The inferences in my brain are getting clearer and clearer, but the temperature in my heart is getting colder and colder.

Xu Yifan is a senior actor, so it is naturally easy to read my expression, and he asked tentatively: "Look at your expression, I think you have already noticed that something is wrong?"

For facts, denial is the most ignorant acknowledgment.

I didn't have the strength to say, "Zhuzhu is indeed very strange today, but I don't believe that she will harm me." ”

It is said that friendship between women is the most fragile.

But I don't believe it.

Thinking back to my best friend who has never met Zhuzhu and now gets along day and night, every bit is my precious memory, and I don't believe that all this is fake.

Xu Yifan chuckled, "I can't see that your thinking is so extreme." I do think that what your good friend Zhu Zhu did today is very problematic, but I didn't say that she was doing something wrong to you. ”

What does that mean, why is my head a little too much to turn?

"If she didn't mean to hurt me, then why do you say she did this today?" I said in a tone full of hope, preferring to believe that everything was just my misunderstanding rather than admitting that I had been betrayed by my best friend.

Xu Yifan sat leisurely at the dining table, his slender and sexy fingers tapped on the edge of the table again and again, and inspired: "How is your history? Have you ever heard the story of the shipwreck?"

I'm a serious science student, and history has always been a story.

But I still know the story of the shipwreck, and this kind of word explanation seems to be the scope of the language test!

But what does this have to do with Zhuzhu?

Before I could understand Xu Yifan's intentions, he continued: "Why don't you speak? Is this word difficult? Have you ever heard of it?"

Me: "......"

Please don't doubt whether my language grades are good?

I'm a real college student, isn't it just a wreck, fighting against the water, how could I not have heard of it!

In order to prove that my college diploma was not mixed with water, I said solemnly: "'Breaking the cauldron and sinking the boat' means that the two sides are fighting, and in order to achieve victory, the generals of one side will order someone to break the rice pot, scuttle the ferry, and cut off all the retreat of the soldiers, so as to inspire the soldiers to kill the enemy bravely." ”

Xu Yifan nodded and said: "Well, that's right, by the way, I'll give you a popular science, the general you mentioned is named Xiang Yu, and he is a heroic role I once played." ”

Me: "......"

Xu Yifan seemed to be incarnated as a high school Chinese teacher, and continued to test the students: "What about the last battle?"

Student, no, it was me who replied: "The meaning of the battle seems to be similar, and it is also a story of a general who set up a formation with his back against the river in order to win the battle, so that the soldiers had no way to retreat, but could only move forward and kill the enemy desperately, and finally win more with less." ”

Xu Yifan continued to nod with satisfaction: "I've heard a lot of stories! Let me give you another popular science, this general's name is Han Xin, and it is also a classic screen image I once created." ”

Me: "......"

This guy can't be fancy to sell me his work, right?

Don't be so narcissistic!

I said angrily, "So what is the connection between these two stories and the issue we are discussing today?" and emphasized as if warning: "To get to the point, please don't get involved with you again." ”

Xu Yifan agreed happily: "I understand, you will be shy when you hear more of my name, you have already said it before, I will pay attention." ”

Me: "......"

Did I ever say that once a woman gets angry, the consequences can be severe?

……

I have to say that Xu Yifan is a veteran who has been in the entertainment industry for many years, and his ability to observe words and emotions can be described as perfect.

Seeing that my face darkened, he really put away his joke style, and analyzed it very seriously: "Xiao Yan, have you noticed that when you say these two idioms, you both say the same thing?"

I replied quickly: "Cut off the soldiers' retreat?"

"Clever!" Xu Yifan was very satisfied with my reaction speed.

Suddenly, I seemed to have an inspiration: "You mean, Zhuzhu is doing this today to cut off my retreat, and let me break with the leadership of the branch completely?"

Inspiration is like turning on a faucet, and a steady stream of water is flowing down and coming naturally.

I went on to analyze: "Da Bingshan mentioned to me before that the financial problems of the branch are not a matter of one or two days, and the head office has also sent several business backbones to deal with it, but in the end they have all returned in vain. ”

"Big Iceberg speculated before that those business backbones must have been assimilated and disintegrated by the moths on the side of the branch, and finally unknowingly joined the moths. ”

"Zhuzhu is afraid that I will be like them, and my will will is not strong. That's why she knew that the leadership of the branch had arranged a series of dismounts for me, but she cooperated with their performances, the purpose of which was to cut off my retreat and push me completely to their opposite side from the beginning, so that she could solve the problem in a big way!"

It must be like this!

I'm so smart!

No, it seems that it should be, Xu Yifan is too smart!

My eyes flashed with one small star after another, and I admired: "You are so powerful, just through my narration, you can think of the truth of the matter at once." ”

Xu Yifan denied it: "Obviously, you said it yourself, but I didn't say anything." ”

My admiration deepened again: "Yo, I didn't expect you to be not only smart, but also very humble!"

Xu Yifan showed his signature smile again and said, "Now I finally look like a little fan! Do you admire me very much? Do you want me to sign your name?"

Me: "......"

Man, it is really unboastful!

"By the way, what do the fans look like? Is there any difference between me and just now?" I wondered.

"The difference is huge!" Xu Yifan suddenly smiled evilly, leaned a little closer and said mysteriously: "The eyes of fans are full of love!"

As he spoke, he quickly distanced himself from me with the foresight, and sighed: "Do you know, I have imagined countless scenarios of our meeting, but I really didn't expect that when I came to bring you food at night, you would come to see me in such casual clothes, and you were still without makeup!"

Aha? What else should I wear?

I said confidently: "Today, I tossed around with heavy makeup for an afternoon, and I only knew that you were coming after I came back to remove my makeup, could it be that I am crazy and have to put on again?"

"Besides, I thought you were coming, so I deliberately changed my clothes, where is it casual? If it's Maomao, I guess I don't even need to change my pajamas!"

Xu Yifan: "......"

……

As the saying goes, there is no harm without contrast.

Xu Yifan looked at me steadily, digesting my words with great difficulty, and then asked, "Why do you want to compare me with Mao Mao? Shouldn't I follow the standards of your president's boyfriend? I'm also a man!"

"How can this be the same!" This time I was speechless: "There is only one boyfriend, how can there be a second person to refer to?" Looking at Xu Yifan's suddenly somewhat ugly face, I quickly confessed: "Maomao is my hardcore best friend, and the treatment here is the highest!"

Xu Yifan answered stiffly: "So, are you planning to treat me as a male girlfriend?"

Ouch, that's exactly what it means, but it doesn't need to be so straightforward!

I giggled and played round: "Good friend, best friend, hehe......"

But Xu Yifan was not satisfied with my overture, and still asked with a calm face: "Are you sure it's the 'best'?" I obviously haven't reached the level where you and Maomao don't have to change clothes when they meet. ”

I blurted out, "Well, you're a man!"

Hey, why is this so familiar?

It seems that Xu Yifan said this just now.

Xu Yifan laughed and said: "Yes, I am a man, and the president of your family is also a man, what do you look like when you see him?"

I recalled it carefully and said honestly: "When I meet Da Bingshan, I always dress neatly, and he has very high requirements for clothing. ”

"What's the matter, is it possible that he still wants to interfere with your dressing?" Xu Yifan was interested.

"Not really. "For the last one-for-one incident, I was very angry: "The last time I wore a big red coat, but the big iceberg was not satisfied, so he changed it for me, and ordered me not to wear that red coat in the future, what about a beautiful coat......

In fact, thinking about it this way, Da Bingshan's boyfriend is quite domineering!

Just when I was frantically complaining in my heart that I didn't know anyone, Xu Yifan asked faintly: "The red jacket you said can't be the one you attended my book launch last time, right?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!" I said without thinking, "You've been too, isn't it pretty good?"

"Well, I think you look the best when you wear that dress!" Xu Yifan looked around and said, "I remember that I once asked you to treasure that dress, where is it now?"

Me: "......"

He seems to have told me!

Said that the dress was a testimony to the budding friendship between me and him.

Can ...... now

That dress was forcibly changed by the big iceberg a long time ago, and I don't know where to pick up the ashes.

Looking at Xu Yifan's eyes full of anticipation, how can I say such a big truth?

Xu Yifan saw my hesitation: "Didn't you bring it here?"

"Ah, well, yes. I stammered in response.

It seems that this is not wrong, although the red coat is at the big iceberg, but it is indeed left in W City.

Thinking about it like this, the guilt in my heart for deceiving Xu Yifan suddenly lightened a lot.

"Are you tired today, why are you always restless?" Xu Yifan stood up and picked up his black coat casually: "It's not early tonight, I'll go back first, you can rest early!"

As he spoke, he began to wrap his layers of packaging, black coat, black hat, and black sunglasses.

Me: "......"

Is it really necessary to do this in such a dark night?