The white bone spirit said with a look of contempt: "Canopy, as a man...... Ahem, woman, I'll tell you a truth. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In this world, there is no cold woman at all. The reason why some men feel that a certain woman is cold is entirely because these men can't reach the height of that woman and don't have the strength to make that woman not cold.

This may sound a bit harsh and too realistic. But it is indeed life experience, a truth summed up from practice. ”

Canopy said speechlessly, "How do I feel that you are scolding me around the bush?"

"You're right. The white bone spirit said, "That's what I meant. ”

Canopy's cheeks twitched, and he almost couldn't control himself, and he was about to go wild, gritting his teeth and shouting, "White Bone Spirit!"

"You don't have to be so loud, I can hear you. Bai Gujing waved his hand: "Forget it, since you don't want to listen, I won't say it." ”

Chang'e looked at him helplessly, put the jade rabbit on the table, took out a small red jade stove, and a slight fire rose under the furnace. Open the lid of the furnace and summon some young shoots to accompany the brilliance, put them in the furnace, and soak them in the purest ice and snow water.

The red jade furnace is hotted on a slight fire, and the water is gradually boiling, the tea is open, and the fragrance is overflowing, which makes people move their fingers.

In this process, whether it is a canopy or a white bone, what is seen is not the stove, but the pair of jade hands that make tea, and the quiet, tranquil, and beautiful young woman.

The canopy is good at blackening itself, but the lustful attribute is real. At this time, he couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and the lust in his eyes almost wanted to eat Chang'e.

The white bone spirit is much better than him, although his heart is itchy, but his eyes are mostly appreciative.

He likes beautiful women, and the important thing is that he likes the beautiful character in the front, not the female character in the back. It's like liking beautiful flowers and beautiful clothes. Possessive, but self-controlled.

"Hey, nerd, your eyes are popping out. When Chang'e lifted the red jade furnace and poured tea for the white bones, the white bone spirit pushed the canopy.

The canopy wiped the wetness from the corners of his mouth, sighed and said, "It's really unimaginable, there are immortals who can be beautiful like this." ”

"Worthless guy. The white bone spirit beckoned, and a white jade teacup in front of Chang'e flew up in the air and fell into his hand.

Tiancang looked at the table in front of Chang'e, and saw that there was only one teacup left on it, and a look of loss suddenly appeared on his face, and he said, "Fairy Chang'e, can you pour me a cup of tea?"

"If you have a cup, you can. Chang'e lifted the teapot and said.

The canopy summoned a piece of jade, quickly sharpened it into a jade bowl, and handed it to Chang'e, with a shy look, it was difficult for people to associate him with the canopy that was full of flowers.

The brine points to the tofu, one thing drops one thing. Bai Gujing smiled slightly, looked at the young woman who was incomprehensibly beautiful and her skin could be broken, and said secretly: "The charm of the first beauty in the Three Realms is really immeasurable, even a person like Tianpeng will change her appearance for her." ”

Chang'e poured a cup of tea for the canopy, and the canopy drank it all, feeling the refreshment that went straight to the depths of the body's hundreds of bones and even the soul, and couldn't help but groan, and said, "Before leaving, it is enough to be able to drink such a bowl of tea." ”

The white bone spirit's eyes lit up: "Before leaving, canopy, where are you going?"

Tiancang planned to leave today, and there was no need to hide it at this time, so he said with a false heart: "Recently, my cultivation has reached a bottleneck, and I am going to go to the human world to experience a trip to seek an opportunity to break through." ”

The white bone spirit has eyes that pierce through the ages, how can he not know which is true and which is false what he said, and he calculated in his heart: "It seems that there is a divine who has begun to use the Three Realms as a chessboard to carry out the fall." It's just that behind the canopy, who is standing? Jade Emperor or Taishang? Or is it a hidden power?"

On the side, Fairy Chang'e's eyes also flickered, holding the jade rabbit in her arms, stroking the other party's incomparably clean white hair, not knowing what she was calculating.

After a while, seeing that Bai Gu didn't speak, Chang'e asked: "Your current identity is the generalissimo of the Tianhe Water Army, it's okay to go down to earth as a doppelganger, but it must be a little difficult to go down to earth with a real body, right?"

Tiancang laughed at himself: "Originally, I came here to tease you, and pleaded guilty to this crime to go down to earth, but I never thought that I would be taught a lesson by the Great Sage of White Bones." ”

"Molesting the Taiyin Divine Monarch, this is a serious crime, and it is accompanied by infamy through the ages, do you care about it?" Chang'e said in surprise.

Tiancang glanced at the White Bone Spirit and snorted lightly, "I think it's better for the White Bone Great Sage to explain this question." After all, I just had an idea, and she had already done it. ”

The white bone spirit smiled freely, waved his hand and spoke: "Fame is like a floating cloud to me, ten thousand people respect me, worship me, and ten thousand people hate me, hate me, and look at me, and do their own work with me? As for the canopy, it must be similar to what I thought.

Then again, this is a good opportunity to make a name for yourself. The moon hangs here, Chang'e is eternal, and when people mention Chang'e in the future, they will remember the existence that once teased her. For example, Ben Sheng. ”

Fairy Chang'e was very speechless for his strange thoughts, and said helplessly, "White bones......

Hearing this crispy and numb strange sound, the white bones and the canopy trembled at the same time. Bing Qing Yujie, cold and unparalleled, a young woman who has lived in an empty boudoir for a long time, once Wen Nong speaks softly, that voice can simply transform people's souls.

It took a long time for the canopy to return to normal, and he said with a serious face: "White Bone Sage, I want to worship you as a teacher." ”

The white bone spirit understood his thoughts, shook his head and said, "No." ”

"Why?"

"This saint does not accept male disciples. The White Bone Spirit said earnestly and sincerely.

Canopy was speechless, and Chang'e smiled slightly.

With a deep breath, Tiancang decided not to pay attention to Bai Gu anymore, and turned his eyes to Chang'e: "I really can't do it, but I still hope to spread the fake news, I need this crime to the lower realm." However, this matter will eventually damage your reputation, and if you don't agree, forget it. ”

Chang'e shook her head and said: "I am a woman, trapped in the Guanghan Palace, staying at home, and my reputation has no effect on me. Since the marshal has this intention, he will preach it. ”

"What about me?" the white bone spirit knocked on the table and said, "Canopy, I'm all here, at least I have to have a role, right?" I think, it's better to promote me as a goddess knight, and at the most critical moment, the hero saves the beauty." ”

Canopy said with a strange expression: "You are shameless and untouchable. ”

The white bone spirit struck with a gesture, and the canopy cooperated with the dodge.

After a while, enough of the fun, the white bone spirit said to the canopy: "Let's go, I'll see you off." ”