"Damn, Shaolin boxing is just gone?"

"This director is too bad, but at this time the protagonist is interrupted. ”

"Rub, Guo Ye's urine has always been like this!"

After the protagonist Xiaohu came out, the audience in the hall felt that they were holding their breath here, and they couldn't go up or down, which was uncomfortable.

If there was no sentence above the leader of the warrior monk, "the following exercises are practiced", the audience at the scene would not have looked forward to it so much, but because the warrior monk said such a sentence, when he was about to start, the protagonist appeared at this time, and this warrior monk's martial arts performance naturally could not continue.

Although everyone knows that this is the need of the plot, they still feel a little uncomfortable.

However, thinking that with Guo Dalu's urine, he can honestly make such a movie instead of causing trouble, which is already good.

You really can't be too strict with Guo Ye.

In the eyes of everyone, Guo Dalu should belong to the honey badger, either mocking this or fighting that, since his debut, there has not been a single peace.

This guy seems to have a sarcastic face by nature, and he is also a troublemaker, so he basically has never been at ease.

He writes well, but he goes to make a movie, and the movie is good, and he has to fight a pen war with the National People's Congress, and the pen war here is not over, he has a music party, and then he started to do TV.

He is always full of energy and vitality, full of curiosity and desire to experiment with everything.

If Huaxia Guo is now evaluating who is the most unprofessional, Guo Dalu will definitely be elected first.

And such an unprofessional guy can still devote himself to making such a good-looking movie, what else can everyone ask for?

It's good that this guy can shoot it, don't find anything wrong with the big guy, in case he doesn't shoot, what should I do?

Do you still want to watch those cookie-cutter old-fashioned action movies?

Accustomed to big fish and big meat, who still eats bran vegetables?

Even if the plot set by Guo Dalu is too appetizing, everyone can endure it!

The story on the screen continues, and the unconscious little tiger is rescued by the monk Tanzong, the leader of the warrior monks, but is opposed by the monks.

This monk has a fat head and big ears, but his expression is serious, and he has no accommodation in speaking and doing things, and he doesn't want to save Xiaohu into the temple. It wasn't until after the abbot spoke that the warrior monks carried Xiaohu into the temple.

Because Xiaohu was weak and the soup did not enter, several warrior monks decided to get some meat and fishy things for Xiaohu to nourish.

At this point in the film, the sad tone decreases, cheerful music plays, and the scene turns, and these warrior monks appear in a cabbage field.

At this time, it is summer, and the frogs and insects sing at the mountain gate, and the scenery is beautiful, but several warrior monks are not enjoying the scenery, but catching frogs in the vegetable field.

A few bald monks lying in the cabbage field, concentrating on catching frogs is very funny, in the cheerful music, they giggle and jump, like frogs in the cabbage field jumping high and low, but the cabbage on the cabbage is not damaged.

This scene is very relaxing, especially the scene where several of their bald heads collide together, which makes the audience smile at the corners of their mouths.

Although this scene is not intended to make people laugh, the picture is warm and moving, the monks' words and deeds are very cute, and the audience is extremely comfortable to watch.

In particular, when they were catching frogs, they were asked by the monks, "What kind of body are you doing jumping around in the cabbage field?"

Several monks said in unison: "We are practicing toad gong!"

As they talked, they made the appearance of toads, bouncing around on the ground, really like big toads.

When they heard the words "Toad Gong", the audience felt a strange feeling in their hearts.

The first time they learned about "toad gong" was when they were reading a book. There is a big villain in that book, called Ouyang Feng, nicknamed "West Poison", "Old Poison", and this Ouyang Feng's kung fu is toad gong.

And the book that wrote Ouyang Feng is called "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and the author is Guo Dalu.

Unexpectedly, this toad skill was used again in this movie.

It's just that today's monks who practice toad skills do not do special effects, which is not the same as the toad skills in the condor shooting theme filmed by Guo Dalu in the past, but it seems more real and credible.

When these monks killed the frogs they caught and stewed the soup, Bai Wufang, the daughter of the monk Tanzong, the leader of the warrior monks, sent two more eggs and made egg soup for Xiaohu to drink, which made Xiaohu's body slightly better.

Several young monks gathered around the house, watching Tanzong monk feed the broth mixed with frog meat and eggs to Xiaohu to drink, and they were all very greedy, especially when they saw two eggs, they couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

People are living better now, and some people find it incomprehensible to see the monks in the movie hungry for two eggs like this. It's just two eggs, is it so solemn?

But some people who are older and have more experience know that in the poor families of the old society, two eggs are already a very good supplement. At that time, the poor people did not get meat all year round, and finally got quick fat, and they were all boiled into lard, and rubbed it on the pot with lard when cooking, so that the rice could have a little oily fragrance, and it was already delicious for the poor.

Before watching this "Shaolin Temple", everyone at the scene had also watched a lot of costume martial arts films, but basically all martial arts films were taken for granted in terms of plot settings.

Those characters in movies and television cost dozens or hundreds of taels of silver at every turn for a meal, and even a cup of tea costs silver to settle the bill, which is simply embarrassing and impossible to watch.

Those directors have no historical knowledge at all, and sometimes they even put on a crown and Li Dai, and there is no one in the Tang Dynasty who can recite the poems of the Song Dynasty.

Those movies are for children or people with insufficient knowledge to watch, and they can still watch it, but for people who have a certain amount of knowledge and a certain amount of reading, they can't bear it, the more they watch it, the more embarrassing it becomes, and the more uncomfortable they are, but in addition to these, the rest of the movies are similar, and in the end they can only pinch their noses and watch them.

It can be said that costume action movies have been complained by the audience, one is that the fighting actions are too fake, the other is that the details are not handled properly, and the other is that the scenes are very small, and there are only a few small places back and forth, which is too petty.

But Guo Dalu's movies are different from previous movies, whether it is "East Becomes West", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" or "The First Blood", it gives people the feeling that there is such an atmosphere, the scenes are also large, the action is chic and smooth, and even the details are much better than those movies.

Just like in the movie, these monks attached so much importance to eggs, which was in line with the environment at the time. These monks eat with clear soup and little water, and practice martial arts all year round, and they are not too old, so they are the most able to eat.

Through the detailed description of this shot, the audience also discovered Guo Dalu's attention to detail when they felt funny.

The development of the next story is lackluster, and under the care of the monk and his apprentices, Xiaohu Tanzong's body gradually improves. He had heard of the fame of Shaolin monks for a long time, and wanted to worship the monk of Tanzong as a teacher, but the monk was not allowed.

In the end, under Xiaohu's pleading, the monk asked him to fetch water first and refine his muscles and bones.

When the protagonist Xiaohu saw the wooden barrel used to draw water with a pointed bottom, he was very moved, not to mention Xiaohu at this time, the audience also felt strange, I don't know why this bucket has this shape.

But when Xiaohu arrived at the water drawing place with the bucket, the audience immediately understood what was going on.

I saw that the monk of Tanzong and more than a dozen disciples were filling two buckets with water, and then stretched out their arms, lifted the two buckets horizontally, and walked towards the mountain.

"Damn, how much arm strength is this?"

"Could it be that when the Shaolin monk drafted water, he carried water like this?"

There was an uproar from the audience.