Chapter 116: Slapping a swollen face and becoming fat
"So what else are we going to do?" Da Bingshan adjusted his breathing, leaving my body inch by inch, until he sat straight on my side, as if he had regained his usual composure, and said calmly, "Why don't we watch a movie together?"
"Watching a movie?now?" I couldn't believe my ears, and the sudden disappearance of the temperature around me suddenly cleared my chaotic brain. But what's going on right now? It's like a passionate performance, just arrived* but came to an abrupt end, and people were caught off guard.
"Xiao Yan, let's save the best for the candle night in the cave room. Da Bingshan gently lifted me up, stroked my hair one by one, and said gently: "Don't worry, my patience has always been very good!"
"What......, your patience has always been very good, is it because I have no patience and want to dedicate myself to you? It was you who lit the fire tonight, but when I was in the middle of the fire, I suddenly turned around and dropped a sentence lightly: You don't worry?
"What kind of expression are you, do you want to ......" The big iceberg looked at me carefully, and showed a wicked smile. His tone had long since regained his calmness, but his bloodshot eyes still wantonly proclaimed the restlessness in his heart.
"If you have any arrangements, just say it, I don't want anything now, I just want to have a good night's sleep!" I got up and poured a glass of cold boiled water to drink, and then poured a glass and handed it to the big iceberg, thinking silently in my heart: Xiaoxiao, look how I abuse you in my dream!
"It's not your style to go to bed so early!" Da Bingshan drank the water in one go, seemed to be much more comfortable, and suggested: "Since you don't want to watch a movie, why don't we watch a variety show together, I heard that it is more relaxed and enjoyable, you should like it, right?"
"Okay, the lord is as you please, you have the final say!" In fact, I really can't sleep at the moment, especially when I am in the same room with the big iceberg, and I always feel a little inexplicable excitement and nervousness. simply turned on the TV, changed the channels one by one, looking for the trace of variety shows.
Knock knock knock......
Before I could successfully find a variety show, there was a regular knock on the door of my house, who is it so late?
Looking at the big iceberg with some confusion, after receiving his reassuring look, I got up and went to open the door. What I didn't expect at all was that the person standing at the door turned out to be He Maomao!
"Maomao, why are you, why did you come to me so late?" I was a little shocked, and suddenly thought of the big iceberg sitting in the room, and an embarrassed look appeared on my face.
"Xiaoyan, I had a quarrel with Ah Fei, take me in these days!" Mao Mao often came to my house, so the familiarity was like entering the door of his house, and he walked straight towards the room without waiting for me to say hello.
"Ahh
I hurriedly closed the door, Maomao's voice was particularly loud in this silent night, I wonder how the neighbors next door would feel when they heard it?
"Maomao, let me introduce you to you!" I turned around and came to the middle of the big iceberg and Maomao, intending to officially introduce my girlfriend and boyfriend. How could it be so strange to make such an introduction on such a night, in my one-room room?
"Hey, why does this person look so familiar?" Mao Mao pulled me aside, walked into two steps and took a closer look at the big iceberg, and suddenly exclaimed: "Xiao Yan, he seems to be your president, what is his name?" Ye Wei?"
"That's right, I'm the president of Xiaoyan Company, Ye Wei. But now there should be a new identity, I'm Xiao Yan's current boyfriend!" Da Bingshan didn't mind Mao Mao's surprise, as if he was a friend who had been reunited for a long time, and asked calmly: "You are the legendary He Maomao, Xiao Yan's best friend?"
"Oh, I have retired to the rivers and lakes for many years, but I didn't expect that there is a legend of my sister on the rivers and lakes?" Why did I forget, Mao Mao has read countless books, and the most read is Jin Yong Gulong's martial arts novels, and he is talking nonsense at this moment. She hugged her fists, as if she had become a chivalrous man walking the rivers and lakes, and said proudly: "Brother Ye's name, like thunder, when I see it today, it is really extraordinary, I will be fortunate to meet it!"
"......, what do you mean by that?" I propped my forehead and raised my eyes to see the reaction of the big iceberg.
What surprised me even more was that the corners of Da Bingshan's mouth rose, and he seemed to think it was quite interesting, and he also hugged his fists and said: "I have admired the name for a long time, if it is really a woman who does not let her eyebrows be shaved, it is an honor to see it today!"
"Prizes have been awarded. Mao Mao smiled coquettishly.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. "The big iceberg is still reciprocating.
It's a pity that these two people don't want to be actors, they come as soon as they open their mouths and complete the crossing in an instant.
"Mao Mao, you ...... today" I finally caught the gap in their pause, ready to pull the two people who had crossed into the martial arts world back to reality.
"Xiao Yan, you can do it, don't tell me about such a big thing as talking about friends!" Mao Mao seemed to have just remembered my existence, and he was ready to ask the teacher about the crime: "You honestly, when did you two get to it, and to what extent have you developed now?" Mao Mao glanced at the big iceberg beside him, leaned close to my ear, and whispered: "You won't already live together, right?"
"How is that possible!!" I glared at her with disgust and explained, "We've only been together for two days, and there have been a lot of things in the past two days, so I haven't had time to tell you about it!" I also glanced at the big iceberg, stretched out my finger and pointed to the TV and said, "He will send me home tonight, just take a tour of my house, we plan to watch TV together!"
"Watching TV?" Mao Mao asked in a long and meaningful voice, "Do you want to tell me that you two young lovers in the prime of life, you and me, are in the same room just to watch Peppa Pig?"
Peppa Pig: Is that the cartoon that is now taking the world by storm?
I looked back at the TV, and it was not the cute little pink pig playing on the TV at the moment!
"This ...... We're going to watch a variety show, but we haven't found it yet, so you're here...... "My explanation is strange, it's obviously telling the truth, but why is it so unconfident to explain?"
"That's it!" Mao Mao blinked his eyes in disbelief, nodded and smiled: "This is really too coincidental, then what were you doing before? Xiaoyan, don't tell me, you changed the TV station overnight!"
How can I say that just thinking back to the image of us hugging and kissing earlier, my cheeks turned crimson?
"Previously we were doing hygiene. The calm voice of the big iceberg came, saving me from the predicament.
"Okay, you two are really a good match!" Mao Mao's scrutinizing gaze swept back and forth between me and Da Bingshan, and sneered: "As the president of the company, you went to Xiaoyan's house, and you told me that you were doing hygiene? Do you think I'm so easy to fool?"
"Otherwise, do you think that such a tidy house was cleaned up by Xiao Yan himself?" Da Bingshan was not angry by Mao Mao's questioning, but asked inspiringly.
"You say so...... Mao Mao had a chance to take a good look at my room, and nodded in agreement: "I would rather believe that you cleaned it!"
"What do you mean?" I feigned anger.
"Xiao Yan, a boyfriend like Ye Shuai who can make money and do housework is very suitable for you!" Mao Mao was surprised by my anger and made a final evaluation.
"Ye Shuai, why do you call him Ye Shuai?" I choose to ignore Mao Mao's crooked reasoning directly, if it is more serious, it must be me who suffers internal injuries.
"Ye Da handsome guy, referred to as Ye Shuai!" Mao Mao said as a matter of course: "I didn't look at it much in a hurry last time, but today I found that Ye Shuai is really handsome!"
"Come on, don't praise him, he's narcissistic!" I hurriedly covered Maomao's mouth and smiled awkwardly at the big iceberg: "Hehe, Maomao likes to joke the most, don't take it seriously." ”
"I think she said it very well, don't you think I'm not handsome?" The big iceberg seemed to have found a new pleasure, and looked at me nervously for a long time.
...... "Hey, it's really not to be boasted!"
"Maomao, you haven't said it yet, what is the situation between you and Ah Fei, why did you suddenly quarrel in a good manner?" "Forget it, let's take the initiative to change the topic obediently, and if I continue to be entangled like this, I guess I won't be able to discuss the result."
"Hey, don't mention it, it's too bad!" Mao Mao instantly said listlessly when he heard it, like a deflated ball: "Isn't it that there are still two months to go before the New Year, Ah Fei wants to go to my house to propose marriage during the New Year this year, but I think the time is not yet ripe, let him slow down first." As a result, he made a fuss and said that I didn't love him enough and didn't want to marry him!" Mao Mao spread his hands and said with a bitter face: "You said that you are not in a hurry, I just think that it is too early to propose marriage this year, and I didn't say that I will not marry, is he anxious with me?"
"Is this the matter?" I confirmed incredulously, "Wouldn't it be nice to discuss this matter well, and you will run away from home?"
Seeing that everyone was still standing, I sat on the bed with me, while Da Bingshan sat on the sofa next to him as a qualified listener.
"I'm also thinking about him! Xiaoyan, I'm afraid you don't know, there is an unwritten custom in our hometown, the man comes to propose marriage, at least prepare a big red envelope of 100,000 yuan as a bride price!" Mao Mao was a little helpless, and sighed: "In the past two years, Ah Fei has bought a house and a car, and the loan has not been repaid, where can he come up with so much bride price money!"
"What are you talking about, 100,000 yuan, your hometown is too ruthless!" "I'm staggered, it's not easy for young people to save money now, especially when they work away from home, except for renting a house and living expenses, there is really not much money that can be saved every month. A good man like Ah Fei who takes care of his family, works hard, and has bought a house and a car in a few years, which is really rare!
"Who says it's not, everyone feels a lot of pressure, but it's a matter of face, no one in the village wants to be the first reformer to eat crabs, even if it's difficult, everyone gritted their teeth, scraped together the bride price money, anyway, after getting married, it will be returned to the little couple in full, it's just a formality. Mao Mao said in a hurry, a little weakly: "Xiaoyan, I won't tell you, I'm not really angry with Ah Fei, he wants to marry me, I can naturally tell the good from the bad." But the customs of my hometown are there, and I can't help it. So he could only pretend to be angry and run away from home, so as to dispel his idea, and it would not be too late to plan when the conditions were better in the future. ”
"That's a way for you. "I also sighed helplessly, feudal customs kill people, and the behavior of slapping swollen faces and filling fat people seems absurd, but in relatively backward places, it is still prevalent and abounds.
"Excuse me. The big iceberg, who had been silent for a long time, spoke, and asked, "Do you need my help?"
That's right, how can I forget the big iceberg! He's a big president, where will he put a mere 100,000 yuan in his eyes? Moreover, he just borrowed it as a formality, and he can return it in full after the ceremony is completed.
"Then how can I use the money for marriage, how can I borrow it!" Unlike my surprise, Mao Mao objected very excitedly: "Ah Fei marries me, naturally relying on his own ability." If you rely on borrowing money from Xiaoyan's boyfriend to marry me, then what's the matter!"