Chapter 85: Alien Creatures

"Don't pretend to be confused! that's not over yet, let's talk about it first, what if I get pregnant......"

"I didn't do anything to you, how could you get pregnant?"

"Didn't do anything? What's the sour smell on it? You must have gotten in while I was drunk!" Zhang Min looked unforgiving, but he was obviously playing tricks.

"What's the sour smell on it? You've drunk too much and smell wrong. ”

"You stripped me of my pants and I felt ...... Huh, you know, it's still wet there...... You didn't do anything to me...... Do you think anyone will believe this? I don't believe it anyway!" Zhang Min saw that Lu Yang's tone softened, and immediately climbed up the pole, and his words became less and less exquisite.

If you can't keep it, then be an ordinary friend, between ordinary boyfriends and girlfriends, it's normal to occasionally misfire.

"You definitely smelled wrong...... Lu Yang is now a big head, if he really didn't do anything at the time, of course he is very justified now, the problem is that he did something he shouldn't have done, and it is also a fact that Zhang Min has made his whole body spasm......

"Okay, then let me smell it again, I'm sober now, and see if I drank too much and smelled wrong. Zhang Min's plan succeeded, and he asked Lu Yang to take off his pants again for inspection.

Helplessly, Lu Yang half-pushed and half-took off his pants again, and as soon as he took them off, the plum blossom pile bounced out of it, as if a trapped beast was out of the cage.

The two of them were in the same room, and they didn't wear pants, so the atmosphere didn't feel right.

Zhang Min leaned over, sniffed the smell above, and then raised his head to look at Lu Yang.

"There's no sour taste, right?" Lu Yang confirmed to Zhang Min.

"After a long time, the sour gas has dissipated, but there must still be a sour smell on it, but I can't smell it. Zhang Min deduced very seriously.

"I can't smell it...... That proves my innocence. "Lu Yang is now very hard except for the plum blossom pile, and the rest of his body is very soft, especially when he is looked up from bottom to top by Zhang Min's flattering eyes.

"The sour breath dissipated, and although my nose couldn't smell it, I ...... The tongue can still be tasted. Zhang Min looked at the youthful plum blossom stick in front of him, sniffed the breath on it, and finally couldn't help it, and suddenly opened his mouth......

The first time she saw it, she couldn't help it, but she didn't dare to be abrupt at the time, and this time, she didn't want to bear it anymore.

"Ahh

The first time I was in the Qingyuan Community, when I was pulled around by Sister-in-law Mei's little towel, I felt this way, but it was far less intense than it is now......

How can the tactile sensation of a towel be compared to a woman's lips and tongue? Not only physically, but also psychologically......

"No...... My girlfriend hasn't been like this yet......" Lu Yang thought that it was not right, and wanted to push Zhang Min away...... Intellectually speaking, he is still a virgin~ man, Zhang Min is an old cow eating tender grass and taking advantage of him. But in terms of physical sensations...... Lu ** couldn't resist a mature ~ woman like Zhang Min.

Could it be ...... I'm going to lose ~ here today?

Yiyi, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't want to defend myself, it's ...... I can't hold it......

Zhang Min was already boiling like a fire, and it would burst into flames when he encountered dry firewood, and at this moment he had the opportunity to pounce on the dry firewood, **, and the 'horn' sounded, Zhang Min took advantage of the situation and pushed Lu Yang down on the bed.

"No, I can't. "Lu Yang half-pushed, wanted to welcome and refuse, but had to shout 'Ya kill Dad'.

At this moment, he was like an extremely shy little bride, and Zhang Min became a desperate and thirsty reckless man, wanting to overlord the bow.

"Not really. ”

When Zhang Min tried to climb up so that the ** below could touch and merge together, Lu Yang reached out and pressed her head to prevent her from climbing up.

Who says that only women have to pass the psychological barrier the first time?

If the other party is the girl he has always loved, and he is of the same age, it doesn't matter if he has a lover in the future, but ...... The other party is a mature ~ woman who is about to be thirty years old!

It's not the first time for her, but it's the first time for me, isn't that a loss?

However, if Zhang Min insisted a little more at this time, the arm that Lu Yang held her head might become weak, and the man's first psychological pass was actually very easy.

Zhang Min treated others with himself, recalling the scene when Li Guoqing tried to conquer him, and pondered that it might be that Lu Yang's dry firewood was not burning thoroughly enough, so he buried himself in hard work again. Moreover, she really likes Lu Yang's youthful dry firewood, and she can't wait to swallow it in her stomach.

Lu Yang subconsciously continued to press Zhang Min's head with his hand, at this moment his mind was completely dizzy, and his whole body seemed to have only that strong feeling left, and nothing else existed.

Zhang Min was held by Lu Yang's head, unable to climb up, unable to let the dry firewood and the fire come into contact, she instinctively adopted a roundabout tactic, while burying her head in hard work, she turned sideways with the dry firewood as the center of the circle, went to bed in a semicircle, and then took advantage of Lu Yang's inattention, one leg straddled Lu Yang's body, and fell down on him.

Lu Yang, who was a little confused, opened his eyes and looked...... I'll you...... It's not ...... Where the plum blossoms bloom?

It's not plum blossoms, it's fungus.

Plum blossoms have fungus inside?

Just as Lu Yang was about to sing a short song of plum blossoms, the place where the plum blossoms bloomed suddenly pressed down on his head, along his forehead, slid over the bridge of his nose, and finally the soft fungus was blocked on his mouth, and he was still rubbing up and down by himself.

Damn! What the hell is this? Please! I've washed my face in the morning, so you don't have to wash me again, do you?

Damn, my Lu Yang, an incomparably pure little boy, was actually ruined like this by a mature ~ woman!

For a moment, Lu Yang felt as if his face had been crawled over by a huge snail.

Or is it...... Some kind of alien creature.

It's just bloody, too violent!

"Wife, answer the phone! Wife, answer the phone!"

At this time...... Zhang Min's mobile phone that was thrown by the bedside suddenly rang......

Zhang Min was startled, and hurriedly reached over and grabbed the phone in his hand, without looking at the number, he knew that it was Li Guoqing calling when he heard the ringtone.

Could it be that he had planted an inside line beside him? As soon as he derailed, he was discovered? Although Zhang Min did not believe that Li Guoqing had this kind of intelligence, he was still very flustered at the moment.

"Hey, what's the matter, I'm busy!" Zhang Min quickly adjusted his mentality and questioned Li Guoqing in a very usual tone.

"Wife, Xiaofan suddenly repented and said that he wanted to go back to his hometown, but I couldn't persuade him. Li Guoqing was arranged by Zhang Min to open a suite in the hotel in the past two days, and was specially responsible for tuning~ teaching Zheng Fan, telling him what he could and could not do after he went to Liu's house, what could he say, and what he could not say. After training, it is good to cooperate with the implementation of Zhang Min's tanuki for prince plan in the Liu family.

Zheng Fan wanted to go back, this was a big deal, Li Guoqing didn't dare to delay, and called Zhang Min as soon as possible.

It seems that there was some accident in the plan, and I don't know what Li Guoqing did, so Zheng Fan refused to go to Liu's house to be a civet cat.

Reward question in the book review area of this chapter: Why does Lu Yang feel like his face has been crawled over by a snail?

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