Chapter 350: I went to Quantai to recruit the old department

Ten minutes ago, on TV.

Zhou Fang said: "Just now, our contestants answered correctly and got one point, let's take a look at the answers of the audience and guests." Hey, Gong Shan, who has always performed very well, answered all the questions correctly before, but he was wrong in this question? Shanshan, why is this question wrong?"

Gong Shan was very embarrassed and said: "This question is wrong, in fact, I don't blame me, I have to blame Jiang Xia." ”

"Blame Jiang Xia?" Zhou Fang wondered, "Jiang Xia doesn't seem to have come to our scene, why blame Jiang Xia?"

I have to say that Zhou Fang is really Jiang Xia's sister, just such a sentence, and mentioned Jiang Xia's name three times. Even if Jiang Xia didn't come, some people would know Jiang Xia's name, which was to make Jiang Xia famous.

Gong Shan said there: "Here's the thing, I remember when I was in elementary school, the teacher assigned a task to memorize a poem or word a week. Then I was classmates with Jiang Xia at that time, and Jiang Xia memorized such a poem at that time, and I remember it deeply. The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wanmu Spring. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

As soon as this poem was read out, the audience burst into laughter, which was really funny enough to group four completely unrelated poems together.

At that time, the teacher asked him, where did you memorize such a poem? Jiang Xia replied, he said that this poem was taught to him by the teacher. Our teacher was very puzzled, when did I teach? Jiang Xia said that he slept and dreamed in class yesterday, and listened to the teacher's teaching in a daze. In fact, we didn't learn these poems at all, and all of what he memorized was read in the poetry encyclopedia, but I just remembered them. The teacher punished him for two lessons,"

Gong Shan smiled and said Jiangxia's troubles, and the audience was laughing, "Because I was deeply impressed by this matter, I saw this and went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and the first sentence that came to mind was that a branch of red apricot came out of the wall." That's the wrong answer, so don't blame me, right?"

Zhou Fang said with a smile: "Looking at Jiang Xia's current novels, I didn't expect him to be so funny when he was in elementary school." ”

What was even more amusing was that Jiang Xia was not happy after being punished, and said that the poem was not good even if it was my original one? I am also a poet, the youngest and most talented poet! The teacher directly ignored him, and Jiang Xia was depressed for several days. Gong Shan said with a smile, his expression was a little exaggerated, which was even more funny.

Zhou Fang smiled: "Even if the teacher agrees, it is estimated that he will not be able to." The most famous young poet should be Luo Bingwang, when he was seven years old, he wrote a goose goose goose, a song to the sky, white hair floating in green water, and red anthurium plucking clear waves. Alright, let's move on to the next question. ”

Gong Shan's revelations were not ruthless, but Jiang Xia couldn't imagine that the next day everyone reported that he was so shameless to be the youngest and most talented poet when he was a child.

My God, Jiang Xia also thought of this, at that time, his face was really outstanding, and he was hopelessly thick.

Originally, his poor image was all because of scolding and beating, plus the media hacked his prison experience. But now that this thing is broadcast outside, his image is not good, and he will be too thick-skinned.

knows that Gong Shan has participated in the show a lot, but Jiang Xia didn't pay attention to it, which doesn't mean that others don't pay attention.

Especially some of Gong Shan's 30 million fans, who belong to Gong Shan's hardcore support group, have been paying attention to Gong Shan's whereabouts. Like Jiang Xia, many of them stay in front of the TV and watch live TV.

They saw Jiang Xia's poem for the first time, a poem that fused four poems, and immediately brushed up and commented on it.

"Hahahaha, Sister Shan's daily Heijiang Xia, the task is complete. ”

"I went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. How did Jiang Xia twist these two sentences together?"

"The youngest and most genius? It turns out that Jiangxia's festival was like that when I was a child? ha. ”

"If I were his teacher, I would definitely be punished for a week. ”

"It's okay to sleep in class, and I'm so ashamed to say it. ”

"I only learned today that Sister Shan's cultural foundation is so profound. ”

"I really want Jiang Xia to participate in this show and PK with Sister Shan. ”

"Speaking of which, compared with Jiang Xia, who has more profound cultural skills?"

"Support Sister Shan. ”

"Ken is Jiang Xia, Jiang Xia writes martial arts, and his cultural skills are shallow. ”

"Not necessarily. ”

"By the way, why didn't Jiang Xia come to this show?"

"Stars in the entertainment industry have average cultural background, right?"

"Sister Shan, she didn't go to college. ”

"Sister Shan's best. ”

"Of all the guests tonight, Sister Shan is the best. ”

"Yes, Sister Shan, absolutely amazing. ”

……

After Jiang Xia finished reading Gong Shan's so-called revelations, he suddenly thought of a meager one, he hurriedly went to read the comments, it was okay under Gong Shan's meager bottom, they were all the same as above, some of them supported Gong Shan, or coaxed, but when it came to the official meager side of Gong Shan's studio, the situation was completely different.

The first thing that catches your eye is the neat formation.

"The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wan Mu Chun. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

"The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wan Mu Chun. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

"The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wan Mu Chun. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

"The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wan Mu Chun. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

"The gate of heaven is interrupted and the Chu River is opened, and the sick tree is in front of Wan Mu Chun. This went to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. ”

……

Next, there are a lot of funny comments.

"Jiang Xia, I didn't expect you to be such a Jiang Xia. ”

"When I was a child, I remembered that the red apricot was out of the wall, Xiaobian, I have seen through you. ”

"What I want to know is, Sister Shan, remembered that poem at that time?"

"Why these four poems? Can't they be the other four poems?"

"Have you found that it is very representative? a landscape, an inspirational song, a heroic song, and a love song. Well, the last song was not originally written about love, but the red apricot is out of the wall, and no matter how you look at it now, it is also love. ”

"Talking nonsense upstairs, it's obvious that Jiang Xia is teasing the boring son. ”

"Jiang Xia had such a thick skin when he was a child, and his skin will definitely be thicker when he grows up. ”

"Where's the festival?"

"I really want to know, Jiang Xia really said this?"

"What else did Jiang Xia do when he was a child?

"It's hard to imagine that Jiang Xia memorizes poems like this, how can he write a novel now?"

"Such a cheeky Jiangxia is worthy of the Jiangxia we are familiar with. ”

"I want to ask if it's true?"

……

Jiang Xia took a look, and the follow-up comments were similar, either following the formation, that is, Jiang Xia was funny when he was a child.

After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Xia sent a meager article.

"Many friends are asking, Tianmen interrupts the opening of the Chu River, and Wan Muchun in front of the sick tree, so go to Quantai to recruit the old department, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall. This hodgepodge of poems, uh, or can't it be called a poem? No matter, whatever, anyway, these four sentences are grouped together, is it true or false that I said when I was a child, what our boss @Gongshan said in the show?

Then I can tell you here responsibly that what our boss said is true. When I was a child, I was still in elementary school, and I was supposed to be in the fourth grade. One cool summer afternoon, I memorized this poem to my teacher.

But, remember, there are buts.

However, the teacher's follow-up was not a penalty, nor did I ignore me after I said that I was the youngest and most talented. As a result, I finished reading the poems, and the teacher asked me to copy several poems from the primary school textbook, such as the bright moonlight in front of the bed and two pairs of shoes on the ground. After I finished copying, I was punished for standing.

Many friends are also asking, how can I still write a novel when I memorized such a poem at that time, and can I still write so many lyrics?

I want to say, was it good to be young at that time, who hasn't been young yet?

And is this poem really that bad? This poem has two verses, don't you notice?

If you replace the third sentence of any seven-character poem with this to go to Quantai to recruit the old department, the artistic conception of the whole poem will change. Even if a red apricot comes out of the wall, the artistic conception has changed, and the momentum has changed.

As for the classic red apricot out of the wall. This is a seven-word and versatile sentence, no matter what the previous sentence is, you can pick up a red apricot out of the wall. The same wild sentence, as well as a five-word sentence, is self-hanging southeast branch.

Friends who don't believe in evil, you can try, say the last sentence after the next sentence, seven words will be a branch of red apricot out of the wall, five words will hang the southeast branch. In the seven words of the whole poem, I will replace the penultimate sentence with this and go to Quantai to recruit the old department, and see if it is what I said.

Oh, by the way, there is another sentence, you can add two words to the southeast branch to go to seven words as a wild sentence, it is better to hang the southeast branch. There are some more of the same wild sentences, you can look for them.

As for the comments that said I was thick-skinned, I admit that I was thick-skinned, anyway, my image has not been good...... Add a thick-skinned one more, and it's no different.

If you want to know, support Gong Shan's album, the collector's edition will be released next week, buy more, and the sales will exceed 100,000 in a week, and I will expose it.

Above, Jiang Xia, the thickest-skinned elementary school student in history. ”

Jiang Xiafa's meager is mainly to turn his attention, at least he can shift some of his attention to the wild sentence. Before sending a meager sentence, Jiang Xia specially took a look, "a branch of red apricot out of the wall" and "self-hanging southeast branch" two wild sentences, and even other wild sentences, in this world, are not widely recognized, so there is such a meager one.

Facts have proved that Jiang Xia's Dafa of shifting the topic is very effective.

After this meager issue was issued, many people were still complaining about Jiang Xia, the thickest-skinned primary school student in history, but more of them were racking their brains to think of the first sentence of the seven-word poem and the five-word poem, to replace the next sentence, and replace it with a wild sentence to see the effect.

The effect is quite good, and the wild sentence is worthy of being a wild sentence, how can it be matched.

"The gate of heaven was interrupted, and the Chu River opened, and a branch of red apricot came out of the wall. It feels so-so. ”

"The stars hang down and the plains are wide, and they hang on the southeast branches. Haha, this one is ok. ”

"The white hair floats in the green water, and hangs on the southeast branch. This is cool. ”

"The Peach Blossom Lake is a thousand feet deep, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall. Poofha, fun. ”

"Since ancient times, no one has died, and a red apricot has come out of the wall. Damn, this one is the most hanging. ”

"Young Zhuang doesn't work hard, he hangs on the southeast branch. Good inspirational feeling. ”

"It's better to go to Quantai to recruit the old department, it's better to hang the southeast branch. What do you think of Jiang Xia?"

…… (To be continued.) )