Chapter 143 Recording

"Jiang Xia, this paragraph, it doesn't feel very suitable, and there is a bit of a problem with the continuation. The last sentence of Li Bai's poem is that Chang'an is not seen to make people sad, and it is a little bad to go down directly to Sahuan?" Zhao Yongjiang asked.

Jiang Xia looked at Zhao Yongjiang with a ghostly expression and asked, "Can you memorize this poem?"

"Of course, the phoenix swims on the phoenix platform, and the phoenix goes to the Taikong River to artesian. Wu Palace flowers and plants buried in the path, the Jin Dynasty dressed into ancient mounds. The three mountains are half in the blue sky, and the two waters are divided into Egret Island. It is always because the clouds can cover the sun, and Chang'an is not worried. Why can't you memorize it? Elementary school students can, right?" Zhao Yongjiang also had a surprised expression.

Jiang Xia gestured: "Take you as the mainstay, talk show lines, or you, you can do whatever you want, don't be bound by Hitomi's draft." ”

He wisely didn't bring it up again, because he couldn't memorize it. What are ancient poems?Can you eat them?Is it delicious?

Zhao Yongjiang changed his lines there and continued: "...... Not only did he write about the Phoenix Tour on the Phoenix Stage, but he also sprinkled joy? Comrades, the last poem was still in Chang'an, which made people sad, and the next poem was sprinkled with joy in order to predict that he could get married, and there was no one else. ”

"That's the past, and now, Sa Huan will definitely not catch it. Not long ago, in a scenic spot, a man was happy, to see how he was happy? Oh, no, he wasn't happy, he was peeing, peeing in public, in public, in the middle of the day, peeing. Is this learning Wukong? People only learn this trip from Wukong, but you're good, only learn to pee, do you want to take care of your own face? Don't look like a monkey? Don't take a picture, the monkey is much more handsome than you!"

I have to say that Zhao Yongjiang said that the talk show is really good, and the style of the whole "Nonsense" is satire. The kind of pure irony.

It's not like a mainstream talk show, it's a bit like a talk show, but a bit like a spit conference. It's just hanging on the name of a talk show, complaining openly.

"Speaking of Wukong, the people who sell things now are also quite hard. Look at this, the second senior brother sold himself with tears. Advertising words, I guarantee that it is absolutely authentic and produced by Gao Laozhuang, and the fake is one out of ten. Look at this again, Tang Sanzang's daughter-in-law, you are robbing the second senior brother's job, be careful that the second senior brother learns from Jiang Xia and sues you for infringement...... Stop. ”

After Zhao Yongjiang finished speaking, he shouted again.

"Jiang Xia. This paragraph has to be changed. Let me just look at the manuscript and say, no. Get the picture out for me, or I won't feel it. Zhao Yongjiang frowned.

said that he was looking at the manuscript, but in fact, he was looking at the teleprompter, and the draft of the talk show was already placed in the teleprompter.

"Fatty, you solve. I'll take care of the camera. Jiangxia said. There are also talk show jokes that call him, Zhao Yongjiang mentioned it to him, Jiang Xia said casually. Your own people casually step on it.

Shen Fatzi said helplessly: "It's not that I don't look for pictures, the problem is where to put the pictures when I find them? Put them on the LED screen? Or put them on the teleprompter? I can't put them at all." You can make do with it yourself, or you can first turn out all the photos that can be used, and you can look at them first. ”

"Thin man, what do you think?" Jiang Xia asked, "I think the fat man's method is preferable. ”

Zhao Yongjiang thought for a moment and said, "Then according to what the fat man said." Find materials that work first. ”

"By the way, when you talk about bad news, you can exaggerate a little more. The feeling of righteous indignation, to be expressed. When complaining about the news, it's okay to sell cuteness and play cheap. It's better to be cheaper. Selling moe is occasionally desirable. Jiang Xia said to Zhao Yongjiang.

Zhao Yongjiang nodded, it was the first time to do a talk show, he watched Jiang Xia talk about football, and he felt that he should go this way, and now he heard Jiang Xia say the same, and he felt that the style should be right.

In fact, Jiang Xia didn't know if it was right or not, it was completely based on his feelings. When he told Zhao Yongjiang, he referred to the tone and language style of "The Big Incident". He also thought about applying something else, but after all, this is a talk show that wants to expose the host, which is different from a talk show that only has videos and no people.

This kind of complaint-oriented talk show, Wang Nima's tone and tone, is very desirable and full of effect.

Zhao Yongjiang tried it, and felt that when it came to jokes, it was really good, and he could carry forward the style of selling cuteness and playing cheap, but his expression was always a little weird.

Jiang Xia has no problem with this, can't he be like Wang Nima, get a big head on his head, and then be swiped by the barrage "Big head dead pervert", right?

I can only work hard for Zhao Yongjiang, and when I talk about talk shows, change my expression a little more and be a little richer.

Shen Fatzi operated on the computer next to him, looking for keywords in the manuscript to find the pictures and videos he needed. Zhao Yongjiang was lying there reading the manuscript, revising the manuscript, and revising the manuscript to be more in line with what he said.

Only Jiang Xia, touching his chin and looking at the stage, was thinking about the actions of entering and exiting, as well as the music at the beginning and end.

His personal consideration direction is still close to "The Big Incident", which is close to that style, although the imitation is a bit nondescript, but it still has to be imitated, right?

Jiang Xia also adjusted the brightness of the lights when Shen Fatzi was busy. The stage is not big, and these lights are enough, but the angle problem, Jiang Xia didn't pay attention to it just now, so he readjusted it and focused on the position of Zhao Yongjiang Station.

After adjusting, Jiang Xia went out to call and order takeout. It's past the time to get off work, a few people outside have left, and the three of them are still working overtime in the entire studio.

After dinner, Shen Fatzi and Zhao Yongjiang were almost done, and the three of them met and chatted for a long time before they decided on a plan.

Zhao Yongjiang even changed the beginning, no longer mentioning his name, but gave him a nickname, called Slender Jiang. This was proposed by Jiang Xia, and he felt that calling him a nickname was a little more cordial than calling him a big name.

The next words didn't change, and Zhao Yongjiang performed again, his expression was even more exaggerated than before.

The script of a talk show can't just be a complaint, but always add some positive energy to follow up on current events. This is the reason why Jiang Xia likes to watch "The Big Incident", and he also wants to add this to his own "Nonsense".

stopped and walked in the middle, and finally recorded the last news.

"There are a lot of things that happened last week, famous singers went to the Spring Festival Gala, famous editors beat people and were scolded, all kinds of news. I don't want to mention it at the end. At the end of the show, we talk about illegal vaccines. Just last week, a news that shocked the whole country was exposed, Ludong Province seized a huge illegal vaccine case, and illegal vaccines worth 570 million yuan were seized. Illegal vaccines were shipped to 18 provinces and municipalities, containing 25 types of Class II vaccines for children and adults. ”

"I don't want to say how the state is accountable here. How to deal with it, how to follow up. Let's talk about whether some of the big Vs on the Internet still have the most basic conscience of being a human being. I won't name who it is, but interested viewers can look it up and see what they have to say. From the very beginning, I was worried about illegal vaccines, and then one day, I said that illegal vaccines may not cause adverse reactions and toxicity risks. Saying that illegal vaccines are just illegal doesn't necessarily work. Are you washing the floor for illegal vaccines?"

"Usual some negative news. It's okay if you want to change public opinion, but this time, I want to say that anyone who washes the floor for illegal vaccines is a brute, and you don't deserve to be called a human being. In a country as big as ours, from birth, we have to go through poisoned milk powder, gutter oil, and food additives. It's miserable enough, I thought I could get a vaccine. Protect it, protect our fragile and strong bodies, now it's not even safe for vaccines. ”

"Some people ask, why are there so many security problems, what is the problem? Is it not our country? No, it is because our society has changed. Our people have changed, everything looks to money, and moneyism is supreme. As long as they can make money, they are all inhumane and have no moral bottom line. This is an era of laughing at the poor and not at the prostitute. Your poverty is the original sin. Everyone thinks that money can buy everything, and if you say that money can't buy it, it's because you don't have enough money. So, we're crazy about chasing money. ”

"The spicy taste in chili oil can be replaced with chemicals, and the cost is twice as cheap, so use it. Salted duck eggs make the yellow look a little redder, add some Sudan dyes, you can sell for twice the price, and you can also use it. Frying fritters, one pot of oil can last for a month, absolutely not for 20 days. To make xiao long bao, if you can buy dead pork, you will never buy it alive, and so on. ”

"Money is a good thing, but when we make money, shouldn't we also think about it, are we losing anything for money?

"Okay, this is the end of this issue, we'll see you next time, Jing Ke assassinates King Qin. ”

In the last paragraph, there is no complaint, and in terms of whether to talk about this paragraph or not, Zhao Yongjiang and Jiang Xia have different opinions. Zhao Yongjiang felt that he shouldn't say it, but Jiang Xia had to add it.

The reason given by Jiang Xia was, "We always have to say something that others dare not ask, this issue is sensitive, and everyone doesn't say it." Somebody has to say, let's come. We have to make a little bit of our unique voice, different from everyone else. ”

Zhao Yongjiang was persuaded and said the last paragraph.

This is also a short recording time, so it will be released on Friday, otherwise, Jiang Xia intends to fill it with a little something. For example, short films that are often added to major events, brain-dead advertisements or something, you can consider adding them to "Nonsense".

After the recording, Zhao Yongjiang also breathed a sigh of relief. There is a draft, but how to express it depends on his script and live interpretation, which is not much different from the level of fighting a tough battle.

"Suddenly I noticed a problem. Jiang Xia said while looking at the camera.

"What's the problem?"

Jiang Xia glanced at Zhao Yongjiang and said, "We didn't put on makeup for the thin man, isn't it good to stand on the stage so dryly?"

"That's it, didn't you say you want to be close to the people?" Zhao Yongjiang said.

Jiang Xia said: "That's not good, since you show your face, you have to put on makeup, otherwise if you appear in the camera, you see, how unnatural and not good-looking." You have to put on makeup, who of you two can do it?"

"I won't. The fat man said neatly.

"Neither will I. Zhao Yongjiang hesitated.

Jiang Xia sighed and said, "It seems that it depends on me, you wait, I'll go to Brother Jun to find some cosmetics." Come back and record it again, and the thin man will also think about it and see if there are any changes. ”

After speaking, Jiang Xia ran out.

Zhao Yongjiang glanced at Shen Fatzi and said, "How can I have an ominous premonition?"

"Huh? Do you have a bad premonition? Did you learn from Jiang Xia? I have a premonition of schadenfreude. ”

"Your sister ......" (To be continued.) )