Chapter 42: Lang's Heart
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"You get out of here!" Ye Linlang, who was wearing a white bedclothes, kicked away Dongfang Chengren, who had just climbed into bed. "Boom!" I don't know how many times Dongfang Chengren has fallen out of bed.
"Evil woman, let me sleep on the bed!" Dongfang Chengren lay on the edge of the bed, revealing an innocent and handsome face.
"Don't think about it!" Ye Linlang smashed a pillow over, it was really fierce.
Even if a fool is smashed a lot, he can learn to dodge, so Dongfang Chengren tilted his body and easily dodged it, he grimaced at Ye Linlang proudly, "It's not smashed, hey~hey!"
"Then what about this time!" Ye Linlang took advantage of his pride and threw another pillow over. Dongfang Chengren was caught off guard and was smashed to the ground.
"Dead fool!" this time Ye Linlang stuck out her tongue at him proudly.
"You, you wicked woman!" Although Dongfang Chengren was a fool, he didn't like others to call him a fool, so he was very angry.
"The fool is angry, the fool is angry!" Ye Linlang laughed at him as she jumped and screamed on the bed.
"Do you understand marrying a husband?" Dongfang Chengren's sudden burst out of this sentence almost didn't make Ye Linlang laugh, "Gurgle~hey, hey! A fool still knows how to marry a husband! A boiled duck wants to fly!"
Dongfang Chengren's face turned red, and he held back his sentence, "You are so hateful, I want to divorce you!"
"You dare!" Ye Linlang glared at him with cold eyes, so frightened that Dongfang Chengren quickly lowered his head.
"Dead fool, you remember it for me, only I will leave you. If you dare to do that, hum ~ hum! I promise you'll die ugly. Ye Linlang rushed to Dongfang Chengren's face, and at some point there was an extra knife in his hand, gesturing on Dongfang Chengren's face. It would be strange if she let a fool take a break and not let the world laugh at death, so she must not let this happen.
"I don't care, even if you kill me, I will go to bed to sleep!" Dongfang Chengren was heartbroken, put aside Ye Linlang, climbed onto the bed, and covered his head with the quilt.
"Hey~ You fool......" The fool has a difficult stupidity, Ye Linlang can't really kill him, she is speechless.
But as soon as she remembered that she and Dongfang Chengren were sleeping together in disheveled clothes that day in the cave room, her face turned red. Although Dongfang Chengren is a fool, he is really a man, how can she share the bed with him casually! So she gritted her teeth and pulled the quilt covered by Dongfang Chengren hard, "You get up for me!"
"Don't afford it, you can't afford it!" The fool has a stubborn temper, pulling the quilt hard, no matter how hard Linlang tries, he just won't let go.
Ye Linlang not only didn't pull up the quilt, but was wrapped more tightly by Dongfang Chengren. So she let go of her hand, "Bah~Bah" spit on both hands, then rubbed her hands, steadied her horse steps, sank into the dantian, grabbed the quilt with both hands, and shouted, "Go!"
This trick was learned from her Uncle Tiger, and she always saw that his Uncle Tiger had to do this before carrying a hundred-pound stone lock, so she thought that she would have more strength if she did this, and the fact was that her Uncle Tiger was born with brute strength.
Boom! She tumbled under the bed and hit her head on the floor. Ye Linlang had already used all her strength, plus she had practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her strength was greater than that of ordinary women, as soon as Dongfang Chengren let go, she would naturally be flashed under the bed.
"Ahh
She rushed to the bed, pounced on Dongfang Chengren's body, and grabbed his collar with both hands, "I'll kill you bad idiot!"
"You kill, you kill!" Dongfang Chengren raised his chin, his face getting closer and closer. Ye Linlang looked at his fair and handsome face, and unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and sighed in his heart, it is really unreasonable, how can he give such a handsome face to a fool!
In an instant, a feeling of ignorance and strangeness arose in her heart. Ye Linlang's face was flushed with shame, and he hurriedly let go of his hand and pushed Dongfang Chengren, "Dead fool! stay away from me!", and he moved unnaturally to sit on the edge of the bed.
"Wicked woman, why are you red?" Dongfang Chengren leaned over again. Ye Linlang's face was like a ripe red apple at this time, red and delicate.
"I, am I too hot?" Ye Linlang didn't dare to look at him with a weak heart, and hurriedly pulled his bedclothes with one hand, fanned the wind with the other, and muttered in his mouth, "Why is it so hot, it's hot!"
"Look at my wicked mother-in-law!" Dongfang Chengren deliberately put his handsome face in front of her.
"What's so nice about a fool!" Ye Linlang twisted his head to the side and said disdainfully, but in fact, this fool is just very good-looking.
"Look at me!", "Look at me!", "Look at me!" Dongfang Chengren suddenly found that Ye Linlang didn't dare to look at him, as long as he leaned his face over, she would definitely twist her head away, and felt that it was actually fun to tease her like this.
"You get out of here!" Ye Linlang finally couldn't help but erupt, stretched out his hand and pushed Dongfang Chengren violently, but Dongfang Chengren grabbed Ye Linlang's clothes, and the two rolled out of bed in a ball, and when they stopped, Dongfang Chengren happened to be firmly pressed on Ye Linlang's body.
Ye Linlang was just about to go crazy, when she heard the voice of the king of the west outside the door: "Ren'er!", as soon as she heard the voice of the king of the west, she chuckled in her heart, she scolded Dongfang Chengren all day long, and she was not allowed to go to bed at night. If his father-in-law, who had made his beloved son a demon, know, he would really dare to kill her.
Seeing that Dongfang Chengren was about to get up, she suddenly became frightened, and grabbed his collar suddenly, "Don't go!", it doesn't matter if she pulls it, Dongfang Chengren just happened to follow her face to face, mouth to mouth.
The door of the house was kicked open with a "clang", and King Xi saw the two people in front of him who were disheveled and forgetful, and they couldn't speak with their mouths open. He came because someone chewed his tongue in front of him, saying that Ye Linlang was treating his son badly every day. Although he saw the bloodstained white cloth the next day in the cave room, and thought that the two of them had become a good thing, he was still worried about his son, so he decided to come and see it. When I got to the door, I heard the noise in the house, and I couldn't suppress my temper and kicked the door.
"Father, why are you here?" Dongfang Chengren pulled Ye Linlang up and said to King Xi with some disgust.
Ye Linlang hurriedly pulled away her messy hair, pulled her untidy clothes, lowered her head and blushed and whispered, "Father!"
"Father is just idle and bored and walked around, you go on, go on!" Although it was embarrassing, this was the scene that King Xi was most happy to see, so his face immediately burst into laughter and he walked backwards to the door.
"Go on, go on!" When he closed the door, he still did not forget to take care of his son and daughter-in-law to complete the unfinished business.
"He~he!" After King Xi left, Ye Linlang and Dongfang Chengren smiled at each other, she suddenly had a strange emotion for the fool in front of her, she looked at him blankly, thinking that it would be good if he wasn't a fool.
While she was in her trance, Dongfang Chengren quietly pecked her cherry lips, "This is for you!", and jumped to the side of the bed.
"What are you kidding, it's obvious that you took advantage of me, okay? After Ye Linlang reacted, she followed him closely. When he arrived at the base of the bed, Dongfang Chengren turned around suddenly, hugged Ye Linlang, and threw her down on the bed.
"Dead fool......" Ye Linlang's eyes widened, and he was about to scold.
Dongfang Chengren pointed his finger at her lips, "Shhhh ”。
Ye Linlang remembered what happened just now, and immediately closed her mouth and nodded at him. She thought that Dongfang Chengren would let her go immediately, but who knew that the handsome face looked at her very affectionately, and said in a low voice: "Evil woman, be my woman!"
"Dead fool, you ......," she retorted, but his lips had already been sealed. She wanted to push away but was hugged tighter, she hit him a few times, but felt that the kiss was not bad, slowly she closed her eyes wide, both hands tightly grasped his back, the two of them are like fish meeting water, or water meets fish, it is forgetful and joyful, and it is bitter.
Sitting next to each other against the cloud window, snuggling and holding the moon pillow double song, listening to the count and worrying about the fourth watch in the morning. The four more are not enough, the love is not enough, the night is like a shuttle, oh my God, what about the leap one. --Red embroidered shoes
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The next day, the sun had just fallen, the dew on the leaves reflected colorful light, and the early birds were already soaring in pairs in the sky.
"Evil woman, evil woman, hurry up!" Under Dongfang Chengren's thousand calls, Ye Linlang finally opened his tired eyes.
"Hmm~, don't make a noise and let me sleep for a while. She rolled over her sore body, some fragrant scenes appeared in her mind, sat up suddenly, and looked at Dongfang Chengren suspiciously.
"Hurry up! Let's go to Yipin Pavilion to eat osmanthus cake today, the osmanthus cake there is fragrant and sweet, it is made of ......" Dongfang Chengren gushed endlessly, but Ye Linlang couldn't listen to anything, and suddenly had the urge to cry.
After last night, she has become a real woman, she originally wanted to ask Dongfang Chengren if he was really a fool, but what normal man would think about Yipinge's osmanthus cake when he got up, he was not a fool, what is it! And she gave herself to a fool so easily, and her intestines were repentant.
She covered her head angrily and lay down, "I'm not going, I'm going to go by yourself." ”
"Evil woman, evil woman, what's wrong with you, get up!" Dongfang Chengren still didn't give up and called her.
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