Chapter 295: Western Medicine Doesn't Cure Ringworm
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar.
None of the reporters at the scene knew how many times they had been shocked today.
Yang Xiaotian was shocked for the first time when she was pregnant.
Lateral menstruation is the second shock.
All correct...... It's numb, it's not shocking.
And the blindfolded found out that the other party was a man by checking the pulse, which was the third shock.
I thought that the show was over, everyone was thinking about how to write the script when they went back, and the TV reporter was thinking about how to edit the footage to be exciting and beautiful.
But who would have thought, in the blink of an eye, it would be again.
It's like a movie, the prelude, the middle, **, and the follow-up are all there, I thought it was going to end, who would have thought that it would suddenly come again.
It's like watching Iron Man 1 and 2 at one time, how cool it is.
Immediately everyone came to the spirit.
in the picture.
"As you can see, Pailou Hospital is worthy of being the leader in our city, I came early in the morning, and there are so many people lined up in front of me!"
Tong Xin pointed to the long queue at the registration window and said.
This is taken secretly with a mobile phone, and the effect is naturally not as good as that of a professional camera, neither the clarity nor the framing layout can be compared, but it is more expensive than the truth.
"As a nurse, I sometimes substitute for patients, and I hope that doctors can be more responsible and not let patients from afar be disappointed!"
The screen changed again.
This time, Tong Xin was already standing at the door of the laboratory department.
She said with a smile on her face: "Okay, after an hour of queuing, I finally got in line, what will happen next, let's go and see!"
The effect of the beauty is first-class, and if you change someone to host, you may not have the effect you have now.
in the picture.
Tong Xin talks to the nurse in the laboratory department.
The nurse's attitude was a bit bad.
Yang Xiaotian smiled at the corner of his mouth, I'm not afraid that you are bad, I am afraid that you have a good attitude, how good it is now, it is just right for all the media to look at the face of Pailou Hospital.
Tong Xin walked in with a cup of urine and whispered, "Here, I made a small trick, what about the things here...... It's not mine......"
Then hand the urine to the nurse.
Then Tong Xin sat on the bench in a daze.
"It's boring......"
"Oops, time flies so slowly......"
Of course, these are not for the media to see, they are the materials to be posted on Weibo in the future, and netizens will like it.
The reporters at the scene also laughed.
Although it takes half an hour to get the results, Tong Xin can't make everyone wait that long, the middle is fast-forward, and after selling cuteness for a minute, the results will be obtained.
Point to the key data on the inspection order.
Tong Xin laughed "haha", patted her flat lower abdomen hard, and said: "Have you seen it? I! I'm pregnant! Come and congratulate me, remember to reward me on my Weibo, because ...... I'm pregnant!"
End of video.
"Hahaha!"
"It's so funny!"
"Is this a nurse? like a comedian!"
"Really! Such a cute little girl, who has no external baggage, can be so funny!"
"I think of a sentence, I can eat with my face, but I want to do a comic!"
A reporter who is familiar with 307 Hospital asked directly: "Dean Zhao, is this really your nurse, not a professional actor?"
Zhao Wanghai had an insulted expression on his face: "Of course it's our nurses! The nurses in our hospital are all very good!"
The reporter shook his head: "It's a pity ......"
Zhao Wanghai asked curiously, "What is a pity?"
"Such an excellent seedling, Mandarin is also standard, and the camera is full of sense, or Dean Zhao, you cut your love and send it to our TV station, I guess you will be a good host if you cultivate it well!" the reporter proposed with a regretful face.
Zhao Wanghai smiled: "Are you digging the foot of the wall in front of me?"
"Haha, good birds choose trees to rest!"
"Go, go, you go and ask her for your own opinion, she wants me to have no opinion, but if she doesn't want me, I can't help it!" Zhao Wanghai smiled happily, his subordinates were praised by others, isn't that equivalent to praising him for teaching well?
Yang Xiaotian saw that the atmosphere of the scene was almost over, so he coughed and said, "Everyone be quiet, be quiet, please listen to me!"
As today's protagonist, Yang Xiaotian's words still carry a lot of weight, and everyone immediately quieted down.
Yang Xiaotian said: "First of all, thank you very much for coming to participate in this gambling contract today, everyone has seen the results of the gambling contract, right?"
Everyone laughed.
After everyone laughed, Yang Xiaotian continued: "I asked my colleague Tong Xin to go to Pailou Hospital, also on a temporary basis, because I was thinking, since they can test me, why can't I try their skills?
As a result, everyone also saw it...... Hehe, they actually tested the man's urine as pregnant, I think all the male compatriots here, you should be careful in the future, don't get excited, don't get angry, and don't run quickly, otherwise you will have fetal gas!"
"Hahaha!"
Now everyone couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
Jin Anbang held back his anger and said: "Doctor Yang, you are so unfair! Where is there a man to test, the pregnancy test is to find a woman, and it is naturally not accurate to find a man to test!"
"Oh?" Yang Xiaotian was slightly stunned, "What you said seems to have some truth!"
"Of course!" Jin Anbang said righteously, "Western medicine is modern medicine, supported by scientific theories, how can you test it if you find a man to test it?"
Yang Xiaotian nodded: "Yes! Then I have questions, why can't scientific Western medicine detect men and women, but unscientific Chinese medicine can?"
Jin Anbang's eyes widened, and he was immediately stunned.
Yang Xiaotian immediately laughed: "Oh, I understand, I must be a witch doctor, so it's not scientific, and I can also measure men and women, I think I'm right to understand it this way, right?"
Speaking of this, he pretended to be serious and said: "Everyone, don't offend me, report well, I am a witch doctor, after you offend me, I will give you Gu!"
Everyone burst into laughter.
Yang Xiaotian's personality is approachable, and reporters also like interviewers with this personality the most, and someone immediately said: "Director Yang, it was Miao Jiang witchcraft that was the one who played the Gu, and you will do it too?"
"Haha!" Yang Xiaotian also laughed, "I'm just talking about fun!"
The gamble is over.
There is no doubt that Yang Xiaotian won.
However, on Weibo, Jin Anbang refused to admit it, he posted, "It's just luck, no matter how bad a gambler is, there are times when he wins!
However, this time, the "Blue Market Business Daily" did not stand for him.
Not only that, the president of "Blue Market Business Daily" also asked Jin Anbang to remove the certification of "Chief Reporter of Blue Market Business Daily" on Weibo.
And published an official Weibo saying that "all the remarks of reporter Jin Anbang are his own remarks and do not represent the attitude and opinions of our agency." ”
This is treating Jin Anbang as stinky shit, and he has to clear up his relationship with Jin Anbang.
Jin Anbang was so depressed that he wanted to talk to Chang Jin.
But Chang Jin is also having a headache.
This matter was topped by him, and now that something has happened, the courtyard is naturally looking for trouble for him.
First of all, medical practitioners know that it is definitely not allowed to take a man's urine to take a pregnancy test, which has no scientific theory.
But the point is that the public doesn't think so.
The logic of the masses is very simple.
You find a man to test Yang Xiaotian and test the ability of Chinese medicine, and Chinese medicine has accepted and won.
But Chinese medicine uses the same way to test you, but you lose, which means that you are not capable and have been abused by Chinese medicine.
Another point is the bad attitude of the nurses in Pailou Hospital when Tong Xin went.
The nurse was said to have been transferred directly to a department with a busy job and little pay.
Since the evening of the same day, the news of traditional Chinese medicine pregnancy tests has begun to be frequently bombarded in major news media, online platforms and evening newspapers.
Just looking at the paper media, I don't feel anything.
In the afternoon, I don't know who put the video of more than two hours on the Internet, and the number of on-demand views exceeded 500,000 within half an hour.
Many people complained while watching.
Especially when Yang Xiaotian predicted the woman's menstruation, the barrage on the video was dense.
"High energy ahead, please pay attention!"
"High-energy warning!"
"The bunker is up, I've seen it three or four times!"
Then when it came time to determine that the person who came out of the diagnosis was a man, the audience was shocked again.
Some netizens posted on Weibo, "Sunspots, you come to black Chinese medicine! The example is here, if you have the ability, your Western medicine also relies on equipment to test pregnancy!"
Yang Xiaotian is also very busy here.
First of all, the outpatient clinic of TCM internal medicine is overcrowded, and the queue is lined up outside the department, and the doctors are too busy to rotate.
The registration office must limit the registration every day, otherwise there are too many numbers, and the day must be seen, and every doctor has to work overtime until ** o'clock in the evening.
It's okay once or twice, but if it goes on like this for a long time, it can't be sustained by one person.
By then, the patient's illness had not yet been cured, and the doctor was tired and lying down.
However, such large-scale treatment is still very effective, and many patients will consciously promote TCM internal medicine after they have been cured.
This can be regarded as having a good reputation.
In fact, most of the people who come to Chinese medicine for treatment are incurable diseases, which cannot be solved by Western medicine or cannot be solved with small money.
For example, neuralgia is not easy to solve in Western medicine, if you have to say that you have money, then it is easy to do, you spend millions of dollars, all kinds of detailed examinations, all kinds of elimination methods, maybe you can cure your neuralgia - as long as you don't have a pain in your wallet at that time.
But traditional Chinese medicine has special effects, acupuncture and moxibustion combined with traditional Chinese medicine, can treat you seventy-seven-eighty-eight, and the cost is only a few hundred yuan.
There are also dysmenorrhea and menstrual irregularities, the same is true, Western medicine has no good way, Chinese medicine has its own set of conditioning methods.
In addition, various skin diseases are also what Chinese medicine is best at.
There is such a sentence in the medical circle, called "Chinese medicine does not treat asthma, Western medicine does not treat ringworm", the first half of the sentence will not be mentioned for the time being, and the second half of the sentence is about various skin diseases.