On the eighth day of August in the thirteenth year of Wende of the Imperial Dynasty, Dongfang Chengren, the son of the King of the West, and Ye Linlang, the daughter of the general of Dingguo, were married, and the members of the Dongfang clan all attended the wedding except for Dongfang Xun, the king of the North. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoTherefore, thousands of people are empty in the alley, one is to see the royal style, and the other is to see the jokes of the royal family, because it is rumored that Dongfang Chengren is a fool. There was a noise of gongs and drums, and a pair of 100-10 people greeted the relatives of the procession opened the way by officers and soldiers, and the four strong men in front of the team carried the red gold medal plaque of "a match made in heaven", and the golden light reflected by the strong light under the scorching sun shook the people on both sides of the eyes. The bride rode a sedan chair with a gold lacquer roof, mahogany frame, and red dragon and phoenix pattern satin curtains, while the handsome groom dressed in red dragon pattern wedding dress and wearing big red flowers smiled innocently on the white horse.

There was a commotion in the crowd on the street that heard the noise, "Go and see!"

"What are you looking at?"

"Weddings!" someone replied.

"What's so nice about the wedding? The last time I saw Luzhou Taishou marrying his daughter, that scene was much better than this!"

"You don't know, this is the son of the king of the west to marry the daughter of the general of Dingguo, and the marriage is given by holy decree. Someone explained.

"There's nothing unusual about it! Doesn't this happen every year?"

"Alas, the son of the king of the West is a fool, and everyone is here to see the excitement. Someone whispered, "If you want to go, you can go, I won't talk nonsense with you." The man hurriedly ran away with the flow of people.

"Fool, it's interesting! I'll go too, wait for me!" the man hurried after him.

The West Palace's lanterns are colorful, and even the servants are wearing red clothes, and the big red happy characters are pasted all over the horns, and the front of the palace is surrounded by people watching the excitement.

"Get off the sedan chair!" the manager shouted, the eight sedan chairs landed steadily, the groom got off the white horse, opened the sedan curtain, and the smiling bride came out of the sedan chair with the bride.

"Is this son of the King of the West really a fool, looking at the red lips and white teeth, he looks like a handsome young man!"

"This son of King Xi is not mentally abnormal, I heard that he was crazy when he was thirteen years old, and he still looks like a teenager in his twenties. "Some people who understand have already begun to answer.

"Although the son of the King of the West is a fool, he looks good, but I don't know what this bride looks like?"

"I heard that General Ye's daughter has an unusually bad personality and looks scathing. Someone said.

"Then it won't grow too well!" someone suddenly realized.

"This unruly woman is worthy of a fool, and she is a good man! "Some people clearly empathize.

"This benevolent brother seems to be quite touched!" said someone, and the crowd immediately burst into laughter.

"My lady is not rude!" said the man embarrassedly, and the crowd burst into laughter.

"Look at the bride getting off the sedan chair!" everyone looked up and tiptoed to look at the bride, the bride's big red wedding cloth covered her head, and her face was invisible.

"The bride has passed the brazier!" the chief manager exhaled his voice, and Dongfang Chengren flashed past the bride like a monkey, smirking and running over the brazier placed at the door, and everyone immediately burst into laughter.

"Come here" He stretched out his right hand and waited for the bride to come over, the bride put her delicate left hand on it, the two shook it gently, and the bride stepped over the brazier elegantly.

The two were just about to go inside, when they suddenly heard the crowd around the crowd shouting in unison: "Back, back, back, back!"

Although Ye Linlang said that she didn't want to marry a fool, if she wanted to let a strange man carry it, her face was still hot, she lowered her head slightly, but suddenly felt that there was a thousand catties of boulders on her back, and then a pair of long arms had wrapped around her neck, and it turned out that Dongfang Chengren jumped on her back.

Dongfang Chengren's weight was so heavy that Ye Linlang couldn't straighten her waist, and she couldn't care a lot and patted Dongfang Chengren's hand vigorously, "Come down!

"Oh, the second son, come down!" the chief manager and the bride hurriedly gathered, and now there was a big joke, and the people who were waiting for the play to get their wish burst into laughter.

"Didn't you let you carry it?" Dongfang Chengren was still lying tightly on Ye Linlang's back, without the slightest intention of coming down.

"You get out of here!" Ye Linlang couldn't hold back any longer, and as soon as she pushed Dongfang Chengren off her body and knocked her to the ground, she was so angry that she was about to tear off the Xipa covering her head, and the crowd burst into laughter.

"The bride hasn't passed the door yet, and the hippo can't lift it. Xi Niang hurriedly grabbed her.

"Second son, hurry up!" On the other side, the chief steward had already pulled Dongfang Chengren up who had fallen to the ground.

Dongfang Chengren rubbed his buttocks, and said to the bride with an aggrieved face: "If you don't carry it, you won't carry it, why do you want to fall on someone's side!", Ye Linlang only felt that this fool was angry and funny when he heard it through Xipa.

The manager handed one end of the silk with a big red flower tied in the middle to Dongfang Chengren, and the other end to Ye Linlang, and urged with sweat: "Son, hurry! Don't miss the time of worship." ”

"This is fun!" Dongfang Chengren pulled the silk like a horse, and led Ye Linlang on the other end of the silk, and his face bloomed with happiness. Ye Linlang's heart was really mixed at this time, and she wanted to cry without tears.

On the top of the happy hall, "one worship heaven and earth!", "two worship the high hall!", "husband and wife worship each other!" After three worships, Ye Linlang was sent into the cave room.

The shadows that came through the window lattices grew longer and longer, and gradually disappeared. As the night deepened, a pair of red dragon and phoenix candles burned halfway, but there was still no shadow of the groom. Ye Linlang sat nervously on the edge of the bed, she had opened the Xipa countless times to look outside, and this time was no exception, except for a table of tempting food, there was nothing in the room.

She tapped her stiff shoulder with her hand, swallowed her saliva, and was about to run over to feast. Outside the door, there was the exaggerated laughter of the bride, "The second son, go in! The bride is waiting!", Ye Linlang hurriedly covered the Xipa, sat upright, and there was an extra dagger in his right hand, which was quietly hidden under his sleeve.

"Squeak!" There was a knock on the door, "Let's go!" Dongfang Chengren smirked and was pushed into the room by Xi Niang.

"Lady, lady!" He smirked and walked to Ye Linlang's side, stretched out his hand and was about to lift Xipa, only to see a cold light in front of him, Ye Linlang had already reached his neck with a dagger, the force in her hand was slightly greater, the tip of the knife pierced Dongfang Chengren's skin, and a stream of blood flowed down the knife.

"Evil woman, it hurts!" Dongfang Chengren raised his neck and shouted nervously.

When Ye Linlang heard him speak, she chuckled in her heart, and ripped off Xipa, and the knife fell to the ground with a "bang", "Why are you a fool!"

"Are you wicked woman going to kill me, why are you so ruthless!" Dongfang Chengren wiped the blood on his neck with his sleeve and said angrily.

"How do I know it's you, to know it's you, do I need to bother with it?" Ye Linlang hurriedly grabbed the red brocade quilt and put a white cloth on it and covered his neck.

"I knew you were so fierce, so I didn't want to marry you!" Dongfang Chengren pouted.

When Ye Linlang heard that he was beautiful and had a prominent family background, what was wrong? He was a fool who actually disliked himself, and angrily threw down the white cloth in his hand, "If it weren't for the holy decree, the ghost would marry you as a fool." ”

"Hmph!" the two of them snorted in unison, don't turn their heads and ignore anyone, and the only thing left in the room was the crackling sound of candle burning.

"Goo~Lu~" Ye Linlang's stomach sang, she touched her stomach and blushed.

When Dongfang Chengren heard this, he walked to the table with a smug smile, tore off a chicken leg, and ate a mouth full of oil, "The chicken leg is so delicious!", Ye Linlang saw his deliberate appearance, swallowed his saliva, and rushed to the table to eat.

"Hey~Hey~Hey~" Dongfang Chengren took the chicken leg and looked at Ye Linlang, who was eating happily, and sighed.

"What's wrong?" Ye Linlang wiped his mouth and looked at him suspiciously.

"How can you look like a lady?" Dongfang Chengren was speechless.

"Dead fool! Shut up!" Ye Linlang took his hand and forced the chicken leg into his mouth. She was a little thirsty, grabbed the flask and poured a glass, and drank it all, sticking out her tongue and fanning it with her hand.

"Wicked woman, you are so bad. I..."Dongfang Chengren took out the chicken leg in his mouth and lost his temper.

Ye Linlang had never drunk before, she was a little drunk, and slapped Dongfang Chengren in the face, "You shut up for me!"

Dongfang Chengren covered his face and was about to cry, but Ye Linlang pointed at him and said, "Don't cry!", Dongfang Chengren was so frightened that he quickly held back his tears.

"From today onwards, I will make an appointment with you for three chapters!" she looked at Dongfang Chengren and said solemnly.

"First, you can't marry another woman!" she stared at Dongfang Chengren and waited for him to agree, but Dongfang Chengren lowered his head and said nothing. She twisted Dongfang Chengren's ear, "Did you hear that?" Dongfang Chengren screamed in pain, "I heard it!

Ye Linlang let go of his hand with satisfaction, "Second, you will listen to me in the future, I want you to go east, you can't go west, I want you to drink water, you can't eat!" , this time she just glanced at Dongfang Chengren, and he hurriedly said: "I heard, I heard!"

"Is this the third?" Ye Linlang burped, feeling a little confused in his head, "I'm tired, let's talk about it tomorrow!", after that, he walked to the side of the bed, took off the red gold phoenix crown on his head, threw it away, and fell asleep on the bed.

"Evil woman, evil woman!" Dongfang Chengren ran over to call her, a little drunk Linlang was like a shy rose, and he couldn't help but reach out and touch her face.

"Fool, what are you doing?" Ye Linlang was not asleep yet, and instinctively opened his hand.

"Xi Niang said, we should have a round room tonight. Dongfang Chengren covered his hands and said.

"You fool still want a round house, do you know how to round it?" Ye Linlang raised his eyelids and giggled.

"I'm not a fool! Who said I didn't know?" Dongfang Chengren threw her on the bed, firmly pressed her arm, touched her lips, and grinded it gently, and when Dongfang Chengren looked at Ye Linlang again, she was already asleep. Alas, there are people in the world who are more incomprehensible than fools.