"It's definitely the headlines of tomorrow! ”

For a while, the magnesium lights flickered and the sound of taking pictures was endless, but the two people on the ground were still playing hot on the road against the sun.

The fists smashed into his face one after another, Wen Xiaojun was so angry that his face turned pale, damn! Why do you always slap her face! What should I do if I am disfigured?! This tigress looks so soft and cute, why is she so powerful?! He must learn some self-defense skills in the future, he can't even beat a woman, and he is a dead person!

I don't know how long the two have been fighting, until You Yumeng got tired and got off him, lay down side by side with him, panting heavily.

You Yumeng kicked him, "Can you do it!

"What did you tigress eat to grow up with?" Wen Xiaojun looked quite happy with a smile on his face.

"Who are you talking about?!" You Yumeng raised her hand and tried to hit him again.

"Don't, don't, big sister, you won!" Wen Xiaojun hurriedly confessed.

He has been taught this girl's hand, and he is obviously a practitioner! Even if he is a black belt in taekwondo, he is not her opponent! It can be seen how terrible this woman is! Wen Xiaojun shook his head secretly, she is really not good-looking! She looks like a cute girl, but she is actually a Tyrannosaurus rex in her heart! She can't afford to be provoked.

"You're looking for death!" You Yumeng directly pushed his elbow to his abdomen!

Depend on!

Eldest sister?!

Is she that old?!

"Hmm!" Wen Xiaojun exclaimed in pain, his face full of grievances.

Damn! What did he say wrong?!Can you stop doing it all the time?!

Eighty percent are violent girls who can't marry out of a certain family!

"What did you just call me?" raised his fist and tried to hit him again.

"Can you stop slapping your face!" Catching a glimpse of You Yumeng's movements, Wen Xiaojun hurriedly raised his hand to block his face, this was his last stubbornness! It's humiliating.

Damn, he relies on his appearance to get involved in the rivers and lakes, will he still be able to see people after today?

Seeing this, You Yumeng sneered.

The expected pain did not fall, but was replaced by a string of crisp laughter like silver bells.

Wen Xiaojun frowned slightly, opened his eyes cautiously, and looked out through his fingers.

"Ahhh

Seeing a magnified pretty face, Wen Xiaojun was so frightened that he popped out for a long distance. A young handsome face was full of vigilance, and he trembled and pointed at You Yumeng and said, "You, you, what are you doing?"

What do you want to do when he closes his eyes so closely?

Could it be that this female overlord is one of his countless admirers?

Or is it particularly crazy, today's car accident is her means to attract his attention?

Wen Xiaojun swallowed.

It's not impossible, after all, he is so handsome, it is inevitable that there will be some particularly crazy admirers.

But... He didn't want such a tigress type.

You Yumeng rubbed her ears and glanced at him lightly, "What are you doing shouting so loudly?

It's like a salute. ”

Wrong

The yellow flower girl of the ceremony?

Wen Xiaojun was so angry that his teeth trembled, "You, you, what kind of expression are you?

"Oh, that's right. You Yumeng said and glanced at him meaningfully, "That's a sullen man." ”

Sullen man?

"You, you, you tigress, don't deceive people too much. Wen Xiaojun was so angry that he stammered, and raised his hand to warn her.

You Yumeng smiled slightly, grabbed his outstretched index finger, and pulled him to him.

The four eyes looked at each other, and the pair of clear eyes were full of smiles, and Wen Xiaojun was stunned when he saw it. Seeing this, You Yumeng smashed his eyes, raised his face and hooked his chin with one hand, and teased with a face, "Just bully you, what can you do? ”

Small, small milk bags?

This, this, this woman... Arrogant!

"You're just a little milk bag! Your whole family is a little white bag!" Wen Xiaojun slapped her hand away, and his face was deflated.

Damn! He's the dignified young master of the Wen family, when has he ever been teased like this?! He's still a yellow-haired girl who hasn't grown any hair! Don't make a fuss, okay? He has always been the only one who molests others!

Maybe our Young Master Wen doesn't know, it's called... A dog has his day.

"Ah, is the little milk bag angry?" You Yumeng smiled, tilted his head to look at him, and reached out to pinch his cheek meat, "Tsk, the little milk bag is really worthy of being a little milk bag, this little face is even smoother and more tender than a shelled egg." ”

"You, you, you" were stunned by the woman's sudden movements, and after reacting, he hurriedly raised his hand to cover his face and stepped back, looking at You Yumeng with the eyes of a monster, "You dare to pinch my face, a woman?"

"Such a white and tender little milk bag has been delivered to the door, wouldn't it be too wasteful if I didn't pinch it?" You Yumeng smiled evilly, and stepped forward again.

"You, you, don't come here!" Wen Xiaojun hurriedly retreated to the back until there was no way back.

"Come on, little milk bag obediently, come to my sister, my sister promises not to pinch you. ”

Seeing You Yu's harmless smile on his face, Wen Xiaojun only felt goosebumps all over his body.

There's something wrong with this woman, right?

It turns out that being too handsome to go out on the street is also a danger.

Damn, he hasn't been dashing enough to fall into the clutches of this mad woman!

Thinking about it, Wen Xiaojun was about to get up and want to slip away. But he didn't want You Yumeng to be faster, a pair of eyes lit up with the light of hunting, his red lips hooked slightly, he stretched his legs and stumbled, a cry of pain sounded, and then he bent down to mention it, and Wen Xiaojun fell into You Yumeng's hands like a chicken.

"You're a dead pervert!Neurotic!Let me go!" Wen Xiaojun hurriedly tried to break free, but he couldn't shake You Yumeng at all.

Damn! Why is this woman so strong? Could it be that Popeye who ate spinach is pretending? Or is it the reincarnation of Nezha in 100,000 bad jokes?

Thinking like this, all kinds of spicy eyes instantly appeared in my head... The two-dimensional cute girl face, the four-dimensional muscular male body...

The picture of spicy eyes made Wen Xiaojun shiver.

Damn, what's it all about? He doesn't want to have anything to do with this tigress!

"You perverted girl, let me go!"

Perverted woman?

Neuropathy?

You Yumeng raised her eyebrows, "What do you call me?"

Those pair of watery eyes tightly locked Wen Xiaojun, and the shallow appearance of the pear vortex was even more harmless to humans and animals. It's just that the strength in his hand is getting worse as her smile deepens, as if reminding him to answer well, otherwise...

Threats, *naked threats.

Jokes, he is also the eldest young master of the Wen family, how can he casually succumb to the lewdness of a yellow-haired girl

Isn't this a fuss?

He doesn't ask for mercy!

Even if you are beaten to a broken bone by this violent woman, you must not give in!

Wen Xiaojun just thought about it righteously, but he didn't want the reality to be cruel, and he was slapped in the face in the next moment.

"Answer well. You Yumeng said and let go of her wrist, making a gesture to throw him to the ground.

"No, no, no, big brother! Big man! You, you, don't let go! I don't want to fall halfway, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet! I don't want to be abolished!"

Wen Xiaojun panicked, and was busy entangled with You Yumeng like an octopus.

As the saying goes, a big husband can bend and stretch. Leave the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood, occasionally, occasionally, let the opponent sigh first, too, it's okay...

After all... It's still a small life that matters. If he has no life, will he still have the opportunity to talk about these crooked truths? So it's not that he doesn't understand the reason, but the premise of understanding the reason is that he has a small life. Wen Xiaojun found a reason for himself to think he was good, and he was busy begging for mercy, picking all kinds of nice flattery to say.

"Big brother, you are my reborn eldest brother, the younger brother knows that he is wrong, he knows that he is wrong!"

"Hmph, pay attention to me next time, or I'll hit you once when I see you!"

"Yes, yes, yes, don't dare!"

"That's pretty much it!"

You Yumeng snorted arrogantly and let him go, Wen Xiaojun instantly fell to the ground, and simply didn't get up, and directly collapsed on the ground with his limbs wide open.

After making a fuss all morning, You Yumeng was also tired at this time, but she didn't mind lying down next to Wen Xiaojun.

Wen Xiaojun was like seeing a plague god, and hurriedly moved to the side.

Is this still a woman?

Even if the strength is greater than King Kong, he doesn't even have the reserve that a girl should have, and when he sees a man, he leans to the side.

He's disgusted, okay!

You Yumeng glanced at him lightly, "It's really a yellow flower girl, look at this shy little appearance, your eldest brother is ashamed." ”

She didn't care, after all, the army was mostly male, and if it was a twist and pinch, how could she mix in the men's pile? How could she manage that group of monkeys?

Wen Xiaojun didn't answer again, and he made trouble for himself again.

After all... This woman is most likely Black King Kong who escaped from a zoo somewhere.

He still obediently shut up, it was important to save his life.

The two of them just lay side by side in the emergency parking area, and when they raised their eyes slightly, they could see the vast blue sky.

The breeze is gentle, bringing away the slightest heat.

On the pure blue sky, the clouds roll and relax, scatter and gather, go and come with the wind, it is the never-ending changes and cycles of nature...

"Don't you think it's hot. You Yumeng suddenly turned his face sideways to look at Wen Xiaojun, who had a blue nose and swollen face.

"Well, it's pretty sunny. ”

"Then why don't we go back to another place?"

"I refuse!"

Will you fight again?

He said that no one believed that this woman was sick.

He doesn't want to be grinning!

Why did you pull him up if you wanted to beat yourself up? He didn't owe her money.

Belch... Owing a car shouldn't be considered a debt of money.

Beep beep beep –

Recruited, the sound of the siren came into the eardrums, and the two people on the ground were startled, and looked at each other strangely, and the next moment the two rubbed up with full tacit understanding, and then instantly petrified in place!

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it!

Damn! When did you get so many people here?!

Both of them were so shocked that their jaws were about to fall out.

The reporter saw the two who had finally finished fighting, and hurriedly started interviewing...

Reporter A: "Wen Shao, what is your relationship with this young lady?"

Reporter B: "Do you have any holidays, and why did you get into a fight on the main road?"

Reporter C: "Wen Shao, isn't your girlfriend a first-line actress Su Nuanqian? So this young lady is a junior? Because you refuse to give her a name, she is here today to ask you for an explanation?"

Reporter D: "Wen Shao, can't you beat this young lady?" or are you reluctant to beat her?"