Chapter 542: Teasing Greed

"Greed-" Fortunately, Jian'er moved quickly, otherwise if everything fell to the ground this time, it would be okay if someone else could resist falling, and those beautifully made calamus flowers that he liked would have to wrinkle if they really fell to the ground. That's a baby with one less one, and I have a total of that little, if I really get the disaster of this fat mouse who doesn't know the severity, I have to clean it up well to know why the flowers are so red.

Especially the Mobao of the four great families of the Qing Dynasty! The more I think about Jian'er, the bigger the fire, this fat mouse is really not cleaned up!

"Waiter, help me hold it, move gently, don't hurt the calender paper inside. Trying to suppress the anger in her heart, Jian Er carefully handed the things in her hand to the big girl who insisted on arranging it in the space for herself to be a waiter, and then she breathed a sigh of relief and freed her hand.

With her eyes on fire, Jian Er stared at the fat mouse viciously, and used her eyes to dismantle it.

"Squeak-" Knowing that he almost got into trouble, he didn't dare to be naughty anymore. With his head shrunk, his little paws were retracted, and he sat upright in front of Jian'er, showing that I was very well-behaved and obedient, and the person who almost got into trouble was definitely not me. Not only did the pair of really dripping little eyes leak out of its restless thoughts.

Especially when Greed saw that his target was actually taken away by the waiter, he almost didn't jump up, if it weren't for the fact that there was still a few senses in seeing his master staring at him there, Greed almost didn't pounce on his own treasure to snatch it back. Even so, it still didn't stop the little guy from secretly making all kinds of threatening small gestures towards the servant.

"What are you doing here?" with a stroke of her little hand, Jian Er skillfully lifted her greedy little tail upside down.

"Squeak, squeak!" Greed screamed and was thrown into the air.

It didn't touch the sky, it couldn't touch the ground, so frightened that Greed pulled a pair of fat claws everywhere, and greed let out a louder scream in Jian'er's vicious swaying, and then his head curled up, his body shrank, and he directly rolled himself into a big meat ball like a turtle with a shrunken head.

Looking at the virtue of greed, Jian Er is really angry. It's funny again. The momentum that rose just now was also lost by the virtue shown by greed, this anger was gone, but the bad taste followed, which is really no wonder Jian'er. Because Greed's current image is too much like a pom-pom with a tail. Well. That's right, a pom-pom that screams.

"Okay, don't pretend to be greedy. Stretch out your other hand and flick it on this "pom-pom". "Pom-pom" gave Jane's answer yes. The louder scream pierced Jian Er's brain, and Jian Er even heard the smugness in this scream.

This little guy! Jian'er's eyes narrowed slightly, and she thought I couldn't cure you, right, "Call, you continue to scream, I think you are more interested in continuing to scream than the statue of King Daweideming, since you are no longer interested in the statue of King Daweideming, then I will donate it to the temple casually, anyway, there will never be too many statues in these temples." ”

Remembering Greed's concern for the statue of the god she had found in the night market street, Jane threatened with the right medicine.

Sure enough, as soon as she listened, Greed's piercing scream stopped abruptly, and at the same time, Jian Er felt that the "pom-pom" in her hand was suddenly frozen there, so she couldn't help but curl the corners of her mouth, seeing that you still haven't hooked.

Keep frozen!

Jian Er's eyebrows raised, yo, I can really bear it, so Jian Er touched her chin and coughed again: "Cough, I seem to have heard from Jinxiu a few days ago that a new temple was built in the eastern suburbs, and the craftsmanship of the vegetarian master invited is quite good, and there are vegetarian restaurants on the first and fifteenth days of the new year." Ask me to try it, it's fifteen today, I was tired all night last night, and I don't want to fire today, why don't you call Jinxiu together?"

The pom-pom moved for a moment, then shrunk tighter.

Well, the killer feature below: "This new temple, there must not be a lot of Buddha statues in it, and those great monks who want to come to the Buddha statues donated by a pilgrim will be in a good mood, so that they will be more attentive when they make vegetarian food for us." ”

Will this temple accept the Buddha statue donated by pilgrims, how can people who don't burn incense and worship Buddha know, anyway, she is just talking nonsense about this fat mouse dressed as an ostrich, and it sounds like that. If some Buddhists were to debunk Na Jian'er's words, it would be a matter of minutes, but it would be enough to hook a fat mouse who also knew nothing about these Bodhisattva temples.

Sure enough, the next second Jian Er's words fell, Greed suddenly let go of his body, flicked his little tail, and his fat body shook like a swing, and then the round grunt body bent and dragged his tail with this force, and then climbed to Jian Er's hand.

What a difficult action! Jian'er's eyes widened involuntarily, how could such a round, fat body make movements that were not many with monkeys, this is really amazing.

Greed now I don't know how surprised Jian Er was at its performance just now, it's only worried that the good opportunity that was about to come will be yellow because of this, and now the greed is all kinds of regrets, what did you say you did just now, where is the rat who showed the thief spirit and thief spirit just now, that's what a pig can do!

The big handle is still in the hands of others (greedy for the Buddha in the heart) has not arrived, and he is still pretending to be bored with his master, if the master really donates the Buddha, then what should I do? Hurry up, hurry up, whether it's coquettish or cute, it's just right to appease the master.

"Squeak-" Greedy's fat paw was on Jian'er's thumb, obviously it was just a monophonic word, but he was called out by greed to tune out nine curves and eighteen bends.

I saw Greed try to open his big, round, watery eyes wider, and then blink a few more times. According to its experience, its own appearance is the most attractive, usually as long as it shows such a performance, it can kill almost all the women in the space (Lu Wang's family and the female ghost maids of the Lu family), so that they can respond to its needs, even if it is a child, it is difficult to escape its charm. Although this trick has not been used by his master, but he is also a woman, so the effect should be good.

The little eyes full of anticipation looked directly at Jian Er, and her stupid appearance almost made Jian Er laugh. Trying to control her smile, Jian Er continued to pretend: "It seems that you also agree with what I just said." Isn't that right?"

Shake your head hard. Shaking his head vigorously, shaking his head sharply, the greedy action showed that it did not agree with the conclusions reached by Jane.

"Why? You don't agree? I think that's a good idea. Trying to suppress the corners of her mouth, which was about to take shape, Jian Er continued to tease.

"Squeak. Squeak squeak. Squeak squeak (where is good.) That's greedy, it's greedy!)—— "Fist clench, no." Claw Protest!

"Are you threatening me?" Jian Er's eyes narrowed, revealing a dangerous aura.

"Squeak. "Shaking my head hard, this time the greedy reaction is fast, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! I'm just announcing my ownership. Ginseng baby less you, where are you, greedy for translation!

"No, why are you throwing your fist at me? Jian Er raised her eyebrows and said.

climbed on Jian'er's palm, sat upright, in order not to cause no more misunderstandings that would cause his heart disease, greedily tried to tighten his fat paws, and then squeaked cutely towards Jian'er, and from time to time lowered his head and rubbed Jian'er's wrist with his fat head, so a flattering expression.

It's hard to say whether the expression of greed is cute or not, after all, it is a matter of benevolence and wisdom, anyway, Jian'er doesn't feel cute, she just feels that she is crawling with goosebumps all over her body now, and she almost threw greed out directly without shaking her hand.

"Okay, okay," Jian Er pinched the back of the greedy neck, picked it up, and rubbed this guy like this, and the goosebumps on the ground could be fried with a dish, "Don't rub it, I won't donate it!"

"Squeak-" As soon as he heard this, his greedy eyes lit up, and a wave of pride surged into his heart, so he said, its greedy uncle is really charming, look, as long as it is so coquettish, as soon as it sells cute, its own master really can't stand it, well, if you work hard, maybe the master will give the baby to himself. As soon as he thought of this, Greed couldn't help but twist his fat body with a ball of meat, and his voice became more and more flattering.

"Alright, alright, I'm scared of you. Jian'er felt that she couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly put greed on the ground, "You wait, I'll see which bag I put in that Buddha image." ”

Because Jian Er knew that the Buddha statue was just a modern handicraft, although she didn't know why Greed was so concerned about that thing, but with its imprint that marked its identity - the Great Wei Deming King, the 2002 Logo, and the appearance without any trace of aura, it really couldn't make Jian Er pay attention to it, so Jian Er just stuffed it into the bag casually.

But now it seems that this Buddha statue is not so simple. In fact, even if it is not simple, Jane has not changed, and the Lord does not give it to greed. After all, for her, greed is also considered her own family, even if that thing may be very valuable, but if her family wants it, then why not give it to him?

"It's strange, where did I put it?" After looking for it like this, Jian Er found that it seemed that her harvest tonight was not less, these bags could be said to have been piled up all over the place, no way, worried about getting other treasures, Jian Er took the contents of the bag out one by one, "Hey, I see, here!"

In an uproar, Jian Er took out the statue of King Dawei Deming and put it on the ground.

"Squeak-" Greed's round eyes suddenly brightened, and he almost pounced on him again. But with the previous lesson, greed still tried to control himself, and he was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks there, looked at the statue, and then looked at his own master, Miss Jian'er, but he only dared to look at it and did not dare to take another step.

"Yo, you're acting so honestly now?" Jian Er teased.

"Squeak-" Hmph, I was fascinated by Jian'er's instigation and greed, but I saw that it was trying to sit upright at this moment, and then opened its eyes wide and blinked at Jian'er and discharged electricity. Hmph, this time I must learn a lesson, and I must not let the Lord have the opportunity to threaten him to donate this idol.

"Okay, I know you're doing well, oh, I promised you before, this is for you. Jian Er gently pushed the idol in front of Greed and said.

"Squeak-" The pleasant tone sounded, listening to Jian'er's words, this time greed could no longer control himself, the little fat claw forced, and the whole body rose into the air and pounced on the statue of the great Wei Deming King. That posture, that way, I don't know, I think this little guy is a lover who hasn't seen him for many years.

Jane's black line, it turned out that Greed's weight was too heavy, coupled with the power generated by that powerful pounce, he actually looked at the statue of the Great Wei Deming King and knocked it to the ground, and Jane Er couldn't save it, and Greed also fell to the ground, and made a few turns, if a big meat ball didn't stop until it hit the chair leg.

Standing up strongly, greedily and persistently, he "rolled" back towards the great Wei Deming Wang Xiang again, and then took it back into his arms.

"As for it!" Jian Er didn't know what she should say, so she had to sigh and soothe, "Okay, greed, I said this is for you and for you, you can do whatever you want, you don't need this." ”

"Squeak-" Greed just responded to Jian Er perfunctorily, and then hugged the god and rubbed it.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak. After a long while, Greed seemed to finally come to his senses, raised his head and squeaked at Jian'er.

"What, what's wrong?" said Jane's face.

"Squeak, squeak. "Greed compared the idol to the god and then to Jane, and finally to himself, as if he wanted to say something.

"I don't understand!" Jian Er replied very simply, she really didn't understand, although her memory is much better now, in order to live up to her good memory, and for the resentment of the previous E language exam, Jian Er angrily taught herself several foreign languages. But Jane said that she was really incapable of learning this interracial foreign language! It was all a string of squeaks, God knows what it meant.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak. Greed began to scratch his ears and cheeks again, and then there was another big comparison, or the more urgent this was, the more chaotic it became, and the more chaotic Jian Er became, the more she didn't know what it was trying to say.

So there is such a scene, a fat mouse is wrong in front, and a little girl sits in front with an innocent face and an ignorant look, what a situation of chickens and ducks talking! (To be continued......)