Chapter 230: The Feasibility of Turning into a Fox
Chen Ping was busy in the kitchen alone, and He Chen wanted to help, but was kicked out by his mother without saying anything.
"If you don't understand anything, don't mess up. β
No matter how He Chen proved that he could cook, Chen Ping didn't listen, drove He Chen out of the kitchen, and directly closed the sliding door.
He Xianle said hehehe: "Don't worry about your mother, it's rare to cook for you once, it's still such an important day, let you eat well, it's the greatest comfort to your mother." β
He Chen smiled helplessly, went back to the sofa, picked up a small orange and peeled it, and then stuffed the whole thing into his mouth, and a stream of sweet and sour juice exploded in his mouth.
He Chen shook his eyebrows, he liked this feeling the most.
"Why don't you bring your girlfriend home during the Chinese New Year?" He Xian suddenly asked.
"Huh?" He Chen was stunned for a moment.
"I said, why don't you bring a girlfriend back when you come back this time?" He Xian asked.
He Chen said strangely: "Dad, why are you suddenly asking about this?"
"Are you still allowed me to ask?" He Xian raised his eyebrows and glanced at He Chen, "Downstairs, your Uncle Tian's son only went to college this year and has already brought his girlfriend back." You've been in the business for three years, why haven't you heard anything at all?"
He Chen grinned: "When I was in middle school, I dared to talk about it once, you and my mother knew, I was afraid that I would be beaten half to death." Why are you in a hurry now?"
"Middle school is middle school, that's early love, and now that you're an adult, of course you can talk to someone, you can't compare. He Xian picked up a small orange and stripped it, stuffed it into his mouth, and frowned. "It's too sour...... Saying. in your comics. There are middle school students everywhere who are in love, is it because we don't let you talk, you deliberately wrote like this?"
He Chen said that he was wronged, who let all the middle school students in the anime save the world?
"My girlfriend is not a cabbage, so I don't want to brush up on experience in the novice village, and I have to face the extremely difficult challenges of reality as soon as I come up, how can I get it back so easily. He Chen complained.
He Xian took a sip of tea, and then said to He Chen, "It's not a game. Also the novice village...... Besides, children have not yet formed any world view, outlook on love, and values, and what kind of love do they understand? What qualifications do they have to talk about love? Do they want to live their later lives and think about realistic problems? Aren't they all people who only know the wind and snow, and use the pocket money given by their parents to 'you love me and I love you' everywhere?"
After a pause, He Xian shook his head and said, "Do they like people, or do they like the feeling of being in love with their ignorant heartbeat?"
"Dad, when did you become a professor in the Department of Literature? How did you become so literate!"
He Xian picked up the newspaper on the table, a roll, and knocked on He Chen: "That's the case, am I wrong?"
"There are a lot of problems with puppy love. Boys affect less, but if the problem is heavier. Girls' studies and even later life will be greatly affected. You have to pay attention to the content of your book, now your comic is no longer just a story, it may lead the social atmosphere and become a social phenomenon. β
Therefore, it is more necessary to guide, educate and heal everyone in a way that is acceptable to them. β
"Haven't you decided on a girlfriend yet? The little girl we saw the year before last, short hair, very lively, seems to be called Yoyo, she seems to like you quite a lot; Also, that long-haired, very beautiful star, when I go to you, she and Yoyo take us shopping, no shelves, well-read; there is also an old elder with long hair, who seems to be your assistant, but it's too cold, your mother doesn't like it; and the island girl who came to our house, although the appearance is not as good-looking as those few, but it is better to be well-behaved, and the island women are very docile, very good at serving people, I think this is not bad with your motherβ¦β¦β
He Xian said critically to He Chen, but if he had contact with He Chen, the girls they had seen seemed to have become He Chen's alternate girlfriends.
"You have to hurry up and make sure that you can't drag it out, there are more wolves and less meat in this era, especially these girls are very good, and the people chasing them must be lined up. You can wait, but they can't wait, and a girl's most precious youth is only a few years. It's sure as soon as possible, otherwise it's a lifelong regret to miss it......"
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"Do you want to step on a few boats? In your comics, there are several male protagonists who are in relationships with more than two women**...... This kind of thing, dad can't say anything about you, you are all adults, you should have your own considerations. But Dad only said one word, don't lie, your feelings can't be involved in any sand, and don't delay it too long, if they are willing to accept it, you must not let them down, they are all good girls. β
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He Chen discovered for the first time that his old-fashioned father had such an open mind.
Could this be the legendary stuffy saut?
Or is it that because he is too old-fashioned, the father has degenerated into the idea of polyandry in the feudal era?
"It's time to eat, He Chen, tell Fei Fei to go. β
Suddenly, the kitchen door opened, and Chen Ping instructed He Chen while serving the food, and beckoned He Xian: "He Xian, come and serve the food." β
He Chen was pardoned and hurried to call his sister.
In my sister's room, the door was closed, and He Chen knocked on the door: "Fei Fei, it's time to eat!"
After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that there was no response, He Chen increased the strength and frequency of knocking on the door: "Fei Fei, are you asleep, are you still angry?"
He Chen tried to push the doorknob, but it was not locked, so he pushed the door and entered.
He Feifei's room has a frankincense of eggs, I don't know if it's because she likes to drink yogurt, and the guide zhì also exudes this faint frankincense, which can't be smelled under normal circumstances, but in the boudoir where she sleeps every day, it is particularly prominent.
The first thing that caught He Chen's eyes was a paper towel on the ground.
Then I saw He Feifei, who was lying on the bed and ignoring He Chen, with a notebook in front of her. Hearing He Chen come in, there was a heavy snort in his nostrils.
On He Feifei's bed, there are several collector's edition dolls, Pikachu, Gilly Egg, Dilumon, Doraemon, etc., all of which are the first batch of collector's dolls made by the toy factory, and He Chen got them for his sister.
Each one is made in a 1:1 size and is lifelike.
He Chen stood on the side of the bed, looked down at his sister, and said with a sigh in his mouth: "I haven't seen you for a year, why have you become so sloppy? Be careful that I use you as the protagonist to draw another story of the sloppy queen, and let the world see your sloppy appearance!"
"You dare!" He Feifei immediately exploded, and sat up with a turnover, but no matter how old a girl is, she attaches great importance to her image.
"You...... If you dare to draw me, I will draw you!"
He Feifei threatened, and then looked triumphantly at her brother, who was now also a cartoonist.
He Chen laughed and talked about a brain crash in front of her: "Okay, then it's better than seeing who draws better, and who has more readers?"
He Feifei's mouth was deflated, and she grabbed Doraemon's doll and kept smashing He Chen: "You will bully me! You are a big celebrity, you have more readers! You win! You go and draw me! Let everyone in the world know that your sister is a sloppy queen! I, I will never see anyone in my life!"
Although the combination of her and Zhuo Ning'er was taken care of by Zhuang Bufan, the recommendation has never been broken, and it also takes advantage of the trend of magical girls, coupled with the excellent quality of the story, although it can only be updated once a week, it has also gathered a lot of readers.
However, if you want to compare with your brother He Chen, it is equivalent to shaking a tree.
"Makoto is so pitiful, why did you want her to disappear? If you hadn't made her disappear, how would I have used up three packs of tissues because of crying? If I hadn't used these tissues for crying, how would I have become like this?
"I've become a sloppy queen, it's your fault for what you think!"
While screaming, He Feifei's tears flowed again.
She is still immersed in yesterday's plot and can't extricate herself, the final disappearance of Makoto keeps playing back in her mind, even if she sleeps and dreams, all she dreams of is the cold dang that fell alone.
She's sad and just wants to be together forever, so why not give her hope?
"Okay, don't cry or cry, it's my brother's fault, my brother won't draw you, promise, I won't draw you anymore!" seemed to be joking, and He Chen hurriedly comforted him.
Pull one out of her side and wipe her tears.
"I just want to be together forever...... Will you abandon me and leave me too?"
He Feifei raised his head, his eyes red, and looked at He Chen stubbornly.
"The little fox will turn into Makoto to find Yuichi, can I lose you, can you still become a little fox and come to me? However, if you do become a little fox, for your safety, I advise you not to come to me. Fox fur can still be worth a little money, my lovely sister will definitely become a very beautiful little fox, if you wander around Huaxia, I am afraid that before you find me, you will be caught, the fur will be sold, the meat will be eaten, and the bones will be fed to the dogs. β
"If you have the option to transform, I advise you to become a cat...... There are many cats and dogs in the city, which are inconspicuous, but recently dog dealers are rampant, and the danger of stray dogs has increased dramatically, and cats are flexible and very good at guerrilla warfare in the city, so they become the first choice for cats, especially black cats. After all, in various legends, the black cat is a bad omen, and generally no one wants to mess with it. β
He Chen made a contemplative gesture and put himself in He Feifei's shoes to give advice.
"Ahhhhhh
He Feifei was silent for a while, and then went crazy, her little head fantasized about her brother's countless answers, but she never thought that He Chen would say such a big thing!
So he immediately stormed away, picked up Doraemon with one hand, picked up the auspicious egg with the other, and began to perform a dual-wielding windmill in front of He Chen.
A girl's heart went down the drain. (To be continued......)