembers his name, even if he doesn't live in vain.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, complete today's code word task. Turn off the computer and call the fat man: "Where?"

The fat man asked what he was doing? Zhang was afraid that he wanted to take a bath. The fat man said, "Wait for me." ”

This wait was more than half an hour, and as soon as the fat man appeared, he complained: "Good luck, what are you calling?"

"How much do you win?" asked Zhang.

"Twenty. The fat man said, "I have the money for a taxi." ”

The two went to the fat man's house while talking, Zhang was afraid to go to the bathroom to take a shower, and then go home to change clothes, and then set off for the hotel.

On the way, Zhang Wei asked, "Did you invite it?"

The fat man sighed: "Don't please, my brother has nothing to do and sit and drink some wine." ”

At this time, the sissy called: "What time will you arrive?"

Zhang was afraid to ask where to go?

The sissy asked, "The fat man didn't sue you?"

Zhang was afraid to think about it and asked the fat man: "Did you forget something?"

The fat man pondered: "Damn, I said something is wrong." He sighed and said, "I deserve to be single." ”

Zhang was afraid to smile and said to the sissy on the phone: "We have a bureau at night, so we won't go." ”

"Damn, kill you, let me go, release my pigeons, a dozen girls together, just one of the men, hurry up." "The sissy is in a hurry.

Zhang Wei asked: "Are you looking for us to pay the bill?"

"Don't talk nonsense, come quickly. The sissy said, "I swear, there are really a dozen girls in the house." ”

"Where are you in the house?" asked Zhang Wei.

"Kill you, hotel! Private room! Come quickly, the fat man knows the place." ”

Zhang Wei said: "The fat man made an appointment with me to ask for the knowledge of the seniors." ”

"You bastard, you give him the phone. The sissy shouted.

Zhang was afraid to hand the phone to the fat man: "Yours." ”

As soon as the fat man answered the phone, he said: "I was negligent, I am afraid that this matter was decided a few days ago, and it has been decided a long time ago, and you are in the back, I am afraid that I will not go, I will forget." ”

"Damn, I'm also down to business! Aren't we going to make an online drama, the girls said to write a theme song, I thought I had no inspiration for two days, so I asked Zhang to write a word, and they composed the music. ”

The fat man snorted: "Yes, this is also the right thing." Think about it and ask, "What do you say?"

"How do I know? Fortunately, Zhang Baihong is here, and the girls are talking to her, don't talk nonsense, you two hurry up." The sissy urged.

"You stabilize first, my side...... Can you do it?"

"Damn, if you don't come, I'll kill you. The sissy said, "Bring more money, I'm afraid it's not enough." ”

The fat man sighed: "The last eight words are the point, right?"

The sissy didn't speak and hung up the phone.

The fat man also came over to his mobile phone: "The sissy said that you write the lyrics, and the girls compose the music." ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's too urgent, I don't even have a script now." ”

"Let's get the theme song first...... You look at it. ”

The two walked out of the street and took a taxi to the restaurant.

It is a stew pot restaurant, order a large pot, add two hot dishes casually, and then a few plates of side dishes, it is a very rich and delicious table.

The two of them came early, ordered good food, and sat for about ten minutes before the guests arrived.

The fat man got up and made an introduction: "My friend, the sea." ”

Zhang Wei got up with him, said hello, and shook hands again. The sea introduced his friend: "Famous writer, pencil. ”

The pencil is a fat man, the sea is a big fat man, plus a fat man, the three fat people gather, Zhang is afraid to look extraordinarily slim.

Then it was drinking and chatting, and the fat man tried to ask all kinds of things about writing on the Internet, but because he didn't understand much, he couldn't ask any ideas. The pencil can speak, and the bell can speak for more than an hour.

At the beginning, I talked about the main points of writing, and later talked about what I had seen in the industry. For example, when the website organizes a salon party, the website pays money to invite a group of writers with good grades out to eat, drink and play for a few days, and the object is a god like a pencil who has achieved certain results.

Hearing this, Zhang was afraid to know how far he was from the pencil, and the dinner table became more and more silent.

The writers who can participate in the writers' salon are all great gods, and they earn a lot of money, and their monthly income is more than a book on top of him. I listened to the pencil and said that the gods drank as soon as they met, went out to sing, sometimes played cards, and had a good relationship with the editor. Some authors visit editors as soon as they arrive at the hotel......

Listening to the pencil talking about the lives of the great gods that he couldn't touch, Zhang was afraid to breathe lightly, the distance, too far.

said these things, and the pencil also broke a few news, anyway, it is the things that catch the wind and catch the shadows, such as how many tens of thousands of books sold by a certain god, a certain god wants to change jobs, and a certain god buys a house and a car...... There are also some romantic things, such as a certain god sleeping with a reader or something,

This is the story of another world, the old comrade said that there is Yan Ruyu in the book, probably this is what he said, talking about the longing and yearning of otaku.

Gossip is the easiest, time flies. But the fat man invited a treat, not to listen to you say these nonsense, he wanted to help Zhang Wei find a way, and when he toasted, he raised a word and asked the sea: "What rules are you talking about, what are you talking about?"

The sea asked the pencil: "Last time you said that you swiped tickets and money or something, what happened?"

The pencil is a great god, and he is very familiar with these things, and said with a smile: "That is to say, the list is fake." Then I asked Zhang Liang about the results, what the collection and average order were.

Then he analyzed the number jù that Zhang was afraid of: "This number jù must be pounced, pounced quite miserably, if it were me, I would immediately abandon the book, the eunuch, and open a new book, writing is to make money." ”

The fat man said: "This person is stupid, he has been writing for several years, and he eats full attendance every month." ”

"Is this the last book?" asked Pencil.

Zhang was afraid to say: "Anyway, it's just to eat full attendance." ”

"You can apply for the subsistence allowance, which is about twice as much as full attendance, about 1,000 yuan a month. The pencil said, "You live in the provincial capital by working full-time?"

The fat man said yes, and said, "I still have to pay the rent." ”

"I don't want to apply for the subsistence allowance. ”

The fat man asked, "If you don't want to apply, do you mean that you will receive a few hundred dollars less every month?" Are you a pig?"

The pencil smiled: "Speaking of your achievements, you will operate the book as soon as you open it, and the number of jù can look better, if the operation is good, it will be greatly improved." After speaking, he added: "However, operation is not fundamental, it is your book at all." ”

The fat man asked, "What operation, what operation?"

Pencil said, "It's like a singer and movie star." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "It's just swiping tickets." ”

"Damn, you cultural people are in charge of swiping tickets and pretending to operate them. The fat man laughed.

The pencil said: "There are unspoken rules in every line, and swiping tickets is equal to unspoken rules, and others operate, and you will suffer if you don't do it, for example, I fought for the top ten in my last book, I didn't fight, and I was swiped by others...... There are many benefits to brushing up, and you don't understand if you don't do this. As he spoke, he asked Zhang Wei: "You understand, right?"

"Know some. Zhang Wei replied.

Pencil said: "This line is like this, there are many people in the front of the queue who are in operation, and they have been operating for a long time......"

The fat man interrupted: "You still say swipe the ticket, operation, I'm a first-class hooligan, it sounds awkward." ”

"Ticket swiping is a kind of operation, and operation is not only ticket swiping. Pencil said.