I didn't see Zhang Xiaoling in the cafeteria, it seems that he has encountered something more important than eating. Luo woke up and exchanged a few words with Master Erzhang, and then sat alone in the customary window position. As soon as he sat down, he saw Zhang Xiaoling hurriedly walking in with a large medical toolbox.

"Quick, there are a lot of dishes, what I have been doing in the past two days is manual work, or physical work that takes my brain. Supplement your nutrition with plenty of nutrients. Zhang Fatzi said loudly, and gently placed the toolbox next to Luo's awakened seat.

"Are you going to go to the mountains and the countryside to fight guerrillas? are you ready?" Luo woke up and teased, and unconsciously quickened the speed of eating. He is going to go to the People's Hospital tonight to spend a night, and he has to replenish his physical strength.

"Why are you like a starving ghost? I'm going to go to the city bureau after eating, so as not to let Zhao Donglin take the opportunity to take advantage of the loophole. The fat man sat on a chair with a lunch box, looking very tired. "I've got a box full of treasures, German. It's not that we worship foreign flattery, it's really good. Back then, the leaders of the city bureau used this set of treasures to fool me into the criminal police brigade of the city bureau. Who knows it's been dusty until now?"

"I see that you have been longing to worship your master as a teacher, and I think you are ready to change careers? It seems that your revolutionary enthusiasm is still high?" Luo woke up and muttered a little vaguely.

"Alas! It's all tears? Look at my brother, my condition, isn't it authentic? But why is it still naked? No, it's a single? Ah? Why? Isn't it all this profession?

Brother and I don't talk about the talents, just talking about my brother's Beijing hukou, I don't know how many girls from other places can be attracted? Don't laugh, really. Not only can you enter Beijing, but you can also arrange a job, which is the benefit of the unit. But why am I still jumping alone? The Beijing hukou can't resist a woman's fear of the forensic profession!

So brother, I want to be your junior brother, so that I will have a second major? Even if it is just a title change, it is still a forensic business, and it will not scare away other little girls with one mouth, right? I don't even have a chance to continue pestering! Therefore, in the future, I hope that everyone can call me Inspector Zhang! Zhang Xiaoling was already a little excited through gritted teeth in the end.

"You can't just because you have been kicked around by the little girl many times, and you have left some psychological shadow in your heart, right? Before you destroyed Comrade Zuo Ligao's love, you also destroyed Comrade Sui Jinsong's marriage, right? You are sick, you have to be cured!" Luo woke up and pouted.

"Shit! Sui Siyan's eyes are still bare, where did my mother-in-law let me destroy it? He holds a grudge against me for almost ruining his sister's marriage. But I didn't know that the sturdy lady was his sister at the time?!" Zhang Xiaoling explained with some dejection, and did not start the sumptuous food in front of him.

"Tell me? What's going on? I'll give you a look at it the next time I see Captain Sui!" Luo woke up and wiped his mouth, listening to the book with great interest.

"Haha~ Let's talk about how you are so bad and oily!?" Sister Mu also came over with a lunch box.

"Alas! I was also young and knowledgeable, and I went to the "digestive tract" for two bites of food! What a misstep turned into a thousand hatreds?" Zhang Xiaoling put on a look of pity for the young man who had lost his footing.

"And, who are you fooling?What is the digestive tract?Hurry up and get to the point!" Sister Mu still had a fiery temper.

"The digestive tract is really not a thing! His big name is Xiao Huade, and he is a lecturer at the University of Medicine. In my second year at the Municipal Bureau, I was invited to give lectures and counseling on forensic medicine at the University of Medicine. I got acquainted with a few young lecturers from the medical university.

One day, when I was having lunch, I passed by the school playground and saw a young woman changing the tires of the school bus. The saliva I admired at the time was all over the place. You have to know that the tires of the bus are more than half a meter high, and they weigh less than 40 kilograms. The woman was alone in the scorching sun to change the tires with a jack, even if the man had no strength and was in vain.

I joked that this mother-in-law insisted on getting it! Whoever marries and goes home will be able to do it! Who knew that several hurtful people coaxed together, saying that it was a lady with a bitter and bitter "digestive tract." If it weren't for the fact that this aunt has a more violent brother, Xiao Dehua knows very well that silence is Jin's helplessness, and he would have sounded the horn of protest a long time ago!?

If you can get the "digestive tract" out of the sea of suffering and see the light of day again, you can also be regarded as accumulating a merit. I didn't think about the ins and outs of this marriage at the time, so I boasted to myself with a long face: This is not simple? You can invite a big table for three days at the "Luosiji" restaurant!

At that time, I just thought it was a joke, but two days later, Xiao Huade quietly found me, saying that I had a lot of brains and ideas, and if he could get divorced without his life in danger, he would really set me up for a banquet in "Luosiji". I didn't resist the temptation of my hometown's food, so I happily agreed. Now that I think about it, this Shawward is really not a thing. I still have too little experience in fighting behind enemy lines, so easily," the fat man stared at the food in front of him and licked his somewhat shiny lips. (This book has been renamed "The Last Logic" and signed and published on Iron Blood)

"Don't think about avoiding the important and finding a rut for yourself?" Sister Mu pulled Zhang Xiaoling's lunch box aside, "Continue to explain, otherwise you won't have to eat!"

That woman is Sui Jinsong's sister, and she looks much better than Sui Jinsong. That eyebrow isn't a mother's at all!Oh, it's off. This Xiao Huade is a native of Kaifeng, and it doesn't matter if he wants to stay in Beijing after graduation. hit his crooked brain to get married, and then somehow hooked up with Sui Jinsong's sister.

After the two got married, Xiao Dehua stayed in Beijing, and Sui Jinsong's sister was also arranged to be a driver at the Medical University. Sui Jinsong's younger sister is not highly educated, and when she arrives at the Medical University, a place full of flowers and intestines, she naturally looks out of place. After Xiao Huade settled down, he began to worry about divorce.

But I didn't know these situations at the time? Sui Jinsong really wronged me when he didn't play with me later!? I was also a victim of being deceived?! I've been entangled with me for three or four years, who am I going to reason with?" The fat man also said that his saliva was splashing, which was quite a spicy version of Dou E.

"The unjust government has its own verdict and will explain in detail how you committed the crime. You are clear about our party's policy, be lenient in confession, and strict in resisting. Don't hurry up and recruit from the truth!" Luo woke up, and on the side, he was also arrogant with Sister Mu's momentum.

"That's still thinking that at the beginning, I fell for the trick of Xiao Huade, a villain, so that Mingzhu was covered with dust, Mingzhu secretly cast, Mingzhu pressed the sword or something, can I eat some pearl-like balls first?" Zhang Xiaoling smashed the saliva in his mouth, and looked at Sister Mu pitifully.

"No, what this pill makes you see is a crime! If you don't explain it happily, you will be doomed immediately!" Sister Mu stepped on the chair with one foot, and her hands were on her waist as if Sun Erniang was in the world.

"Okay, I'll explain. But after all, we are still revolutionary comrades, right? You are destroying my young mind, and I will complain to you after dinner!"

"After explaining, you don't have to eat, it's not certain? Still complaining? Believe it or not, I'll call everyone for dictatorship now?" Sister Mu looked down at the obscene Zhang Fatzi, and one hand was already waving in the air.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoling trying so hard to change the topic, Luo woke up and felt that Zhang Fatzi's problem was serious. This fat man's idea must have wilted beyond imagination, and I'm afraid that even he himself is ashamed to say it now.

"Speaking of long long ago, the story happens like this. At that time, I was young and naïve, but I still demanded progress in my thinking. I have been so blinded by the scourge of the "digestive tract" that I have slipped deeper and deeper down the path of going against the will of my comrades in women. I really regret committing such a crime, I really want to just keep walking, keep walking, and then disappear between the blue sky and white clouds. ”

Zhang Fatzi's blurry eyes were very infectious, and the moved Sister Mu slapped him directly on the back of the head, "Let my sister be anxious again, and I will send you to the Forbidden City as a eunuch!"

"Don't worry, my aunt, can't people sort out their thoughts? After all, it has been many years, and although the parties are still alive, there will inevitably be omissions, right?"

Luo woke up at this time, I really admired Zhang Xiaoling from the bottom of my heart! This neat and honest appearance, anyone who doesn't understand it thoroughly has to be dizzy!

"That's how I fooled my digestive tract that day. I said that there were three steps to divorce, and it would take about a month. First of all, you have to sleep during the day and have fun at night, isn't your lady sleeping to death? You just shake her awake and start grinding her teeth, and if the sound is not enough, you will prepare a few iron broad beans. In about a week, your lady will have a nervous breakdown.

The second step is to start sleepwalking, and after waking up your mother-in-law, you start pretending to sleepwalk and go around the house. Make sure your lady is looking at you, turn around if you are not sure, don't open your eyes when you hit the wall, you can lie on the ground slowly.

The third step is to pretend to be sleepwalking, to make a loud sleepwalking. For example, turn on the TV with your eyes closed, open the refrigerator. If you really can't do it, you can do laundry, in short, you have to persevere. But when pretending to sleepwalk, remember that as soon as your lady does something to you, you will immediately lie down and pretend to be asleep. You can only toss once a night, and if you have too many times, you will be off.

Finally, the fourth and most critical step. If the previous performance is successful, you can implement this most essential step. In the last week, you sleepwalked straight to the kitchen two days ago, and whether your lady knew it or not, you had to smile at your kitchen knife. The more disgusting the laugh, the better. Then go back to bed and don't sleep, and in the same way, you smile at where she sleeps regardless of whether your wife is still in bed or not. The more disgusting, the better.

If your lady can still persist in the first three steps, then she is a superwoman! You take four portions of mydriatic pills beforehand, and then when you sleepwalk, you drop eye drops with fluorescent algae solution into your eyes.

At this time, you are no longer you! At this time, you have an iron broad bean in your mouth, grinding your teeth, glowing, dilated eyes, go to the kitchen with a kitchen knife and a whetstone, and when you return to the bedside, you will look at your lady and smile while sharpening the knife. Don't stop in your mouth, the louder the better! As soon as your wife opens her eyes in this scene, she will immediately blow the lamp and pull out the wax with you. Zhang Fatzi spread his hands and laughed unconsciously.

"Smack!" Sister Mu slapped the fat man Zhang on the head again, "You are really a bad bun with no virtue and smoke! Is her sister really gone? Why haven't I heard?"

"If he really leaves, there will be nothing to do! Xiao Huade, this wilted traitor! He didn't say a word to me, and went home to grind his teeth with his wife. The day after pretending to sleepwalk, he was slapped by his mother's big slap. Iron broad beans broke all their teeth.

Then this Po Chi Gao sold me. The sturdy lady came to me and said she was going to get me a dragon, and I hid back in the city. As a result, two days later, Sui Jinsong came and said that he wanted to change my skin? These two brothers and sisters are really a big man! Xiao Huade can be regarded as a wicked person, and he has a wicked person! It is said that he is still a wife and a happy husband!

Zhang Xiaoling ran away after dinner and dragged Feng Guodong to the city bureau. He's going to guard his "baby"!

Luo woke up and saw that it was still early, so he made a cup of tea and sat at the desk to look at Cao Leping's "masterpiece". Flipping through it, a few plastic-sealed pieces of paper fell from a book of "Who Dreams First". The print is very beautiful, and it seems to be used as a bookmark. The content is a short essay with two long and short sentences.

Luo woke up and read curiously, and unconsciously laughed. This should be Cao Leping's several proud works before he "stepped into the literary world", no wonder they will be preserved so exquisitely.

The essay is an "Epitaph", which was commissioned by Cao Leping by the son of an old recalcitrant owner of the Guanyuan Flowers, Birds, Fish and Insects Market. The old recalcitrant had played all his life, so much so that his son, despite his successful career, could not find any "well-known person" willing to write an "epitaph" for his father. I don't care about the amount of money and the amount of money, I really can't put pen to paper!

In the end, after several rounds of tossing and turning, Comrade Cao Leping went all out and took on this challenging and arduous task. And finally won high praise from the son of the old stubborn master, which also made him appear in several small circles.

The full text is as follows:

Here is a faint mortal. When you come, you are striped, and when you go, you don't care. This person was smart when he was young, ambitious in his youth, uninhibited in his youth, confused in middle age, and accustomed to it for a long time. and even old age and poverty...

If you think about it carefully, you may be able to stand up if you go the opposite way in this life.

I have never worked in the public office in my life, but I have a clear understanding of being washed in the red dust. This go to the nine secluded is the period of re-trying to macro: this hole is my future Qing cultivation place, if the younger generations have a life rush, the career is not smooth, the shopping mall is exhausted, the sea of love is dry and other uncaught things can be burned paper to tell, I should rely on the dream to solve.

However, the road of yin and yang is long, and no refunds will be given if it is not delivered in time. (Complaints are acceptable, and the complaint fee should be self-funded).

It seems that Cao Leping is still very business-minded, and this "Epitaph" that is like an advertisement must also be very suitable for the old stubborn son's preferences. The style of writing is actually somewhat similar to Jia Sizhen.

The next two long and short sentences are two "hot" advertisements that doubled Cao Leping's value.

Advertisement of the crematorium in the eastern suburbs: this field launched a one-stop service for the aftermath: blowing, pulling, playing, singing, crying, making trouble, burning, and burying all kinds of exquisite. But all the troubles in the world are fluttering into smoke and rising into the air, quite like an immortal, and it is actually a place of sanctification behind him. Families are welcome to visit and enjoy group discounts.

Advertisement in the Western Suburbs Cemetery: You are willing to die, but you are not willing to bury.

(The above two advertisements received an overwhelming response, and the business premises of the two customers were burned.) Quite a pity!)

This style of painting is difficult for Zhang Fatzi to look forward to? This Cao Leping's "success" is not accidental, these words seem absurd, but in fact they are a game after life is mastered.