Seeing that Su Huai was embarrassed, Da Wu secretly said in his heart, it seems that this person is not as powerful as rumored, so he concluded: "The meaning of this painting is originally time training, the span is too large, and the difficulty of composing poetry is too great, Mr. Su, don't care." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhang Min said in his heart, this evil young man is really false, but he doesn't want Su Huai to lose face in public, so he proposed loudly:

"Two Mr. Wu, this topic is indeed a little difficult, I think Mr. Su may not be able to do it for a while, it is better to let him think about it, make it in the future, and then transfer the poem to you. ”

Xiao Wu was originally just a female fan of Su Huai, so he was embarrassed for a while, seeing that Su Huai had been forced to have nothing to say at this time, he also felt a lot more relaxed, just smiled and nodded:

"That's a pity, we can't touch Mr. Su's light this time, we can only blame our brothers for not being blessed, but I hope in the future, when Mr. Su mentions "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost" outside in the future, it can be said that it is the work of our two brothers...... Save others from continuing to misunderstand that we are stained with your light again. ”

Su Huai originally wanted to let the matter pass, but when he heard that the two of them meant to admit that this "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Picture" was their masterpiece in the future, it had nothing to do with him.

I can't help but think, this "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost" is Tang Bohu's, you really can't paint it, this is smearing Tang Bohu, the ancient.

I, Su Huai, am not uncommon and famous, but this Tang Bohu was lowered by you, so my sin is too great.

Su Huai quickly thought about countermeasures, he didn't expect a serious poem, but he thought of a crooked poem, thinking that his level was not good, so he would deal with it.

Thinking of this, Su Huai also raised his head and said:

"Two Teacher Wu, I just thought of a song, I don't know if it is worthy of your masterpiece. ”

As soon as he said this, everyone turned their heads to look over, and they were slightly surprised, in such a short time, did Su Huai create the corresponding poems?

Zhang Min looked at Su Huai with some surprise, and said in his heart, does he really have some ability?

"Then trouble Mr. Su, let's draw a poem. Da Wu didn't react, but Xiao Wu frowned slightly, thinking that you guy can't go down the steps, since you want to humiliate yourself, then you can't blame me, and directly handed the brush to Su Huai.

If it is a limerick, they can use this painting to let these annoying female fans see who is stained with whom.

Su Huai looked calm, took the brush, found a blank space on the canvas, and slowly wrote it.

Everyone waited for their eyes to see that the first sentence written by Su Huai was: "I like someone." ”

Such a simple and straightforward sentence?Modern Poetry?Everyone was surprised, but they saw that Su Huai wrote a second sentence and it was still:

"Loved someone. ”

This...... What does it mean? The first two sentences are repeated?

Before he was surprised, Su Huai continued to write the third and fourth sentences, which were still the same: "I like someone."

Everyone sees some differences, even if there are no rules in modern poetry, but these four poems are all repetitive sentences, which is too absurd, how can it be considered poetry?

Children can write limerick poems, they are all better than this, right......?

The female members who were originally full of expectations all looked at Su Huai with some disappointment, but they didn't expect that this talented man who wrote "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" turned out to be a straw bale......

But when he turned his head and looked at Su Huai's extremely beautiful face, he was inexplicably distressed in his heart, and hurriedly comforted:

"It's okay~ Mr. Su, it's nothing if you can't think of it, your words are still very beautiful. ”

"Yes, it's really like a person, it's so temperamental, can you sign it for us?"

"It's so short that it's hard to come up with a sentence. ”

Da Wu didn't chase and fight, Xiao Wu originally wanted to laugh over, but found that the girls didn't laugh at Su Huai but comforted him, and his heart became more and more uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but smile deliberately:

"Mr. Su, your poem is very relevant, it seems that you can see that the man in my painting has a lot of affection, and the four women I like in my life, all four sentences are 'like a person'."

Da Wu listened to his younger brother getting more and more excessive, and also defended Su Huai in a deep voice:

"Xiaolin, what are you talking about, poetry is to express the emotions in your heart, Mr. Su came up with a sentence, and it's normal that you can't think of the remaining three sentences, do you paint every time in one go?"

Although Su Huai didn't have any ink in his belly, he was always polite and didn't offend them, but Xiao Wu was so aggressive that he lost his original demeanor as a famous artist.

Xiao Wu suddenly felt inexplicable, obviously Su Huai was embarrassed, why was his eldest brother still standing on his side, he immediately glared at Su Huai, and said disdainfully:

"It's a pity that we have a good painting......"

Su Huai was comforted by everyone, but he felt very strange, didn't you all see it? After thinking about it, he realized that there is probably no "pear blossom" poem in this world, so they won't read this poem.

So he stepped forward, added a few more strokes, and then turned his head and asked, "Now you think about it again." ”

When everyone looked at it, Su Huai added a few strokes, and all of them were semicolons, and the poem became:

"Liked on/a/person;

like/on/someone;

like/last person;

Like/alone. ”

Everyone looked puzzled, but a few title symbols were added, and the four sentences were still the same, is there any difference?

Xiao Wu thought that Su Huai was making a fool of himself, so he sneered and said: "It turns out that Mr. Su is making physical poems, and if you want to break different sentences, the same sentence can become four poems, hehe, it's really creative, I'm afraid Brother Hai is not so level." ”

At this time, Zhang Min was suddenly stunned, his cheeks turned red, and there was a look of humiliation on his face, he glared at Su Huai, bit his lip and said:

"Teacher Su, your poem is too low-level...... "After speaking, he blushed and walked away.

Everyone didn't understand why Zhang Min suddenly scolded Su Huai for being low-level, only the long-haired female member with the loudest voice suddenly clapped her hands and shouted happily: "I understand, I understand~!"

Everyone looked at her, wondering what she understood, and the long-haired girl said:

Although these four sentences look the same, they actually have completely different meanings. ”

Ahh

The long-haired girl pointed to the poem with her eyebrows fluttering and explained:

"The meaning of these four sentences is, 'I liked someone' (liked /a/person; ), 'like to sleep with someone' (like/on/alone), 'like the previous person' (like/on a person), 'like to live alone' * like on/alone)......